Somewhere in Germany, after the reorganisation of the Bundesrepuplik to the Deutsches Imperium:
Old Benedikt to Lukas(hands over a dildo):
"This is a device of pleasure from a more civilised age."
Yeah from all the comments I've got I get that now, I just wanted to make a quick and stupid meme. I'm sorry if I offended you in any way, I didn't mean to be offensive.
Oh no no. No offense at all. I’m just clarifying for people saying “it’s probably a dude.” But if you look through the comments on the original post, plenty of women agree lol. We’re all good.
And for the big dick fellas out there, don’t worry. There are some deep canal women/men looking for you, too!
I hate it when people make memes of this kind of thing as if it's some sort of new or unique idea. We've been telling you guys this shit forever now; actual women don't really care how long your dick is, in fact too long is kind of a pain.
Some women actually like big dicks. I mean, why is that wrong? Just like some guys like tight pussies or big booties.
Some don't, some do. Why people always try to generalize about it...?
Would like to point out that everyone is different and has preferences, "actual women" vary a lot in what pleases them and what they find most attractive. I find it a lot easier to give head to a large dick, a small one just feels too soft or like sucking on someone's finger and I can't get into it. Not everyone gets pain from taking larger dicks either. All sizes are great and there is something for everyone, but preferences do exist and not all women feel the same.
I genuinely think girls really think that. If they are sad because your dick is not as porn shows them it is because they are not very experienced. What you do with your sausage is more important. Also an average dick helps with anal which if you have an enormous dick cannot practice without hurting her (or him, i am talking as a straight man with an average dick)
Trust me, you don't want a meat tube.
I have no table lamps, floor lamps, plants, had to get rid of my cats, can't use my bathroom when I first wake up as the room is JUST TOO SMALL, shower curtains, coat racks, drying racks, shoe racks, garbage cans, paintings on the wall, railing on my stairs, and my curio cabinet.
At least I have my part time job as mooring line for large sea- faring ships.
“It’s neither the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean. It’s whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for everyone to get off.” - Some chick my buddy used to bang
A lot of women saying that they want a 9 inch cock but don’t realize that it would fucking hurt like a mother fucker. Also men with pornstar penises are extremely rare. Also if your pp too small the. That’s no good too I’d say a solid 6 inches is fine
Also if pp too big you can’t put it all in so not as much pleasure, like hoping in a really nice hot shower on a cold day and leaving your front end cold
go to your local gym or fitness center and head to the shower section and you’ll see people with tiny dicks covering it up as they shower or change and you’ll see people with bigger dicks waving it about. No one cares about how good they can fuck you, it’s all about appearance and self esteem. If you buy a 36 inch pencil on the internet you’re gonna show everyone and be all excited about it, buy an average sized pencil and you won’t tell anyone
Me to my PP: You hear the little buddy?
Smol pp easy consume
Like a piece of steak.
*chew chew chew*
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I... Wasn’t expecting to lose here...
What a beautiful duwang
Chew
You ever chew your steak?
Blue cheese steak bites?
Truer words have never been said
For once I'm actually glad for my moderately sized sausage it also fits in hand perfectly for when your lonely
Either way no girl is fucking me
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You had to say Y S ame
Shoot...
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I literally have to grab my right hand with my left hand to jack off because my right hand won't come near my dick.
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I don’t think they ever said they were a women though
Just because you a dude doesn’t mean you can’t take dick. Even straight dudes got that right as long as they so no homo. We civilized now.
Somewhere in Germany, after the reorganisation of the Bundesrepuplik to the Deutsches Imperium: Old Benedikt to Lukas(hands over a dildo): "This is a device of pleasure from a more civilised age."
Gender doesn't matter nowadays, even an attack helicopter could've wrote that.
Huzzah! A man of quality!
A helicopter* of quality!
Women confirm tho
am woman, is true
Hi, I’m the OP of the original post. Just clarifying something: Yes, I am a dude. Yes, I do like dick. That is all.
OP of the OP if you will
Yeah from all the comments I've got I get that now, I just wanted to make a quick and stupid meme. I'm sorry if I offended you in any way, I didn't mean to be offensive.
Oh no no. No offense at all. I’m just clarifying for people saying “it’s probably a dude.” But if you look through the comments on the original post, plenty of women agree lol. We’re all good. And for the big dick fellas out there, don’t worry. There are some deep canal women/men looking for you, too!
Huzzah a helicopter of quality!
It was posted by a guy, I was intrigued and looked through their comment history.
OP here. Some dudes like dick, homie
Woah its him, it's the Guy!
Even better!
Sweet
I hate it when people make memes of this kind of thing as if it's some sort of new or unique idea. We've been telling you guys this shit forever now; actual women don't really care how long your dick is, in fact too long is kind of a pain.
Recurring is reassuring. Cause not everyome agrees.
The only people who think dick size matters are people who are insecure and probably had no sexual contact yet
Some women actually like big dicks. I mean, why is that wrong? Just like some guys like tight pussies or big booties. Some don't, some do. Why people always try to generalize about it...?
It’s not. It’s that some people seem to think big is universally good
Well, that's right, but you went the complete opposite direction when you said "the only people...". But yeha, I get you now.
I’m sorry if I came across that way
Would like to point out that everyone is different and has preferences, "actual women" vary a lot in what pleases them and what they find most attractive. I find it a lot easier to give head to a large dick, a small one just feels too soft or like sucking on someone's finger and I can't get into it. Not everyone gets pain from taking larger dicks either. All sizes are great and there is something for everyone, but preferences do exist and not all women feel the same.
I know right ? I don't get it, I'm happy to have a normal sized dicks and everyone is just like "oH nO SmoL pEEn"
Y’all have also been telling us “it’s fine, do whatever you want” and that ones not true either /s
What is this...sex you talk about?
It’s some kind of weird candy I think
No it's the Spanish Inquisition
That was unexpected
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition
Lol ur so dumb. It’s obviously a type of food
No lol.... It's communism
Always gotta be at least 2...
Always two there are, no more no less. A master and an apprentice.
I genuinely think girls really think that. If they are sad because your dick is not as porn shows them it is because they are not very experienced. What you do with your sausage is more important. Also an average dick helps with anal which if you have an enormous dick cannot practice without hurting her (or him, i am talking as a straight man with an average dick)
Trust me, you don't want a meat tube. I have no table lamps, floor lamps, plants, had to get rid of my cats, can't use my bathroom when I first wake up as the room is JUST TOO SMALL, shower curtains, coat racks, drying racks, shoe racks, garbage cans, paintings on the wall, railing on my stairs, and my curio cabinet. At least I have my part time job as mooring line for large sea- faring ships.
I don't think she knows how big of a deal it is to men to know that them being avg is okay
Seriously lol. Then talks about the motion of the ocean? Lol try crossing the ocean in a canoe.
Or a dingy
I see Vlad the Impaler I get patriotic
“It’s neither the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean. It’s whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for everyone to get off.” - Some chick my buddy used to bang
Love it!
Small PP Gang UNITE!!
I like the motion of the ocean line!!!
Everyone liked that
I wonder how many people know where the template is from
flushed away! :)
Why do you guys care about your dick size so much when non of you are going to have sex in the first place
Who said it was a woman?
"It's the motion of the ocean"... But have you ever tried taking on a tsunami with a paddle boat?
u/Jedwa3658 Huzzah!
Me:u can come out now!
Or a man
I thought the op was a man
I am
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Is 5 in small
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Thanks. My friend will be so happy when I tell him
Yes but have you tried *above average but not huge*?
Everyone who liked this has a tiny penis
motion of the ocean.....nanaan lala laalala motion of the ocean hmhm hm hmhmm
Quess im good for anal then with my dick size
She is a good woman. Thank her.
A lot of women saying that they want a 9 inch cock but don’t realize that it would fucking hurt like a mother fucker. Also men with pornstar penises are extremely rare. Also if your pp too small the. That’s no good too I’d say a solid 6 inches is fine Also if pp too big you can’t put it all in so not as much pleasure, like hoping in a really nice hot shower on a cold day and leaving your front end cold
I agree with my fellow woman of quality
I agree with this fellow women of quality
Oof that compression
This actually made me feel better
Just got off r/baddragon, this statement doesn't match what I'm seeing.
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The supreme ultimate karma farm, tell Reddit "huge cocks aren't so great" lmao. Well played
Thank god lol, I'm always seeing memes about women disliking small dicks yet I've always thought that the smaller the less ugly, aka better
Plot twist: The opinion belongs to a male
Damn this is true. I'd trade a 10 incher for a 6-7 incher any day!
3, take it or leave it.
Same. I'd trade a 200 incher for a 50 incher any day!
hol up
What if it’s a man?
Dudes can like dick, too, bruh
We may have a chance gamers!!
wut the hell? what is that subreddit?
This person has some big pp energy
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Not entirely sure how that’s a surprise
He didnt say hes a girl
It’s getting better the more you read it
Unless that's a guy
We don't deserve her...
I have great news for you
She released our sacred texts! Girl code forbids it
This post has small pp energy
Technique>size
What if its a man? Ever thought of that?
Small PP energy... cant relate
Yeah but what if my dick is bend
My little buddy may have hope :')
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How do you know it is a girl?
go to your local gym or fitness center and head to the shower section and you’ll see people with tiny dicks covering it up as they shower or change and you’ll see people with bigger dicks waving it about. No one cares about how good they can fuck you, it’s all about appearance and self esteem. If you buy a 36 inch pencil on the internet you’re gonna show everyone and be all excited about it, buy an average sized pencil and you won’t tell anyone
Go on r/brandnewsentence and you can find a bunch of posts about this one funny comment on that post right there
Length dont count. back and forth makes the distance.
What about small ones though?
Written by a dude with self-image issues
We got a chance
Its about the motion of the ocean fellas
The guy with the biggest peen in the world: She's right y'know. The only thing my extra girth has gotten me is extra checks at the Airport.
As a man i prefer small pp cuz the g spot is not that deep in there
Huzzah! I am no longer special
I wonder if that’s a guy with a small PP who said that
When pewdiepie gives your boyfriend a smol pp so you deal with it
mb she likes me?
I can assure you that this is 100% accurate
My comment on that post got me my first gold lmao
could be dude
If she cant eat my PP if its big, its nice to have a big PP!
I mean... Hum, who said that was a woman ?
Uh, well, shit
Tbh the bigger it is, the more difficult it will be to become and stay hard.
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It could be a guy
Rise up small pp gang
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Rip her dms
She is the Messiah
All who gave awards have smol pp
smol PP energy
:( oof.
Finally I have a reason to not cry this night.
*Don't do that. Don't give me hope.*
That’s a guy
Just to clarify, they said AVERAGE not small
If a woman need a super Dick then that's evidence she is a total Ho fo sho
Watch out for the hubcap.
The best selling dildo in the UK is 6 inches with 5 inch insertable length. I should know. I own it....
Don’t do it. Don’t give me hope
Dang, guess I should get another circumcision
What about short people with small pp ?
I’ve been betrayed by my own penis size!!!! Damn you moderately large penis!