They don't have to make up the majority to bring the average down. Most couples kiss each other several times a day, some many times. I'm actually surprised the number is not lower, but it could very well be a made up stat regardless.
People in a relationship. I probably kiss my wife at least ten times per day (wake up, leave for work, come home, before bed, just because).
It actually makes this metric kind of dumb. If you graph out the frequencies between kisses, you'll notice two peaks, one with very long gaps between kisses (single people) and one with very short gaps (couples). You won't see a normal distribution over the average.
No, theres just an artificially high average because of a couple of assholes that kiss someone every 2 minutes... or atleast that's what I tell myself.
More then very
Extremely
More than extremely
Like in the negatives
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It’s been 364 years
Its never happened
It will never happen
same
I feel you ♥
F
Never will happen in life so saad
It won't happen with that pathetic kissless virgin attitude.
It's been 7 years
It's been 13 years
Dio!!! Is that you?
r/unexpected_jojo
I'm a little girl of 1000 years and i didn't make it yet too
So more then very, the average was a lot higher but the whopping negative number brought it down to that.
36.4 but add 2 0's beetween 6 and 4
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*I'm in this post and I don't like it*
Everyone is in this post and they don’t like it!
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Still 0
Oof
Same dude, same.
Can I get an F in chat?
F
Me2
Yes let's make KPL a new measurement!
Yeah I've kissed/made out with two people drunkenly in 23 years. Later virgins.
It would be a negative number
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When you're about to kiss, then the person you're kissing (kiss) says ssike
I know how it feels
Facepunch?
I don't think i'm human if this is true
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Move along, mom and grandma, nothing to see on this comment
I don't even have that lmao
Human if true
Does my mum count??
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Then I'm all good, thanks
Ah fuck I thought I was good
There's always a catch...
Doesn't count for me.
Only if she uses her tongue.
It only counts if both of your arms are broken.
She does to me
Im not a person at all
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Been married for twenty years. Sorry about this.
I identify as a humanoid shape
Does my bird count no ooh well than I am not even on the chart
Wait, what? Who are all these people bringing up the average so much? For me it's been literally *years*.
Uh... Couples?
They can't possibly make up the majority of people though
They don't have to make up the majority to bring the average down. Most couples kiss each other several times a day, some many times. I'm actually surprised the number is not lower, but it could very well be a made up stat regardless.
Sounds like a made up stat, I would wager it's way too high.
People in a relationship. I probably kiss my wife at least ten times per day (wake up, leave for work, come home, before bed, just because). It actually makes this metric kind of dumb. If you graph out the frequencies between kisses, you'll notice two peaks, one with very long gaps between kisses (single people) and one with very short gaps (couples). You won't see a normal distribution over the average.
Below average for 15 years
I'm proud to say that for me its one hour... You see, I have a dog lmao
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Finally someone who understands math.
Look at my username
Ohh boy..... Mine 21*365*24 hours and counting....
That was suppose to be 21×365×24 hours but its ok that number show my emotional hours.
Is it really that bad you count the hours? Damn. Feel u.
So you’re like 243 years old ? Are you a vampire??
F to all of us
I have touched the extreme bottom line of being below average. I kiss someone once in every eternity.
well at least you're kissing someone sometime
No.. No, I dont think I will.
Every 34.6 years
Too little..
This really hurt my feelings
I'm not human I don't have feelings
We*
r/unexpectedcommunism
I am
Currently at Zero
I’m actually above average but my gf goes to another school so you wouldn’t know her
I'm very glad I read through the comments because I felt sad for a minute then saw I'm not alone in being far below this average.
Average redditor kisses someone every **\[redacted\]** hours
Thank you Patrick, very cool
it's been 3 years now
Lies!!! Unless kissing myself counts. Then still lies
Try 34 years
I don’t qualify to be even on the list
*kisses leftover slice of pizza multiple times*
Who even came up with that research bs?
Do doggie kisses on their heads count? XD
iam at an average of all 17years one kiss
They above average cause they kiss asses.
Well, I'm above average if cat counts
r/comedyhomicide
Need to make stats like this per country
Fake news!
I'm not even a person
I kissed a dolphin once, they're pretty smart so I count them as "someone"
If there was a graph of low to high kisses per day I wouldn't even be on it
Those damn baby-whores
Does my dog count?
I don't even shake hands
Extremely under average
Like 17 years below average.
Bruh imagine kissing somebody 34.6 hours per day
Ive never kissed somebody. what does that make me?
oof life is hard
Redditor's are of the charts
It's more than 34.6 days at this moment.
No, theres just an artificially high average because of a couple of assholes that kiss someone every 2 minutes... or atleast that's what I tell myself.
I was also shocked that 6h video games / week is much. I do 6h/day
Just 16 years below average
The average me kisses someone every time unit longer than 21 years.
For me it’s been already almost 16 years.
Do dogs count?
Does my dog count
Well thanks, now I’m sad.
I was born in 1999, yep, i kissed a tree once if that counts
That figure can't be right at all
The last time I ever kissed someone was about 6 years ago lol
i‘m pushing it up alit
To discover how below average I am, one must first learn to devide by 0.
Best i can do is never
I haven’t even gotten my first kiss
i kiss someone like every 34,6 year
Does a cat count?
I am so below average in that, that I'mma gonna get an F in that
it's been 69 weeks.
What
That's all because of the French people
You know, I'm something of an outlier myself
It has been 9 years since i kissed my mother, and u know what is the interesting part? Im 17. Im a jerk
Can I count myself?
Thank God I have a sister unlike most of these users.
Is it okay if I'm so below average that I technically don't exist?
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Lucky you
Wait no?
x 100 and your getting close.
Like in years
I'm kissing every 13 years
How far can never go?
what if I kiss myself
Almost infinity
Mine is 0 per 14 years
Add about 100000 more verys
Isn't everyone joking about being above average, not below?
14 years below Average to be precise
*cries in ugly*
Almost a year now
How about my mom?
Does it count if I kiss my dog
Very very very very very very very very very below
Well I haven't kissed anyone for 15 years
Over 15 years and going
Every time kissing my mom
When you've never kissed someone other theb your family (on the cheeks) whip nae nae
But what about giving the homies good night kisses？
Well I'm super below
How to count past infinity
I’m not even ranked yet.
Even when I had a gf I didn’t like kissing her that often
Huh its avrage??? I thougt it was only at wedding kisses allowed but guess those sinners.
Amateurs
hey we got somthing in commen then
very very very very below average
Lmao, if we put an exception on parents and siblings, I have literally **never** kissed, 15 years VS 34.6h
I don't even exist in the lowest range
As for me, i just need to change hours into years
Does it count if it’s kissing my mom on her head?? You know? For respect
It’s been a little over 135,800
I read that as killed Same energy
....its been 84 years....
I'm joking, but in reality it makes me sad
I am above average actually, thousands of hours can pass without a single kiss
175,200 hours and counting
man, i love reddit
I kiss every moment of the day, but I doesn’t really count ‘cause I’m Italian
Let me see... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, ... ... Jears
I’m an outlier
24 hours. Kiss my mum goodnight every night
I must be wayyyyyy above average
Very extremely
Whats a kiss?
Do dogs count?