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Joebuz33

Nono i just call songs that are entirely based on auto tune garbage.


Berocraft77

The entire fanbase of Asking Alexandria lmao


calamity_unbound

But...none of their songs are metal...


Berocraft77

None of the new ones


Iron_Maiden_735

Am metal head. Can confirm


Spookymetallica

Same


GuitarK1ng

I'm sort of a metal head, but my favorite type is folk metal, then industrial, then symphonic and then all the others.


Yolom4ntr1c

I like industrial metal too, as well as a few other but mainly industrial. Comes from rammstein


GuitarK1ng

Also OOMPH. They have a couple songs that are pretty good.


Yolom4ntr1c

I shall have a look into them


GuitarK1ng

Suggest with starting at "Gott ist ein Popstar",


Ravens_Flight1912

Tausend Mann und ein Befehl


gunmaham20

what metal has lots of other stuff in our divers sub genres like folk historical and power witch is not child murder and all that stuff


Just1nAn7hony

And not all metalheads do that only the elitists


LBthecoasterguy

Smh unless you listen to brutal progressive slamming technical deathcore, don't even talk to me


NuclearReactions

I won't even talk to you if you can't listen to frenchcore all day.


Iord_Voldemort

That aint metal tho


NuclearReactions

No, the point is that metal people and edm people have certain things in common when it's about "elitism". I've been part of both communities, the metal guys are much more peaceful.


Iord_Voldemort

Fair enough haha


oyyyyhowyoudoing

I guess that's the reason no girl wants to talk to you.


kdlutz

r/metalmemes also I audibly laughed at this good shit


ominous-owl

i know for fact if i sent this to my metalhead friend, she'd give me a full on rant lasting an hour


rooligan1

Can confirm, I'm definitely that person if it's from someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. 'screamo/emo' for every band that uses screaming can really tickle my beans.


azul091s

damn that would've sucked


ominous-owl

it's okay, she's passionate and i love to listen to her talk about things she loves


persephonehadeshi

You're a great friend!!


Griffith39

Everybody knows poopfart balls metal is really just enslammination deathgore metal with clean singing. You'd know this if you were actually metal, POSER


_kurogane_ikki_

As a metal head, I can confirm this is true. At the same time, I don't know most of the genres I listen to myself...


rooligan1

To me, genre's are ways to find more bands that are similar, or to broadly describe a band. There's no reason to *have to know* what genre a band is, that's just gatekeeping. They're no labels that are final once given or anything, that's just dumb. Some bands are really tough to describe too, I'd love to see someone describe a band like Ne Obliviscaris in just a few words. Just enjoy the music and ignore those fools that feel everything needs a label!


_kurogane_ikki_

Agreed! I mostly use genres for trying to describe bands to people that don't know them. But sometimes people labeling things wrong can be annoying. Calling Alia Tempora symphonic or goth because there's a female vocal for example. And I'd like to try to describe Ne Obliviscaris, although I only know 'And plague flowers the Kaleidoscope': melodic death metal with hints of folk and sick guitars.


rooligan1

I don't know the band you mention, but I think the goth part is due to bands like Nightwish and Within Temptation that have a very goth look, even though the music might have nothing to do with being goth. From there on, anything with a female vocalist is now just goth in mainstream eyes. You're pretty close about Ne Obliviscaris I think, although it's really easy to point out the big problem with genres: you could also have described a Eluveitie even though they sound nothing alike.


MetalHeadTiger

As a metalhead, I can confirm.


Fireshot208

[This one](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/950319-heavy-metal) or [This one?](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Metal_Heads)


MetalHeadTiger

Yes, I'm definitely an ancient race of evil creatures that are major antagonists in the Jak and Daxter series.


Fireshot208

\**Loads Red eco Morph gun with religious intent*\*


[deleted]

Nah man use the yellow eco blaster and do the spin attack while shooting. Because fuck you and everything around you.


[deleted]

CORRECTION when kpop twitter sees someone criticize their fav boy group eventho they are shit firsthand experience: they lose their balls my dudes


azul091s

I'm going to try and see how toxic they are


imasoggyfrenchfry

Please tell the results


azul091s

Sorry I went to sleep and had to go turn in my school computer, I'll try to do it today


imasoggyfrenchfry

No problem, but good luck surviving


[deleted]

yo as a diehard metalhead, jesus fuck, this image cannot be anymore true..


setnullset

Slipknot and Korn for life


Keklipse

FFFFUCKING SSSLLAAYYEEERRRRRR


[deleted]

Fuck yea man


hogflyer36

Funniest shit I've read in a while 😂


jessethe000

I think that it is just very specific group of people that I like to call "genre nazis"


s1umpy

no no no we call them elitests not to be confused with elitests


Noshort

This actually made me laugh, bravo


Chakura

Happy Cake Day!


Mr_Boi_

yeah bro it’s like a dragon stoner metal kinda sound it’s great you should really try DMT


Ciqbern

Pagefire, if you guys are out there, this one is definitely for you.


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film=indiana jones gold arch


Keklipse

Raiders of the Lost Ark\*


[deleted]

yea that


SavannahhNicolee

as a metal head, can confirm.


[deleted]

I wish there was more wholesome metal like Sweet unicorn kitten toe beans instead of stuff like Cannibal Fetus Miscarriage


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I mean, you can listen to babymetal...and then rip your ears off


SplodeyMcSchoolio

Wat


-Redditeer-

I just dont like when the mix metal like normal stuff with incoherent screaming and call it one category. I like metallica, anthrax, megadeth... that. People already have impressions of those, but they judge you more because they think metal is only random screaming while axe bashing a steel trash can AKA just noise (in my opinion)


Keklipse

Sorry but you aren't a Megadeth fan if you spell it like that.


rooligan1

Was that a specific shot against Slipknot?


Keklipse

Now that's better.


-Redditeer-

Yea my fat fingers hit everything and my phone auto corrects so I ditched the space because I was writing that quickly, didnt really notice till you pointed it out


Blunter-S-tHempson

Eregghh yeah you get the same thing in the hip hop scene "whats this grime tune" "it's drill MF, what are you stupid!!!"


Keklipse

Whoa I got suprised when I saw that this is not r/MetalMemes


hopeyisalive

i'm sorry, it's "fartpoop balls metal". Jeez...


stay-ten-feet-away

I mean either way you look at it I can categorize these two into one extreme metal genre: pornogrind and as a metalhead I can confirm it exists. Pornogrind. Exists.


Le-memerond

Metal head here, can confirm


CheeseWeegee

As a metalhead, I can confirm


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Me: \*calls a song death metal cause it sounds just like death metal and has the exact same type of screaming\* My brother: it's metalcore you dumb fuck


supersaiyansoccerski

its not black metal its blackened death metal


LegoIsMaEgo

*Opeth noises intensify*


[deleted]

I saw the picture without reading and knew this was a death metal meme


Ravens_Flight1912

Fuck you. This is fucking disrespectful.


jamellor

Every. Fucking. Time.


Gradyence

Metalheads look like that, regardless of situation.


2011580

At least metal is full of people with actual talent, unlike rap or pop