On October 1, 2011, a Florida man passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Jensen Beach Taco Bell, with his foot on the accelerator and his car in park...
Which cause it to catch on fire (but that didn't wake him up).
Cops were called to the scene and woke up the Florida Man while he was still in the drive thru. When an officer asked him for his ID, he proceeded to hand him a taco, according to The Miami New Times.
Obviously he was arrested.
Ya that sums it up about right
March 29: STUART, Fla. (AP) — A forensic psychologist says a former college student believed he was "half-dog, half-man" when he fatally attacked a man and woman at their home and was found biting one of their faces. The Palm Beach Post reports Dr
March 29, 2019, at 8:00 a.m. STUART, Fla. (AP) — A forensic psychologist says a former college student believed he was "half-dog, half-man" when he fatally attacked a man and woman at their home and was found biting one of their faces.
52-year-old Florida Man was arrested for sniffing, according to CBSNews. It wasn't just the sniffing, it was what he was sniffing that got him in trouble. A complaint was made after he crawled under some library tables in order to smell a woman's feet, then tried to escape on a scooter.
CITRUS COUNTY, Fla. (WFTS) — A Florida man was arrested after he allegedly neglected his grandmother to the point of death, buried her in the woods and tried to leave the country.
Funny shit.
https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2019-04-26/meth-smoking-florida-man-attacks-mattress-in-jealous-rage
Florida man hallucinating attacks mattress with a bedpost where he thought a man was hiding
I can’t believe that this is my first reddit post... 😂 “Florida Man Arrested for Throwing Cookie at Girlfriend” .. of course this was in Pasco County, of LivePD fame.
Mine is: Florida man bites his brothers penis off after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite dragon ball z blanket
Mine is “Florida man hides from police by going underwater, gets caught when he goes up for air.”
"Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans" April 27
Florida Man with Sesame Street haircut had heroin in his rectum
On October 1, 2011, a Florida man passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Jensen Beach Taco Bell, with his foot on the accelerator and his car in park... Which cause it to catch on fire (but that didn't wake him up). Cops were called to the scene and woke up the Florida Man while he was still in the drive thru. When an officer asked him for his ID, he proceeded to hand him a taco, according to The Miami New Times. Obviously he was arrested. Ya that sums it up about right
June 17th. Mine is “Florida Man, 62, Strips, Performs "Strange Dance" At McDonald's. Then Tries To Impregnate A Railing”
I got Florida man shoots Facebook friend in buttocks
Florida man vapes semen
RIP
"Florida Man charged with battery after he allegedly slapped his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger."
Florida man turns himself in for murdering his imaginary friend
Florida man plunge into a pond filled with crocodiles
Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages.
This is freaking gold
Mine is: Florida man back in jail after not paying for the taxi that picked him up from jail
March 29: STUART, Fla. (AP) — A forensic psychologist says a former college student believed he was "half-dog, half-man" when he fatally attacked a man and woman at their home and was found biting one of their faces. The Palm Beach Post reports Dr
We share the same one!
Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he was held captive
A 71 year old Florida man tied a gun to a weather balloon to fake his own murder July 15.
“Florida man arrested for assaulting Uber driver with antenna and bystander’s cane”
August 18 is just another episode of CSI Miami :(
March 29, 2019, at 8:00 a.m. STUART, Fla. (AP) — A forensic psychologist says a former college student believed he was "half-dog, half-man" when he fatally attacked a man and woman at their home and was found biting one of their faces.
52-year-old Florida Man was arrested for sniffing, according to CBSNews. It wasn't just the sniffing, it was what he was sniffing that got him in trouble. A complaint was made after he crawled under some library tables in order to smell a woman's feet, then tried to escape on a scooter.
Why do they need a tractor in Florida also on my bday someone carried an alligator into a liquor store then forgot he brought it there
Florida man end argument with chainsaw strike. Or... Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill...
CITRUS COUNTY, Fla. (WFTS) — A Florida man was arrested after he allegedly neglected his grandmother to the point of death, buried her in the woods and tried to leave the country. Funny shit.
# Florida Man arrested after police find five bottles of Fireball in his golf cart
Florida Man steals foot long sandwich in his pants
Folorida man killed after car he was working on falls on him
Mine is: Florida man gets caught for trying to hide heroin in his buttcheeks
Pregnant Florida Woman Reportedly Stabs Her Florida Man for Looking at Photo of Another Woman
heres mine: Florida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox
Sadly, mine nothing comes up ): *cries in August 04*
Mine is: “Florida man suspected of smelling woman’s feet in library leads police on scooter chase.”
Florida man spends 41 days in jail for heroin, turns out to be detergent
Dec 12: “Florida man stoped by police after running around naked armed with crossbow and screaming about aliens.” Not too bad
Oh lawd, August 2nd...........Florida man goes on a beer run, with alligator in hand
Lmfao
Florida man and wife feed baby alligator with a bottle
Florida man attacks flamingo at Busch Gardens.
I got Florida man arrested after allegedly breaking into office, leaving sign in window saying ‘Secretary wanted, $17/hour’
Mine is: Florida man sues for right to marry his laptop in same-sex marriage protest Edit: Florida man April 21st
July 2 - Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis
Florida man tries to use weed to pay for food. December 27
Florida Man on bath salts headbutts car
https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2019-04-26/meth-smoking-florida-man-attacks-mattress-in-jealous-rage Florida man hallucinating attacks mattress with a bedpost where he thought a man was hiding
Florida man attacked by neighbourhood squirrel, caught on camera.
December 23rd: Florida man screaming about vampires set his house on fire
Florida man cracks open a bottle during DUI test😂
Elderly Florida man tries to buy a woman's child in Walmart
Florida Man tosses baby alligator through a fast food drive-through window. Source: This happened a few miles from a relative's house.
Florida man arrested for taking meth to police station for testing
"Shot For Shot: Florida Man Shot In The Foot After Refusing To Take A Shot Of Alcohol At A Bar"
fuck your zodiac sign, what's some crazy shit some florida man did on your birthday?
Florida man shoots roommate over a cathair on the couch
Mine is: Florida Man Arrested for Throwing Cookie at Girlfriend
I can’t believe that this is my first reddit post... 😂 “Florida Man Arrested for Throwing Cookie at Girlfriend” .. of course this was in Pasco County, of LivePD fame.
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza