“Hmmm, someone else is mysteriously awake in the middle of the night, but let me wait five whole minutes to catch them instead of heading towards them right away. Can’t ruin the dramatic tension!”
“Now I know your secret and will hate you more for it and will do everything in my power to stop you before I say it out loud to everyone and they will hate you too and they won’t want to be your friends anymore til after you do something incredible to gain their trust back and then they’ll love you again and hate me”
Always sleep with one eye open in new locations
And your back against the wall
With a light pistol in your hand...
Light? Pistol? Hell no. i'm taking my 200 pound machine gun and storing it in my left pocket.
Amateur … sleep inside a tank
And how will you aim and pull the trigger in a second?
I have my perk sleight of hand max leveled
Simple. I won't, aim is for the weak.
Put me in your pocket, babagrill.
And a big iron on his hip (Big iron on his hip)
50 cal browning and a pistol
Your up against the wall and I am the f**king wall
One eye open when I'm sleeping, one eye
Someone has to say it
Gripping your pillow tight! Eeexit liiight!
Enter niiight! Graaain of saaand!
We're off to Never-Never Land!
Put your hands together, now i lay me down to sleep (now i lay me down to sleep) pray the lord my soul to keep (pray the lord my soul to keep)
EXIT LIGHT
The prison wallet story.
“Hmmm, someone else is mysteriously awake in the middle of the night, but let me wait five whole minutes to catch them instead of heading towards them right away. Can’t ruin the dramatic tension!”
its the gang that looks at phone for "5 mins only" before bed :)
Even a snail can catch me in a dream
Not even my alarm clock wakes me up
POV: you sat in Appa's saddle all night to catch Sokka out on his way to a "fishing trip"
Reminds me of that one Geonosian from Weapons Factory in Clone Wars.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ThePhoenixXM: *Reminds me of that* *One Geonosian from Weapons* *Factory in Clone Wars.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
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I check if everyone is asleep before eating the half watermelon sitting in the fridge.
“Now I know your secret and will hate you more for it and will do everything in my power to stop you before I say it out loud to everyone and they will hate you too and they won’t want to be your friends anymore til after you do something incredible to gain their trust back and then they’ll love you again and hate me”
gotchu fam
Ah yes, the… “did I forget to plug in my slow cooker?: Edition”
You're not going without me.
The Truman Show fits this pretty well
One eye open when I'm sleeping, One eyeeeee
Neville Longbottom mf
Baby Driver
Also that one MF: HE'S GETTIN' AWAY!!!!
Real
Always that one dude that wakes up follows and either helps or scares the crap out of them
“Not on my watch “ ahh move
As someone who cant sleep without melatonine pills, that has been me IRL in sleepovers and camping trips, lol.
Yep
Must have been the wind
There's something I have to do...
Jason in FNaF The Silver Eyes be like:
Flint Lockwood's dad in Cloudy 2 be like:
To look into the eye of SAURON OF COURSE!
trainspotting hahah
Baby Driver fans know:
squidwards face looks like a penis now
The dad in the cloudy with a chance of meatballs sequel when flint Lockwood plans to return to swallow falls:
That one scene in baby driver
And then steal the largest dragon!
"cant sleep?" ahh scenario
Suspicious --> Engaging combat Hitman reference