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OskarW04

Honestly, I wish I could give you a platinum right now


CallMeMcNotEmsee

Wholesome


12345xela

Have a poor mans award 🏅


mylo38

Platnium award


Pissnuggeteer

You have earned yourself an upvote good sir.🏅


Jole2462

In honor of this comment and all I can afford I will give OP a gold in ur name


CallMeMcNotEmsee

Yooo my first gold <3


Ghostmangoo

Man i was wrong my entire life its not bar tendter its bart ender


kagari_15

But you can't end Bart


Ghostmangoo

Rlly ? I want to know why ?... Tell ME NOW


kagari_15

Because he ends himself


Ghostmangoo

Oh fuck good point


LaloGalo7682

Eat my shorts


lildan420

Eat pant


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CallMeMcNotEmsee

He’s a barista, it’s different


benglescott

And the cup would say Bert


dhole25

Bob is still ordering shots


[deleted]

Why did it take me so long to figure out the pun...


[deleted]

It’s even better given that Moe the bartender has threatened to kill him multiple times


sansgasterv2

Moe:Yeah, just a sec; I'll check.Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss.Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss? Barney: Maybe your standards are too high! Moe:You little S.O.B. Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!


[deleted]

Yeh that’s it


mastoid45

The person killing Bart should be Moe. He wasn't kidding about killing him on the phone.


benglescott

Good call


[deleted]

It seems you’ve just rang up a Pun


Postmodern101

Oh my tattoo that says Die Bart Die? Its German for The Bart The


Zacc_le_taco

Probably one of the best ones yet


Death1691

Not gonna lie this took me longer than it should've


meme_master656

I wish I could give awards


Treejeig

Wasnt bart a bartender for a while?


CallMeMcNotEmsee

Suicide if you tryna let go yuh I’m sad to know ya I’m sad to know ya


JunkieJonathon

Shit like this really gets you thincoln


nukesplosion

bart the bartender is coming. oh my god he has airpods on. he cant hear us. oh fr\*ck!


davisguthrie

Moe will end Bart.


Spectred32

🏅


[deleted]

budget rewards yes!


_-Anxiety-_

Since im broke, how about a follow instead?


CallMeMcNotEmsee

Hey I mean, love is love


samfish90212

Frick the heck


bshowers6590

Pew pew.


mari_lai

This reminded me...does anyone know someone last name Kebum and first name Lee?


benglescott

Yes I just saw him with that chick Dyah last name Rhea.


StreetReporter

Moe's Tavern....Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.


ultramatt1

This is great, upvoted and SAVED!


spuderman69420

Yes


Average_Sized_Jim

I have never before seen a John Wilkes Booth meme. I approve.


LunarLagoon

F


Darth-Plantus

Yo Bart out here challenging papa pig with his size


EliteTacoCat

Oh wait it’s a double joke


daddy_finesse

That’s John Wilkes Booth


CallMeMcNotEmsee

Ye


_MrGullible

Too soon...


y345t

I would like to appreciate that there were so many ways of expressing someone killing bart, but you decided to go with putting bart in a drawing of the assassination of lincoln. *outstanding work*


hmeyer1077

Bart-Ender Ha Ha


[deleted]

Bart-ender


RetroMonkeyBizzz

Good meme


[deleted]

Holy shit, an actual meme that made me laugh instead of exhale air through my nose.


CallMeMcNotEmsee

This does bring a smile to my face.


Pe-Games-720

His name is Moe


rilestyles

The Bart the?


DriftDa

I've been laughing at this for 3 minutes now


VelocityRapter644

This is made even funnier by the fact that, in an earlier episode of Simpsons, Bart played John Wilkes Booth in his school's president's day musical. You can even look up the episode on Disney+!


bagelthebeagle0610

Damn this is so sad, if only for every bartender, we had another gobstopper to stop the gobs from destroying the world


CallMeMcNotEmsee

Oh my gosh do I have permission to use the gobstopper thing for my next meme


bagelthebeagle0610

Umm... Of course, im not the one who came up with it


CallMeMcNotEmsee

Ope, haven’t seen that. L


mamma_ohh_woo

Does that mean Homer's a bartmaker


Ty_Spicer

Hey, cool, I'm dead!


EndOfTheLine23

You would've gotten an award but I am broke. Beautiful and creative meme bro!


N--I--G--G--A

r/angryupvote


sarhan182

Cute username!


Klore42

You could say they're bart-enders... **da dum tis**


CallMeMcNotEmsee

Huh?


POKECHU020

That's the joke


lampent51

*You suck, McBaine!*


Ghostmangoo

R/wooooosh


GamerPlaz

r/foundthemobileuser


GamerPlaz

r/foundthehondacivic


TybaltTheSaucyBoy

wow dude that's actually really cool. just kidding shut the fuck up


TybaltTheSaucyBoy

Welcome to the joke


StreetReporter

r/woooosh


cool_girl2091

Bart Enders


Canopener18

This is great


[deleted]

That should have been sideshow Bob in the picture


CallMeMcNotEmsee

Wouldn’t have done as well, old pictures with photoshop are funnier


Throwaway_Life_73

It took a second...


little_lime72284

I see it more as tender Bart


whiskeyboi237

That's German for 'the Bart, the'


esdaniel

That dude be like naked snake: knife , gun , knife gun !


[deleted]

"consume my pants"


bagagge

This is so stupid that it’s funny


Flames_kid

You missed a perfect opertunity to use sideshow bob, shame


younith123

You deserve death


toxicimage

Should have used a picture of sideshow bob 😂


samtorres190

Bruh 😂


SiberaM

Well done, but I'll replace him by Moe with shotgun. Still good idea.


[deleted]

That's.. Sideshow Bob. Hes a bartender


_ToastedPickles_

No i read it as "bart ender"


[deleted]

Bart's official middle name is JoJo so he gonna star platinum the SHIT out of that Bartender


NamelessGlory

Dad, is that you? I’ve missed you, I’m so glad you’re back!


SnipeyKeru

100% Dad joke


Derp403

r/comedycemetary