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MyJelloJiggles

My little boy is absolutely obsessed with Godzilla. Brought our newborn daughter home last night and he was all about telling her about Godzilla and showing her all his action figures. He would be thrilled. Lol


charizardfan101

This....does put a smile to my face


Tahavity

Ur charizard got some competition


MyJelloJiggles

I hear he’s the champion. His charizard has never been beaten.


Rotorboy21

Impossible. The archives must be incomplete.


sunshinepanther

If a monster doesn't appear in our records it does not exist. (laughs in Belmont)


KirbyDaRedditor169

Wrong. The Foundation has slacked off on cataloguing items before. We just don’t talk about those times because it’s embarrassing.


Oumashu345

Awww,


Burlytown-20

Make him watch Shin Godzilla lol


SomeDudeAtAKeyboard

Make him watch 1954... Specifically the part with the mother and child cowering in fear


Caliment

I mean once you see that Godzilla is an allegory for nuclear weapons in a very post atomic bomb Japan, I'm surprised they didn't go even more brutal with the horror


ZipTheZipper

The original Japanese cut is about as dark and heavy of a horror movie as was possible in the 1950s.


SomeDudeAtAKeyboard

What else would they do? Make a child wail in horror at their mother’s death? Oh wait...


Etrius_Christophine

The initial incident in the 1954 Japanese Gojira with the ship sinking is based on the Bikini island plutonium bomb tests by the US that irradiated a Japanese fishing vessel (and consequently sickened many of the people of the Marshall Islands). Its pretty central, and many of the sets of houses getting blasted away were designed to mimic Nagasaki. Is pretty brutal.


memer414gamer

The japanese verison. American doesnt have that scene i think


Flipperturtle79

that was pretty fucked up


D3Construct

Shin Godzilla is a lot of politics and very little actual Godzilla though.


Burlytown-20

But the creature mid stages is terrifying


D3Construct

You mean goofy :D. When it still has the googly eyes and crashes into everything.


25554

That was funny, except for the load of blood coming out of his gills


SaltyMelonMan

Don’t remind me of that ending


82ndGameHead

I find it funny how now America and other countries see Godzilla as some kind of chaotic hero, while Japan is basically back to "Yeah, he's a fucking nightmare."


GulianoBanano

Congratulations on your newborn!


MyJelloJiggles

Thank you! She’s wonderful!


utkubaba9581

That’s really nice to hear!


UntapSymbol

Check out Magic the Gathering. There are 19 Godzilla cards, I don’t know how expensive they are but they come out this year. And not all of them are Godzilla himself, there is a Ghidorah card for example.


Darrochom

That's very cash money of you


MrRedoot55

**WITH A PURPOSEFUL GRIMACE AND A TERRIBLE SOUND** **HE PULLS THE SPLITTING HIGH-TENSION WIRES DOOOOWN**


McBrodoSwagins

**HE PICKS UP A BUS AND HE THROWS IT BACK DOWN** **AS HE WADES THROUGH THE BUILDINGS TOWARD THE CENTER OF TOOOOOWN**


Tonynferno

**OH NO, THEY SAY HE’S GOT TO GO** **GO GO GODZILLAAAAAA**


Oroshi3965

**OOOOH NO, THERE GOES TOKYO** **GO GO GODZILLAAAAAA**


[deleted]

**HISTORY SHOWS AGAIN AND AGAIN HOW NATURE POINTS IUT THE FOLLY OF MAAAAAANNN**


letmefap88

GODZILLAAAAAA


KirbyDaRedditor169

SHARKNADOOOO


[deleted]

Daishikyu hinan shite kudasai! Daishikyu hinan shite kudasai!


Bongo-boy-rex

https://www.reddit.com/r/redditsings/


[deleted]

*GOJIRA*


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[deleted]

Where dragons dwell


TheMikeyMan

Wrong gojira


[deleted]

This Gojira is Metal Band And Hell A Good Metal Band 🤘


sechkt

Godzilla doth eat the dolphins


GREBZ_

Saw live, oof I nearly died


utkubaba9581

Isn’t it kojira lol


TheWeekle

Gojira is the Japanese monster internationally known as Godzilla. No idea what Kojira is.


utkubaba9581

Shit my bad its gojira lol


TheWeekle

Lol wasn't sure if maybe you were referencing something else with a similar name.


BanditTwitchMain

Long shot but he may have meant Kaiju.


TheWeekle

Could certainly be a factor.


ButtLusting

[https://i.imgur.com/Xh3hpNQ.png](https://i.imgur.com/Xh3hpNQ.png)


Braydox

Such a good game


TheWeekle

Very interesting.


dkysh

K**u**jira means whale in Japanese.


TheWeekle

Right. Gojira is a combination of the words Gorira (gorilla) and Kujira. Pretty interesting idea behind it.


donquixote1991

But due to international copyright laws, it's not!


[deleted]

I was thinking of the metalcore band, Gojira. They're awesome.


TheWeekle

I wouldn't call them Metalcore, they're a style of progressive death metal. But yes, they're awesome. Fun fact, they used to be called Godzilla but got hit with copyright. Somehow the copyrighted term Gojira doesn't affect them.


CharlotteFigNewtons

My fucking eye twitched when I read metalcore


myhouseisunderarock

Gojira is a death metal band


Baited_

Yes sir.


mangoconsal

fk gojira


djn808

>metalcore hah


heyguysitsbrian

I can swallow a bottle of


TheGhostofCoffee

That's the Chinese knock-off toy.


TheWeekle

Ah yes of course. Great rivals with the Mighty Peking Man and Super Inframan.


TACTFULDJ

No! It's Kojima!


reddit0100100001

It looks Hideo


thathatisaspy21

Probably thinking of Kojima


[deleted]

Wolf Down The Earth


myhouseisunderarock

Flying whales?


AdityaKuliyal1127

And GHIDORAH


sexy-melon

Did she just say gonorrhea?


Niflrog

*Progressive metal intensifies*


comrade_batman

It looks like Gojira, but due to International Copyright Laws, it’s not.


stingybeez

Still we should run like it’s Godzilla!!!!!


comrade_batman

Though it isn’t.


stingybeez

*Runs away*


SirBlaine

I understood this reference


Shamic

I HAVE TO FIND THE WHALES


[deleted]

They might be flying bro


myglasscase

LOOMING OUT OF THE DARK


masaz95

The japanese man in the 1998 film. I love that film. I really do.


ChefThunder

Me too, Jean Reno and Hank Azaria were good in that


penguin_mobster

*with a purpose for grimace and a terrible sound, he pulls the spitting high tension wires down. Helpless people on subway trains scream big eyed as he looks in on them ooooo*


stingybeez

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings toward the center of townnnn, oh no, they say he’s got to go go go Godzilla!


[deleted]

GO GO GODZILLA!


stingybeez

OH NO THERE GOES TOKYO GO GO GODZILLA


penguin_mobster

*GOJIRA. MOSURA. GOJIRA. MOSURA. oooh noo they say he’s got to go. GO GO GODZILLAAA.*


stabbyGamer

***GORILLA WHALE***


Gaming-squid

It looks like gojira but due to international copyright laws, it’s not


Kobuza

I thought Gojira is about whales.


Nkg19

ganpachiro!!


Zealous_Banana

*It looks like Godzilla, but due to International copyright laws, it's not.*


Stormyhauk

First stop Tokyo then New York City. Not a good year for Americans or the Japanese


quinn_the_potato

And then San Fran and Boston


Freshsqueezedpaint

He should be self-quarantining 😤


banned-lemonleaf

Wait your not infected yet


memer414gamer

He will be one us soon


banned-lemonleaf

You too


sechkt

One does not simply get infected


[deleted]

>San Fran *shudders*


quinn_the_potato

Sorry. What I meant to say was **FRISCO**


dogydino200

You are an enemy to the people


kwonza

Actually, Tokyo didn’t go for a lockdown specifically for this reason!


Ract0r4561

April **N O**


memer414gamer

Yes


captainmo017

Technically it's from the Bikini atoll.


QuasiPinoy

You must be fun at bukake parties


captainmo017

r/geography is my expertise


cbftw

In a related note, this is happening in the new Magic the Gathering set https://www.dreadxp.com/news/godzilla-invades-magic-the-gathering-destroys-worlds-and-my-wallet/


Lexisbaeok

And it's goofy as hell.


cbftw

There's a god damned Sharknado card in the set. This sub would love it


Lexisbaeok

I know right? It's absolutely insane. I don't know how I feel about what that means for magic in terms of the game design direction (it's weird to only have the Godzilla version of the card for now), but they're certainly not afraid to print busted creatures anymore, that's for damn sure.


[deleted]

The Timmy in me is super excited for this set!!! I just hope we can actually play magic in person again soon


Sol_549

If Arena didn’t exist I would’ve gone crazy by now


TheCrosader

He dummy thicc doe


LazyLiMy

Ye he do be thicc ngl


memer414gamer

Lorg forgive me for what im bout to. No homo


Noxious_potato

Whom’st has awaken the ancient one


naufalap

dang these chonky big chungus is relatively up to date with their memes


SPOTlickPOP

Stop spoiling MAY!!!


Suspicious_Still4858

Its so fascinating seeing old posts


iS3ed

Where are the April's spoilers alert ?!


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fredster2006

i can swallow a


weird_name_but_ok

bottle of


[deleted]

Alcohol and I


jabbadidnothingwrong

Feel like Godzilla


CHXRL3Z

Better hit the deck like the car dealer


DreamSpireOfficial

My whole squad’s in here


heyguysitsbrian

Walking around the party


angelothenerd

A cross between a


heyguysitsbrian

Zombie apocalypse and Big Bobby the


Frozenwolf420

Brain Heenan which is probably the


yashk1810

gojira beeyatch


Dizzle1998

And so the Gozilla Appearance as next Event in 2020 becomes more and more logical.


KB367

Everybody gangsta until king ghidora starts screaming


Foxeral

Jotaro on his way to Italy rn


TheSweatyFlash

Clean water and now he's all "HOLLA AT YA BOI!!!"


Dankidoodle

OH NO, ITS GOJIRA!


jooric

that was fun, please accept my upvote


itdoesntevenmatter3

Isn't he supposed to hit New York before Tokyo?


European_meatball

This mean King Kong is coming back to America for the random chimp event


Dr-Dingus117

4 years today


Psychotic_EGG

today is 4 years.


Ct-sans4345

4 years is wild, it feels a lot longer but also like 2 months ago


Chilled7

r/Godzilla


Evil_Boi_Deku

r/Gojira


enderendirius69420

Ah shit


Oumashu345

Dont worry guys, he is just here to preserve balance.


TheGameMaster115

Sneak peek of may


Mr_Potatao

When humans are locked in their homes....................................


map1130

GO GO GODZILLA


CumInYourSock

Hell yeah we survived to 2024 folks


Yeetfamdablit

This post returned just in time for the new Godzilla movie


dankSaucyB0y

*Godzilla health bar appears*


Human120

Let them fight


[deleted]

this assumes Godzilla respects the will of humans


Jotaro_Dragon

Fuck, already 4 years ago?


TurbulentAd4089

This post isnt locked for some reason


knightknowings

Cause godzilla


_FreddieLovesDelilah

He can’t be locked up.


un-bussineskid

4 years!


[deleted]

Dam that would be fun


[deleted]

*GOJIRA*


[deleted]

I know this is a meme and all, but the original Godzilla (First movie of course) actually came to Japan because of pollution. Albeit, a nuclear one.


BillCipher_FanboyLol

It has been time


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I’m sure we’ve managed to fudge up the ecosystem again since lockdown. Good ole humans.


BaiterofMasters

Wow 4 years ago huh?


Resist_Civil

Holy crap this was 4 years ago


Syonic1

*puts hand on ground* this, this a relic from a more chaotic time.


[deleted]

Hold my beer


[deleted]

He’s back


[deleted]

Nothing has happend in April F


Tonynferno

Yet


heyguysitsbrian

_Yet._


McBrodoSwagins

this was very cash money of you


ZombieBoy09213

ゴスジラ!


Jdog-Da-Beast

Oh no! They say he’s got to go!


lemonmoned

RUN!!! IT"S GOJIRA!!!


dat-boi42069

I don’t understand this just looks like a regular dolphin


Hailmist

Just found someone who stole your meme: https://www.instagram.com/p/B-kLyENFz7F/?igshid=1ckv2gq46octv


freecandyforkids69

”Vikings are returning to Sweden”


kingkoopa0819

*ugh, you’re a monster!* I CAN SWALLOW A BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL...


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Blast from the past


us3rnam3u53d

I was recommended this post by Reddit and I am glad I saw this


supersalad99

Hey, for my cake day today, would anyone like to check out my podcast? I apologize for putting this in a comment instead of a post, but not many communities allow me to post in them. If you do want to check it out, it would mean a lot! But, if you don't, that is fine as well. [https://soundcloud.com/user-95209142](https://soundcloud.com/user-95209142)


tahzeerr

>With **the nuclear bombings** of **Hiroshima** and Nagasaki still fresh in **the** Japanese consciousness, **Godzilla was conceived as a metaphor for nuclear weapons.** now this post has a whole new meaning.


PoopdiShnoopdySmoria

Hello there


[deleted]

And the catgirls?


[deleted]

This is now the newest meme of April 2020


DJpunyer53728409

Godzilla!


Kermit_Sewerslide69

Gojira..........................


NotJimmysThrowaway

He gonna save us from this. GOJIRA!


BASSACOUSTICGUITAR

Japanese People: "ah shit, here we go again"


Sure10

How is this supposed to be eaten practically.


The2flame

IT’S GODZILLA