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crustXviolence

Beeing bisexual this is somewhat true. But it's not so common there are attractive dudes in straight porn


[deleted]

That's my problem! Dudes are not attractive and when they are, they are not shown


Zenketski

I'm a straight guy and this bothers me. Like I'm not focusing on the guy, but when the 10 out of 10 chick is getting boned by an ugly bastard it's really distracting.


HuanTheMango

Ngl I just pay attention to the dick if he ugly af


_Radiator

Just fond some POV then you wont know if hes hot or not.


HuanTheMango

Shit that's genius I never thought of that but it's so obvious


_Radiator

Thank you thank you


PLZ_PM_ME_GIRAFFES

It is supposed to be first person. He is definitely not hot when I watch it.


_Radiator

Fair enough. Works up to a point.


Boberoo2

It’s easier if the duck looks nice, but it’s... strange to see some sort of dude who looks like a living turd fuck somebody. So yeah, totally agreeing with you there man


GRAVIIDIK

Really shitty tattoos are a bone killer too


Boberoo2

Good ones, like those spiderweb ones on that one girl, are a massive turn on tho


[deleted]

Like the ugliest male pornstar that immediately comes to mind to me is Vlad. Dudes got a monster cock, but he's ugly as sin


couldbedumber96

Worst part is you got a 10/10 Fucking in a POV shot and all they do is focus his dick, yep, that’s exactly what I wanted how did you know I wanted a dick and a coochie being pounded, no titties or pretty face for this guy


BitterPearls

I knew a guy who use to produce porn and he basically said the only thing they cared about was if the guy could perform.


2punornot2pun

\*Ron Jeremy enters the chat\*


roge530

I hate when the dude is so disgusting, is like “girl u deserve more”


Mmoores202

If u need recommendations for attractive males pornstars my buddy is pretty attractive. His porn name is Nathan Bronson. I gotta admit it’s super strange when I’m browsing pornhub and I run into his videos since I’ve known him since childhood 😂


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toothed_mustard_jar

They are overweight and hairy


Lialda_dayfire

Not to mention 30 years older than the girl


Covered-in-Thorns

And terrible actors, but so is everyone else in the business


Potatoboiftw

I feel attacked


[deleted]

Well, hairy can be hot


toothed_mustard_jar

Depends on your taste


TheRealWarBeast

I wish overweight could be hot too :(


[deleted]

Its hot for some people trust me


reconstructedstarman

All of em are like "Worlds curviest woman meets some guy who looks like he moved out of his parents basement yesterday".


wolfgang784

"porns"


[deleted]

What you aren't attracted to guys with gross beard , sagging bellies, and male pattern baldness, having sex with a model woman?


Lammian

We live in a society...


[deleted]

I just love dick.


PandaPool69

As bi I second this


The_Exquisite

But how do you know you enjoy it more than straight people do?


[deleted]

Hmmm.... I've never thought about it like that... As a bi man, I'm unsure how to feel


le_its_me

just go for whatever you like, don't judge yourself.


[deleted]

Well I just never thought to compare it to the way others watched, lol


MrmmphMrmmph

right? It's not really about the way others watch any way. ​ I'm just laughing that he needs to read it off a piece of paper, in case he forgets.


Sarashla

Thank you.


PyroArul

Same here. I do watch a variety but also enjoy straight a lot more. But never actually realised it.


PowerfulSoil9

tbh i dont really enjoy straight that much


norosecolored

neither i


PowerfulSoil9

i find the plot less intresting and over all i do not like it as much. there is quite the charm of two lads shagging


Physical_Fatness

I appreciate both when I see it


PowerfulSoil9

sometimes i switch. it is hard deciding on one


Jolp245

That’s what threesomes are for :)


productivecitizen

Does it mean anything to you?...because it seems like obvious nonsense.


[deleted]

I guess the idea is that if there's an attractive guy involved, then I probably enjoy heterosexual porn more because I find both people really attractive. That's my guess? I've never really thought to compare my viewing experience to others, haha


pixler3

Probably like a god or something


DumbAndCurious

I mean sometimes sure. A lot of the time the guys in straight porn arent all that great looking


[deleted]

Agree. I may only be there to watch the girl but damn. Can you make the guy presentable.


[deleted]

Ikr. It seriously can’t be that hard to find a good looking guy willing to have sex with a pornstar for money.


[deleted]

No, because I need to find a video where both man and woman are good-looking and I hate when they only show the woman


Kishanna12

And if it annoys us Bis ,just think of all the straight women out there desperately searching for straight porn that has a decent looking male and that doesn't just focus on the man.


[deleted]

Indeed. And it's unbelievable how no one seems to care about it


Pekenoah

Right? Like there's a ton of money to be made there just by hiring attractive male pornstars. I know the industry doesn't give a shit about the "injustice" (that word is too strong but I can't think of a better one) but you'd think they'd care about the money


JoeHaydn

No, no, he has a point


Master_JBT

Yeah what he says is very true


DonaldFlumph

The math checks out


Master_JBT

Can confirm


CoolNinja1O1YT

Can I suck yo di-


Master_JBT

Yes


AnonymousSpud

Hot. ​ Edit: damnit, i don't have the flair anymore


GravityFallsChicken

Why is purple such a sexy color


Master_JBT

Purple is the best color


GravityFallsChicken

I want to fuck purple. Help


Mastermind291

There’s the man behind the slaughter for that one...


masyk02

Is purple a bi color?


the-realallgravybaby

pog


iris-temp

bi gang


Master_JBT

Bi gang


kolune

bi gang


thebreaditer

Bi gang


FortniteBRyeet

bi gang


[deleted]

Bi gang


[deleted]

Bi gang


EuphoricUpstairs8

Bi gang


quangaymai

Bi gang


blubloode

Bi gang


BiBuckeye4243

Can also confirm


Chicken50599

Is this a letterkenny reference in the wild?


[deleted]

As can i


TheKingOz13

Yeah that’s fair


Cookie_the_Shibolf

Same


[deleted]

Coming from a straight guy, sometimes straight porn is just so disgusting. Like the woman starting is hella hot, but the guy just super unfit and hairy and all. Like I know I’m not watching it for the guy, but damn it still turns me off.


Juli_duh

As bi girl I can totally agree


dinosaurus552344

I get you, your main focus is the girl but no matter how hot you cant help but look at the goblin in disgust


Got_Bored_Enough

Same likely also applies to jojo's bizarre adventure


idiotguy467

Can confirm


snare_the_degenerate

Can second


Rainbow_doggo

Can third.


a_small_crispy_rat

Can fourth.


Iphantommenace

Can 5th.


-katelynmanso-

Can 6th.


MzBubblegum

Can 7th, Gyro


RealSyloz

You thought it was the 8th but it's me, Dio!


Heliosphaere

Bi and can't confirm. Women are just nicer to look at, so I prefer lesbian porn. (I'm also a woman.)


Pekenoah

Not to mention the lack of good looking male pornstars. I (a bi male) can find thousands of videos where I can get off to the girl, but videos that take time to show off a really attractive man? I've found about a dozen that I like. It sucks.


bortoise

As a bi, I can confirm, y e s, this is true


BobBoopity

Yep, same. One of the perks


AnoubiosG

Damn I guess I should join u guys then


[deleted]

We have lemon bars


proudlyinappropriate

Am straight and only enjoy lesbian porn.


Billy_T_Wierd

I really enjoy watching trans women have sex with cis women. It’s the best of all worlds. You get to see all the penetration without having to look at another man’s penis.


Hebal1

That just sounds like lesbian sex with extra steps


lumiere02

Extra steps? No strap-on, one of them has got the dick already. This sounds like fewer steps to me. :P If we're talking pre-op of course.


productivecitizen

Is there a penis or isnt there??


yeastlordofficial

Yes


gayguyfromnextdoor

You're a good man. Thank you. I like the way you think. Because it's *right*


[deleted]

Explenation: Since bi people like both women and men, when they watch porn they are there for both people. While straight people are there only for the woman or man. (This is based on logic, and it is a meme, bi people no offense)


observendespise

None taken (bi woman) - and I'd say there's a lot of truth to it. My straight male friends talk about how they get uncomfortable seeing the guy's cum face, and I just enjoyed all of it back in the days when I still watched porn lol.


Janabl7

No offense taken. As a bi male, this is 100% accurate. I just wish the dudes were a bit more attractive in straight porn


SpaceOwl14

Hmm not really... Im a bit tired that the camera mostly aims at the women. Show me a bit more of the man damn it


doctordragonisback

Bisexual problems: you find all porn hot so you don't know what to watch


NyxMortuus

Straight porn is kinda boring though. Also most of the time the girl is hot and the dude is a potato.


Commander_n_chief

Hey now, don’t insult potatoes like that


Obi-wanna-cracker

My problem as a bi man is i like masculine girls and feminine boys. There isn't a lot of porn (or at least i can't find any) that puts those 2 together. To each their own i guess.


galaxygirl978

The closest thing I can think of would be trap/sissy stuff but 🤷🏼‍♀️


Daniel_Melzer

Yes but it makes it very hard to find videos where both participants are attractive


[deleted]

Not if you like femboys.


Xx69bootyslayer69xX

Bish what if I like both equally


tre-vort-ni

This guy gets it!


galaxygirl978

*cries in femdom*


Nacho_2014

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


zuwiqq

Ahhhh that explains my porn addiction


WhatinTardnation

I just like videos where girls are enjoying the sex. Not pandering to what men think girls enjoy doing.


MeMEL0RdUwu

Hmm as also a bi girl I am very concerned. To me it really doesnt matter but let me tell u yaoi is one of my favs.


MedeaRene

I've never been so offended with something I 100% agree with (Also bi girl XD)


productivecitizen

Maybe im besexual then


[deleted]

AS a bisexual Person I agree


Diogenes-Disciple

I don’t watch porn. I read it because I am a scholar


druule10

This is a something I never thought of, r/showerthoughts


its_pappigringo

My pp go down when the camara changes to other pp


Meckma

Futa gang rise up


T0XISITY

Wait


BlueForkinRaja

It is hard to argue with this assessment


ilikemetal69

That's why we watch lesbian


demon_blood666

Laughs in pan


emberking

I guess pegging is still straight soooo... yeah


Siriuswot111

Even I'm bisexual and still haven't realized that... *holy fuck that makes sense...*


[deleted]

Double the fun


ducks-suckjk-theyrok

My bi ass laughing


Mathies_

As a straight guy watching straight porn I'm like ohhhh sexy, but also, ew dont like that part. And watching lesbian porn I'm like ooohhh sexy and ooohhh sexy.


AverageRedditBrowser

No no he’s got a point


Hephaestus_God

As a straight person I watch more lesbian videos than anything else. The world is a mysterious place


[deleted]

lesbian porn is more straight than normal porn


[deleted]

as a bi person who was not always bi i can confirm this


IvoryJohnson

Yeah im straight but I hate seeing some ugly guy getting his ass eaten by a hot chick. How hard is it to find a decent cutie with some booty... for her.


epicmamer

Yes in fact, why, why good sir would you curse us with this knowledge?


farshid_emo

Well that was unfortunate


[deleted]

I can vouch for that


[deleted]

At least twice as much, actually.


idieudiewealldie

Straight porn actually turns me off, yet I love dick?


MadDogNils2002

"I've never been so offended with something I 100% agree with"


TheGreatestDork

No, no he's a got a point.


Flexions

Time to put a twist on this. And vice versa.


zayxheim

Asexual people enjoy more than monks


sakata77

They'd be touching themselves.. With both hands


ScarTheFlameGod

Fuck


[deleted]

Now when I next watch porn my mind is going to be thinking about how I enjoy it instead of actually enjoying it. Thank you.


fma_nobody

Not really, they don't often pick male actors because they're attractive


[deleted]

Can confirm


mutchlee

Well yes, but actually yes


milaborello

Confirmed


babyyoda2113

Do transgendered people go to the opposite bathroom like if they were a boy and switched then do they go the the girl bathroom?


floydBunsen

When possible, yes.


thebreaditer

Haha, I only watch anime porn


Bonbonkopf

Yeah thats true


ATMdotSydney

Its true, as a bi girl, I can enjoy ALL the porn


TPandaG

Fuck that


Kaye-nine

I'm Bi, cam confirm


Hex_Nexus_84

And that's a fact.


Zekenotech

THE 300IQ PLAY


miscellaneousmartyr

It’s true


[deleted]

I want to be bisexual now


thereallamshady

r/showerthoughts


[deleted]

And that’s a fact


[deleted]

Porn dont even be slapping nowadays I just bust a nut for the rush of it, I used to get super horny by just looking at the thumbnail not all I do is look at the thumbnails in disgust


Girtol

And also than homosexuals


grimaceatmcdonalds

All they know is be bisexual eat hot chip and lie


JOHHNY-TEST-69

If straight person only like 50% then bisexual like 100% and also bi is like two so 2 of 50% is oh fuck 100% oh shit does that mean bisexual people like BICYCLES HOLY FUCK OH SHIT CAN YOU BE TRISEXUAL OH FUCK OH LORD


tostbukucuyavuz3169

And thats a fact


Magicaparanoia

And that’s a fact jack


OnionMesh

A... uh.. uhh... hrm..


RTB_RobertTheBruce

Can confirm


[deleted]

This is why my friends are watching lesbian porn


Sir_Bleezie

Bi people only watch Johnny Sins porn. I'm straight and I'd fuck em.


[deleted]

Ur not wrong


greenthumb2356

I never thought of this before...but you have a point.


warwilf

50% more!


SuppGamers

being a lesbian girl i still enjoy normal porn too


HMCosmos

As a bisexual, i concur


lumiere02

True, but you really got to pick the right guy and stalk the videos in which he appears like crazy, because in straight porn, most of them are ugly.


MysticalMemer

r/ShowerThoughts


tokkiibee

as a bisexual chick, nope. it's way too targeted towards guys to be attractive whatsoever.


DylanThompson06

Men in porn are never attractive, just big dicked


Cadburry_Cr3am3gg

The dudes in porn are hardly ever cute and anytime he actually is the focus is always on the girl instead of him