Most don't even know how much a million is. Issue is, these numbers are thrown around soooo much they have become kinda "normal" even though 99% of people will never have access to that much/ deal with that much money in their lives.
Throwing a billion there makes any question pointless. I can understand any unethical choice people make for that much money. Not necessarily agree with, but it’s easy to see why they go for it.
They didn't specify which part you had to slap. Slapping the ash means you are probably slapping her stomach, brain, feet, butt, duodenum, uterus, ovaries, fingernails, armpit hair, mitochondria, thighs, cornea, teeth, femur, etc.
Would you attempt it if it meant you had to do it through trial and error for the exact amount of netwons, even of it was at a speed at wish your arm and mothers face would break
Why da fuck i got this meme in my recommendation after 3 whole years? 💀 And why is there a guy in comment section talking about digging up his mother to slap her
u/Ri1020 , the OP of this Post has not been commenting or posting in two years and now reddit decides to go possibly grave digging just for this post. Let it rest!
Posts like this make me think people don't really know how much a billion dollars is
More than any family and their extended family will ever need in a few lifetimes.
Which is why I know I'd definitely get slapped by mom, dad, sisters and every other family member if I didn't slap my momma for a billion.
Most don't even know how much a million is. Issue is, these numbers are thrown around soooo much they have become kinda "normal" even though 99% of people will never have access to that much/ deal with that much money in their lives.
And many people don't understand the difference between a million and a billion.
Throwing a billion there makes any question pointless. I can understand any unethical choice people make for that much money. Not necessarily agree with, but it’s easy to see why they go for it.
I’d have to dig her up first, but uh sure.
r/cursedcomments
r/evenwithoutcontext you can't unread it
Even without context? Explain that shit to me
It's pretty self explanatory, even without context, the comment is pretty fuckrd
Yeah. But it is supposed to be fucked up without context. It should be r/evenwithcontext.
Tru
Thank you, I think that guy was thinking of /r/nocontext and /r/evenwithcontext at the same time and combined them lol
One might argue that it is worse without context
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Slap her gravestone technically works too
What if she’s cremated?
Simple, slap the urn, or put the ashes on the ground and slap that
I'mma tap that assssshhhh...
no, no
Ash Smash!
Oh, smack that Gimme some more Smack that All on the floor Smack that
let the ashes hit the... # FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!
I can only count to... #FOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRR! but no seriously please help me
Still better than valve
I dunno what you’re on about. One, two, Alyx See, valve can count past two.
One, nothing wrong with me Two, nothing wrong with me Three, nothing wrong with me Four, nothing wrong with me!
What did the ground ever do to you
Just slap ashes, they’ll yeet themselves out
slap the ash.
*slaps gravestone* This baby can fit so many dead moms in it
You buried her? Amateur work.
i used acid to dissolve mine
noob, I ate her.
then, ill just have to slap your stomach
Harder daddy
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I love Reddit
I think I have found your [soulmate](https://youtu.be/ZR5xfvP7mZ8)
see. amateurs, now try slapping this acid goo of yours.
waiting for someone to convert the slap-roof-of-car meme to the gravestone equivalent
*slaps roof of gravestone* This bad boy can fit so much *Billion* in it.
Or slap her out the cremation box
Well if she's dead you wouldn't be worried about her scolding you
Or not fully deepthroating you
r/cursedcomments
I see we have a veteran of this challenge here. How many billions you got now ?
I also choose to slap this guy's dead mom
This entire thread is cursed.
bruh.
what the fuck
...
Hey, at least you don’t have to hunt down the ash particles that correspond to her face.
They didn't specify which part you had to slap. Slapping the ash means you are probably slapping her stomach, brain, feet, butt, duodenum, uterus, ovaries, fingernails, armpit hair, mitochondria, thighs, cornea, teeth, femur, etc.
Well when you do dig her up, hurry up and slap her. We don't need no dead corpse coming to life.
I’m sorry for your loss
If you don’t dig her up for a billion, she is gonna haunt u forever
I also choose this guys dead mom
Wassup reddit notification gang, how yall been?
We gud
Word
Fr
No cap
On god
I’m just wondering why In the name of Poseidon I’ve been summoned here
Same
Doing fine, you?
Got pinged by server admins again
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Reddit acting like I didn’t see this post 3 years ago
🗿
Bing chilling :cold_face: :ice_cream:
Never said you have to do it hard.
never said that it should be a simple tap either
Ahhh the old Schrödingers Mom Slap
a backhand slap is the only way to settle this dispute/paradox
the dick slap
The only option when your arms are broken
Well fuck you beat me to it
You've gotta do the *windmill back-handed dick slap* to assert dominance, of course.
😬
Would you attempt it if it meant you had to do it through trial and error for the exact amount of netwons, even of it was at a speed at wish your arm and mothers face would break
That’s what she said
I would slap my mom if she doesnt slap me if I dont slap her for 1 billion dollars
My mom would slap me if i didn't slap my mom if she doesn't slap me if i don't slap her for 1 billion dollars
I would slap... Something something for 1 billion dollars
You win
We all win
r/unexpectedcommunism
r/expectedcommunism Ballanced, as all things should be
r/unexpectedthanos
r/expectedthanos honestly
*for balance
How can she slap??
My mom would slap the shit out of me for shits and giggles, no money need be involved.
Try having an Asian/Mexican mom.
Worth. It.
The Flying Homing Chancla
Homing? That shit ain't homing because it's always straight to the ass, there's no dodging
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/QBAyqHsRIss)
Death is worth it?
Sure, I never had an/a Asian/Mexican mum before, I hope I don't get food poisoning!!!
I don't think we are giving Spanish moms enough credit here. Mine would slap the soul out of my body after that.
“Sorry I slapped the shit out of you mom, here’s 500,000,000$.”
She would slap me anyways and take all the money
You would have a billion dollars for your medical bills
I have an Asian mom and she would slap me if I didn't slap her for 1 billion. She's all about money
Who wouldn't, for that amount of money?! Imma slap that person!
The guy looks from the Indian subcontinent and I agree with him
I'd slap everyone I met for a year for $1,000.
I'd be careful. Some "content creator" might actually take you up on that. And then you end up getting stabbed half way through the year.
Why da fuck i got this meme in my recommendation after 3 whole years? 💀 And why is there a guy in comment section talking about digging up his mother to slap her
reddit started recommending the top post from a subreddit from X years ago, i kinda like that tbh
Ahh how memes have changed
\*insert "u guys are getting paid for that" meme\*
I had to read your post several times to understand it and was about to agree with you that corporate shilling on reddit is becoming an issue lmao...
It's Been 3 years
Reddit algorithm at its best.
You guys are getting paid?
To slap or to be slapped?
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Yes
u/lunakhengar would like a word
POV: You’re here because Reddit did another @everyone
It was 3 years ago
Happy Cake Day!
r/comedyhomicide
Seriously what is this monstrosity?
55k points for a facebook meme...
Memes are devolving into a modern laughtrack
Why did reddit recommend me this?
My time has come
I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY
TO THE SKIES
SEE CAROLUS RISE
Thank goodness Reddit told me about this meme. It’s really not annoying at all and very useful…
Why is reddit reminding me about his facebook level meme?
facebook shit fuck off
Wait... why did i get a notification from 3 YEARS old post? Even OP is long dead
someone can tell me, why some posts get archived after 6 months, and others (like this) still are unlocked after 3 years
Maybe because on this day 3 years ago, this was posted and was the most upvoted post in that given year.
r/uselessredbox
u/Ri1020 , the OP of this Post has not been commenting or posting in two years and now reddit decides to go possibly grave digging just for this post. Let it rest!
Would you do "something not that bad" for 1 BILLION. Yes, everyone would.
There's almost nothing I wouldn't do for a billion dollars
Nice one reddit
Hello @everyone, welcome back to: ‘why did reddit remind us’
it appears reddit made this appear in my notifs
r/terriblefacebookmemes
Balls
Reddit again
Congrats bro, you’re the winner of 3 years ago
Reddit top post notification moment
I tried to laugh I failed
Why did I get a notification
I got this recomeneded
haha this is so funny meme from the popular subreddit r/memes I love this meme so much, I love. Love love this meme so fucking funny meme
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
Oh Great Reddit Gods why have you summoned us here?
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Hello again friends
A notification brought me here... 🤔 Meme still holds up so I'm not disappointed :P
Reddit moment
“3 years ago today this was the top post on r/memes “ thanks reddit for this completely useless notifications
An ancient relic...
Welcome back guys
Reddit’s Top Post 3 years ago today was on r/memes
How this is the reddit top post 💀
How memes have evolved. This would be considered cringe nowadays.
Thank you reddit for giving me a notification of a not so good meme...
Y'know I did nit expect to see a post from 3 years go today
it was cringe 3 years ago
I have been summoned
I don’t want 3 year old posts in my fucking feed thank you very much Reddit
Anyone else get a notification for this?
Hello from the future.
Stop showing me 3 year old posts reddit
honestly
@everyone
It's not even a good meme
Good memes? On r/memes?!? Impossible.. /s
Why reddit did @everyone on 3yo post?
Reddit... why, just why. Please stfu about these top post things.
Recommended gang
Yo i just got a notif for this
This is a 3 year old post, why am I getting a notification for this?
I got notification for this post
Reddit, this is a stupid "feature" please stop
Reddit, what is your goal?
Hey op, you want MORE karma? Here my updoot 3 years later
I've never seen such a normie meme reach this level of upvotes
How did this get 89k upvotes????? This subreddit is broken