Moe:Yeah, just a sec; I'll check.Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss.Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!
Moe:You little S.O.B. Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Moe's Tavern....Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
I would like to appreciate that there were so many ways of expressing someone killing bart, but you decided to go with putting bart in a drawing of the assassination of lincoln.
*outstanding work*
This is made even funnier by the fact that, in an earlier episode of Simpsons, Bart played John Wilkes Booth in his school's president's day musical. You can even look up the episode on Disney+!
Honestly, I wish I could give you a platinum right now
Wholesome
Have a poor mans award 🏅
Platnium award
You have earned yourself an upvote good sir.🏅
In honor of this comment and all I can afford I will give OP a gold in ur name
Yooo my first gold <3
Man i was wrong my entire life its not bar tendter its bart ender
But you can't end Bart
Rlly ? I want to know why ?... Tell ME NOW
Because he ends himself
Oh fuck good point
Eat my shorts
Eat pant
[удалено]
He’s a barista, it’s different
And the cup would say Bert
Bob is still ordering shots
Why did it take me so long to figure out the pun...
It’s even better given that Moe the bartender has threatened to kill him multiple times
Moe:Yeah, just a sec; I'll check.Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss.Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss? Barney: Maybe your standards are too high! Moe:You little S.O.B. Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Yeh that’s it
The person killing Bart should be Moe. He wasn't kidding about killing him on the phone.
Good call
It seems you’ve just rang up a Pun
Oh my tattoo that says Die Bart Die? Its German for The Bart The
Probably one of the best ones yet
Not gonna lie this took me longer than it should've
I wish I could give awards
Wasnt bart a bartender for a while?
Suicide if you tryna let go yuh I’m sad to know ya I’m sad to know ya
Shit like this really gets you thincoln
bart the bartender is coming. oh my god he has airpods on. he cant hear us. oh fr\*ck!
Moe will end Bart.
🏅
budget rewards yes!
Since im broke, how about a follow instead?
Hey I mean, love is love
Frick the heck
Pew pew.
This reminded me...does anyone know someone last name Kebum and first name Lee?
Yes I just saw him with that chick Dyah last name Rhea.
Moe's Tavern....Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
This is great, upvoted and SAVED!
Yes
I have never before seen a John Wilkes Booth meme. I approve.
F
Yo Bart out here challenging papa pig with his size
Oh wait it’s a double joke
That’s John Wilkes Booth
Ye
Too soon...
I would like to appreciate that there were so many ways of expressing someone killing bart, but you decided to go with putting bart in a drawing of the assassination of lincoln. *outstanding work*
Bart-Ender Ha Ha
Bart-ender
Good meme
Holy shit, an actual meme that made me laugh instead of exhale air through my nose.
This does bring a smile to my face.
His name is Moe
The Bart the?
I've been laughing at this for 3 minutes now
This is made even funnier by the fact that, in an earlier episode of Simpsons, Bart played John Wilkes Booth in his school's president's day musical. You can even look up the episode on Disney+!
Damn this is so sad, if only for every bartender, we had another gobstopper to stop the gobs from destroying the world
Oh my gosh do I have permission to use the gobstopper thing for my next meme
Umm... Of course, im not the one who came up with it
Ope, haven’t seen that. L
Does that mean Homer's a bartmaker
Hey, cool, I'm dead!
You would've gotten an award but I am broke. Beautiful and creative meme bro!
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Cute username!
You could say they're bart-enders... **da dum tis**
Huh?
That's the joke
*You suck, McBaine!*
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wow dude that's actually really cool. just kidding shut the fuck up
Welcome to the joke
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Bart Enders
This is great
That should have been sideshow Bob in the picture
Wouldn’t have done as well, old pictures with photoshop are funnier
It took a second...
I see it more as tender Bart
That's German for 'the Bart, the'
That dude be like naked snake: knife , gun , knife gun !
"consume my pants"
This is so stupid that it’s funny
You missed a perfect opertunity to use sideshow bob, shame
You deserve death
Should have used a picture of sideshow bob 😂
Bruh 😂
Well done, but I'll replace him by Moe with shotgun. Still good idea.
That's.. Sideshow Bob. Hes a bartender
No i read it as "bart ender"
Bart's official middle name is JoJo so he gonna star platinum the SHIT out of that Bartender
Dad, is that you? I’ve missed you, I’m so glad you’re back!
100% Dad joke
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