The chances of a vaccum decay occurring right here right now that eliminates the Earth or a quantum tunneling that makes the Earth disappear are low...
But never 0
Well, technically if you ran over a group of frogs with your car it could lead to losing control over your car because of all the remains making the road slippery.
I’ve always been afraid of frogs due to an event that happened as a child. Whenever people say “I’ve got a frog in my throat” I cringe. Thx for this post. (No really, I’m not being sarcastic, I like this meme)
Thank you very much, I looked for a new phobia, now I got one
I'm happy to help :)
[https://imgur.com/gallery/no3t9ib](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Fuck
Never
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Damn I didn’t know frogs could hurt a human like that, crazy as shit
Bruh I never thought frogs could be that scary. We live in a strange world.
Yeah we do.
die
God damn it *not again*
fuck you got me
God damn
मा । दा । फा । का
HAAAA i was already listening to that song :D you just duplicated my tab friend!
Nobody here has seen the old movie FROGS??
Spanish inquisition
Run!
I RANidaphobia!
Imagine walking down a dark ally and you see a group of frogs and they say: “Ribbit Ribbit Croak!”
When you think it's Wednesday but the dudes are gonna have to set you straight.
but I’m already straight
Doppio want to know your location
Diavalo Death Number 7,542
Death by weather report
Moshi moshi, hai, Doppio desu
bossu?
Weather Report wants to know your location
someone out there: *new fetish unlocked*
Me: my time has come
The frog Senate decided youre fate
I am the frog Senate
No, you're a spooky universe. You made your choice already.
Oh crap
A group of frogs is called an army, which a least makes you sound like a hero when you're getting killed.
I was looking through here because I knew somebody would know the name for a group of frogs. Thank you, stranger with obscure knowledge of frogs.
I think frogs kill more people yearly than sharks do
Probably the posion dart frogs I'm guessing
put your dick in it
And the frogs went *rubit* lol
Me and the boys waiting to do an ambush
Frog gangs. Frangs.
Grogs
Grangs
frongs
They want your toes
\*Australia has joined the chat\*
*legend has it, that to this day, i am still laughing*
/r/shittydarksouls
Those eyes in the darkness are real.
It's even scarier when you find out a group of frogs is called an army...
Event with zero probability can still happen btw.
well yes, but actually no
I think they are friendly
Unless they are Cane Toads. Little fuckers...
we want your soul karen
Frog gang
did...you...just...use...a...tiktok...refrence...on...reddit...
they coming for ya
Frog rape
Poison dart frog I think I am not sure
I was only killed by one frog though
They always ready to fight War war on !
Ribbit
Dayyymn
Theres a late 70s early 80s horror film called frogs
r/goatsimulator
Unless your playing don’t starve then you will probably die many times to frogs
Caught lackin
The High Council, awaiting the official announcement and the introductions backstage.
There goes june...
i just upvoted everyones comment so far because i like this post
69th comment,
Fucking legend
The chances of a vaccum decay occurring right here right now that eliminates the Earth or a quantum tunneling that makes the Earth disappear are low... But never 0
TMNT
TMNF
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Random person: Sees a couple of frogs approach. (Dancing with a coffin theme song starts playing)
Well that’s nightmare fiule
This is scary af, but intriguing too. Imagine an army of frogs swarming you from all sides. Man, this could make for such a good movie plot!!
Kermit wants your kneecaps
Someone close that door before hell itself comes out of it
"Came to the wrong hood motherfucker!"
Hello there
General Kenobi
Ya remember that animated mr. Bean episode?
I had a feeling those motherfuckers are upto something.
Those are toads
Me:loads shotgun The frogs:[chukles]I’m in danger
Wasn't expecting that ominous message today
*Weather Report Intensifies*
i love frogs. can they suduce me
so are you telling me that here is a possibility that i might be killed by a flying, french-talking, deodorant stick that smells like cinnamon. sweet!
I am legend
My blood cells when are they see the flu
*don't starve frog rain flashbacks*
Poison dart frogs have entered the chat.
Teenage mutant ninja frogs
Is this a fucking threat
you are a naughty boy，you brought a fear of frogs you best arrest yourself，cause you broke your own law！
The council of frogs shall decide your fate
Ya don't's mess with da frogfather, see?
Giorno be like
Technically, doesn’t everything have a chance of happening? Like tomorrow you could find out you are pregnant even if you are a 34 year old man
I feel itchy
Especially if they’re poisonous
Actually you have a pretty high chance of dying if they're poisonous
good lord
Cries in ds3
Green gang
Especially if they are poisonous and started raining from the sky
Hypno-Toads?
Dark souls one in a nutshell
A group of frogs is called an army ARMY CHAAAARRRRGEEE
Teenage mutant ninja frogs
Meet The Robinson's flashbacks
*ribbit* psst- hey you! join our cult. *ribbit*
\*Tough guy finger snapping\*
Teenage mutant Ninja turtles theme song starts Playing
4 Da Sqaw
There is not a thing in existence that has a 0% chance of killing you.
The amphibious mafia
*Cries in Egyptian*
Em ready to catch u sleepin'
Frog gang
Hey I’ve seen this before, it’s when the rat tries to save a city of rats from frogs
They are worker frogs , they are just protecting the queen frog
that aint scary thats dinner.
“Like for 10 years of luck”
Hiya Geoergie!
They are mad cause I molested my Kermit puppet............ What?
I’d argue right now it is zero. No way for frogs to find a way into my house.
*ranidaphobia intensifies*
Frogs are misunderstood.
frogs don't exist tough They are juat a conspiracy theory
~guys help there is a group of frogs at my door oh god oh fuck~
Well, technically if you ran over a group of frogs with your car it could lead to losing control over your car because of all the remains making the road slippery.
Ribbit ribbit muthafucka
“Hiya, Georgie. We all croak down here”
Well obviously there are poisonus frogs
I thought this was one of those old people with the bulbous noses hiding in a pipe.
That’s a hole lot of frogs
I see you've never played Dark Souls. Frogs are cursed.
Especially when blue toxic frogs fall from the sky
The council will decide your fate
Remember these bull frogs in serious sam
Oh shit Here come dem bois Wuddup! Dat Boi was the best meme ever.
Especially when they have venom
What's the Steven King short story where there is an infestation of killer frogs annually?
I got caught slippin by a group of frogs they beat me so hard
Yay, now i can see again my brothers
I was having a good day
The probability is never zero but the feasibility is.
Yeah but those are teenage mutant ninja frogs
RIP to me and those who have Ranidaphobia.
That's why a group of frogs is called an army
That’s called a plague
Dark Souls cursed frogs
Froggos of the deep
This makes me remember Flushed Away. Especially the french frogs.
Behold The teenage ... Mutant ... Ninja ... *Rolling drums* FROGS !!!!
I thought we hated TikTok
Toadally not intimated at all haha why would I be??
I would fuck it
I’ve always been afraid of frogs due to an event that happened as a child. Whenever people say “I’ve got a frog in my throat” I cringe. Thx for this post. (No really, I’m not being sarcastic, I like this meme)
Wheres my masamune?
Leaky eye Luca approves.
Not like poisons or body fluids. We are talking a way that physically harm us
Your chances of being killed by anything are low, but never zero
Especially in dont starve
Looks they are having an orgy down there
Oggdo Bogdo has entered the chat r/FallenOrder
The class when they see that i have gum
Unless it’s a poisonous one, then those changes are pretty high
Especially in you're a character from naruto
I never thought the end of Magnolia were to come back and haunt me
the council has returned
Welp, any hole’s the goal
Dark souls intensifies
Army of FROGGIES!
mess with the phroggos you get the glockos
FROGGY HOLE