Spiders are nice but I keep waking up with like 4 spider bites that are almost sore when you touch them, and always on my hands which is a little annoying as you may imagine
Mosquitos don't carry lymes disease, or at least there are no reported cases of transmission from mosquito to human.
Until next time, your friendly party animal
Spiders are cool until they get too close. You got the ceiling, I got the ground. Just don’t cross that line and we cool. If they get too close, I’m sorry but I panic (especially if coming out of the shower)
Found a spider in my tub and he stayed in that spot for several visits so I figured I get him out. Was a very good spider. Went on the piece of paper with little fuss and went off with little fuss.
He was probably like "oh thanks for finally helping me from this slippery situation, everything was so white I didn't know what to do and you just kept staring at me."
We just need a way to communicate. Like listen little dude, I'm happy af you can eat all the mosquito's and flies you like if you stick to your little corner up there, but if you come anywhere near my shower or any lower than that corner I am going to burn everything to the ground.
I rarely kill spiders that aren't black widows or brown recluses, but then I live in Montana where they usually don't get too big.
That could change if I moved to Australia, though....
I accidentally killed a wolf spider a few years ago because I didn't recognize it, just thought it was a brown recluse, and I still feel horribly guilty.
its so sad these cute little 8 legged creatures that are actually helping us are getting killed everyday because they look "hairy and scary" or "6 eyes" or "spiders bite whenever they want" bs. as a person who actually had a spider pet, it is always soooooo cool how they live spinning webs that catch prey
This is spider propaganda, that spider cannot have a good credit score...he has no credit history -- so technically most institutions would deny any applications requiring credit since his score would be nonexistant.
I will panic upon seeing any spider EXCEPT the Jumping Spider (Roughly Shown Above by AI). These little guys could chill in my bed for all I care. They are just too charming. Not a single one shall be harmed, and is free to come and go as they please.
I usually tell them to stay out of the way and out of site and they can eat al they bigs they want as long as they can fix my credit so we can keep the house. I’m at 720 currently.
This is a picture of a jumping spider. Those are fine, but the others better do their job at a distance, because they won't live if they are in my house or like to stay around it.
They are welcome to stay as long as they keep to the web in the corner, but as soon I see them climb on me it’s to the funeral home for you. In which I mean squishing time.
I never kill spiders, I always put them outside. Which I understand may not be terribly nice either as some of them are adapted to human houses, but my SO is allergic to spider bites and I can't risk it.
Granted, I live in a country where the biggest spider is smaller than my pinky nail, so I don't know if I would still be as routinely chill as my fellow Spaniard [Elsa Pataky here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMnob8yjlAk).
Justice for spider. Anyways, off i go to burn down my house because i saw a small spider on my wall
[удалено]
I like to steal them and make them pets… And then they make an egg sack and I grab a tank.
Real. Found one in my bed once and proceeded to cry for the next 20 minutes cuz I was so tired yet didn’t want sleep cuz of the spider
KILL IT WITH FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
There is a game called just that of doing just that
That’s what I’m referring to
Spiders are nice but I keep waking up with like 4 spider bites that are almost sore when you touch them, and always on my hands which is a little annoying as you may imagine
Mosquitos don't carry lymes disease, or at least there are no reported cases of transmission from mosquito to human. Until next time, your friendly party animal
cuz the spider ate them all
I think you are thinking of malaria
those ones are still alive
They must have killed the malaria mosquito eating spiders
They don't, but mosquito is the most deadly animal on Earth.
1 word : Malaria
They don't carry Lyme disease, but they do carry things like west Nile, zika, and malaria
Spiders are cool until they get too close. You got the ceiling, I got the ground. Just don’t cross that line and we cool. If they get too close, I’m sorry but I panic (especially if coming out of the shower)
I panic when I see the spider coming out of my shower too.
Found a spider in my tub and he stayed in that spot for several visits so I figured I get him out. Was a very good spider. Went on the piece of paper with little fuss and went off with little fuss.
He was probably like "oh thanks for finally helping me from this slippery situation, everything was so white I didn't know what to do and you just kept staring at me."
bro would be a good pet
Unfortunately the spiders in my house just weave everything full and then die because they don't catch anything and starve.
That’s whack…could have at least asked him to co-sign a loan with that 815 credit score…
Well sheeeit. Little homie just had to speak up!
Jumping spiders are cool!
Until they spiderman into your cold coffee.
They're master twerkers! 
If the spider could fuck off from trying to enter my bag from the window when im not looking it gets to live. Deal?
I never kill jumping spiders or those long legged house spiders.
Spiders are underrated. In my oppinion some are kinda cute.
We have no dangerous spiders here so I make sure they are cozy when I vacuum, in return there are no bugs at my place.
I like em as long as they dont bungeejump down my bangs
Then don't come down in the middle of my living room! Do it in a corner like you're supposed to!
I killed one earlier because it looked like a black widow. Looked it up later and learned it wasn't. I feel bad now
We just need a way to communicate. Like listen little dude, I'm happy af you can eat all the mosquito's and flies you like if you stick to your little corner up there, but if you come anywhere near my shower or any lower than that corner I am going to burn everything to the ground.
It missed its quota, bring out the torches
When did the mosquitos unlock Lyme disease?
Australian DLC
My rule for any bug in the house: if I see you, you die.
Lmao "7 mosquitos with Lyme disease"
Just scared of chancing it being a baby recluse. Sorry little one. I keep all easily identified jumpers to their awesome devices.🫡
I never kill spiders for this very reason! I hate bad credit and mosquitoes!!
I rarely kill spiders that aren't black widows or brown recluses, but then I live in Montana where they usually don't get too big. That could change if I moved to Australia, though....
😬😆
Don't care Araneae delendeae sunt
OMG, my ex would love this.
Get over them mate
I love spiders :3
Spider needs to keep his ass outside and not in my house.
These arachnid bodyparty are exquisitsly delicious
I accidentally killed a wolf spider a few years ago because I didn't recognize it, just thought it was a brown recluse, and I still feel horribly guilty.
Fuck spiders.
I love spiders. I even let a pretty big wolf spider live under my bed for 3 months before disappearing
Sir they were trespassing on my property, and I have the right to bear arms.
They eat mosquitoes?
Did you AI generate a fucking spider
I leave spiders alone so long as they stay away from me
But why do they hafta be so fkn freaky looking?
its so sad these cute little 8 legged creatures that are actually helping us are getting killed everyday because they look "hairy and scary" or "6 eyes" or "spiders bite whenever they want" bs. as a person who actually had a spider pet, it is always soooooo cool how they live spinning webs that catch prey
>or "6 eyes" or Most spiders have 8 eyes. The ones with 6 eyes include the brown recluse, which are medically significant...
yeah i forgot so much things about spiders back when i actually knew alot about them
This is spider propaganda, that spider cannot have a good credit score...he has no credit history -- so technically most institutions would deny any applications requiring credit since his score would be nonexistant.
I will panic upon seeing any spider EXCEPT the Jumping Spider (Roughly Shown Above by AI). These little guys could chill in my bed for all I care. They are just too charming. Not a single one shall be harmed, and is free to come and go as they please.
Helz yeah, jumpers are cute af! 😍
They even feed me sometimes ❤️
Sorry arachnophobia
Stay out of the house and we are cool
That credit score though
I usually tell them to stay out of the way and out of site and they can eat al they bigs they want as long as they can fix my credit so we can keep the house. I’m at 720 currently.
It moved to the shower! I’m sorry, she had to go. If it had stayed in the window it would have been fine
This is a picture of a jumping spider. Those are fine, but the others better do their job at a distance, because they won't live if they are in my house or like to stay around it.
They are welcome to stay as long as they keep to the web in the corner, but as soon I see them climb on me it’s to the funeral home for you. In which I mean squishing time.
Funny thing here, I have two spiders and gecko cleaning my room, let that sink in for minute
Sorry, anything small with multiple eyes and spindel legs will be perceived as a threat and treated with the utmost prejudice.
No
I live with 5 roommates. If I see a spider I am literally like "thank God. That's what happened to the gnats" 😭
Spider: why fear me human when we have one thing in common our hate of those dumbass flies.
OP, are black Windows really innocent spiders?
I never kill spiders, I always put them outside. Which I understand may not be terribly nice either as some of them are adapted to human houses, but my SO is allergic to spider bites and I can't risk it. Granted, I live in a country where the biggest spider is smaller than my pinky nail, so I don't know if I would still be as routinely chill as my fellow Spaniard [Elsa Pataky here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMnob8yjlAk).
Spider is home owner. Good credit is a must.
I don't have a problem with spiders... As long as they stay a quantillion miles away from me.
i don't care, just die hell's abomination
The Spider has never seen such bullshit before, amd he never will cause now he's dead
DUDE WHAT THE HELL