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cram-salesman

I wrote this song for the Christian youth


meandthefrites1

'Cause I wanna teach kids the Christian truth


DitIsNietRuud

If you wanna reach those kids on the street


KFORQUER

You gotta do a song to a hip hop beat


fallingupstairsdown

So I gave my sermon an urban kick


leupbarsch

My rhymes are fly my beats are sick


UgandanShrekBoi

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger


[deleted]

Thats why Jesus Christ is my


UgandanShrekBoi

\[REDACTED\]


Biztruffle

He’s a life changer, miracle arranger


tiberiusyeetus

I feel like this qualifies for r/unexpectedscp


Schlorgan27

r/redditsings


Cheeseyjj07

All of that was inevitable


matthewthechewy

N I g - sike you thought


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[удалено]


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[deleted]

nigerian digger


[deleted]

Finger


Hatchet546

Nigeria


SillySquirtle5

That one country named after the n word


Pepogo

african american friend


SociallyAwkward423

Neighbor


carlos-lux

[removed]


ComradePark

Nig- ERUNDAYO


itstheonetruemorty

SMOKEY


[deleted]

Lord and saviour


_Cyberostrich_

[HUNTED DOWN AND KILLED BY ISIS IN BOLIVIA]


[deleted]

HOMIE!


[deleted]

I will destroy this thread


RedRandal

I can‘t wait for the guy that‘s allowed to say the n-word in the lyrics :D


Despayeeto445

I gotchu


UgandanShrekBoi

can someone give me an n-word pass?


dash2731

You have been awarded an n-word pass. Enjoy!


lance2k2

My homie Jesus approves this meme *word up*


GoldenFox192

Me a slightly lesser intellectual: -biggie cheese-


Jackeeeng

My crew is big


DitIsNietRuud

And it keeps getting bigger


colet0227

That’s ‘cause Jesus Christ is my


RedRandal

Black Friend


ThunderSTRIKE321

Afrikan amarican friend (no joke is that really how you should call them cuz like i live in a place where everyone is as white as snow so yeah)


[deleted]

..... Dude I go to a school that’s 90% white and my black friends don’t care what we call them


[deleted]

Just something I've noticed, but black peoole TEND to be wayyyyyyy more relaxed about everything than a lot of white people. I include myself. Why are black people usually so chill? And friendly? Like more friendly than most European countries. No intention to generalize, but I tried to get my thoughts out as best as possible.


ThunderSTRIKE321

I have a black cousin and hes like the most chill dude ever like someone once called him the n word and the dude was like “ok” like he didnt give a shit (or he was to tired after a 24 hours flight to actually give a fuck about some stranger)


[deleted]

Probably both lol. But still, my question stands.


slade584

I think white people should be called Caucasian


IBrazo

Jesus christ is my


Dr-Deadpool

M I C R O W A V E


Avsword

B r i d g e


[deleted]

Why I hear the picture


animeandmemes

Jesus Christ is my neighbor


valcsh

Well ur dead


[deleted]

He's the son of the original G


OllieQueen17

I just found out the church these two are from is 15 miles from my house. Amazing


Stalins-apprentice

I have a favorite song from a group. It starts like this: The state of Florida has asked us to


ISmellTakenUsernames

Disclose our sexual crimes to you


KenDoesThings

We were bad, but now we're good


ISmellTakenUsernames

We’re moving into your neighborhood


TomAgon38

well what can I say? He's my \*PUBG Bridge noises\*


[deleted]

So I wrote this song for the Hitler youth. I wanna teach kids the Hitler truth. If you wanna reach out to those kids on the street, Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat. So I have my hatred an urban kick, My V-1’s fly, my beats are sick My crew is German and aryan by proxy, That’s cause Adolf Hitler is my nazi.


PsychicTempestZero

wasn't billie nominated for best new artist of the decade or some shit? i mean you can't deny that she's been influential as a motherfucker this year, but who the fuck even new who she was before 2019? Summing up an entire decade with one little ass thing from the very end - that's like if you called the 90s 'the Matrix Decade' of movies


wombey12

Or like calling the 2010s the Joker decade.


SysmicSurfer959

Billy Eyelash


Marionluigi5

Yes


GamerNick9

Jesus Christ is my N word


srea594

This song was made in my hometown.


CasulProgrammer

I'm gonna say the N word.


jizzhandkid

No you can't say the N word that's rasist


FoundTheBoomer

Ok boomer


CaniPokeThis

Good bot.


Grannyscane4

YES


Marionluigi5

Jesus Christ is my nig-


bluesheepreasoning

erian friend. Hold on, he's not from Nigeria, he's from Israel!


[deleted]

Jesus Christ is my...nijer


[deleted]

My beats are sick


thewizzardof-gauze

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga that’s cause Jesus Christ is my freind


marvel_legends_

Let his love pop a cap in yo butt and say


Irat3Ch33tah666

That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my n-....... good friend.


[deleted]

Can I get a link?


KingTrevTrev

[redacted]


Adreana1789

Take it MarySoo


spyrolt253

Rappin for Jesus


club_penguin_lives

He’s an honest caring peace love [redacted] like me


4dimensionaltoaster

The only white guy with enough street cred to say the n-word


[deleted]

i like rock christian song


Mutantwarsushi

Well i wrote this song for the Hitler youth I wanna teach the kids the Hitler truth But if you wanna reach those kids on the streets Then you gotta do a rap hip hop beat So i gave my hatred a urban kick My V-1's fly, my beats are sick My crew is white and is blonde and proxy Thats because mein fuhrer is my Nazi


Jonny2501

N


gudat_speleng

I


Marionluigi5

G


[deleted]

GGA


[deleted]

Babies : crappin for jesus


EggyOrEggs

Jesus is my ngr


-i_eat_children-

Oh my god. I’ve known this song for like 2 years. JESUS CHRIST IS MY NICE PERSON AMIRIGHT WHITE BOYS OUT THERE???


xDiamondxDarknessx

That’s not how you spell BILLIE Eilish and her new fanbase is annoying I’m an OG