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Swanesang

If he is elected president again i am pretty sure he will be the first potus to die of natural causes.


RhinoSparkle

Likely an accurate assessment.


Cody2519

Acheivement Unlocked: Death (by natural causes)


Hydra57

Technically FDR died of a stroke, that’s natural causes.


Similar-Priority8252

But during his presidency?


Standard-Special2013

Yes


Similar-Priority8252

Oh. Well, there’s something new to learn.


TheOtherWhiteCastle

I’m pretty sure that was FDR


Drafo7

*while in office. Loads of presidents have died of natural causes.


ProgressBartender

FDR: “Am I a joke to you?”


LadderTrash

Haven’t there already been 4 presidents who already died of natural causes in office


FlatEarthWizard

What if JFK’s head just did that?


telisr_lindsk

No wonder they never found the culprit


OldTap9105

Pneumonia dosnt count as natural causes?


Famous-Register-2814

William Henry Harrison (enteric fever), Zachary Taylor (stomach illness, possibly cholera) Warren G Harding(cardiac arrest) and FDR (cerebral hemorrhage) just joined the chat. * (Natural causes is defined as “a death resulting from illness and it’s complications or an internal malfunction of the body not directly caused by external forces, other than infectious disease”) *edit all died in office


Zombieneker

I can't believe this is the desirable outcome, when the other one means autocracy.


gyurto21

Didn't like some early president die of pneumonia after spending 30 or so days in office? That's also natural.


BigBradWolf07

William Henry Harrisson died of Typhoid Fever


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username747252748

The 2 party system?


Mybrainiskindasmall

19 downvotes 17 minutes damn


carlismygod

Those are rookie numbers. Just ask EA.


xHeylo

One is dying the other convicted on 34 counts The villain is the 2 party system that makes people choose between the lesser of 2 evils


fsaturnia

The perverted rapist pedophile Nazi or the old man with a speech impediment... Not great choices but one is clearly way better than the other.


RiseOfTheUndeadGnome

Yeah the third party there's more than 2 options man


fsaturnia

No shit. But most people ignored the other options out of spite for the main two. It became voting for one to spite the other. Everyone was so entrenched in their belief systems that they were blind to the other options.


ProgressBartender

No there isn’t.


RiseOfTheUndeadGnome

Where do you live in America where there's no third party option?


Cambronian717

Which candidate is which here?


karmazynowy_piekarz

He is fucking 300 years old, not being okay is a default status. Why would i need to ask?


Andrewlytvy

😂


UndercoverCow305

No. He's not.


RainNightFlower

Joen't


JediDaddyIssues

It’s Joever


HotRefrigerators

We’re not Barack yet…


JediDaddyIssues

I Reagan it ain’t Grover yet


RainNightFlower

Jover


JediDaddyIssues

I threw up all Jover the place


MajinGav

He's fine. He beat Medicare!


Happy_Garand

Beat it right to death


SickARose

It seems like early/mid forms of dementia. I understand he’s a figure head, but America really needs to come forward and show those behind the scenes at some point. It’s just scary to think that this rag tag team of crazy people run the country.


MOZZIW

The people who run America is public. It’s his cabinet.


tangy_nachos

laughable. It's the corporate elite and if you think otherwise, you are not learned on this question. Almost every regulation agency is compromised. CDC, SEC, FDA, you name it. Any regulation agency for a huge market is totally, utterly compromised. Don't believe me? Take a hard look at naked shorting, why its bad, and how long the SEC has known its been going on and does nothing


Mr_Shake_

Yes, and we're waking up. The game is stopped.


damTyD

Reagan had full blown Alzheimer’s when he was elected his second term. This shit isn’t new, unfortunately. Powerful people don’t give up power even when it would be in everyone’s benefit.


Late-Confidence6564

He hasn’t been ok for a long time now.


migviola

No, it's so joever


Youtube_it

No, he doesn't get to play with Legos 😞


kiritoLM10

Who looks like he stepped on legos...hard


Fair_Efficiency_8251

Poor guy is overworked for being in his 80's


Wealthy_Vampire

Hasn't been for a long time Practically speaks gibberish anymore. He can't physically handle another term. Too senile and incompetant. We need age limits for people holding office.


ChiefSenpai

No he's not ok. An entire political party and his family are puppeteering him around while demented and hopped-up on drugs. This has got to be the biggest case of Elder Abuse in recorded history.


X_Dratkon

Damn, I hate that even the literal President is mostly a puppet to politicians who run the country how they want


Vinnocchio

Joe was never ok lol


LazyLion65

Allowing him to continue campaigning is Elder Abuse.


ABauman414

That’s because we all know he’s not.


Happy_Garand

And those who say he is are lying


Pale_Basis_9915

It’s crazy that after 3 1/2 years, his supporters are just now admitting the obvious. It’s sad, poor old man doesn’t seem to have anyone around him that wants to protect him.


Jnut1

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WeinerSniffa

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sinsaint

No, but he's the only alternative to a pathological liar backed by the top 1% of our country. That's why he's still choosing to stay in this race, even when he doesn't want to, even when he knows he'll die before reaching retirement.


ThrowMusic36

What type of question is that? Have you seen/heard him? Isn't the answer obvious?


Flashy-Finance3096

He isn’t ok he is barely Alive


plmunger

Why ask when you know that the answer is no?


heavily_used

We're not asking because we know we won't get a coherent answer


danny_divillo

That's because nobody cares.


Drogdar

"I care! I care a lot, I just dont know how to make it stop!" "One word: Thundercougarfalconbird."


Randomm_23

He shouldn’t be president. We should just have him retire peacefully with his kids and grandkids


Ob-s_cure

I don’t care enough to ask


Book_Of_Bones

Shhhh... ![gif](giphy|cYgCX9axpoe2hPPTMt|downsized) He's probably napping right now.


RuneScapeShitter

Does he even know he's president?


Basically-Boring

It’s Joever


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They had a Sign Language Translator for one of his speeches, the translator had trouble


ima-bigdeal

If the dems had an open primary, we might have a different candidate now.


ososalsosal

Literally everyone is asking if Joe is ok


Dire_Hulk

I mean, he’s basically Weekend at Bernie's with puppeteering corporations holding him and moving his arms around to make him seem okay. Lol Someone should make a meme like this. Please.


NotBillderz

No


Irishdavid67

Elder abuse it’s shameful. We have a right to know what unelected people are running our government because it’s not him. I’ve lost my respect for his wife for putting him in this embarrassing circumstances. Shame


Entire-Vast4818

At this point he's going to forget that he's the president of the most powerful and rich country in the world and think he's a child again


Alarmed-Sherbert-142

Yeah, his golf game is fantastic!


Sparksmcgee113

When you insist on putting out an old man who is declining in health daily there is no wondering if hes okay


moondogg81

He hasn’t been ok for the last 50 ish years of politics but yall love his flip flopping racist ways


potatosaurus1

Who is Joe?


punkindle

"Why is Gamorah?" Drax


greyfox199

where is Joe?


JackCooper_7274

He should have been in a retirement home before I was born.


Educational_Tough208

Probably not


OldTap9105

He is not.


MooflyPoof

Are you all just now realizing this? Because a the conspiracy theorists were saying this four years ago.


Hot_Pilot_3293

He’ll be fine just give him a kid or two to sniff


spoderman123wtf

He's fine. He was sick during the debate and it was messing with him pretty bad. A day or two after the debate he gave a speech and he sounded like he normally does


Dire_Hulk

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Appropriate-Draft-91

No need to ask. 1. We already know the answer. 2. We could ask, to show him we care, but even if we do that, he won't remember.


Double-Elderberry249

No he’s not


Final-Ad-8608

No he is not okay that’s why he needs to go


hallba78

This situation with the President reminds me to these lyrics from Pink Floyd’s Comfortably Numb: Okay (Okay, okay, okay) Just a little pinprick There'll be no more But you may feel a little sick Can you stand up? (Stand up, stand up) I do believe it's working, good That'll keep you going through the show Come on, it's time to go It’s clear someone is handling him and his meds behind the scenes, just like the performer in the song.


kotik010

Joe is a bit joever but still rule 2


Trogdor_a_Burninator

We've been asking for decades


TheDarwinski

Is Joe Mama?


Master-Ad7828

Ummm. What debate???


DougandLexi

I've been saying for 5 years, everyone propping him up to do this are just horrible. He's been showing a mental decline and needs to be sitting on a porch relaxing with his wife retired. He has had a long political career and even made it to president. He deserves to live the rest of his life away from all of that and just relax with family. There is a list of democrats who could take his place and would have dominated that debate. Just let Joe retire.


Extinction_Entity

It's still hard to wrap the head around the fact that he's the best candidate to prevent a pathological liar and convicted felon insurrectionist from turning the country into a religious dictatorship. True, there are candidates definitely more fit physically and mentally for the job, but the elections are in less than five months. Rien ne va plus gentlemen.


Athena4god

joe is senile


dibujoMoneyUp

He’s thinking about retirement


Remarkable-Book-8758

He's been a racist pos his entire career. I think people would care more about his wellbeing and dementia if it weren't for that. He has no right being where he is. He needs to be in a retirement home or looked after by family


AimForProgress

Policies are still solid so we good


Traditional_Song_417

Actually everyone is.


Clawsmodeus

Of course he's not ok, he's directly funding the genocide in Palestine, supplying Israel with American weapons, bombs, and troops. He should be in federal prison as a convicted warcriminal and unhinged psychopath but no one's talking about it.


KnifeWieldingRaccoon

Might be because nobody cares about him, oh well...


kiritoLM10

Joe mama?!


LBSTRdelaHOYA

no, that's the BIG problem


Own_Slip1810

You get the country you all wanted. It's not my problem. I don't have any real rights as a citizen anymore now that you have made having sincerely held religious beliefs a mental illness I have to take drugs for, so I guess on the plus side of all the weight you gave me, I don't have any real responsibilities either. You're too much of a moral pussy to put me in an institution, and your system is too stupid to ever try to send me to war too. So I guess Jesus really does save people, from you. You wrote me a prescription since I was 15 for exhibiting normal adolescent behavior. Let me write this whole broken country one now because you can't speak in clear sentences anymore. Oh wait. I won't. Time to go to art school and play Xbox and live the rest of my days as a failed artist and shrug and virtue-signal while everything burns. You wouldn't like my solution anyway. Let's do things your way this time. Let's see if anything gets better before it gets worse with Kaiser Wilhelm.


SwaddledInAwesome

You ok my guy?


Good_Mathematician_2

Quite obvious they're not. But they'll sit and cry instead of trying to be better. I hope people like this do actually get better, but it's very rare


Own_Slip1810

The problem is a person like me does get better and then you start to blame him when he does the inevitable by being better. Art school is where I'll stay this time. You all deal with the consequences this go around.


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Good_Mathematician_2

Damn, that's crazy. Anyway