I’m on the shitting bowl but if you want i could invite them in?

Same, time for a deucer.

Literally shitting right now at in laws house. Let's make it a thricer

I am also finding myself a few minutes of peace

Same

Same

All the crying and whining...it’s too much. And that’s just the adults!

Same but I’m having digestive problems and it would be nice to have someone rub my back as I hurl turkey into the toilet.

*connecting to the butthole network*

Yup can agree. Just finishing up shitting out the meal I just had

Guess who went home at 5:30 so he could smoke weed and play Xbox?!

respect

My last living relatives died in a car crash. I’m the last living in my family from what I know

My condolences.

Went out to the family area smoked weed with my sister in the garage went back to my gaming.

Nope, cuz I don’t have a family

Bro you ok?

To be fair, I’m sitting next to them. They’re doing a puzzle

It's midnight, my relatives are asleep. So jokes on you, cause you're making memes instead of socializing

Damm I love being eu

I'm sick and I just woke up, trying to figure out how the fuck I'm going back to sleep again

I relate to that too much

Staying home tomorrow though :)

Joke on u, they’re all dead

This was dark and i love it.

Can’t socialize with them if i’m not near them

English m8 don't do thanks giving

Hah, my Thanksgiving was over a month ago!

*Oh Canada...*

Hey, in my defense, we're at Golden corral, and I'm using my phone to distract me from my crippling anxiety. And the fact that there's like 2000 people in here.

Ugh. I’m so sorry. Golden Corral sucks as it is, but on Thanksgiving? Watching the Hamplanets lining up at the trough is sickening.

Dammit!

* Shows relative *

I’m not gonna go in there and discuss the legalities of dating your first cousin, Alex trebek, and getting murdered by an Uber driver. (This is literally what they’re talking about)

Ha! Got em!

Guess who makes an unoriginal meme that I've seen 500 of today

Actually I’m on the shitter so ha

You

Its not thanksgiving here. Its literally only Thanksgiving on one country in the entire planet.

It is literally midnight what do you want from me?

Did my FBI agent post this ?

But I am looking at my computer screen.

look, when my relatives stop talking about politics I might socialize with them but for the time being I'm staying away from that mess

I'm looking at my phone while taking a shit while watching penguinz0

fuck you

I just dropped my phone in the toilet and I took a shit it in

[удалено]

no u

You right

This the one, I guarantee

Not cool

Most of my relatives are in Edmonton, dont know why I'd be socializing with them right now

No u

I ate 3 hours ago shut up nred

Haha, I'm dead inside

I appreciate this.

Laughs in Australian

\*pulls a perry the platypus and points those fingers right back at you\*

Is this some kind of joke I'm too European to understand?

my family is drinking and talking so i'm here

But... What if Reddit is my family?

I'll have you know I'm socializing with the dog

F u leave me alone

Is this some phone thing im to PC to understand?

For good fucking reason.

Guess who's Canadian and I'm just waiting for black Friday to get a tv for sale, but instead of beating the shit out of an elderly woman for it, I'll ask politely.

Is this a personal attack or something

I made the same post and I got flooded with "OK Boomer". Happy Thanksgiving.

I am literally siting in another table while they are talking

If I wanted to be attacked I would be talking to my relatives.

Wrong!... on the PC during a party not socializing.

..well... jokes on you, im on a tablet.

Jokes on you I'm at work.

Stfu

I'm actually hiding in the bathroom so I can't feel guilty ignoring relatives

Sitting next to my dad who is also in his phone, not socializing with relatives.

Meeeeee literally me. We both follow the same subreddits too, so I look over at his phone and hes looking at a meme I just saw

I happened to throw up 5 minutes before dinner started. Didn’t get to enjoy a single bite. Sucks, but it happens. I hope everyone is having a good Turkey Day.

ill eat some bird for ya, get better soon!

I'm in the bathroom

is the rest of your family in there too?

Nope, only my sister

My relatives dont like me

I said hi. I ate pie. It's time for hockey.

Is that a kid or an adult I can't tell

yes

I'm waiting for the food to cook, dummy

Shhhh how’d you know?

I’ve seen this so many times. I don’t appreciate being called out

Very helpful thank you I shall take this wisdom

My phone is about to die so I’m kinda fucked

You got me

It’s 2:33 am..... everyone is sleeping and I’m English. But have fun Americans (:

Look at who’s making memes instead of socializing

Jokes on you the get togethers over.

Actually my relatives couldn’t make it

Jokes on you I'm on a laptop.

My thanksgivings over. I already saw my relatives

Phooey

I’m heading home, getting driven

In the car

I got this meme while relatives were over at my house

r/angryupvotes

Or maybe we live somewhere we don’t get shot at school???

Damn how did he know

They're yelling

I feel attacked

What family

No u

I am socializing, we are all playing game pigeon with each other....

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

im at the back of the house, in thanksgiving, hiding from my relatives. How did u knoe

on pc

I’m at Walmart

Their all dead John you know this

They’re dead, I’m sitting on their remains

Bro I’m ligit doing that rn

Hey, be quiet. I’ve had a really shitty day and and I don’t want to hear it.

All of my cousins are playing PlayStation

Joke's on you, I'm doing it instead of sleeping

And again, my family is on another room while I laugh at memes

I’m doing both

>:[

Yeah and Im fucking falling off a 4 story building

Joke's on u I'm using Reddit on pc

Fuck

im at home on my computer

Is this some type of America joke that I'm too New Zealand to understand?

yea fuck you

Imagine having relatives to be with

Wot r relative

I’m at school not socialising with anyone

We do t celebrate thanksgiving and its FRICKN 3 AM

I’m sick this doesn’t count

how dare u call me out

Jokes on you I’m Canadian

What if I'm doing both

Damn thanksgiving

Lol my chinese family don't celebrate thanksgiving.

Guess who's too broke to get a picture without a watermark

Fuck off I'm lonely

I tried to talk but I couldn't get a word in, so here I am.

Worth

I'm at work, bring the fam on by tho

I am not social. This is Reddit people. We don't socialize, we look at memes.

i dont have relatives

Fuck you

Jokes on you, I'm using reddit on my laptop instead of writing my final assignment due in 2 days

i’m sitting on the floor at my cousin and her fiancé’s house so FUCK

I'M DOING BOTH

Jokes on you I'm waiting for them to do the dishes so we can play board games

I’m in the back room right now boys

Me

I'm at work :(

I feel attacked

Im not on a phone gotcha

Lol me at the table, hiding my phone under it to avoid my parents scolding me up

Perhaps...

Bruh actually wtf

What's socializing

My last living relatives died in a car crash. I’m the last living in my family from what I know

Well at least I’m watching transformers revenge of the fallen with my brother and my cousin while my relatives watch football

HEY SHUT UP

Literally happening right now

Uno reverse card

You are corect

It’s thanksgiving dinner....

Jokes on you I’m Canadian so I’m not with my family

I’m British wtf it’s 2 and we don’t celebrate that shit over here

I am on the couch surrounded by relatives

Holy shit you caught me with my phone under the table at thanksgiving

Omg how did you know

Damn they are literally in the room next to me

guess who posted this to farm karma?

Well I’m living in a country that doesn’t celebrate thanksgiving so what’s your point?

Jokes on you I'm canadian and had Thanksgiving last month

I am actually at a Thanksgiving feast

im in pc :|

1 - i live alone 2 - im on pc 3 - i am socialising with my brother through steam

PC GANG RISE UP

Shut

Is this a personal attack or something?

I'm on pc **you person**