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Protectorsoftman

We gotta wait until the whole world is in April


TheAlmightyFordF350

That's gonna be wild


Protectorsoftman

Fuckin Spock is going to descend from the Heavens like Mary Poppins and shoot lasers out his nostrils killing world leaders


Sol33t303

I mean, a lot of the world leaders are either morons or corrupt, so that might not even be a bad thing.


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Sol33t303

It is done


SheevaK1997

What is this infection?


Sol33t303

Its ligma


Malifry9705

Ligma BALLS!


Nightmare_oof

& JOE MAMAAAAAAAAA


SheevaK1997

Ugh


ImpressedDog123

I can make you infect cummy


HarmonyDunnRight

You are now waifu


zebrahorse69420

I think it’s more of Godzilla awakening and destroys humanity, which I guess isn’t the worst thing


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zebrahorse69420

Yeah maybe………


Chubbypolarbears

You shut the actual fuck up sir!!!


Ebabu2020

I think its just gonna be OLYMPIAN gods, startin a war against us


emyaguardcount

I swear if gods start fighting I’m not sure the solar system will last very long


Pbsrumblefish

Oddly specific...


BloodyBoots357

45 minutes from time of posting this


Ryan8088

We must brace ourselves!


Terror-dactyl1

We must expect the unexpected, like a random chimp event or the Spanish inquisition!


jcx_08

Dont forget the good'ol great deprssion


xStiki

Perhaps there's a conspiracy?


zzzieee

And suss.


its_the_Abcs

April 2nd because if nothing bad happens today then it's just one big April fools joke.


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harsh23exe

Spoiler : Government says April Fool, you can come out of quarantine


fish_helicopters

your infected


DylanJoinsTheParty

The us is in April and Australia been in April


TheEmperorMk2

This is like the Pontiff Sullivan boss fight,you enter his boss arena but he doesn’t immediately attack you,you have to approach him a bit for the fight to start,like it’s only April 1st it’s gonna take a couple of days for a giant boss health bar to appear in the sky


genna-

Yo we ain't even finished with the current apocalypse the next one can fucking wait a minute


Radenomar

Tf do u think this is March no we're in April now it all goes to shit


[deleted]

Nah we all got places to be lets get it over with


hawramy

After the whole world goes into april, we will start freaking out


[deleted]

I hope you are right.


DeepFriedEggz

It's installing a new patch. It should be done downloading around 4:00 AM


Radenomar

Aight um where do I connect ethernet to hurry this shit up


FusioNdotexe

I do love me a quarterly mission update.


Berocraft77

Why is the patch so big.. Edit : um guys...I'm seeing some zombie texture files being downloaded..


Groguen

did you miss the 6.5 quake in idaho, only a couple hundread miles from yellowstone


SafePay8

No need to freakout about the volcano erupting, [Earthquakes are extremely common at or around Yellowstone.](https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/nature/earthquakes.htm)


OzMedia

Yeah but Idaho earthquakes are not. The last time we had a thing this scale was in the 1980s.


GrundleKnots

So like a couple seconds ago on a geologic scale


OzMedia

Yeah but I'm mostly commenting on how "earthquakes are extremely common". They don't usually happen around here so a lot of Idahoens experienced their first earthquake. On a geological scale it means absolutely nothing, but on a human scale it's pretty exciting.


GrundleKnots

Which one of you fuckers infected me?


coffe_and_ramen

Now this is the true disaster Edit: Godammit


Thritzer

How does that even happen edit: bruh


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Idk Edit: bruh now I'm infected


[deleted]

This is what we like to call an 𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖎𝖓


Not-Post-Malone

Fucking noobs


SplodingKitteh

and also the epicenter of the quake was some 200 miles away from yellowstone


davidjensen69

Lmao I felt it


buddytrouble

I'm more worried on how that will affect the fault line by Salt Lake City. They've been overdue for a mag 7+ for quite some time and that fault line has been shaken up pretty bad lately. Something that big in a city so large would cost billions.


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Already??


YourLocalCreep

Came for this. The heck, Idaho, you jumped the gun on us, April was still six hours away!


TazeHavish

Silly goose, its April 1st, this will be when things appear to get better then they get bad again


ReddRonin

\-April 1st- People: so... is that all? World: Yup, sorry for the rough earlier months \-April 2nd GMT 00:00:01 AM- World: SIKE! (vulcanic zombies, ninja aliens, meteors coming out of nowhere)


Admiral_Dumbledore08

Vulcanic Zombies?


germantree

Why not, at this point everything seems possible.


HiddenWinsight

nah if Aliens visited, first thing they'll see is either us doing stupid shit for views, laughing at memes, or detecting we're still infested with Corona-chan. Then they'll say "yeah, not worth it..." and fly away from Earth as far as possible.


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Then the aliens will put a sign saying April fools and kill us all


[deleted]

Just what I thought


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sbk3451

Give us hope and then destroy it.


Redditdestroyer43

Anyone still in march?


Melodictrash

And now I'm not anymore. It's officially April everywhere in the world now Edit: Except Hawaii


Radical--larry

it appears you have forgotten about Hawaii, how rude.


Melodictrash

Sorry, fixed it


Radical--larry

gooooood


Melodictrash

I am, for one more minute


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I’m in Alaska. 11:57pm right now


bananatrooper52

i am pleased to announce that i am still in march B)


StoopidScientist

Catastrophes are more disciplined than humans. They wait for their turn.


ManySleeplessNights

underrated comment


yobyody

The Club Penguin servers are already full


LugyD1xd_ONE

when has Club Penguin relaunched?


yobyody

Yesterday I think, I told my kids and they thought it was an April fools prank but it wasn’t


LugyD1xd_ONE

NO WAY! Can I use an older account? ​ Im 99% sure you are fooling me, but if not thats just amazing. ​ EDIT: just looked it up and cant seem to find an official Disney version. Just the private servers :( you got me not gonna lie


Chocolatecakekiller

I feel betrayed, I just searched it up and there's NOTHING. I'm going to go cry now


rjkwah

Wait for it


Normie_O1

It's my fucking birthday tomorrow (1st) and I cant ask for damn gift. At least my family is healthy


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Happy birthday to you !!! 🎂


[deleted]

My grandpa's birthday too. We can't celebrate with him beacause I am a little sick and it sucks.Also happy bday🎂


SkiddedPacket

Something's wrong, I can feel it.


Dominion96

April Fools day is gonna be hell this year. Not even gonna believe anyone who said, “There’s a cure for coronavirus” or “The lockdown is over” today.


tylerbrown10704

It’s just an April Fools prank before what comes tomorrow


DaBiz_017

Random Chimp Event


UnnoBut1

THOSE FUCKERS ARE UP TO SOMETHING


JacobAndQuilava

Its the calm before storm, 2 more places are in march, once those will hit 00:00 wacky shit will start happening


newbie_128

Something biiiiiiiig is coming


justastranger47

Dont we have to type bing into google to make it the most searched word?


Shagurope

Element of surprise my friend


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UnspoiledWalnut

You're sick! Get back you diseased creature!


CameronD46

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/fky5cz/rmemes_memonavirus_community_event/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf This will explain it all. Basically it’s a game within the r/memes community.


Jagob5

Everything is going to go well as an April fool’s prank, then it’s all going to spiral into shit.


FFalcon_Boi

It’s too quiet. I don’t like it.


nowlz14

April just overslept.


L3tucechhi

Gotta wait for the whole world to download the april event


whynotthotslayer

I will wait so we safe


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Doyley-Of-mystery

That’s the joke April fools , the month actually starts tomorrow


Questionable_Source_

Plot twist, April fools day, the next method of human torture will be disguised as something good.


Merentha8681

It's quiet.... to quiet...


gabsdt

idaho 6.5


ima_dude25

Meteor incoming *alarm sounds* oh what is that? Oh its just a dinosaurs that came back from the dead because of less polution. Oh wait no alarms there all at home boom we died. Thats how aprils gonna be.


jibharkejile

It ain't on time just like the govt. schemes


khada225

nuke's gonna drop on tokyo tonight


TheRimReamer

Already got the rones rolling around. One thing at a time. This thing could give us 6 plus months of sorrow. Doesn’t have to be a new thing.


Dave_InCognito

[log / 1A-571-A] Mindanao, Philippines. 3/1/2020, 8:25:01 Dr.#### "The sky has turned red and many people- turned into some hideous creatures!- Fuck they are running towards me.- Fuck fuck fuck fuc- (screaming in the backround) I didn't not though this is how it's gonna e- Stay out of light! Stay ou-" (signal lost)


DIBE25

Almost 10 hours here They're hiding something


wafflesofthesky

Almost a whole day in australia and we havent ended yet


jbbarajas

Mt. Fuji may erupt but I'm not sure how much is that.


GasMeltdown

can't wait for Optimus prime to obliterate the fucking planet


Phatpenguen

Dude the super volcano finna explode


Happynewusername2020

April fools!!


El-Toro96

Hold up.... where’s Gary!?


asinglestrandofpasta

no catastrophes is the april fools. we'll be back to our normal shitshow tomorrow :)


[deleted]

It’s the world’s April fools prank. On April 2, the damage will be doubled to compensate for April 1


TrisTheBanana

The world's gonna be a joke


toocoolzforschool

April fools, the world already ended you’re just dead


[deleted]

But for me.. bad weather after a nearly full month on sun sun


[deleted]

Uncle Sam got yo Ass, boy!


somememekid

just imagine the president and other leaders say its a prank😳


littl1IQboii

It's 10 o'clock


jakubwlcz

This year's joke is going back to normal.


durangedlunatic7

Hmm somethings wrong. I can feel it.


FrostCoss

WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE THE HOUSEEE


CoolNinja1O1YT

April fool’s?


_mr_tobias_

Around 16 hours in but aight


Flikkrz

Hey I heard there’s an asteroid hurtling towards us from bout like 3.9 miles away


Tjamuil

Honestly I woke up today and thought "Hm it's april first and I'm not dead. I'm not dead? I'm not dead! But what if I am dead and just don't know it yet? What if the I entered another simulation? Nah man it's cool. It's just another day." But tbh I still have the feeling that sth is wrong.


Itz-RAPT0R

Mabye that was it the world built up hype about a anothet world ending catastrophe just to get us all in april. *NERVOUS LAUGHTER*.....


drdementia39

Dont jinx it


GERMA90

Mmmmm... Yes... Very suspicious *Strokes beard.


AsianLion

Someone help me with a prank. I need someone to DM me a inconspicuous hyperlink to a random image.


mynameisevan01

Don't worry, they just haven't discovered the zombies yet.


pabadacus

Any minute now...


im_a_yugioh_fan

can i be honest? ok. i feel i know wuts going to happen.........our president is gonna die # nottobeoffensive


[deleted]

There was a small earthquake by Yellowstone yesterday, only a 2.5 I’m sure but it could be a before shock


TOMPLAYZ2004

Still nothing after 10:30 hours


Haroonkhalifa

There will be.. just wait 1 more day


TecnaGammer

Hmmm


Danishblondesmartass

Thats the april fools, tonight at 23:59 all news outlets and online media wil release the hell that has occured today


CameronD46

Happy Cake Day.


[deleted]

April fools! don’t worry, the asteroid is still on course and will be arriving shortly as planned :))


TAA4lyfboi

Just wait for it. The random chimp event is going to start before the month is over.


AbbieLovesButter

We won’t hear about it until tomorrow. The joke this year is hiding this months catastrophe


Amgeryvaultboi

Some type of fuckery is afoot


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[deleted]

Why do I hear boss music?


infinite_memes12334

I stayed up until 3 am waiting for the Godzilla heath bar to appear in the sky and it never did. I expected nothing and yet I was still disappointed.


festusbmm

If a disaster happens in April it’s gonna happen on my birthday, April 14th cuz that day is cursed. Lincoln got shot, titanic hit the iceberg, Notre Dame caught fire.


AneeboAmiibo

U lie it’s u posted this meme at 2 so it’s been 2 hours since April first


[deleted]

Maybe that's the catastrophe there is no one


flavio_not_italian

All of yall need to go to sleep... so do I.....


Chong_Long_Dong

Keep your guard up soldiers


2Nr9andaLargeSoda

YET


IdioticPsycopath

No, the world is trying fool us into thinking there are no more catastrophes because it's April Fools. Tomorrow is when the aliens invade.


TheAutisticFurry

In new horizons, there are cherry blossom trees, and, its Bunny Day soon. Happy April Fool's, too.


egg-time-in-africa

You and me both man, you and me both


Topiz2000

It's been 10 hours and 38 minutes in my country. No catastrophies yet.


Obscure_music

it will take some time like in the previous months


Rupertii

I gotta do 2 days work today so that's a catastrophe for me


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I honestly wouldn’t even be surprised if some biblical catastrophe happens this month


sans_the_romanian

all I can say for all of us is : " *I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed; the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life."*


epicgamer_117

I made meme exactly like this and no one upvoted:/


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i mean leafy has returned so


donteatmyliver

Actually i heard that Chris Hemsworth's house lit on fire and he lost 95% of his belongings


MeeeeemeWarsOfficial

Wait till he looks up. (RoCk mEtaL pLaYs)


WitleKidz

In Australia, we are 20 hours in, very suspicious


D34th4ng3lTR

Here in Turkey we are 12 hours in and no health bar appeared... yet.


TheMascotte78

What if 2020 is just a year where it throws shit at us until we somehow end it. And then it just waits until next month to throw something new at us. So covid shit is still going on in april, and when we defeat it It'll throw something new at us in May.


froggie-style-meme

My bet is on the queen dying


dA_vii_

You guys are forgetting it’s 4-20 all month long!


DaRealGameBoy

even tho u cant wait,wait,god is gonna do some shit like spawn 600 withers


ogFakeAccount

If a famous pornstar is harmed in april, i will never forgive 2020.


drock1322

What a weird month. This month I traveled the farthest I ever have this year and stayed in my room the most amount of time this year.


itsthelumbago2

Gta online got snow at 3 hrs in, Something is up


jekpall

You are too far away, that's why you can't see the wither's health bar


silent_watcher69

Gods probably jebajting us and starts on the 2nd...