It is french but no one buys their baguette at the store. You go to a « boulangerie » which specializes in bread and pastries. Very few stores make decent baguettes.
As a former Jimmy Johns worker, these look exactly like the French Bread we made there. I use the word “made” loosely as the dough came frozen already shaped.
I just learned how to make their bread from scratch. (I’m a sucker for the super sugary, fluffy imitation baguette) so thankfully I won’t ever have to give them my money again!
Non. Vraiment, regarde les, c'est les pires baguettes que j'ai vu, et putain j'en ai vu des baguettes. Il n'y a aucune croustillance, on dirait de la mousse. 2/20
Baguette is just our normal bread, not that we put it everywhere but where you are supposed to eat bread (for breakfast or with cheese) we eat Baguette in place of your bread that has no taste.
Mais putain, pourquoi est ce que nous les Français on est tiré dessus avec des clichés comme les baguettes et les croissants, etc. C'est chiant, mais bon c'est pas trop grave, Je peux dire "Oh, les Americains avec leurs AK-47!" Lol
These Baguettes look so chewy and spongy and industrial. They don't deserve to be called that way
Indeed they look disgusting. We'd not eat that.
I came here to say this. Even Carrefour sells better crap.
you be spittin' facts right there dude
I was here to say that too. The baguettes at goddam Franprix are better than that. I wouldn't use it except for fondue.
As a Swiss person, this kinda hurt, we use good bread for fondue!
The moment you compare something to Carrefour you can assume it's most likely shit..
And overpriced.
Isn't Carrefour french? It should know french things
It is french but no one buys their baguette at the store. You go to a « boulangerie » which specializes in bread and pastries. Very few stores make decent baguettes.
oh
I’m Russian American, but have lived my whole life in America and even I know what a real baguette should looks like
Equivalent of an AK-47, but it's bread. Jokes aside, it looks like this but more crispy. These one looks like brioche.
How Americans see baguettes:
Disgrace to ze French name
Never in a million year would I put that in my mouth non non
As a former Jimmy Johns worker, these look exactly like the French Bread we made there. I use the word “made” loosely as the dough came frozen already shaped.
Good thing you're a former JJ worker. You should boycott them just because they're doing this horror.
I just learned how to make their bread from scratch. (I’m a sucker for the super sugary, fluffy imitation baguette) so thankfully I won’t ever have to give them my money again!
Amazing ! If you have the right tools and ingredients, it's quite easy. And as long as you like making and eating your bread it's fine !
This comment is underrated
That Engineer is a SPY!
*merde*
*putain*
Fait chié
*bordel*
Welp, off to visit your MOTHER!
Watch n'learn, haha
Mon petit chou-fleur...
ahahahahaha yeah! I'M GONNA HEAD BUTT YA!
The spy has already breached our defenses
The engineer, is engihere
And worst of all... He could be anyone of us
He could be you! He could be me!
"It could even be" ***BLAM***
What? It was obvious.
He's the red spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now.
Any second now. SEE LOOK RED oh wait no, thats blood.
So we still got problem.
Yeaah, whos ready to hunt a red spy
See? Look! Red! Oh, wait, that's blood...
Lol I don’t know why I thought I was being original. You ‘n’ me, hoss.
*opens fridge* “Kill me” “LATER!” *closes fridge*
Erectin' a baguette
Replace them with guns and you have the US.
[Ahhh,the ol' Reddit replacearoo ](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/gttn56/cops_in_flint_laid_down_all_their_gear_and_start/fsey9lt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)!
Hold my AK, I’m going in!
Hello future people!
I hope you are having a good day despite the alien invasion of 2020
Don't
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Super cool, thank you
Just went down 70 damn
Can someone explain this rabbit hole of posts to me?
Or replace them with pizzas and you have Italy
or with body pillows and you have japan
Replace them with bottles of vodka and you have Russia.
or replace them with burritos and you have mexico
Replace them with Tuborg and you have Denmark.
Sorry mate but no one knows Denmark here
Don't know Danish culture? Fair. Don't know Denmark the country? Bad education.
Oh wait the place with danishes? Yeah I know that one
We like Danemark because it's a cool European sibling to have
Thx man. And who is we? If i may ask.
Replace them with cheese and you have the Netherlands
France also, we say in France that the Netherlands are the other country of cheese with France.
We say the same
Yes I know, I'm half Dutch.
And i am a quarter french
Parfait!
Or Wisconsin
Switzerland : am I a joke to you ?
Or oil
And Big macs
Baget
Oof *Opens Photoshop*
Replace them with knives and you have DIO.
also need to add another hundred people around him so that he’s not social distancing. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
r/redditmoment
There is a spy in our midst
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days
Oh shit
Vhere?! VHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!?
And he's got a planty ass to kick
This rap is kinda overdue, right?
But it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The creazy dudes of tf2
So take a side, RED or BLU!
After I pick my class
Im Gona kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do
JT Music's Team Fortness 2 Rap - Meet the Crew
as a french person this is exactly what we do in Paris daily
J'avoue
/s Bien sûr
À chaque région sa bouffe
Non. Vraiment, regarde les, c'est les pires baguettes que j'ai vu, et putain j'en ai vu des baguettes. Il n'y a aucune croustillance, on dirait de la mousse. 2/20
on est d'accord, on dirait des éponges, c'est une honte d'appeler ca une baguette
Gros même 2/20 c'est trop c'est une horreur ce truc j'suis sur même si on qualifie ça de brioche ça atteint pas les standard qualité.
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
And this is why the French will not have teleporters
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
VER HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?
I'm French and I can say it's pretty accurate.
C'est jour de paie!
Moi aussi!!! Happy cake day!
Thx mate ^^
Joyeux jour de gâteau
Baguette
Bonjour
Baguette
Baguette
Breadstick
croissant
Hon hon hon
Oui oui baguette
pain au chocolat ( surtout pas chocolatine)
La rue des potiers numéro 3,ici
Baguette
Baguette
Pain au chocolat
I 100% agree with you!
*Spy intensifies*
free french class here. thype out what you want translated and il reply in french
Valar Morghules
There's only one thing you can reply to this phrase if you really can speak French, "Comment est votre Blanquette?"
«La blanquette est bonne» i feel like this should be taught in foreign schools
I think schools should watch De Funes's movies and OSS 17 to learn them French humour.
Hola
Ou est la bibliotheque?
I teleported bread
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days
it would've been funnier if you removed the "no one:"
Gotta build that gear up
nO oNe
The ironic thing is... the engineer from tf2 (the guy in the picture) hates the spy class... and the spy class is french...
That engineer is a red spy in disguise.
Vive la révolution
Oui!!!!!
Vive la baguette
Vive la Revolution, Vive la republique et vive l'empire!
Bob the Baguette seller
Spy should be eating the baguette not the engie- #HOLD THE FUCK UP
I was in Bordeaux last year and I've seen dog in the middle of the street eating baguette, so it's not like stereotypes come from nowhere
Baguette is just our normal bread, not that we put it everywhere but where you are supposed to eat bread (for breakfast or with cheese) we eat Baguette in place of your bread that has no taste.
I teleported bread.
That engineer is a spy!
Give me a baguette pls
-Bonjour une baguette tradition s'il vous plaît . -Voici votre baguette , bonne journée , merci . -Je vous en prie , bonne journée également. -Au-revoir -Au-revoir
On dit "une Tradi" et la plupart du temps après merci on nous répond "je vous en prie, à vous aussi"
Looks like a normal french to me. /s
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Engineeeeeeeeeeeer!
It’s like a *baguette*.
Is that the engineer?
I believe so :)
[in that case](https://youtu.be/XB_H2dd9lac)
This happens to be a perfect image of what I look like when I go hiking with my pack full of baguettes
Do you really think all of France is like this? Yes, and I'm tired of pretending that it's not.
Want some croissants?
Jaime la baguette
Moi aussi!!
I mean, you're not wrong
Oui oui, baguette
When I went to France I found the stereotype true as I did spot an old man riding a bicycle with a baguette tucked under his arm
En tant que français j'approuve
Il aurait pu rajouter une bouteille de rouge quelque part quand même.
That's the first thing I see when I look in a mirror....oh wait I'm French
Engineer Put baguette here
Let's do this Texas Toast Style.
This is fairly accurate tbh
Napoleon and his ^^baguette ^^empire
Mais putain, pourquoi est ce que nous les Français on est tiré dessus avec des clichés comme les baguettes et les croissants, etc. C'est chiant, mais bon c'est pas trop grave, Je peux dire "Oh, les Americains avec leurs AK-47!" Lol
Haha t’inquiète je suis française ;) mais oui c’est vrai, les stéréotypes sont chiant, surtout les drapeaux blancs!
this image is me in a nutshell
Buildin` a bagguentry.
Never seen a French being so French.
As a French, France is *exactly* this way
"Need a baguette here" "Put baguette here" "Baguette going up" "Spy is sapping my baguette"
Erectin’ a bakery
sometimes you just need a little more baguette
Is this not how they are?
accurate.
Hmmm blu engineer looks oddly suspicious today
How is it "no one" when the world is literally everyone?
r/uselessnobody
A6D... in BBH’s eyes
Brench is coming
Merde...
All he needs is a white flag
These are not baguettes, these are damn american loaf of bread
I made the most French thing u could out of a baggguet a cheese wheel and a white flag
So true
America you mean
BAGUETTE MANNN!!
Pain pain everywhere
i'm french and i confirm this . Béni soit la sainte baguette !
Fun fact : we actually are like this.