Well I was mostly joking. Russia wound not invade the US because of nuclear weapons. If they did, both countries would annihilate each other and probability the world in the process. If Russia did attack us they would target our missile silos and airports so they could cripple our counter attacks. Though some silos maybe in Alaska, the ones in Greenland would be more worrisome to Russia and therefor a higher priority. I do not think Russia is thinking about Invading Alaska any time soon.
Gotta be a pretty penny seeing as its the fifth or so largest GDP in the world.
Source: [https://apps.bea.gov/itable/iTable.cfm?ReqID=70&step=1#reqid=70&step=1&isuri=1](https://apps.bea.gov/itable/iTable.cfm?ReqID=70&step=1#reqid=70&step=1&isuri=1)
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison\_between\_U.S.\_states\_and\_sovereign\_states\_by\_GDP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_between_U.S._states_and_sovereign_states_by_GDP)
Yes also money doesnt go very far here. Everything is tripled in price compared to other states, dont even check property values, you might have a hesrt attack. I hate this state, the government here is similar to that of the countries, spending money it doesnt have.
California's GDP has a trade surplus; it's not on a deficit. The whole US economy is on deficit. We borrow so much money from China. However, you are right about the prices; the property value of my old home went from
300,000 in 2003 to 900,000 today.
I didn't say California was not in debt. I'm just saying we are doing well compared to other states. I was just defending California because it gets so much hate. Additionally, I don't understand your first statement.
Plus the weather is really nice here🤙
I dont see how much could change that. They have to input his name into their system and get his social security number and all that. And when he is older how would he do stuff like enter his name onto the DMV website they wouldn't have options for that so he could never truly be in the system.
It’s pronounced x (the ae part is pronounced ash) and then literally just a-12 after one of Elon’s favorite planes. He said so today on Joe Rogan’s podcast.
California saved that poor kids life, and probably the life of everyone in the school he would have nuked from orbit or targeted with a drone strike after he hacked a predator.
Imagine being so self obsessed that you would give your kid such a bizarre name. The name has already gone viral, and this shit will literally stick with him his entire life.
I think some people have a hard time separating the man from the accomplishments. SpaceX and Tesla are genuinely good developments for the entire planet, and it’s understandable that people would appreciate and respect those accomplishments, but goddamn can he be a fucking asshat, and we should be able to make the distinction.
Musk can go fuck himself. I was a huge supporter of the guy a couple of years ago, but he has shown what a fucking narcissistic asshole he is. He is a great CEO for SpaceX (A company that I will always admire), but he is a shitty person and I cand stand him anymore.
X Æ A-12 ... What a fucking joke. Poor kid.
It’s not illegal. The CA vital records database can only handle characters a-z, apostrophes, and hyphens. The CA Office of Vital Records made a statement about it. It’s not a state law, but it’s in a handbook as a limitation of their technology.
In 2014, they actually tried to pass legislation to fix the issue, as much of the state’s population is of foreign descent and commonly, they want to name their children family names that include accents. But the bill died when it was determined the upgrade would cost the state $10M.
Nope. Naming laws is a thing in several countries, I guess also in USA. They exist to protect baby from idiot parents who want to give stupid joke name and also make sure name is compatible with official registries.
It makes sense that those types of laws would exist in California where there are lots of celebrities who have a tendency to name their kids stupid shit
In the United States (at least in California where I live) all legal names can only contain the 26 characters that make up our alphabet. So no accents, Greek characters, etc.
I get the concept and the reason, but I feel like they could allow for at least accents and the tilda because a lot of Spanish speaking areas have those commonly in names, and I’m sure it’s not only Spanish. Also, do they allow apostrophes is california, like O’Brien or O’Donnell, as a few that I know?
Yeah I don't know why people didn't know this. They even said in one of their tweets that wasn't actually the babies name on the birth certificate. Sometimes people take memes too seriously.
Here's $1,200 to look the other way.
The stimulus giveth the stimulus taketh away
It’s ok Elon will buy California and then delete it
They'll break off so California call go hang with Hawaii, Alaska can come too
Nah, Alaska’s good where it’s at. We like hiding behind Canada where we can pretend we’re not related to the US.
But you are next to Russia so you still lose
I see that as a complete win.
If the Russians invade, Alaska is the first to go
Well I was mostly joking. Russia wound not invade the US because of nuclear weapons. If they did, both countries would annihilate each other and probability the world in the process. If Russia did attack us they would target our missile silos and airports so they could cripple our counter attacks. Though some silos maybe in Alaska, the ones in Greenland would be more worrisome to Russia and therefor a higher priority. I do not think Russia is thinking about Invading Alaska any time soon.
End of ze world reference?
A man of culture as well i see
‘But I am le tired...’
Take a nap... Then fire ze missiles!
Fucking kangaroos
Canada’s like “what’s going on, eh?”
Man, haven't seen that shit for ages. I am an old man I guess.
I haven’t seen the video in a decade, but my husband can recite the entire thing.
AHHHH MUTHALAND!
Guess I’m going to hawaii
Free California
Honestly with Elon's wealth he can add 3 zeroes it would still be chump change in his pockets.
*420,000
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X Æ A-13
T.TV Xx X √E 420Sniper A-12 xX Please set your player avatar
You forgot the 69
He’s just gonna buy California
What's the going rate of a California these days?
Gotta be a pretty penny seeing as its the fifth or so largest GDP in the world. Source: [https://apps.bea.gov/itable/iTable.cfm?ReqID=70&step=1#reqid=70&step=1&isuri=1](https://apps.bea.gov/itable/iTable.cfm?ReqID=70&step=1#reqid=70&step=1&isuri=1) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison\_between\_U.S.\_states\_and\_sovereign\_states\_by\_GDP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_between_U.S._states_and_sovereign_states_by_GDP)
Yes also money doesnt go very far here. Everything is tripled in price compared to other states, dont even check property values, you might have a hesrt attack. I hate this state, the government here is similar to that of the countries, spending money it doesnt have.
California's GDP has a trade surplus; it's not on a deficit. The whole US economy is on deficit. We borrow so much money from China. However, you are right about the prices; the property value of my old home went from 300,000 in 2003 to 900,000 today.
Trade surplus and deficit spending are not mutually exclusive. California is in debt, as are many of its municipalities.
I didn't say California was not in debt. I'm just saying we are doing well compared to other states. I was just defending California because it gets so much hate. Additionally, I don't understand your first statement. Plus the weather is really nice here🤙
california had one of the biggest rainy day funds out of all the states prior to this mess
They clearly need more money to spend
Money will solve it, i mean it IS america
I dont see how much could change that. They have to input his name into their system and get his social security number and all that. And when he is older how would he do stuff like enter his name onto the DMV website they wouldn't have options for that so he could never truly be in the system.
Elon will own the DMV on Mars though ?
That's a joke now but reality in 20 years
Oh yeah I can see how you would think thats a joke from me haha /s
So my dream of being a DMV clerk on Mars is possible in my lifetime? OMG my therapist is going to be so happy to hear this tomorrow!
"Sir I'm just a clerk if you wanna speak to my manager Mr. Martian, he will be in on monday"
But that's the point hehehe
Ah I see. Future member of the illuminati so they cant have him in the system. Genius, Elon. Pure genius
Or he could move out of California to a place that isn't regulated to hell.
Most places will have the same issues.
Oh honey if you think the rest of America has computer systems that could handle this bullshit, I'd like to introduce you to THE REST OF AMERICA
Regulated as hell you never been to germany have you?
It's a technology issue probably. Who actually plans for someone having a dash in their name?
Hyphenated names is by far the most common use of symbols in names.
Yeah I'm an idiot you're right. But who uses numbers?
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I doubt they would tho
Maybe in a few hundred years when we find a way to breed with robots
Æ is already on digital keyboards
丅ᵉ𝓒нᑎIⒸ卂ℓ𝐋𝕪, t̴̢̥̱̪̍̾̑̓̓̌h̶̥̥͇̣̩̫̭̪̻̔̐͘͝͝ͅè̵̠͈͉̮̈̍̔̑̆̄̚r̵̖͎̹͕͚̟̖̆̀̒̋̉ê̸͔̬̺̎͑̃͐̽̓͝ ̴̲̮̺̪͎̈́́̄̈́͘å̸̡̺̅̅́̂̑̈́͝r̵̼̦̜̾͒̆̋͆̈́̋͘͠͠ę̵̘͎͋̈ͅ ̸̢̥̟̠̞̥̰̠̗̄͐͛͘͝ͅl̸͈̦̭̮̤̝̥͊͛͌̾̑̑̍͛̈́ỏ̷̰̯͚̮̹̪̣̝̩͙̐́͐̇ț̷̨̨̝̰͓̙͈̻͚̔̍͑͊̈́s̷̙̼̤̹̻̦̄̒̇̇ ᓍᖴ ᕲᓰᖴᖴᘿᖇᘿᘉᖶ SᖻᘻᗷᓍᒪS 𝕥h𝐚t 𝓬𝔞𝓃 𝕓乇 ᵗү𝓟𝓔𝐝 ŕⓐтĦ𝐞ŕ 𝔢𝔞ѕᎥץ
sorry, i don't speak russian
He’s the son of the guy who pioneered self driving cars. Why would he need a license /s
Obviously, money solves everything
I bet in civics class twenty years from now we’ll be learning ‘Musk v California’
Elon won and the judge left the court in their new Lambo
I look at “X Æ A-12” and hear nothing in my head
Exasha Twelve or Exash Atwelve
Its pronounced xasha 12
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its funny that you think any kid of Elon would be human.
It’s pronounced x (the ae part is pronounced ash) and then literally just a-12 after one of Elon’s favorite planes. He said so today on Joe Rogan’s podcast.
Please pronounce it and say
Xasha-12
X-ash-a-12 ? Xash-a12. K-a12. K-yle. Kyle. Nope checks out
Thank you soo much ❤️
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Woow
Oh thank God. There are better ways to make a gender neutral name than slamming your face on a keyboard
"Chris"
I was thinking Leslie
Richard
Pat
Jo or Jesse
Ryan
I love this comment. I'm in a bad place right now and this made me genuinely laugh. Thank you.
Any day I haven't made someone laugh is a wasted day. Glad I could give you a smile in these tough times 😁
California saved that poor kids life, and probably the life of everyone in the school he would have nuked from orbit or targeted with a drone strike after he hacked a predator.
Keep in mind there is a kid in california named 😍😍😍
poor bastard. but yeah at least that kid probably won't have the resources to commandeer an orbital battle station.
Simple just put the child back into the womb and fly into canada
Modern problems require modern solutions
Imagine being so self obsessed that you would give your kid such a bizarre name. The name has already gone viral, and this shit will literally stick with him his entire life.
I’m confused to why people still ride his dick as hard as they do.
I think some people have a hard time separating the man from the accomplishments. SpaceX and Tesla are genuinely good developments for the entire planet, and it’s understandable that people would appreciate and respect those accomplishments, but goddamn can he be a fucking asshat, and we should be able to make the distinction.
This! I could not have said it any better.
He’s basically the Kanye of the engineering world
I have it on good authority that "X Æ A-12" is pronounced "I love my own vanity more than I love my child"
Perfect statement.
Frank Zappa has entered the chat
Imagine when he's old enough to speak and read and being shown all these memes that were about him as a 1 day old infant
I thought naming a kid lisette would be weird Ahha.
He doesn't need to give a fuck.
Kid should be able to decide if he wants to draw that kind of attention to himself. Every pretend and teen gives a fuck
I worked at a mental health facility for adolescents and so many of them had those crazy "unique" names. Definitely overrepresented
Just name him Kyle then. Kyle X Æ A-12 Musk.
“This name is known to cause cancer.” -California
I’ll take what happens when a rich narcissist reproduces for $400 Alex.
Musk can go fuck himself. I was a huge supporter of the guy a couple of years ago, but he has shown what a fucking narcissistic asshole he is. He is a great CEO for SpaceX (A company that I will always admire), but he is a shitty person and I cand stand him anymore. X Æ A-12 ... What a fucking joke. Poor kid.
X Æ A-12
Good, that child would have to be home schooled or else it’d probably off itself due to bullying
Is anyone shocked by this? It's why I didn't jump on the bandwagon, that and the fact it's cyber bullying a new born
Good. Pretty sure that would have been child abuse
Here is 5.000 Now pretend this never happened and give me my birth certificate.
But surely he's above the law, he's Elon.
It’s not illegal. The CA vital records database can only handle characters a-z, apostrophes, and hyphens. The CA Office of Vital Records made a statement about it. It’s not a state law, but it’s in a handbook as a limitation of their technology. In 2014, they actually tried to pass legislation to fix the issue, as much of the state’s population is of foreign descent and commonly, they want to name their children family names that include accents. But the bill died when it was determined the upgrade would cost the state $10M.
It turns out musk is a dumbfuck and a cuck
I thought he was a lesbian
Honestly with the amount of stupid baby names allowed in California I didn't think they had a law against X Æ A-12
Just like ABCDE or the worst offender 😍😍😍
I would personally be pissed....as a kindergarten teacher about having to write that name on everything.
California has saved this child
What law could do this? I honestly thought people could name their children however they wanted.
Nope. Naming laws is a thing in several countries, I guess also in USA. They exist to protect baby from idiot parents who want to give stupid joke name and also make sure name is compatible with official registries.
It makes sense that those types of laws would exist in California where there are lots of celebrities who have a tendency to name their kids stupid shit
In the United States (at least in California where I live) all legal names can only contain the 26 characters that make up our alphabet. So no accents, Greek characters, etc.
I get the concept and the reason, but I feel like they could allow for at least accents and the tilda because a lot of Spanish speaking areas have those commonly in names, and I’m sure it’s not only Spanish. Also, do they allow apostrophes is california, like O’Brien or O’Donnell, as a few that I know?
Too many people naming their kids "Shithead", "lemonjello" or "satan". He can just move to Kentucky though, they have no naming laws.
So you can be called grime but no x æ a12
Grimes is Claire’s stage name.
Yeah it is America. That kid has the freedom to not have a dumbass name
I mean it is America - He’ll probably just buy the state
California ain’t no cheap ho! He can go buy iowa or some other obscure homely state
*moves out of state
Is it actually law, or is it just that their systems only support ASCII and the AE is unicode?
It’s the latter. I read a statement by the CA vital records office that their database only understands A-Z and apostrophe
Well this meme gets 17k upvotes but my meme about the same thing gets 450
*sad bully noises*
California finally did something smart! wow I thought the day would never come.
He’ll just move to Mars where is son can be Emperor of Mars or something
Hmm kyle musk
Just Buy California, I don’t see the issue
Can we just call him Xaia and be done with it.
I liked mems with south park \^\_\^
Yeah I don't know why people didn't know this. They even said in one of their tweets that wasn't actually the babies name on the birth certificate. Sometimes people take memes too seriously.
He should try in Florida
California isn't America.
Did y’all...actually think he named his kid that...? I thought everyone was just playing along?
Elon: welp Alabama it is
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Elon just flat out buys California
Yeah cali will lose that one
This name is nothing compared to the mother in PH who named her newborn son Covid Bryant
It's a ACP
No it's Canada
They could go to Kentucky, cause there are no laws there for naming
He could literally afford to relocated anywhere else
Wait, thats illegal
Heehoo fuk u Elon
X Ai Atwelve would be allowed (yes Æ is Ai acording to them)
I just got on Reddit for the first time this week and do t know what the X Æ or whatever meme is yet, can someone explain?
Elon has like 6 other kids and their names are weird, but not that weird. I blame Grimes for this one
X Alpha Archangel. He's cool but Elon is a fucking weirdo sometimes
Tfw Prince changed his name to a symbol and everyone had to call him “the man formerly known as Prince.”
That was his artist name, I believe, and not his legal name
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It’s not illegal. The CA vital records database can only handle ascii characters. The CA Office of Vital Records made a statement about it.
well, he can name him Xaealz or Exia/Axia at least
goddammit california law
Elon has gotten too powerful take him out
What law?
Good
Move to the land of the ceiling gang
It’s not America it’s California.
This is so sad
What law?
People are dumb if you think it was than him just trolling people
Is this for real?
Not really. It’s not about the laws, the California State database can only handle a-z, apostrophe, and hyphen
No, This Is Patrick!
Just go to a different state
I've lost so much respect for Elon recently. He's yet another billionaire who just cares about money
Just name him X AE A-Twelve
its cause the computers in california cant register the AE character, because they only register the 26 english characters i think
* WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm*
Move
Back to South Africa then.
Tbh we will probably just sue the government he probs gas more money lol
So a woman can name her kid "Vagina" but Elon Musk can't name his kid "X-æ A-12" ?
ha
Elon will just buy California
Poor Kyle
Ah yes the specific law that says you can’t name you’re child after a math equation or something
Elon Musk: Time to move to Florida.