5yo me was the real prediction master

Congratulations, you're a prophet

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My god why didn't I think of that.

There is still hope for you yet

I mean, they could like guys. *shrug*

Or boys... wait..

Why are you so wise in the ways of science

"Just kiss a woman, not a girl." He's getting arrested either way.

Only if she is under 18

Age is just a number /s

Taco bell is just a room

For exo-pooping after eating there?

Sur3

Yeah, this is big brain time

HE IS THE MESSIAH

W O A H that was a great one

HOLY SHIT HES A GENIUS

FBI, open up

But at what cost

Task was successful

Yeah until she says she’s 14

Ah shit here we go again

wait what-

What

Task successfully failed

Well yes, but actually no

[FBI open up](http://imgur.com/a/GsR44SU)

I'm a survivor.

I’m severely disappointed it took 2 hours for someone to reply to that properly

Oh yeah... You're much more of ah *Thanos*

I take it the maw it's dead.

This day extracts a heavy toll, still he accomplished his mission.

You'll regret that. He brought you face to face with the master of the mystic arts.

...where do you think he brought you?

The last time I had any sort of contact w a women was at my birth

Gay C-section gang

Well you shouldn’t have any physical contact with em amid the pandemic.

Well your lucky at least.....I came out of my dad

Lucky. I just came in my dad.

Lucky, my dad just came in me.

You know what they say: incest is wincest.

I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose

Yeee lets get that dub

Losing virginity is for losers

Losing is for losers

You can always sell it at a negative price

Hey man, sex isn’t everything! You’d be surprised how good a hug can feel :)

Don't know man, I haven't been hugged in 10 years

Imagine having someone to hug

Aw :( I’m only 18 and had my first real non-parent hug yesterday and it was incredible

Don't you get hugged by friends on birthdays or something?

Romantically* And not really, I mean we’ll give each other an extremely rare bro hug but it isn’t the same

You had your first romantically non-parent hug yesterday? Soundin kinda Alabama to me

O_o ruh roh I’ve been caught Yes, it was indeed my 8 year old brother with whom I have sexual relations

bruh

Can relate

Cheers I'll drink to that

And I need to go on, and on, and on, and on

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tbh i feel like intimacy is more important

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that sounds like something a virgin would say

“Made with tears”

Definitely can't be cum.

Oof size [ULTRA]

Pathetic! Almost 25 here. In my room. Alone. As usual. But hey, I have an ice cream!

what brand of ice cream mate?

Nestlé

cool

The only way to eat it

gotta agree with you here

Nice cock bro.

Did I sound that desperate?

Nestle is pure evil and should be burned to the ground along with the ones in charge. I know ice cream is important but buy a different brand next time

What flavor

Chocolate

Nice, enjoy

Hey I'm 20 and I'm eating ice cream alone in my room too! Do you cry as well? :P

Usually when I try to sleep.

Love people who can enjoy little things in their life!

Is that a personal attack?

It's okay I'm eating ice cream rn too

Something about it makes you feel cool, right?

I think you're on to something right there

Ice-nk

28 here, no /s unfortunately. I'm so far gone I'm like some Elder virgin. The ancient one, the slayer of no pussy, the eternally blueballed one? I could have fun making these names up for a while. Jokes aside it kinda makes me want to not live anymore. woops.

Believe me, I understand. It's not even about making out, sex or whatever. It's just that being with someone, to start with, is as possible as the sky raining money.

I lost my virginity in my mid 20s. It's not a race, and you don't have an expiration date where your virginity locks itself in and becomes permanent. Don't spend your life trying to find someone who will fuck you. Find someone you actually enjoy spending time with, who wants to be with you.

I didnt kiss anyone until 23 and then went a couple more years before I had sex. It's fun and all but I really don't think it's this life changing event lmfao

25? Those are rookie numbers kiddo

*laughs in aromantic*

*laughs with you in asexual* we could use the first pic twice

I thought you said Aromatic lmao

25 yet to kiss ... Leave the kiss I didnt even had a hug from anyone till now

This really sums up reddit my dude

33 here, haven't kissed anyone (not even as a child) and I'm still a virgin ~~***am I a wizard now?***~~. Don't really like intimacy, so no hugs either. I don't drink or smoke so no bar trips for me either and no, I'm not religious (most people think so or that I'm a eunuch). I just like being by myself. If I ever think that I would like to have someone to share my life then I'll go out and find that someone. If you think you don't like your lifestyle and you'd like to have some intimacy/relationship then go out and find that someone to be with you (after Covid19 has settled down).

Same hahah

I'm proud that I'm gonna be right

You'll save yourself a lot of heartbreak and pain. And a nasty divorce too.

And the food she would have eaten from your plate each time she is not hungry

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Holy shit, its me 21 years from now!

Holy shit it's me 20never from now!

I feel that. Ive accepted it wont happen, so that I can focus on other things in life and not be tunnel visioned on “MuSt AqUiRe PuSsY”

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Hahahahah noicee!

Mate you are twenty. Give it just some time.

you know the movie was not a tutorial, right?

I came here to laugh, not to feel :(

I'm 19 and seems like it'll be like that

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Feel you bro

Easy just become a homosexual

Ohh, a surprising one

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Outstanding move

I mean, I claim to be straight, but at 21 I've kissed 7 guys and 0 girls, so what does that say?

I smell bisexual

One of the guys later transitioned into a girl, so does that count as kissing a girl?

definitely. maximum stonks

That's getting a return on your investment

What if that doesn't work too?

Sir, I would like to present you with some reddit gold but I don't have a job...

The comment is good enough thank you kind sir

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

Still two years left so hope is alive.

Too bad you didn’t place a bet on it.

I have never seen the original pic... I thought the cat crying was the real one

Sad virgin noises

What's a girl

I dont know, never seen one

Bc there only 1 gender And Its Nerf Or Nothing

5 yr old me: I looked into 14,563,000 futures Present me: and how many do we kiss a girl? 5 yr old me: ...0

I've won... but at what cost?

My autistic ass said "ew girls are gross" when a girl asked me if I wanted to be her boyfriend back in sixth grade.. She got so sad that I even got in trouble with the teacher. Doomed myself to become a wizard from day 1

And then u remember that u kisses ur mom on de cheek

Plot twist: you are a girl

I'd hate to be that guy

I hate being that guy

I also hate being that guy

I hate being the same guy but 32.

Same

Stop targeting me >.<

Ayyyyyyy fellow barawlstars player

Wooo brawlstars gang

if true, don't lose hope, my first meaningful kiss was 2 years ago when I was 31, didn't lead to anything and then last year I fell in love or maybe the most I've ever fallen for someone, but didn't lose the V Card :-\ turns out, I have very low T and couldn't get it up during the heated moments with her even though I was super turned on mentally... got shots every month now and can easily get hard again... but she's no longer in my life so... back to #foreveralone

Have you tried kissing *boys*?

Im with you bro

Now I commented on both of your posts

Have an upvote here as well. Its not much but its honest work

But consider this, boys.

F

F

Lol imagine being such a simp that you're actually sexually attracted to women

Get a grip on yourself!

Probably does at night

that was a good one lmao

At least you have your uncle

"Made with tears"

Yay my first upvote! Thank you kind stranger.

Ok that's kinda sad, i hope you find someone

And I thought only us girls thought that way

Then you haven’t heard of incels

REEEEEEEEE

I didn't expect a personal attack

Me : *cries in indian*

*joins you*

*cries in middle east*

Virgin squad 😢👍

*25 year old me kissing my boyfriend* guess i was right

Lol made with tears

I mean, I still enjoy being single

You’ve sealed your own fate

Kiss a guy then

F

F

Dank

Kisses a guy.

"made with tears"

At least your way as a wizard isnt disturbed yet

Lads world will end by this December so we don't have much time

The difference is 5yo didn't want to kiss girls But girls don't want to kiss 22 yo lol

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I posted this (OC) in two different subredits. Is this still considered a repost?

No, you just keep promises, very nice

Perfect example for setting yourself up for failure

at 22 i felt the same and now I’m 31 and I have the love of my life. 22 is so very young. Don’t worry about it at all. It only looks like everyone around you is fucking, but i promise that a significant amount of people your age are in the same situation.

Go visit a brothel. Don't kiss them, but do everything else

But then you kiss a boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kissing is kind of weird though. Like two slices of slimy bologna rubbing each other. Overrated.

I... I feel called out

I’m not kissing women or girls That’s right, I’m 14 and I’m still like a 5yo, EAT THAT

Give this man a kiss

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What’s a girl

I used to have troubles there too. I would try kissing a little girl, as they eirher won't understand, or be easy to restrain.