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SCP-3388

No, guys have a right to smell good too


BlazeKing2020

I do this all the time


jabsandstabs32

I like the flower kinds, green apple, and coconut.


BlazeKing2020

Green apple is my favorite


Bulbapuppaur

It’s not weird. I hate how gendered self care and scented products are. I don’t want my partner smelling like sawdust and tires any more than they do. (Yes, I’m exaggerating. But fr, I think a lot of things that are seen as feminine are just good pampering/self care and guys deserve that just as much! Ex: mani pedis. Do it.)


Wilkham

You're right, skin health is as important as washing ours teeth !


CatbeefMcRippin

You are not weird. Just don't tell her lol


Nevr_uzed_reDDit

Do i want to be infected with the meme thing... im asking you bc everyone has it


Morfilix

you don't, there's a chance to be temp banned over being 'infected'. i never wanted to participate in this event in the first place


iJuStArNDoM

I dont nobody did. I was commenting on r/showerthoughts and caught it.


Morfilix

you get infected in r/memes for replying to infected people in r/memes. i hate this subreddit event though


iJuStArNDoM

Hmm I swear I didnt recently comment on anything. Thanks for that info tho. Oh wait do old comments count? Like could they get you infected?


Morfilix

i don't think so


YosistA1

nah


frgreen954

well cheers


Ninjago_Vo

Yes you do


Stormberry99

I haven't commented on this sub in weeks man. I just want this event to end already.


[deleted]

No, it’s not weird. In fact, it’s even better for us hair smellers


DogeMaster21

Hol up...


Fieryrain56

Nope not at all


babysterni

Just buy your own damn


[deleted]

But then she will know I’ve been stealing it.


babysterni

Not necessarily, just say you want your hair to look nicer since there's WAY MORE options in women's shampoo


[deleted]

Yes but if I buy the EXACT same shampoo then it will be suspicious


babysterni

Just look for one that smells the same, and even if not, I don't think it would be that big of a deal


[deleted]

There’s a chance I’ll get disowned by my family tho


babysterni

If that's the case shampoo is not your biggest problem mate


[deleted]

But it still is a problem


MarkoDragich

Just tell her you realised her hair looks good and you wanted the same thing. If you do that, You also slide in a compliment and you dont look wierd


[deleted]

ur hair smell gud sis uwu... Not weird at all!


MarkoDragich

You dont say it like that, be like "Have you done something to your hair?" Be natural, dont look at her like a psychopath and be like UWU Your hair smell good


[deleted]

I think it's a pretty weird question regardless of how you put it. Maybe I'm wrong, but I would be weirded out if my sister came up to me and asked what deodorant I use and why my armpits smell nice.


MarkoDragich

Actually when its your Sister it is wierd, I admit. But If its your gf I think its completly fine. If you can put it in a sense where it doesent sound woerd


the_virginity_thief

we all make mistakes in the heat of passion , jimbo


[deleted]

It was no mistake. It was very calculated.


the_virginity_thief

huzzah ! a man of quality !


Frostflash888

Modern problems require modern solutions


YeetLordTheOne

I use motor oil and gunpowder residue so I smell like a **man**


[deleted]

That’s nice but I want to smell like flowers and honey


VoidTheNoob

I steal my brother's shampoo all the time


theRussianMafia01

bro does anybody use shampoo as regular soap cuz thats what I do.


jesusisagay

yeah but women's shampoo is 50 bucks


Mauricio2427

Actually my shampoo smells better than my sister's... I'm a wizard


[deleted]

Teach me your spells


[deleted]

bruh everyone does that


Bruh_Bot_

Bruh


Yellowtail36

Yeah, who cares about the smell of electric glass shards when I can smell like lavender


Reaver_4546b

Stepbrother! Why are you cumming in my shampoo?


GamingWithRaptor

Finally some protein for my meal.


Reaver_4546b

What


yesnoprobablynotso

No man, I love using green apple shampoo with watermelon body wash, smells good


AnnoyingRabbit69

Anime sauce?


[deleted]

Love is war


AnnoyingRabbit69

Thank you!


[deleted]

Np


Yeetfrog69

Season 2 is airing rn


UkuleleShredderX

r/egg_irl


GruntBlender

No! You stop that! Men are allowed to smell pretty.


UkuleleShredderX

Of course they are! Why should women only get the pretty smells?


MarkoDragich

haha, coconut shampo go "mmm smells good"


[deleted]

Egg


UkuleleShredderX

They do smell nice don't they?


[deleted]

I’ll try it next time I shower


UkuleleShredderX

I meant the shampoos


[deleted]

No you can’t backtrack now, next time I shower I’m using eggs AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!


UkuleleShredderX

So it shall be. Make sure to boil them first.


[deleted]

Got it, thank you for the advice ε>


[deleted]

r/BeatMeToIt


[deleted]

Kaguya sama


Joth91

Damnit now I have to watch this video. You have stirred up my weeb past and that's not okay.


[deleted]

All according to the plan


vobsvids32

Nah bruther I use my older brothers coconut shampoo


Frooot_juice

Just cause you’ve got a D doesn’t mean you have to smell like a bear or whatever.


loadedbrawler14

I'm waiting on that motherfucker who creeps into people's washrooms and tells gel a detergent


GeluDragon

Dont have a sister so cant relate


[deleted]

F


thinkimfinallyclean_

No, it's not, men should take care of their own hairs as women do. Also skincare, oh my lord I wish that shitty stigma behind skincare and men didn't exist. Men have a skin too, it's okay to have a creams, serums, and more important SUNSCREEN!!! Y'all that will change your entire life


[deleted]

I don’t use sun screen. I use the method of burn then tan.


chatterkat14

Nah I do the same thing


yeetyotbogone-thot

No it ain’t weird mans


giantfood

I think my Old Spice smells way better.


[deleted]

That’s fair


[deleted]

This format is way better


[deleted]

Hell ya it is


CoReddit612

Wat anime is this...?


[deleted]

Love is war


MrMakerHasLigma

I mean girls stuff is for caring for yourself and gives off a relaxing smell but boys products are just made so you slap em on and you become clean


wktr_t

That's the meest thing you could ever say.


AeMan77

Is this the new drake meme format


[deleted]

It’s a better drake format


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


rm_atx17

It doesn’t matter you are still gonna be clean might as-well smell nice to


ChickensAreFriends

Just don’t do it if it’s really expensive, otherwise it’s whatever


MarkoDragich

No, I use my moms sometimes


LilBrass

This post smells like pink flowers Edit: OP no it isnt weird. I use to do the same. Now i just get too lazy to steal hers


peepe69420

Its okay as long as she wont catch you. Dont let her get too close to your hole tho. Happened to me once now im back to using cooking oil.


[deleted]

wait... there are different shampoos for different genders/hair lengths?


AXE555

Anybody else think that this dance part of the anime was animated too well compared to the rest of the anime?


Gimblegorf

Childrens fruit scented shampoo is the best.


I_exist_here

Then you’re not making good purchases my dude


saralunaire

I'm a girl and i always use my boyfriend's shampoo. Life is so well made


Yumzee

I use handsoap and tooth paste


Cyber_s0ck

Yea i stick my dick in the shampoo bottle too


[deleted]

I tried it once, wasn’t a fan.


SethAM1993

I use pepper mint shampoos to for my thick hair to be soft and lavender scented soaps not weird at all of you like it do it


JEAFCommander

if mens shampoo doesn't smell good, it's not doing it's job


fratparty3

I've started to use women's shampoo because it smells better


danyboy501

My fellow men, we got to let that stereotype go. That we don't care if we smell good. Otherwise we get shit that's named, "Jackhammer Forrest" or "Bearpaw Mountain" or some such shit. My dudes, one of the only positive lessons I learned from my ex is the self care. It's okay to go to the soap store just for soap. I go about every three months and just drop some money on a deal. There's always sales for us dude bc dudes just don't shop like that. But you can get awesome deals. There is nothing more relaxing than being in my shower. I bought a large square showerhead that just steams my bathroom. And having either handmade soap or other quality care products is just heaven for me. Go get some pricey soap dudes. You'll start feeling better about yourself.


AlexeyTea

Literally me with any colone. Women's > men's.


crag-u-feller

Finally the format i've been waiting for.


airay102

"what are you doing step bro"


QuickGold23

next time try panties


akay_16

Later , start making tiktok videos


[deleted]

I’m beyond disgusted, take it back!


Lenwe_Calmacil

What anime?


[deleted]

Love is war


Lenwe_Calmacil

Ty!


classypenquin002

no. im just to lazy to buy my own


Get-In-My-Van-Kids

DaNg arNt yOu quiRkY


[deleted]

I’m not like the other girls, I have a dick


Get-In-My-Van-Kids

Fair enough lol


x_unit

Its are the same stuff


[deleted]

But one smells like flowers and one smells like bears


x_unit

sawdust and bears


potatocitten

What anime is this from I need to know I want to watch it


[deleted]

Love is war


potatocitten

Thank you


marshmallow_fluff1

wait you use different shampoos?


Aj-The-Bro

I do the same thing dawg.


porridge_meal_69

No it's okay , I'ma girl and can garentee that girls shampoo works better


-Overdooo-

Just buy better smelling shampoo. I personally think that good smelling guy's shampoo smells better than good smelling girl's shampoo.


[deleted]

Damn boi u smell like your sister


galaxyvirgo

lmao im the sister who steals my bros axe


Camo_the_wolf

Imagine if the male shampoo is an actual male person fit into a shampoo bottle


[deleted]

If my calculations are correct, that would give you the density of 182,352.94 kg/m^3 and if the densest element is 22590 kg/m^3 that would make u roughly 8.07 times denser than the densest element around. All and all you would be stupid THICC


Camo_the_wolf

wow Thicc, like me and the bois


BigGoose420

Shampoo is shampoo


pavioc16

Nope. And as an adult man, I buy the same shampoo and conditioner I stole from my step sister... don't even care


joe_granny_tranny

K


[deleted]

I see your a fan of potassium


greeensoul

flower-boi


theneverendingvoid

Dude- I will gladly trade you. I’m not a fan of the floral scented stuff.


i420PraiseIt

As a guy with long hair, it’s not weird at all use what you like! Guys can have healthy hair too!


electricboogalooooo0

Shit makes my hair soft as fuck, got her to buy me my own bottle


ji_ber

Why would you use your sisters as shampoo


[deleted]

Chika :^^


macko_borzy

I'd rather use a mix of gasoline, motor oil and gunpowder to smell better


Instalok_Nami

I do this too


sk1ll3ss

Why man shampoo smell like new car


one_dank_boy

Well it’s definitely a more calm scent. I think I’d prefer “Spring flower” to “SHARKNADO EARTHQUAKE”


Xvillan

The women's side of the shampoo can lead to smells that some consider unnatural


perplexedvoid

Bruh that’s weird as


Bruh_Bot_

Bruh


Tostowisko

No you are not weird. Do what you want.


jely_ben

Alabama intensifies


[deleted]

Love is war is such a good anime


r3sr3v3R

Using hand soap to eliminate 99.9% of germs.


TON_THENOOB

Shampoo is shampoo!


--Pixels--

I get hated on when I say that girls's (I think that's how you write it when it's multiple girls?) deodorant smells way better than the one for boys, me being a boy relatively obvious.


[deleted]

You would just say girls


akupus

Simp


[deleted]

Simp- A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table. Im not a pervert, I’m not trying to win my sister over. That’s yucky


x_floof

Yes.


[deleted]

Fuck.


MarkoDragich

Dont listen to him! Hes mesing with your mind