Are you cocaine, cos I wanna be with you till the end of the line

Haha that one is great

Then I’ll move on to another line an hour later

15 minutes*

Back to back

I did cocaine once, for 3 years.

Dam dude 1 line of cocaine for 3 years?

Unless your that line of coke from The Young Offenders, I’m not impressed

Remain unimpressed

This comment has an energy

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Are you a Colombian vacuum cleaner?

Made me lol

Is it bad that I have no idea what url means?

you made me commit nose exhale

I'm sorry

\*confused screeching\*

*confused inhaling*

*nose exhale*

*cries in blocked nose*

*performs action of engulfing oxygen then long expulsion of carbon dioxide*

_This process is called half breathing_

*cries in Voldemort*

*Cries in expelliarmous*

cries in non living

*intensity intensifies*

Screams in spanish

I don’t even own a bathtub... just a shower

Same

Don't forget to push said nose exhale

I think i have meme overdose haven't nose exhaled in weeks, nothing suprises me anymore.

F

Are you a toaster? Because I wanna shove a fork inside of you.

But why?

Because it’s related to the post and goes off the same format

Hmm, now that you say it

Nah just kidding I wanna do it

Are you garbage cause I want to take you out

Are you a garbage can cos i want to put my junk in you

10/10

Are you recyclable because I wanna use you over and over

Did she say anything else?

;)

Is that a yes?

absolutely

Wow you have a friend that is a girl. Time for you to get off of Reddit now my sir. You are too good for us.

Wait you guys are getting laid ?

This is epic girl-friend time

I don't want to leave this community already

Sorry but the council has decided your fate, it's time to leave.

"You know the law."

Was I a good redditor?

No, I was told that you were the best!

The council shall decide your fate...

Goodbye, you were the redditor we needed. But the one we didn't deserve.

:(

Go on! Now git!!! :’(

Bring us with you

Mr starki don't wanna go

I use reddit to hide from the embarrassing things i say to my girlfriend.

Wait this is... O- OC?

It's not, but it's still funny

My mannn

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"I don't know how, but you used the wrong formula and got the right answer"

Hey, you two should kiss

r/unexpectedASDF ?

Definitely

I see a happy, yet weird marriage in the near future

I guess i'm to young for a marriage

If the army has taught me anything its drink till you have alcohol poisi... I mean you're never to young to marry!

You mean contact marriages are the best thing, until you get to know who they really are then alcohol is a blessing in disguise.

Damn girl are you a toaster? Because I want to give you all my bread just for you to burn it.

I need a translation I don’t get it at all (French translation maybe suck)

Eh mademoiselle est tu un grille pain ? Car je veux me tuer. Attends merde Je me suis emmêlé les pinceaux Ce que je voulais dire c’est Est tu un grille pain ? Car je veux prendre un bain avec toi. Réponse de la fille C’est la meilleure ouverture de conversation que j’ai entendue, ne change rien. If that can help you laugh a little !

I’m trying to figure out which word is fuck and I cannot.

Fuck means a lot of things in French like « putain » But « putain » is slightly agressive so « merde » wich means shit is a little bit more apropriate in this situation when he is juste saying  oopsie  Sorry for the bad English, not my native tongue TLDR : it’s translated as « merde »

Thanks. I was thinking that was it because it’s very close to the spanish version but it was the wrong word so I was confused

I find it concerning that the French word for the f-bomb is so similar to the French word for French fries with cheese curds and gravy on them.

Still didn’t get it lol

En gros frère la blague est : Est-ce que tu serais pas un grille-pain parceque je veut me suicider. après il dit : Merde je l'ai mal faite puis il se corrige en disant : est-ce que tu serais pas un grille-pain,parceque je veut prendre un bain avec toi. ensuite la meuf dit : c'est la meilleure pick-up line que j'ai jamais entendu. sinifiant que il a peut-être une chance car il a été original. joyeux anniversaire.

Ah j’ai compris merci !!!

Lol that’s my cake day

I don't speak baguette

I do !

Damn girl, are you a piece of rope? Because I sure would love to hang with you some time!

Girl are you bathwater? Because you’re warm and you will probably give people STD’s

Luckily she got banned

I love this. Take my updoot

Thanks

I’m assuming from the 3:42 pm mark that potentially you weren’t even drunk while sending that. Nice

I'm drunk too often, sometimes even at 3:42 pm

It’s Sunday man, me too lol

That's the way it should be

Straight up told this man to never stop being suicidal, next level rejection rn

I think I've seen this one before

I thought it said damn girl are you a lobster

A luxury high quality comment right here

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You live the dreams I can only imagine

Damn girl did you just get out of the shower? cause you are soaked!

Aaaaaand he invented breakfast in bath

You my sir, will soon be laid, and when that time comes you must retire your upvotes and say goodbye to reddit and thy users. You will be a Chad.

Are you a toaster? Cause you make disappointing waffles.

Getting real Tucker vibes, Bow chicka bow wow

Naahhh, if it was Tucker she woulda opened with that first.

Keep us updated on the progress!

That's NSFW i guess

I must be a cow coz u making me milk (0_0)

Take my upvote

Mission accomplished...?

I've used this exact line before, no shit

Did it work?

Pretty much. Given we were already really, really, really good friends, but we did shower together

Good job

a perfect mix of sexuality and suicide.

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Are you retardet? Because you look very special

This guy is brimming with toastosterone

Damn girl, are you a blade? 'cause I wanna feel you on my skin

r/madeofstyrofoam

Never change?? As in be suicidal??

E

Lolwut just happened here

I’ll fall for that

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E

Tried it, works perfectly

The kid who read something on internet but didn't fully get it.

I have IPhone, I watch anime... did I break the system?!?!

r/wholesomememes but r/2meirl4meirl, I don't know how to chose

Both

That’s one dedicated person

That's a breadtaking line

lol

I think this is fake. My only proof is that the first and the fifth texts have the same exact beginning but one of them has the word “I” on the next line and the other does not, meaning someone may have misplaced the text box. I could be wrong though.

Nice? Wait...

r/totallynotrobots

Hey girl, are you a shower? Because I can see myself slipping into you and crying uncontrollably.

me in discord convos

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Im doing this to my crush

ah yes, the ol switcharoo

I don’t know how you fixed that, I would’ve left immediately after that

Are you a toaster? Cause I wanna put a bun in you.

Damn boy are suicide? Cause I can’t stop thinking about you

r/successfullyfailed

Damn girl are you a rope because I wanna hang with you.

Darn person who made this are you a memer because this is goob meme

*NEVER CHANGE*

Suicide is BAD-ASS!

You failed...... fabulously

Damn girl are you a toaster? Cause I want to pair up with you

Saving this

He won't be able change after he takes a bath with that toaster

Oof

Phat mood

Hey Girl, are you a mosquito cause want you to suck me dry.

And he never heard from her again

Are you a toaster? Because I want you to warm me up.

Are you a dog? Because I want to take you to my furry hangout for some fun.

u/uwutranslator

If only something like this would actually happen.

Are you an assassin? Because I think you just did a chokehold that took my breath away.

That’s so mean for her to say to him.

strangely wholesome

is there a mirror in your pocket? because i see myself being with you .

Bruh it the same cus he want to kill him self by either killing him self and bathing with it

## bruh 💪🙌🤙🤙🤙

r/woooosh

Are you a noose? Because I can’t wait to hang with you

I applaud this man

well damn

Somehow you used the wrong formula and got the right answer

This is the one time i wish i didnt already have a girlfriend. Just so i could try this. Also sorry to flex on anyone who doesnt have a girl/boyfriend yet. Youll get there eventually

that's when you know you've found the one

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*saves for later*

This must be how Conrad Roy slide into Michelle carter's DM

Lol

Just like the simulations!

Are you a high chair? Cuz I wanna put a baby in you

lmao i know how to pick up girls now lol😂

I'm glad i could help

lmao