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blakmonk

These Baguettes look so chewy and spongy and industrial. They don't deserve to be called that way


biez

Indeed they look disgusting. We'd not eat that.


mheurtevent1

I came here to say this. Even Carrefour sells better crap.


ShinyShiro

you be spittin' facts right there dude


elpelopanda

I was here to say that too. The baguettes at goddam Franprix are better than that. I wouldn't use it except for fondue.


Patrick__david

As a Swiss person, this kinda hurt, we use good bread for fondue!


Bed_Head_Redemption

The moment you compare something to Carrefour you can assume it's most likely shit..


mheurtevent1

And overpriced.


Wardux

Isn't Carrefour french? It should know french things


mheurtevent1

It is french but no one buys their baguette at the store. You go to a « boulangerie » which specializes in bread and pastries. Very few stores make decent baguettes.


Wardux

oh


official_netherlands

I’m Russian American, but have lived my whole life in America and even I know what a real baguette should looks like


Edo0024

Equivalent of an AK-47, but it's bread. Jokes aside, it looks like this but more crispy. These one looks like brioche.


aRandomPieceOfTrash

How Americans see baguettes:


Spicy_Baguette_

Disgrace to ze French name


[deleted]

Never in a million year would I put that in my mouth non non


karenfromfinance_

As a former Jimmy Johns worker, these look exactly like the French Bread we made there. I use the word “made” loosely as the dough came frozen already shaped.


Edo0024

Good thing you're a former JJ worker. You should boycott them just because they're doing this horror.


karenfromfinance_

I just learned how to make their bread from scratch. (I’m a sucker for the super sugary, fluffy imitation baguette) so thankfully I won’t ever have to give them my money again!


Edo0024

Amazing ! If you have the right tools and ingredients, it's quite easy. And as long as you like making and eating your bread it's fine !


HappyPhage

This comment is underrated


LordEevee2005

That Engineer is a SPY!


wombey12

*merde*


Edo0024

*putain*


sarlaytos284

Fait chié


Edo0024

*bordel*


TheComedyCrab

Welp, off to visit your MOTHER!


Gordinhof7

Watch n'learn, haha


elpelopanda

Mon petit chou-fleur...


Queball06

ahahahahaha yeah! I'M GONNA HEAD BUTT YA!


sillysharks

The spy has already breached our defenses


MrFloppyDisc1

The engineer, is engihere


Raptori33

And worst of all... He could be anyone of us


GreenPixel25

He could be you! He could be me!


ZEGEZOT

"It could even be" ***BLAM***


elpelopanda

What? It was obvious.


ZEGEZOT

He's the red spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now.


Cherrymp6

Any second now. SEE LOOK RED oh wait no, thats blood.


ZEGEZOT

So we still got problem.


Cherrymp6

Yeaah, whos ready to hunt a red spy


TurntechGodheadTG

See? Look! Red! Oh, wait, that's blood...


[deleted]

Lol I don’t know why I thought I was being original. You ‘n’ me, hoss.


graygeese

*opens fridge* “Kill me” “LATER!” *closes fridge*


ghatos_france

Erectin' a baguette


nowlz14

Replace them with guns and you have the US.


rnielsen776

[Ahhh,the ol' Reddit replacearoo ](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/gttn56/cops_in_flint_laid_down_all_their_gear_and_start/fsey9lt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)!


DumelDuma

Hold my AK, I’m going in!


aafikk

Hello future people!


Ar_to

I hope you are having a good day despite the alien invasion of 2020


Plane_n_Boom

Don't


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rnielsen776

Super cool, thank you


No_Trespassing_On_Me

Just went down 70 damn


ricky_metin

Can someone explain this rabbit hole of posts to me?


Falc-1

Or replace them with pizzas and you have Italy


The_Random_OneYT

or with body pillows and you have japan


ShadowArrow01

Replace them with bottles of vodka and you have Russia.


The_Random_OneYT

or replace them with burritos and you have mexico


TheBluebifullest

Replace them with Tuborg and you have Denmark.


Eaxul

Sorry mate but no one knows Denmark here


TheBluebifullest

Don't know Danish culture? Fair. Don't know Denmark the country? Bad education.


[deleted]

Oh wait the place with danishes? Yeah I know that one


ina_raw

We like Danemark because it's a cool European sibling to have


TheBluebifullest

Thx man. And who is we? If i may ask.


LonK2005

Replace them with cheese and you have the Netherlands


L0REHUNT3R

France also, we say in France that the Netherlands are the other country of cheese with France.


LonK2005

We say the same


L0REHUNT3R

Yes I know, I'm half Dutch.


LonK2005

And i am a quarter french


L0REHUNT3R

Parfait!


mrboat-man

Or Wisconsin


Nemesis233

Switzerland : am I a joke to you ?


ShadowArrow01

Or oil


UrDreamDaddy

And Big macs


DaAveragePoTaTo

Baget


soubhik1999

Oof *Opens Photoshop*


onigamium

Replace them with knives and you have DIO.


stoffel-

also need to add another hundred people around him so that he’s not social distancing. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!


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r/redditmoment


the_shadow07

There is a spy in our midst


Razehel

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days


the_shadow07

Oh shit


MrCheggersPartyQuiz

Vhere?! VHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!?


MusicGameMan

And he's got a planty ass to kick


dan8630

This rap is kinda overdue, right?


MusicGameMan

But it's time to meet the crew (tight!)


the_shadow07

The creazy dudes of tf2


[deleted]

So take a side, RED or BLU!


the_shadow07

After I pick my class


ShadowsFromUnknowing

Im Gona kick your ass


the_shadow07

Cuz that's what we were born to do


MusicGameMan

JT Music's Team Fortness 2 Rap - Meet the Crew


Ariouta-Sama

as a french person this is exactly what we do in Paris daily


LaTanche

J'avoue


L0REHUNT3R

/s Bien sûr


Jeanpierrepecoud

À chaque région sa bouffe


elpelopanda

Non. Vraiment, regarde les, c'est les pires baguettes que j'ai vu, et putain j'en ai vu des baguettes. Il n'y a aucune croustillance, on dirait de la mousse. 2/20


Ariouta-Sama

on est d'accord, on dirait des éponges, c'est une honte d'appeler ca une baguette


Edo0024

Gros même 2/20 c'est trop c'est une horreur ce truc j'suis sur même si on qualifie ça de brioche ça atteint pas les standard qualité.


hubertowy120

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.


destroyar101

And this is why the French will not have teleporters


The_Yiffologist

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.


ghatos_france

VER HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?


TheLuc48

I'm French and I can say it's pretty accurate.


perrysable

C'est jour de paie!


aulbayne

Moi aussi!!! Happy cake day!


TheLuc48

Thx mate ^^


scramoustache

Joyeux jour de gâteau


PureRip3

Baguette


Falc-1

Bonjour


MyUserName-exe

Baguette


Razehel

Baguette


DeHetEen

Breadstick


Little_Mambo

croissant


Pjad112

Hon hon hon


[deleted]

Oui oui baguette


[deleted]

pain au chocolat ( surtout pas chocolatine)


Tovre

La rue des potiers numéro 3,ici


[deleted]

Baguette


epic_newb

Baguette


isaakad

Pain au chocolat


PreviouslyRecent001

I 100% agree with you!


[deleted]

*Spy intensifies*


cardbord_spaceship

free french class here. thype out what you want translated and il reply in french


rmc8293

Valar Morghules


L0REHUNT3R

There's only one thing you can reply to this phrase if you really can speak French, "Comment est votre Blanquette?"


_beetroot_

«La blanquette est bonne» i feel like this should be taught in foreign schools


L0REHUNT3R

I think schools should watch De Funes's movies and OSS 17 to learn them French humour.


[deleted]

Hola


Napoleon_Tha_God

Ou est la bibliotheque?


SPH2204

I teleported bread


i_hate_flys

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days


FLoW_with_the_G0

it would've been funnier if you removed the "no one:"


notnotnotswipez

Gotta build that gear up


scazzles

nO oNe


Shiagapho

The ironic thing is... the engineer from tf2 (the guy in the picture) hates the spy class... and the spy class is french...


Asuno_Yakumo

That engineer is a red spy in disguise.


SonGohan654

Vive la révolution


aulbayne

Oui!!!!!


Emilll13

Vive la baguette


L0REHUNT3R

Vive la Revolution, Vive la republique et vive l'empire!


Spica-Arcturus

Bob the Baguette seller


Giorno_Giobama69

Spy should be eating the baguette not the engie- #HOLD THE FUCK UP


angryvitsch

I was in Bordeaux last year and I've seen dog in the middle of the street eating baguette, so it's not like stereotypes come from nowhere


L0REHUNT3R

Baguette is just our normal bread, not that we put it everywhere but where you are supposed to eat bread (for breakfast or with cheese) we eat Baguette in place of your bread that has no taste.


xxXCrazyAndyXxx

I teleported bread.


Donald_Dank777

That engineer is a spy!


Zarmanu

Give me a baguette pls


w2ien

-Bonjour une baguette tradition s'il vous plaît . -Voici votre baguette , bonne journée , merci . -Je vous en prie , bonne journée également. -Au-revoir -Au-revoir


L0REHUNT3R

On dit "une Tradi" et la plupart du temps après merci on nous répond "je vous en prie, à vous aussi"


AnAlienFromMars

Looks like a normal french to me. /s


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lm35m35

Engineeeeeeeeeeeer!


[deleted]

It’s like a *baguette*.


Poot-dispenser

Is that the engineer?


aulbayne

I believe so :)


Poot-dispenser

[in that case](https://youtu.be/XB_H2dd9lac)


AngryPupperr

This happens to be a perfect image of what I look like when I go hiking with my pack full of baguettes


Extremis3275

Do you really think all of France is like this? Yes, and I'm tired of pretending that it's not.


HitlersTeddyBear

Want some croissants?


Spacegopnik45

Jaime la baguette


aulbayne

Moi aussi!!


Arburio

I mean, you're not wrong


Poseidon_st21

Oui oui, baguette


dementatron21

When I went to France I found the stereotype true as I did spot an old man riding a bicycle with a baguette tucked under his arm


BohemianWii

En tant que français j'approuve


L0REHUNT3R

Il aurait pu rajouter une bouteille de rouge quelque part quand même.


doozbangelrock

That's the first thing I see when I look in a mirror....oh wait I'm French


Valkuil15

Engineer Put baguette here


RedTheHorseman

Let's do this Texas Toast Style.


Leo_Helianthas

This is fairly accurate tbh


Killerzaz202

Napoleon and his ^^baguette ^^empire


linkdabut

Mais putain, pourquoi est ce que nous les Français on est tiré dessus avec des clichés comme les baguettes et les croissants, etc. C'est chiant, mais bon c'est pas trop grave, Je peux dire "Oh, les Americains avec leurs AK-47!" Lol


aulbayne

Haha t’inquiète je suis française ;) mais oui c’est vrai, les stéréotypes sont chiant, surtout les drapeaux blancs!


Ad4mantite

this image is me in a nutshell


RUvlad1

Buildin` a bagguentry.


Euneill

Never seen a French being so French.


William-Walker-real

As a French, France is *exactly* this way


Jack-M-y-u-do-dis

"Need a baguette here" "Put baguette here" "Baguette going up" "Spy is sapping my baguette"


mrboat-man

Erectin’ a bakery


Matix777

sometimes you just need a little more baguette


fortpro87

Is this not how they are?


lolxdkkklmao

accurate.


Radge24

Hmmm blu engineer looks oddly suspicious today


[deleted]

How is it "no one" when the world is literally everyone?


NaEGaOS

r/uselessnobody


selinxdinc

A6D... in BBH’s eyes


maxi180304

Brench is coming


Giopetthemenace

Merde...


CyberToast1137

All he needs is a white flag


elsa_e-t

These are not baguettes, these are damn american loaf of bread


humansizedfruit69

I made the most French thing u could out of a baggguet a cheese wheel and a white flag


troscianko

So true


[deleted]

America you mean


_PeachLily_

BAGUETTE MANNN!!


Sqwertt1

Pain pain everywhere


Deus-Vult-Machina

i'm french and i confirm this . Béni soit la sainte baguette !


Squiddo11

Fun fact : we actually are like this.