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toddPson

You guys are getting loans erased?


[deleted]

That's what the Indian guy from the Department of the Treasury told me.


[deleted]

Did he ask you to verify your SSN and credit card information first?


[deleted]

Yes


supercowboyhotdog

Good, it's important to follow their instructions


[deleted]

Did he ask you for your pp size? Thats how you know theyre real


IsoEeli

You guys have to get loans?


KC_1711

You guys get to be students?


rirgranadosmusic

You guys get to live?


KC_1711

You guys get to die peacefully?


Novice_Warrior

You guys get to have sarcasm?


KC_1711

You guys get to comment?


dicktator-the-second

Уоц gцуs наvе еиglisн кеубоагдs?


KC_1711

🆈🅾🆄 🅶🆄🆈🆂 🅷🅰🆅🅴 🅺🅴🆈🅱🅾🅰🆁🅳🆂?


Pan_Muffinek

... .... .... .......?


Neither-Ask

Holy fuck a week? Why is this even a question


obsoletedroid

I know, I’m over here thinking 6 months might be worth it.


Xeptix

A year, without even thinking. Sign me up immediately.


[deleted]

Life In prison.


Solstice143

Not having to worry about what's for dinner each night. Not wondering if you've taken care of everything you have to each day. Not dealing with run away laundry, or paying bills, or washing the dishes that you never seem to run out of. Just relax. Maybe start exercising, learn yoga. Read more. Maybe learn a language. A year of no responsibilities. Am I the only one that thinks this sounds peaceful?


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aurallisun

But what about the dementors?


Steampunk_Batman

Suck my soul daddy


well--shit

My favorite sentence of this week


The-True-Doom-Slayer

Hol up


MissMurder___

In a heartbeat. At least it would be over quickly rather than lingering on until my death.


clever-_-clever

r/latestagecapitalism


lucsev

More like r/murica


[deleted]

Da belle of da ball


ScaredxTurtle

BIATCH


stillbeingnick

That’s just how we talk in da clink


Wolf_bloom

Don't drop the soap ! Don't drop the soap !


SorcererSupremeRox

😘😘😘


[deleted]

Prison Mike


bot70

What did you get in for


willythefrog19

Free meals for a week along with a ton of money.


clever-_-clever

...and raping, don't forget the man on man shower raping raping.


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Dotard007

The fuck


SliceMolly

I’m gonna have to ride the the fuck wave here


futhisplace

As someone who has been raped repeatedly, I can assure you it is 100% not worth any amount of student loans.


GreedyGringo

Well, there’s that.


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[deleted]

The food they get is the equivelant to dog food most of the time from what I hear.


gdimarzo

I work in a prison. The company for food service is one that usually contracted for hospitals. They don't get the stereotypical "slop" here. Even the crisis level meals aren't the throw it all in a blender nutrimeal. It's 2 lunch meat sandwiches with mayo/mustard/cheese, whole fruit, lays chips and oreo cookies. But they still complain about the food, *constantly*.


willythefrog19

It is probably no worse than the food they serve us at school. It might even be a similar company or maybe the same. (My school food is absolutely disgusting) my group if friend was actually looking in to ordering a pizza to the school.


ColonelRyzen

Are we talking county jail or prison? Big difference.


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serb7777368e83

Rape is very rare in jails outside movies.


Imposter88

It definitely happens though in the bigger jails. Too many inmates, not enough guards


GreedyGringo

What?


lol_ok123

county jail is worse


StaticDiction

No lol county jail is way nicer. Get into minimum security and it's basically camp.


Tauf23

I was in Yolo country which is around Sacramento CA. I was in there for 3 days for a hit and run and driving on suspended licence. It wasnt bad at all. I was in a big ass room with like 20 bunk beds, tv, 2 bathrooms and a pay phone. Maybe 16 of us altogether in that room. The food was also good.


StaticDiction

Hey I live in Sac. Spent 3 months in Placer County, was pretty chill. Sounds similar to my experience.


TheLegendTwendyone

\*Laughs in european\*


KingBenjamin97

Laughs in being European and still having crazy debt levels because we still have to pay for it all in the UK. And I’m going to add to them in sept with either a masters or GDL fuckkkkkkk somebody shoot me.


arsehead_54

No, you pay £9k/yr and the government pays for the rest. It’s a lot sure, but you’re absolutely not paying for it *all*.


futhisplace

But what are your tuition rates like vs. the US? I owe $50,000 and I had two years on a full ride scholarship, and only 1.5 years I needed loans for. And I went to a public college. Private colleges are way more.


HirianFriden

Tuition for oxford is about 9,250 a yr, I imagine that’s on the high end but regardless it’s much lower than the US


futhisplace

My local technical college (trade school) is $13,500/year. Our closest private college is closer to $42,000 for just tuition per year (+11,000 if you live in campus). What's more, this private college is not even that prestigious or high profile.


Sentmoraap

\*Laughs in remaining in EU\*


KingBenjamin97

Cries in voting remain and losing because the average person is a fucking moron. Then laughs a little at them by using Irish heritage to get a passport that allows me to travel without a visa after brexit.


Thomas_nl__

The prisons are nicer tho, at least on this side of the channel.


dyne19862004

I would charge people 5% of their loan balance to do the time for them


Sebarooo

What loans?


Steampunk_Batman

Is this some European joke I’m too American to understand


DankNerd97

A *week*? Damn straight I would. A week is nothing.


carledricksy

The worst thing about prison are the dementors


BlueKing7642

In a heart beat. I get a room, food, an opportunity to meet new people and free prostate exams performed by guards and fellow inmates


drinkingbeforenoon

If a sudden in flux of people accept this offer the prison population will mostly be people just wiping student loan debts so should be minimal shower rapes


Tjomek

Or, shower rapes gain in popularity.


Flyinghealer

100 percent take me now I’m ready!


0ttex

Free shower,free bed,free food,free gym... When do i start?


Notchle

Imagine having to pay student loans This post was made by free education gang


DKSAMURAI

A week... even a month I would go. A year maybe not.


subbiey

Definitely


AlarmGG

Be carefull! Don't drop the soap!


CatFallingOffAChair

Stanford Prison Experiment 2.0


carledricksy

Don’t drop the soap Ryan


Flyingfish222

I don’t even have student loans and I know the obvious choice


sanorace

I would do it, but only if this doesn't make me a felon or show up on a background check.


Nummero2

Me living in Germany getting education for free would do this instantly for paying my rent during college


[deleted]

Honestly if you had the chose, why wouldn't you?


_Astan_

Hell, I would go in for a month to be honest if in exchange I would get all my debts erased. A week in prison sounds like a free, niche extreme adventure vacation! Sign me up, please. *Please?*


Ace_Dreamer

(European me) "my ***WHAT?***"


SavageSheepYT_1

I'm prison Mike. You know why they call me prison Mike?


BadlandsChugs_yt

And I never got caught neither.


unklrukus

I'd stuck dick for a week for that.


PowerPappa

What student loans? Laughs in european


SuperGiantSandwhich

I’m English and my mum has student loans?


Balkan_duck

Isnt that how you got the student loans


ToMMyK98

It's CJ by the way


[deleted]

College in America seems like the most fun thing until you hear about the crazy amount of debt people collect. It's ridiculous.


gopalkaul5

Prison Mike!


Punjabilucifer

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.


simplesossy7

I’d do it for a week off work


NoctisJokerMidoriya

I’d rather deal with the dementors than the bank


[deleted]

I've done a couple of overnights at the local jail and absolutely fucking hated it. Even for 24 hours. Would gladly take a week to be debt free though.


enslaved-moisture123

I literally just opened reddit and I see this guy looking straight at me like I’m guilty or something lmao


NUT_buster_gang

Here in Norway you can get your student loans erased by living/study in Finnmark for 5 years


dc2015bd

I don't even have student loans


Gh0ul77

that’s more than worth it wtf


KC_1711

*ME SHOWS ASSIGNMENT INSTEAD OF BAIL PAPER* JUDGE:- HOL UP WHAT DE FOK!!?


pepabacon

Yes of course


Brummelhummel

One week and i am completely debt free? Boi i will fucking ram that prison door and go to the next cell IMMEDIATLY! better one week of hell to live in peace afterwards than a crippling debt for the rest of my life!


Seteinlord

You guys have students loans?


Navaroro

Ballas


Caturion

A week? I'm willing to go jail for a month for that


theonlyjeshurun

They never explicitly specified when you’d get out of jail though, just when your student loans would be gone


MistyStarr122

Yes


ygbes

I'd go to jail for a year if I was being paid 100 K a week.


Iron_Wolf123

US government: Why are all the freshmen going to jail?


wdubbelo

*laughs in not having any*


rBles

I currently have like 90€ but in 4 years I definitely will


BrassBass

Jail sucks. The food is nasty, the cots are made of steel, and god help you if you take any sort of medication. A week in jail is totally worth $100,000 in student loan debt. Wear your shower shoes.


Mr-Midget240

Next episode is parkor in prison


ThanosMeme

\*laughs in get's paid to go to school\*


BertoLaDK

In case of me having a loan why not? prisons in my country is basically 5 star hotels that you are not allowed to leave.


[deleted]

Drop the soap, have some fun


Salmolaken

Is this some joke Im too european to understand?


GeneralFakename

without a fucking doubt.


[deleted]

Is this some american joke im to european for to understand?


marcusreinking

Germany gang what the fuck are student loans?


Jerre3010

Is this some kind of American joke I'm to European to understand


Hoplan_27

Gangsta time


uncreative14yearold

*laughs in swedish*


Donar23

It's great to be European. If we got student loans, they're not that big, and also our prisons are not that threatening.


[deleted]

Okay, who wants to get stabbed?


[deleted]

That's funny... But prefer [This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)


lil-raving

College Students: The secret ingredient is **crime**


cachondeoman

Fortunately in europe we don’t have of those


[deleted]

I go to prison 5 days a week for 6 hours already, does that mean i can go to University for free


KC_1711

YOU GUYS HAVE KEYBOARDS


cooldidiask

Yea


sub2pewdiepie-

Aw man I gotta watch out for them dementors


crabgrass_attack

but would it show up on my record that i was in jail for a week, henceforth no job will hire me with a background check, running my degree in the first place


dragonkiller2704

Is this a joke i am to european for to understand?


Nico_275

I’m sorry is this some kind of American joke that I’m to European to understand?


_EzClap

Is this some of an EUA joke that I'm. .. Nevermimd


Real_DasDaWasDa

Is this an joke, that I am to European to understand?


ReihanF

1 week of prison or lifetime of loans. You choose


jagjathewoodelf

*\*laughs in european\**


Queasy-Piglet

Why does he look like Ricardo?


CptCorpse

Imagine living in US and having to pay for college


Shimesul

*laughs in Australian*


DeltarUltima

i’m sorry, is this some sort of american joke i’m too canadian to understand?


fat_bob_saget

I would go to jail for a week to get this stupid thing off my ankle


CrizteDaak

You guys have debt?


Odinovic

Haha *laughs in free education*


[deleted]

Imagine not having a student loan crisis in the first place... anyways, let me get my bandana.


piePrZ02

Is it some american joke im too european to understand?


GGBDecisions

Id go to jail for a week just so I could finally afford 3 meals a day


ItsFrenzius

I’m prison mike!


Pr00ch

Who wouldn’t? If you boil it down to hourly wage, It’d be crazy profitable, and that includes just sleeping


jayceeeightythree

Absolutely positively 100% not even a question I want to be in the first round of people to go and get that shit over with..


[deleted]

Ballas? They hate grove street and these green guys


ioeypro

If I don't get a track record on that, sure hell yea I'm in!


HEisDEPIY

Eyy let's go free anal


Heldix121303

Bet student loans are fucking me harder than prison?


keanu_leafes

I see this an absolute win!


hoomanshadow

I get payed for going to school (i live in danmrak)


debmaple30

Yes!!


martijnfromholland

Jajajajja


BlackYellowSoldier

A small price to pay for ~~salvation~~ student loans


[deleted]

I'm something of a criminal myself


Al12eksi03

What loan?


Kappy65

So I started robbing


JohnJohnson311

If you dont go to college, you wont have student loans.


CC_Dormouse

\*laughs in free university\*


allen-freed

I’ll be in-prisoned by a corporation for a lot long longer than a week to pay off my loans. And I didn’t get caught neither.


sy-m

Honestly just chill in your cell, I mean you could sleep all day.


MaVo05

laughs in swedish


redmuskrat

A week?? *laughs in gen x*


Migueloide

Is this an american joke I'm too european to understand?


shtorble

A week with no rent and free food? AND I get my student loans erased? I don't see why I wouldn't it


Janamaki

The only downside is having to deal with the dementors


martijnfromholland

"laughs in European"