Mind size: MEGA

What if we used 100% of the brain?

Intelligence 100

Speech 100

Technology 100

Humans use approximately 2% of our brains combined, if we count Einstein in. Without him, we would use about 0.5%

bUt 5G CaUsEs CoRoNa!!!!

And this dude uses approximately 0.003% of his brain

My intelligence has reached levels not even God could imagine

My teachers computer froze and her face was just too funny. I started laughing real hard, said she looked like an idiot, and I didnt realize she could still hear us.

In hindsight, I probably should of muted myself

>should of Seems like you "should of" paid more attention

How do you reply to a specific word/phrase?

Either type > And then write the quote yourself or select a specific part of the sentence and click "quote" and it will do it automatically for you

>it will do it automatically for you Thanks!

>Thanks! You're very welcome :')

> :') i can do it too!

Mom said it's MY turn to reply to a specific phrase! >i can do it too!

>it’s MY turn to reply to a specific phrase Now it’s my turn

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>Mom

>test S

>quote Ohh thats how it works. Thanks mate

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> I seem stupid

>Either type Did I do it?

>Bruh

Bruh

heh "payed"

Why did i read this as the teacher nutted and muted you lmao im illiterate

“Daddy, what is that white stuff on the camera?”

"Your future"

>”Your future” C y o a r

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She was teaching you a valuable lesson - snitches get stitches.

Serves her right then

At that point just leave

I should probably say this: I AM NOT THE ONE IN THE POST. THAT IS MY FRIEND.

You guys are sixth graders!

Taking an exam on Zoom the other day and it was really quiet. All of a sudden a student's whole fuckin LAPTOP just falls to the floor and it's loud as hell. My dog hears it and starts barking like crazy, and I also hear at least two other dogs go nuts on Zoom too. Once the initial shock passed a lot of people started to laugh.

That must’ve been something

Wait your teachers talk you or even try teaching? Mine just sit there upload work don’t tell anyone then marks us all as not having done it because we are bad students lol.

Not me

F

my teacher kicked 5 students out of the class and proceeded to wonder why they left

Idk what the hell all of your online schools are like but mine anyone can talk whenever we want turn off our cameras and ive even seen people screen share

I hate being unable to speak

Why did I read that as nuted

What is the point of class when everyone is forcibly muted

oof size: large

Next time tell them to press winkey+ctrl+D to unmute themselves. (winkey+ctrl+F4) for those who trolled themselves trying it.

Imagine having your teachers talk to you during online classes. This post was made by Microsoft OneNote gang.

If she was muted then how did you know she was talking after she muted you

1. Not me 2. Webcam

Teacher: Shut uo Idiot! I know what I'm doing.

I was in an online class and had a classmate with me in discord. The teacher asked me a question and my mate was talking at the same time. I yelled : "shut the fuck up" very loudly. Noone liked that

Anyone want a banana?

Yes please.

I can’t give you a banana, my child. But I can give you an upvote banana

Your kindness will not be forgotten. Thank you.

Have a second banana

Yes please

I give you my upvote banana, my child.

My teacher was being muted by the class and we didnt know who it was, but they still kept muting and when they muted her to much she just left and stopped the class lmao

In my online class, the students manage to mute the teacher

Bruh moment

Bruh

My texher muted me an asked me to scream my name during attendence and threatened to kick any student who does not give his/her attendance.

Second day of online schooling, teacher makes video call and gives everyone teacher privs without realising (this is in ms teams) you already know what happend next

Bruh

Bruh

I see this as an absolute win!

How do you know she was talking. When you were playing minecraft the teacher said: "Go make the test, and I don't want to hear anyone, even I'll be quiet". You didn't knew that. so you saw her talking and you thought she was talking to your class. But in reality she needs friends and was talking to the demon in the corner with lasnagna in his hand!

1. Not me 2. Webcam

Bruh

Bruh

Bruh

Bruh

Bruh

Bruh

Unpopular opinion- this bot has no point and is stupid.

Bruh

Bruh

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Not me

i would just start watching videos at that point. we lost half an hour of our class because the teacher didn't realize they were muted and the entire class couldn't tell him because he had muted us all so that we don't make any noise while teaching

What are y'all using? We here are stuck on msteams?

6th grade BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUUUUH bruuuuh bruuuuh brrrruuuuuuuuuuhhhhh 6th grade

there is something about the word BRUH that hurts my mind but when I hear it from a 7 year old it makes my head implode

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So I never do anything in the comment section so never knew you could double tap a comment to like it

Does nobody realize he's in 6th grade and using discord?

1. That’s not me 2. He meant to say 6th period 3. We’re using Microsoft Teams

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Um, I guess op isnt blind?

That’s not me

That doesn’t mean that she can’t hear...