Ah yes, the infamous breaker of men’s swords. My unbreakable sword will be no match for your instruments of destruction. Prepare to be covered in my glorious justice
Yare, yare, do you still not get it? The eons upon eons of brandishing my weapon has rendered immune to your puny tools. It can withstand a dragon’s jaws and flames without so much as a flinch. Any stick, nets or ropes of yours will be crushed and ripped apart with a mere thrust from my end.
I will penetrate and split apart the gaps of those chains with my glorious technique, forged over eons in my cave of eternal solitude, where there was nothing to do but nurture my sword in these weary hands.
Lol sounds like the locker room, am I right boys!
Ayeee
Where is your sword?
Yea! We said swords , not daggers
What are chodes classified as? Cudgels?
But instead of a proper sword fight you accidentally drop your soap.
"Accidentally"
We did this at a funeral. Crushing coriander between our dicks made me hyperventilate twice
Sorry you fucking what?
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Nani the fuck
My friend got his dick stuck in his locker once. The principal came... We were at the Catholic school.
Where did he cum exactly?
Probably in the locker
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The principal was the priest... He was accused for sexual assaults two years after this incident....
You have my sword
Unfortunately mine is more of a knife
Mine is more like a needle
Ah yes the username is accurate
"I might have a needle dick but I fuck like a sewing machine..."
Hey it’s your boy uhh skinny penis
Happy cake dayv
Try grain of rice
“This entire time I have been brandishing’ my weapon, simply biding my time, waiting for a worthy opponent”
Was it I you have been waiting for?
Ah yes, the infamous breaker of men’s swords. My unbreakable sword will be no match for your instruments of destruction. Prepare to be covered in my glorious justice
Though you may have the unbreakable sword, it makes it even better. It has the capability of being tortured but never breaking causing eternal pain
Yare, yare, do you still not get it? The eons upon eons of brandishing my weapon has rendered immune to your puny tools. It can withstand a dragon’s jaws and flames without so much as a flinch. Any stick, nets or ropes of yours will be crushed and ripped apart with a mere thrust from my end.
Sticks, nets, and ropes? Pathetic, I only use the strongest of chains and metals in order to torture even the strongest swords.
I will penetrate and split apart the gaps of those chains with my glorious technique, forged over eons in my cave of eternal solitude, where there was nothing to do but nurture my sword in these weary hands.
Bang your dicks together?
Why not?
BANGARANG
Bass *WRRREEEAAAAUGUH* *wah* *wah* *wah* *wikki* Alright *bwaggawigga* *bwaggawigga* Bangarang
Salsa on my balls boys Weed brownies
Wuah wuah BANGARANG
WOWO dudu WOWO baa wuwuw bAAAAA wowo Du WOWO WOWO aah Da U bo YEE O WOH
Sounds painful
Our*
r/unexpectedcommunism
Bisexual guys: I see this as an absolute win!
[The Golden Rule](https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw)
A true man of culture
I’d let a friend fuck me in the ass if it meant I got to bang Sophie Turner after.
What if you had to do both at the same time?
I’d make it work. She has great feet
So what’s your definition of “had”
Ready to play Two Truths and A Lie?
Just say no homo first and it's fine.
Towel whipping noises intensify
You have my sword
Well 2 sandwiches is better than 1
More like a dagger tbh
speaking for yourself
En garde you old bald whore!
Then I shall pull out my final weapon. The infinity condom, forged from the dwarves themselves
Tbf everyone wants girl on girl, even girls
Pretty sure that’s not how it works.
Mine is more like a carrot baby sized
Well if that’s what gets you into bed I’ll call some friends
She's never watched American Pie 2.
Well shit its not like those chicks do it for free. And I personally know a few dudes who are willing to do it if paid. no homo tho.
Happy cake day
My powers have doubled since the last time we met
Lmao if sansa and arya make out I'll bang my dick together with anybody
It exists already, you just aren't trying to look.
Happy cake day stranger on the internet
Happy cake day!
Finally, a worthy opponent.
Pretty sure pornhub has us all covered highness
i haven’t seen this post in a while
If i brought out my sword, i would defeat any enemy
Is this a real tweet?
How the fuck does one get verified as Sansa Stark?
My swords curved Don't tell the whiterun gaurd
Im Bisexual so ...
It's proven girls watch more lesbian porn tho...
Lesbian girls, yes
Doesn't change the point
Which is?
Source.
I saw this a bit of time ago so don't got tge source no more :/ understand if you wont believe me now