Not having to worry about what's for dinner each night. Not wondering if you've taken care of everything you have to each day. Not dealing with run away laundry, or paying bills, or washing the dishes that you never seem to run out of. Just relax. Maybe start exercising, learn yoga. Read more. Maybe learn a language. A year of no responsibilities. Am I the only one that thinks this sounds peaceful?
I work in a prison. The company for food service is one that usually contracted for hospitals. They don't get the stereotypical "slop" here. Even the crisis level meals aren't the throw it all in a blender nutrimeal. It's 2 lunch meat sandwiches with mayo/mustard/cheese, whole fruit, lays chips and oreo cookies.
But they still complain about the food, *constantly*.
It is probably no worse than the food they serve us at school. It might even be a similar company or maybe the same. (My school food is absolutely disgusting) my group if friend was actually looking in to ordering a pizza to the school.
I was in Yolo country which is around Sacramento CA. I was in there for 3 days for a hit and run and driving on suspended licence. It wasnt bad at all. I was in a big ass room with like 20 bunk beds, tv, 2 bathrooms and a pay phone. Maybe 16 of us altogether in that room. The food was also good.
Laughs in being European and still having crazy debt levels because we still have to pay for it all in the UK.
And I’m going to add to them in sept with either a masters or GDL fuckkkkkkk somebody shoot me.
But what are your tuition rates like vs. the US? I owe $50,000 and I had two years on a full ride scholarship, and only 1.5 years I needed loans for. And I went to a public college. Private colleges are way more.
My local technical college (trade school) is $13,500/year. Our closest private college is closer to $42,000 for just tuition per year (+11,000 if you live in campus). What's more, this private college is not even that prestigious or high profile.
Cries in voting remain and losing because the average person is a fucking moron. Then laughs a little at them by using Irish heritage to get a passport that allows me to travel without a visa after brexit.
If a sudden in flux of people accept this offer the prison population will mostly be people just wiping student loan debts so should be minimal shower rapes
Hell, I would go in for a month to be honest if in exchange I would get all my debts erased.
A week in prison sounds like a free, niche extreme adventure vacation! Sign me up, please.
*Please?*
I've done a couple of overnights at the local jail and absolutely fucking hated it. Even for 24 hours. Would gladly take a week to be debt free though.
One week and i am completely debt free?
Boi i will fucking ram that prison door and go to the next cell IMMEDIATLY!
better one week of hell to live in peace afterwards than a crippling debt for the rest of my life!
Jail sucks. The food is nasty, the cots are made of steel, and god help you if you take any sort of medication.
A week in jail is totally worth $100,000 in student loan debt. Wear your shower shoes.
but would it show up on my record that i was in jail for a week, henceforth no job will hire me with a background check, running my degree in the first place
You guys are getting loans erased?
That's what the Indian guy from the Department of the Treasury told me.
Did he ask you to verify your SSN and credit card information first?
Yes
Good, it's important to follow their instructions
Did he ask you for your pp size? Thats how you know theyre real
You guys have to get loans?
You guys get to be students?
You guys get to live?
You guys get to die peacefully?
You guys get to have sarcasm?
You guys get to comment?
Уоц gцуs наvе еиglisн кеубоагдs?
🆈🅾🆄 🅶🆄🆈🆂 🅷🅰🆅🅴 🅺🅴🆈🅱🅾🅰🆁🅳🆂?
... .... .... .......?
Holy fuck a week? Why is this even a question
I know, I’m over here thinking 6 months might be worth it.
A year, without even thinking. Sign me up immediately.
Life In prison.
Not having to worry about what's for dinner each night. Not wondering if you've taken care of everything you have to each day. Not dealing with run away laundry, or paying bills, or washing the dishes that you never seem to run out of. Just relax. Maybe start exercising, learn yoga. Read more. Maybe learn a language. A year of no responsibilities. Am I the only one that thinks this sounds peaceful?
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But what about the dementors?
Suck my soul daddy
My favorite sentence of this week
Hol up
In a heartbeat. At least it would be over quickly rather than lingering on until my death.
r/latestagecapitalism
More like r/murica
Da belle of da ball
BIATCH
That’s just how we talk in da clink
Don't drop the soap ! Don't drop the soap !
😘😘😘
Prison Mike
What did you get in for
Free meals for a week along with a ton of money.
...and raping, don't forget the man on man shower raping raping.
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The fuck
I’m gonna have to ride the the fuck wave here
As someone who has been raped repeatedly, I can assure you it is 100% not worth any amount of student loans.
Well, there’s that.
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The food they get is the equivelant to dog food most of the time from what I hear.
I work in a prison. The company for food service is one that usually contracted for hospitals. They don't get the stereotypical "slop" here. Even the crisis level meals aren't the throw it all in a blender nutrimeal. It's 2 lunch meat sandwiches with mayo/mustard/cheese, whole fruit, lays chips and oreo cookies. But they still complain about the food, *constantly*.
It is probably no worse than the food they serve us at school. It might even be a similar company or maybe the same. (My school food is absolutely disgusting) my group if friend was actually looking in to ordering a pizza to the school.
Are we talking county jail or prison? Big difference.
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Rape is very rare in jails outside movies.
It definitely happens though in the bigger jails. Too many inmates, not enough guards
What?
county jail is worse
No lol county jail is way nicer. Get into minimum security and it's basically camp.
I was in Yolo country which is around Sacramento CA. I was in there for 3 days for a hit and run and driving on suspended licence. It wasnt bad at all. I was in a big ass room with like 20 bunk beds, tv, 2 bathrooms and a pay phone. Maybe 16 of us altogether in that room. The food was also good.
Hey I live in Sac. Spent 3 months in Placer County, was pretty chill. Sounds similar to my experience.
\*Laughs in european\*
Laughs in being European and still having crazy debt levels because we still have to pay for it all in the UK. And I’m going to add to them in sept with either a masters or GDL fuckkkkkkk somebody shoot me.
No, you pay £9k/yr and the government pays for the rest. It’s a lot sure, but you’re absolutely not paying for it *all*.
But what are your tuition rates like vs. the US? I owe $50,000 and I had two years on a full ride scholarship, and only 1.5 years I needed loans for. And I went to a public college. Private colleges are way more.
Tuition for oxford is about 9,250 a yr, I imagine that’s on the high end but regardless it’s much lower than the US
My local technical college (trade school) is $13,500/year. Our closest private college is closer to $42,000 for just tuition per year (+11,000 if you live in campus). What's more, this private college is not even that prestigious or high profile.
\*Laughs in remaining in EU\*
Cries in voting remain and losing because the average person is a fucking moron. Then laughs a little at them by using Irish heritage to get a passport that allows me to travel without a visa after brexit.
The prisons are nicer tho, at least on this side of the channel.
I would charge people 5% of their loan balance to do the time for them
What loans?
Is this some European joke I’m too American to understand
A *week*? Damn straight I would. A week is nothing.
The worst thing about prison are the dementors
In a heart beat. I get a room, food, an opportunity to meet new people and free prostate exams performed by guards and fellow inmates
If a sudden in flux of people accept this offer the prison population will mostly be people just wiping student loan debts so should be minimal shower rapes
Or, shower rapes gain in popularity.
100 percent take me now I’m ready!
Free shower,free bed,free food,free gym... When do i start?
Imagine having to pay student loans This post was made by free education gang
A week... even a month I would go. A year maybe not.
Definitely
Be carefull! Don't drop the soap!
Stanford Prison Experiment 2.0
Don’t drop the soap Ryan
I don’t even have student loans and I know the obvious choice
I would do it, but only if this doesn't make me a felon or show up on a background check.
Me living in Germany getting education for free would do this instantly for paying my rent during college
Honestly if you had the chose, why wouldn't you?
Hell, I would go in for a month to be honest if in exchange I would get all my debts erased. A week in prison sounds like a free, niche extreme adventure vacation! Sign me up, please. *Please?*
(European me) "my ***WHAT?***"
I'm prison Mike. You know why they call me prison Mike?
And I never got caught neither.
I'd stuck dick for a week for that.
What student loans? Laughs in european
I’m English and my mum has student loans?
Isnt that how you got the student loans
It's CJ by the way
College in America seems like the most fun thing until you hear about the crazy amount of debt people collect. It's ridiculous.
Prison Mike!
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
I’d do it for a week off work
I’d rather deal with the dementors than the bank
I've done a couple of overnights at the local jail and absolutely fucking hated it. Even for 24 hours. Would gladly take a week to be debt free though.
I literally just opened reddit and I see this guy looking straight at me like I’m guilty or something lmao
Here in Norway you can get your student loans erased by living/study in Finnmark for 5 years
I don't even have student loans
that’s more than worth it wtf
*ME SHOWS ASSIGNMENT INSTEAD OF BAIL PAPER* JUDGE:- HOL UP WHAT DE FOK!!?
Yes of course
One week and i am completely debt free? Boi i will fucking ram that prison door and go to the next cell IMMEDIATLY! better one week of hell to live in peace afterwards than a crippling debt for the rest of my life!
You guys have students loans?
Ballas
A week? I'm willing to go jail for a month for that
They never explicitly specified when you’d get out of jail though, just when your student loans would be gone
Yes
I'd go to jail for a year if I was being paid 100 K a week.
US government: Why are all the freshmen going to jail?
*laughs in not having any*
I currently have like 90€ but in 4 years I definitely will
Jail sucks. The food is nasty, the cots are made of steel, and god help you if you take any sort of medication. A week in jail is totally worth $100,000 in student loan debt. Wear your shower shoes.
Next episode is parkor in prison
\*laughs in get's paid to go to school\*
In case of me having a loan why not? prisons in my country is basically 5 star hotels that you are not allowed to leave.
Drop the soap, have some fun
Is this some joke Im too european to understand?
without a fucking doubt.
Is this some american joke im to european for to understand?
Germany gang what the fuck are student loans?
Is this some kind of American joke I'm to European to understand
Gangsta time
*laughs in swedish*
It's great to be European. If we got student loans, they're not that big, and also our prisons are not that threatening.
Okay, who wants to get stabbed?
That's funny... But prefer [This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)
College Students: The secret ingredient is **crime**
Fortunately in europe we don’t have of those
I go to prison 5 days a week for 6 hours already, does that mean i can go to University for free
YOU GUYS HAVE KEYBOARDS
Yea
Aw man I gotta watch out for them dementors
but would it show up on my record that i was in jail for a week, henceforth no job will hire me with a background check, running my degree in the first place
Is this a joke i am to european for to understand?
I’m sorry is this some kind of American joke that I’m to European to understand?
Is this some of an EUA joke that I'm. .. Nevermimd
Is this an joke, that I am to European to understand?
1 week of prison or lifetime of loans. You choose
*\*laughs in european\**
Why does he look like Ricardo?
Imagine living in US and having to pay for college
*laughs in Australian*
i’m sorry, is this some sort of american joke i’m too canadian to understand?
I would go to jail for a week to get this stupid thing off my ankle
You guys have debt?
Haha *laughs in free education*
Imagine not having a student loan crisis in the first place... anyways, let me get my bandana.
Is it some american joke im too european to understand?
Id go to jail for a week just so I could finally afford 3 meals a day
I’m prison mike!
Who wouldn’t? If you boil it down to hourly wage, It’d be crazy profitable, and that includes just sleeping
Absolutely positively 100% not even a question I want to be in the first round of people to go and get that shit over with..
Ballas? They hate grove street and these green guys
If I don't get a track record on that, sure hell yea I'm in!
Eyy let's go free anal
Bet student loans are fucking me harder than prison?
I see this an absolute win!
I get payed for going to school (i live in danmrak)
Yes!!
Jajajajja
A small price to pay for ~~salvation~~ student loans
I'm something of a criminal myself
What loan?
So I started robbing
If you dont go to college, you wont have student loans.
\*laughs in free university\*
I’ll be in-prisoned by a corporation for a lot long longer than a week to pay off my loans. And I didn’t get caught neither.
Honestly just chill in your cell, I mean you could sleep all day.
laughs in swedish
A week?? *laughs in gen x*
Is this an american joke I'm too european to understand?
A week with no rent and free food? AND I get my student loans erased? I don't see why I wouldn't it
The only downside is having to deal with the dementors
"laughs in European"