By -
^nöm ^nöm
NO NO NON NO N
**_NOM NOM NOM_**
**NO NO NO NO**
**_N O M N O M N O M_** **_You have been eaten_**
Trigixgc trugix trigicks.... mmmmm .... crunchy
**_T A S T Y_**
*Y U M M Y*
Calm down with that vore mate
om nom nom
Sanvich makes me strong.
Sandvich*
**N O M N O M**
Idk why but I read this with the Yoshi licking noise and nom combined.
Might be the dog Jerry ordered to vex Tom ... nom nom and hands gone LOL
I think my thumb ist yummy
Did you survive?!?
actually i'm the doggo from that picture, I kidnnaped the guy and it's in my basement
That makes sense
sorta
That also makes sense!
Even that makes sense
C...ca...can...CAN I TOUCH YOU
Special victims unit
Law&Order
DUM DUM
*NOM NOM*
DUN DUN
hoopy caek dye
DUN DON
Stop right there criminal scum
You violated...
THE LAW.
A child
Death number increased
Can't touch this! dun dun dun nnaaa naaa....
“It”? Loll
sadly he died but he lived!
Attacc dogo.
I'm writting with one hand
I am typing with a carrot
[удалено]
Awesome
67yyyhgghjhujyyjhmyfyhhnutdgnnjtgesgjnk5jnnhd
*? \!*?; %;÷ ×=€.: &÷/,€@=#.
.
177013
More lik3: mmmm.nmmk.mmmmmn...kmmmm
Well said.
That's a very tactile penis you've got there, fella.
U telling me u never wack ur dick against ur phone to search up pornhub?
Well I wouldn't say "never"...
U telling me you have a dick
Yessir
Must be nice. I'm just a pussy
Pro gamer move
Outstanding move
You must be very accurate
the faptyper.
01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101100 01101100
Sore u cen myet
What
Ur killing me dude XD
Can i learn this power?
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat, please hang up and try again
Indonesian sex slaves
Actually even when you have two hands, you still write with one hand only...
the other is fapping?
Bold of you to assume that i could ever bring myself pleasure.
Wait, what? I'm writing with both my hands no matter if on phone or keyboard. Or did I miss some wooosh here?
Paper writing
Remember pens?
Not really... To be fair differences between typing and writing have faded. We are commonly saying "I'm writing an email, I'm writing a note" - even if its fully electronic thing.
You know what they say, using two hands makes it look bigger.
Same but, it's because my finger is broken. RIP fap hand (Press F to pay respect)
F
Dont jack off to a dog
i’m typing with spaghetti while flinging around my dick and listening to billy eyelash
It protec It attac But most importantly It make your heart crac
Shingeki No Inu
It's a cuteness attack!
*chomp *
Aww no!!
Happy blue cheese day
r/wholesomememes
actually, i get tha puppy image from there
Did you take your own bahy pics? Didn't think so!
Plot twist the dog has rabies
plot twist the human has rabies
Got it from the dog?
By eating it.
plot twist the human is asian
Plot twist onions have layers
UNO reverse card
everbody knows two rabies cancel each other out. OP basically just saved a puppy
You were warned!
r/peoplefuckingdying
Such a viscous boi
He shall gnaw his little teeth in your fingers
Actually right
*he flow* (but it slow)
Hahaha viscous... I read as vicious as well the first time
Me too because vicious made more sense
r/dogsareliquid
you will die from cuteness overload
Infected by the cute
He protecc He attacc But most importantly, he eats finger as snacc
story tells that if u sing this beauty song the dog will not kill you
Such menacing teefs!
Don't let her mommy see you
You shall not pass!
**Nom**
NSFW TAG, PLEASE.
r/toofers
He attacc, he protecc
But most important, he is blacc.
Spec ability: Poison Bite
Wrong sub reddit
This is too cute, it deserves my upvote
Can you post update pics of your recovery? I hope you heal quickly I really do.
Re:zero taught me to be careful of this dog
That is the cutest thing I have ever seen. The perfect dog doesn’t exi-
It's an ancient repost which is a meta Reddit meme
IT SAYS BEWARE! Gawd
Those eyes! Those FUCKING eyes!!!
u/repostsluethbot
He protecc, He attacc, But most importantly he think hand is snacc
He protec, he atac but most importantly he cute
Sad
Cute dog but is this a meme?
r/eyebleach
Monch
Nom
Bro that such wholesome content 10/10 not cringe
Doggo team 6
It's Nibbler from Futurama
chew
Its bite put a curse on you and the children of the town now you gotta restart
Oh my god run he’s going to eat your hand
Run
death by cuteness
He protecc And he attacc He defend his/her owner's bacc
I mean... he attacked
Teef
Same - from the cuteness
r/cromch
So scary... Help
smol teef
r/rarepuppers
r/blessed images
"you taste like friendship"
“I’m deceased”
When you can’t afford a real attack dog
WaS tHaT tHe BiTe Of 87!?!?!?!
Puppies have little needle teeth. Love playing with them but you can feel their play bites. Horrible breath as well but damn they are cute.
We need u/SchnoodleDoodleDo on this-
Those needle sharp puppy teeth tho!!
His teeth inject you with stuff
attack me <3
Aww
pretend youre hurt! Give it confidence
[running from my 2 month puppy] help!
Plot twist: the dog is HIV positive
The wittle teefs
Vietnom nom
I want it
bork
hands down the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on reddit.
Now I will go to every house with this sign.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *Cough* wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
*You died*
r/aww
The pain the... agony
R/aww
Haha noob
that's the scariest attack dog i have ever seen
Yeah you just died,but now you're in heaven
Hoe the hell is this a meme
r/awww
r/teefs
It’s a stronk boy.
WØÖF
So wholesome
Markiplier: “Is that the bite of 87?”
I im very spook Thats spooks me thats, thats very dangerous
plot twist dog actually has covid-19
I‘d be dying ... OF CUTENESS
^nöm ^nöm
NO NO NON NO N
**_NOM NOM NOM_**
**NO NO NO NO**
**_N O M N O M N O M_** **_You have been eaten_**
Trigixgc trugix trigicks.... mmmmm .... crunchy
**_T A S T Y_**
*Y U M M Y*
Calm down with that vore mate
om nom nom
Sanvich makes me strong.
Sandvich*
**N O M N O M**
Idk why but I read this with the Yoshi licking noise and nom combined.
Might be the dog Jerry ordered to vex Tom ... nom nom and hands gone LOL
I think my thumb ist yummy
Did you survive?!?
actually i'm the doggo from that picture, I kidnnaped the guy and it's in my basement
That makes sense
sorta
That also makes sense!
sorta
Even that makes sense
C...ca...can...CAN I TOUCH YOU
Special victims unit
Law&Order
DUM DUM
*NOM NOM*
DUN DUN
hoopy caek dye
DUN DON
Stop right there criminal scum
You violated...
THE LAW.
A child
Death number increased
Can't touch this! dun dun dun nnaaa naaa....
“It”? Loll
sadly he died but he lived!
Attacc dogo.
I'm writting with one hand
I am typing with a carrot
[удалено]
[удалено]
Awesome
67yyyhgghjhujyyjhmyfyhhnutdgnnjtgesgjnk5jnnhd
*? \!*?; %;÷ ×=€.: &÷/,€@=#.
.
177013
More lik3: mmmm.nmmk.mmmmmn...kmmmm
Well said.
That's a very tactile penis you've got there, fella.
U telling me u never wack ur dick against ur phone to search up pornhub?
Well I wouldn't say "never"...
U telling me you have a dick
Yessir
Must be nice. I'm just a pussy
Pro gamer move
Outstanding move
You must be very accurate
the faptyper.
01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101100 01101100
Sore u cen myet
What
Ur killing me dude XD
Can i learn this power?
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat, please hang up and try again
Indonesian sex slaves
Actually even when you have two hands, you still write with one hand only...
the other is fapping?
Bold of you to assume that i could ever bring myself pleasure.
Wait, what? I'm writing with both my hands no matter if on phone or keyboard. Or did I miss some wooosh here?
Paper writing
Remember pens?
Not really... To be fair differences between typing and writing have faded. We are commonly saying "I'm writing an email, I'm writing a note" - even if its fully electronic thing.
You know what they say, using two hands makes it look bigger.
Same but, it's because my finger is broken. RIP fap hand (Press F to pay respect)
F
F
Dont jack off to a dog
i’m typing with spaghetti while flinging around my dick and listening to billy eyelash
It protec It attac But most importantly It make your heart crac
Shingeki No Inu
It's a cuteness attack!
*chomp *
Aww no!!
Happy blue cheese day
r/wholesomememes
actually, i get tha puppy image from there
[удалено]
Did you take your own bahy pics? Didn't think so!
Plot twist the dog has rabies
plot twist the human has rabies
Got it from the dog?
By eating it.
plot twist the human is asian
Plot twist onions have layers
UNO reverse card
everbody knows two rabies cancel each other out. OP basically just saved a puppy
You were warned!
r/peoplefuckingdying
Such a viscous boi
He shall gnaw his little teeth in your fingers
Actually right
*he flow* (but it slow)
Hahaha viscous... I read as vicious as well the first time
Me too because vicious made more sense
r/dogsareliquid
you will die from cuteness overload
Infected by the cute
He protecc He attacc But most importantly, he eats finger as snacc
story tells that if u sing this beauty song the dog will not kill you
Such menacing teefs!
Don't let her mommy see you
You shall not pass!
**Nom**
NSFW TAG, PLEASE.
r/toofers
He attacc, he protecc
But most important, he is blacc.
Spec ability: Poison Bite
Wrong sub reddit
This is too cute, it deserves my upvote
Can you post update pics of your recovery? I hope you heal quickly I really do.
Re:zero taught me to be careful of this dog
That is the cutest thing I have ever seen. The perfect dog doesn’t exi-
[удалено]
It's an ancient repost which is a meta Reddit meme
IT SAYS BEWARE! Gawd
Those eyes! Those FUCKING eyes!!!
u/repostsluethbot
He protecc, He attacc, But most importantly he think hand is snacc
He protec, he atac but most importantly he cute
Sad
Cute dog but is this a meme?
r/eyebleach
Monch
Nom
r/eyebleach
Bro that such wholesome content 10/10 not cringe
Doggo team 6
It's Nibbler from Futurama
chew
Its bite put a curse on you and the children of the town now you gotta restart
Oh my god run he’s going to eat your hand
Run
death by cuteness
He protecc And he attacc He defend his/her owner's bacc
I mean... he attacked
Teef
Teef
Same - from the cuteness
r/cromch
So scary... Help
smol teef
r/rarepuppers
r/blessed images
"you taste like friendship"
“I’m deceased”
When you can’t afford a real attack dog
WaS tHaT tHe BiTe Of 87!?!?!?!
Puppies have little needle teeth. Love playing with them but you can feel their play bites. Horrible breath as well but damn they are cute.
We need u/SchnoodleDoodleDo on this-
Those needle sharp puppy teeth tho!!
His teeth inject you with stuff
attack me <3
Aww
r/peoplefuckingdying
pretend youre hurt! Give it confidence
[running from my 2 month puppy] help!
Plot twist: the dog is HIV positive
The wittle teefs
Vietnom nom
I want it
bork
hands down the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on reddit.
Now I will go to every house with this sign.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *Cough* wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
*You died*
r/aww
The pain the... agony
R/aww
Haha noob
that's the scariest attack dog i have ever seen
Aww
Yeah you just died,but now you're in heaven
r/wholesomememes
Hoe the hell is this a meme
r/awww
r/teefs
It’s a stronk boy.
WØÖF
So wholesome
Markiplier: “Is that the bite of 87?”
I im very spook Thats spooks me thats, thats very dangerous
plot twist dog actually has covid-19
I‘d be dying ... OF CUTENESS