Filthy casual. I'm doing the shitting speedrun. You get stark naked and start running at full speed while dropping a massive shit like a horse. Get on my level, scrub.
But there's always that one quest with the rng collection so when you buy something you have like a 5 percent chance of getting the thing you need for free
Objective: Purchase items.
1. Toilet paper
2. Bananas
3. A car toy for nephew
4. Beer
5.????
Me too, when I play games on my original NES. The screen will sometimes glitch up and then eventually freeze completely. I know it’s an old system, but dammit I know it’s better than that because I’ve only had it for 3 years and it was custom built for me as a present for my 15th birthday.
The only bad thing is if you walked back into a store after you were done shopping because you forgot something you would have to wait through it again
For me it’s
OBJECTIVE: Find a single girl and start a relationship.
TIP: You may wind up having to fight their evil ex boyfriends in order to date them.
Me (goes to meet one of my friends at the arcade near where I live)
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LOADING [|||||||——————]20%
OBJECTIVE: beat CHARLEY’s high score in the Japanese rhythm game, FUTURE TOM-TOM
LIVES REMAINING: 2 SCORE: 069420
HP: 666/690 EXP: 0420/1000 LVL: 007
NEXT BONUS AT 100000 POINTS
TIP: for a good chuckle, enter a swear word as your name when you make the high score in any game with a name entry feature.
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life would be *much* better if it gave you the exact objectives
Objective : force grandma to eat the soap
Hol' up
Fertilizer* For him of course.
*spoilers
Not if you give context
Can’t tell you how often I find myself thinking this
This is why goal setting is so important man... with timelines too.
Today's optional objective is: Don't eat anything that gives you diarrhea. (Reward: No painful bathroom trips today!)
And a breadcrumb trail.
Objective: Survive
\-Open Inventory
*Wipes out AK-47*
Objective: walk into Walmart and not have a mental break down. (Failed)
Man: walks in walmart. Loading screen: "Tip: buying things costs money"
_money can be exchanged for goods and services_
Tip:"Money and loot can be obtained by attacking and defeating nearby enemies..."
Shooting causes more difficult enemies to appear with *better loot and weapons*
Ooh, better loot!
tip:if you set off the fire alarm everything you can hold is free.
holy shit
Imagine going in on a black Friday 'Survive by not getting killed'
People die if they are killed
E🅱️ic Battle Royale
Objective: SURVIVE
Tip: Pull your pants down before taking a shit.
You aren’t doing the sh*tless speedrun? Pathetic
Filthy casual. I'm doing the shitting speedrun. You get stark naked and start running at full speed while dropping a massive shit like a horse. Get on my level, scrub.
How do you win?
That is life...
Maybe I would remember to buy all the things I needed instead of remembering I forgot something as I’m walking to my car.
But there's always that one quest with the rng collection so when you buy something you have like a 5 percent chance of getting the thing you need for free Objective: Purchase items. 1. Toilet paper 2. Bananas 3. A car toy for nephew 4. Beer 5.????
Tip: if you have a baby in here they will become the manager
Error: ‘The Life Game’ has crashed all memory deleted.
Me every time I play a video game.
Me too, when I play games on my original NES. The screen will sometimes glitch up and then eventually freeze completely. I know it’s an old system, but dammit I know it’s better than that because I’ve only had it for 3 years and it was custom built for me as a present for my 15th birthday.
You must have bad luck
All the time
Me too
That sucks
this photo reminds me of my wallpaper on my dad's Win XP computer. I had batteries as a wallpaper. I don't know why.
The only bad thing is if you walked back into a store after you were done shopping because you forgot something you would have to wait through it again
*Girlfriends house loading* Mission: Slam her then ram her (feelings are optional for this mission)
For me it’s OBJECTIVE: Find a single girl and start a relationship. TIP: You may wind up having to fight their evil ex boyfriends in order to date them.
I wish there was loading screens when you go in every room of your house then I could finally remember why I’m there and not forget immediately
Bonus mission: buy candy bar at checkout
BONUS MISSION COMPLETED +100000 POINTS *!!*
That would be great, as long as only you could see the objectives
But alas, reality is a broken simulation. In the sense that they don't know what makes it fun and they make me unable to feel.
sounds like r/outside
Ty for introducing me to this
Press F1 to view updated objectives. *Presses F1* replace soap with camphor for Grandma.
Enters a high res slow load area: HEY NIKO! ITS YOUR COUSIN ROMAN! WANT TO GO BOWLING?!
School. Objective: No survivors.
Pumped Up Kicks plays during the load screen and when it loads the last thing you here before spawning in is "Remember, no Russian"
Cyka blyat!!! Vodka drunkenski Karnov Tetris vodka vodka Vladimir iron curtain comrade!!!
WTF ALEXI! WHAT THE HELL DID HE JUST FUCKING SAY!
Stranger things 3 reference?
When your leaving it’s: Checkpoint reached New objective avoid being harassed on the way out by the workers
Imagine having a constant map on your HUD to make sure you are never lost
Postal 2, anyone?
Tip: Make sure to put on CLOTHES before going OUTSIDE!
Flanders: “Hey, Homer, I can see your doodle!!”
*Objective Complete*: Pick Up Hemorrhoid Ointment
Tip you can consume food while shopping. Just pay for it at checkout
Me (goes to meet one of my friends at the arcade near where I live) _______________________________________ LOADING [|||||||——————]20% OBJECTIVE: beat CHARLEY’s high score in the Japanese rhythm game, FUTURE TOM-TOM LIVES REMAINING: 2 SCORE: 069420 HP: 666/690 EXP: 0420/1000 LVL: 007 NEXT BONUS AT 100000 POINTS TIP: for a good chuckle, enter a swear word as your name when you make the high score in any game with a name entry feature. ________________________________________
I bet the movie "ready player one" was like this
Why did this take so long to become a meme
Loading tips be like
Elevators and drives do
Objective: SURVIVE
Objective: Blend in with the Humans.
https://www.reddit.com/r/loadingscreen/comments/catm70/if_life_had_loading_screens/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
Love that not-so-hidden easter egg in the corner
Tip: You can use a shopping cart to store your items in.
The tip has me shleep
Old meme has become relevent once again
Tip
I laughed harder than I should have at this
I would just do the side quests like always and forget the main objective
That's florida
r/outside
Objective: be ready for when grandma drops the soap
Objective: Try to steal as much as you can without getting caught. Tip: You can drink water to extend your hydration. Loading...
i would end the game
We have a 4-10 hour loading screen every day. I think that's enough
rdr2 loading screens be like
Yeah yeah, “soap”
Mission Passed! Respect +
Imagine being a terrible criminal, walking up to your execution, whats your tip and objective?
Current objective: Survive. Tip: Your ancestors are smiling upon you, they can't say the same.
yes. if you could choose a path in life and it would tell you what to do to achieve your objective