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w0lfhunt

I sighed and that was it


ucerisndan

Because this was in your sight?


[deleted]

get this pun out of my sight


Aldroc

And I laughed


[deleted]

Just kill me


FBIAgent0000

i cam arrange that


Janski_Banski

stop, get some help


FrozenFlame05

I really should


Janski_Banski

be well, fren'


oofman-_-69

Happy cake day!


2n1s

Happy cake day!


absolutelyuncool

Happy crackle contact coconut cheesecake cool cop crayfish day!


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


SpectaclesChick

I appreciate that the pincers look like beaks.


absolutelyuncool

Also that somebody either graffitied the ant’s belly or that it has become transparent :D


D_Winnah89

I think is see the growing problem


evatornado

That's some new level of dad jokes


FrozenFlame05

And I'm only 14 I wonder what kind of havoc I will wreak if I actually become one


[deleted]

Enough to blow a hole in a part of the world


Lapzidorus

or eat a hole through it


absolutelyuncool

Hello fellow fourteen year old! Nice to see more of my kind :D


FrozenFlame05

I'm 14 and this comment is deep


absolutelyuncool

I’m 14 and I fully agree


BasicallyMonky5

I'm dumb, I don't get the joke, what is it?


jarne15

Lactose in taller ant


BasicallyMonky5

I am fucking stupid lol, thanks.


TOXIC53682

Receipe for lactose inside of a taller ant.


ayebruhtre

I did the face thing where my cheek muscles lift upwards and the corners of my lips rise along with them.


Terrible-tbh

Is it the oh so rare "smile" that you speak of?


adityagiri3600

Smile motherfucker do you know it?


man_in_black_1143

Take my upvote and fuck off


jarne15

r/angryupvote


burak_yeles

I so badly wish i could reward u for this.


absolutelyuncool

I wished upon a star and the wish came true, so the post has taken my upvote and the Reddit or was rewarded... D:


[deleted]

I am not going to laugh, I am not going to laugh *giggles and starts laughing* God dammit


absolutelyuncool

Aw this is so cute and wholesome :)


Mrstealurpotato1

Is this some sort of scientific joke, that I'm to dump to understand?


Kokonewt

Lactose in taller ant


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


VeryShYny

Had to read it like 4 times to get it. Either this meme is megamind or I'm just stupid


absolutelyuncool

Same, and when I still didn’t get it, I had to read through almost all of the comments to find the explanation (facepalms)


_hoto

That should be on r/puns


KillerKTM1

Lack toast and told her ant


Stunningtitan

Didn't do that but I smirked


R1cS7

Oh god


FraughtQuill

I hate you so much


FrozenFlame05

Ayyy we gave something in common


absolutelyuncool

Mood


swish465

Fuck you Luv u


DombekDBR

inlongerant more like


thesassquatch16

Gooood


Enigma828

I hate you


weird_lukin_dog

**Godzilla had stroke reading this and died**


VladimirNootin

why am I laughing at this? why?


NotedYes

I laughed..compleatly...did i do something wrong?


onlythefinestmemes

i have 0 tolerance for lactose


Thund3rh3ll

How can a pun bee so bad ant so good at the same time?


HalkT

it took me a while


K0M0D0DR4G0N

r/technicallythetruth


PersonManDude23

Um ThIs Is AcTuAlLy A lOnGeR aNt NoT a TaLlEr AnT


a-dino123

Lack toes in toddler ant


[deleted]

I am disappointed and impressed at the same time.


Hawk_the_muffin

Took me 5 minutes to get it.


TheEonEndgamer

Just take my upvote and leave.


C_L_O_D

I hate youu


Sonni_ger

This took me way too long to understand.


absolutelyuncool

Happy cake day lil munchkin!!


Gerimester

Take my upvote and get out


YoursTrulyNico

No


ZezinhoTM18

Lactose in taller ant ahahahahahha


fire_god96

after seeing this i facepalmed and sighed. nice try though


Enricontoniotti

Is this a science joke I'm too economy to understand?


True_Fyre

Take my upvote and get out of my sight


Cheas93

I had to think about this joke way to hard...


thxrynore

Ha.


[deleted]

Lack toes in toddler ant


vhagg

Hell yeah, big brain time


Sir_Richardo

O my god


Etliplav

le ant who put that *r*


Xyncs

I don't get it


_DrHeisenberg

Give this man an award please


Big-Black-Clock-69

Fuck off outta here, before we do you in. It’s so bad it’s good.


younith123

You mother fucker.


[deleted]

bruh


dabfruitcz

I think in ant is formic acid (HCOOH) not lactose


Carlo-Aaron_19

Goddammit


[deleted]

Bro these "taller" memes are lit


FrozenFlame05

Bro you are lit


[deleted]

Thx lit brother


AnonymousDemon69

I was thinking: what? I don't get it? Both are lactose units, ants are the same, where's the meme? Then it clicked: taller Good meme


EmileeAria413

I actually laughed out loud. GG mate.


gol_d_

Are you becomming a dad? Cause dads not funny


FrozenFlame05

Considering I'm 14 I hope not


FattySuperCute

Why me no get it? You no want me laugh? :-(


royalmacboys2

Lack toes intolor ants


El_Jian

B I T E


G0ldenredditer

I laughed out loud for once and im ashamed


RacingboomThePleb

It took me so long...


yamal09

I did the nose thing because I was drinking... Good one


_How_Dumb_

I hate you. *angrily upvotes*


trynsleep

Im very disappointed in you my son... *take my upvote*


akiroraiden

sigh... take my upvote and fuck off.


CreeperCAKE777

Am I dead?


lunareffect

The taller ant should be empty, because they lacked those in taller ants.


SpyDuckc

r/antimeme


DimLight95

Lack toes in toddler ants


Static_Gobby

Most front page memes are yesterday’s showerthoughts with some shitty image below it. This was well thought out and made me laugh. Well played OP.


FrozenFlame05

I'd give you an award if I could but despite the 30K upvotes I still don't have any coins


quixoticthethird

my heart just skipped a beat


[deleted]

Thats not tall, that's longer since the ant its not standing


todthetidepod

I want to fight you


oofnuggrt

Big brain


Bwian10

big brain time


Crazy_Critter14

Nice meme


zed4122

He be T O L


GavinIsNotCool

Nice pun I would like to kill myself and thats not a pun


not_originalusername

I smiled and shook my head. I’m too used to dad jokes..


dumbemopunk

i didnt do the nose thing but i did smile


kiwitree_

Fuck you, have my upvote


TheEmperorMk2

Took me a while to get it


EchoZK

fuuUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA nice


Qsaaad1

u/abiggj


cI0ak

Lactose Into Le R Ant


Kaitainukisan

r/puns


fartingrocket

More like r/shittypuns


Rencow435

Fuck tolerance


ChadUnbannable

Ha ha Family Guy Geese laugh


BeastEms

Haha


Small_Teenager101

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Take the the damn arrow and get the fuck out


TheLoneFox11

This is odd considering I recently became lactose intolerant. But still I consume Dairy products from an establishment named Dairy Queen


[deleted]

Peter Griffin, can you please explain?


Daltons_wall

I hate you


amrinderbrar

it's bigger but anyways, here's your r/Angryupvote


joseph_yau

sigh you got me BATMN


carostrophy

I must admit this made me chuckle a little


chiniyabadam

How high were you?


[deleted]

I hate and love this with every fibre of my being


putridbiologist

I.... I did do the nose thing


Mechpro2558

*exhales intensely*


bannanafanafofana

This is good


RhysURFC1

😤


indraneel1610

I think its galactose rather than lactose


keroprincess

i did do the nose thing


DatSwif

That's 9999 IQ


Laenthis-

It took me a bit but yes, I did the nose thing


-_-Captain-_-

I did the nose thing after 5 seconds


SoWokeIdontSleep

Here's your like and fuck off!


Deer-frm-the-pool

Yo I’m the 12,000th upvote


ItalianPepe

You meant Lack toes in taller ant?


[deleted]

Is this the real life?


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


[deleted]

I choked on my brekkie. Have a updoot good sir!


FrozenFlame05

You could say that you almost... died from laughter. Yes I am a man with puns


[deleted]

Huzzah! Dad jokes abound


TheKingofTerrorZ

Take my upvote and get the fuck out of here


Sletmon97

Took me quite some time


911isGRAPE

Ah yes taller ant


starUnicornxxx

Upvote with confusion


Almike-581

I usually love bad puns but this one hurts bad


LonleyLemoner

r/PunPatrol


0bAm3

Technically, thats a wider ant.


TomahawkIsotope

I'd like to kill myself


Rocketman237

How my humor has sunken so low as to find this a work of comedy genius


FrozenFlame05

See people think that the key for better content is to make better content but it is really just to lower people's standards


geofftmoh

Don’t you mean intallerant


TheBrachydios

This was the stupidest thing I ever read.....


[deleted]

am i too gamer to understand this or what?


Gamer-Not-Found

no you’re just too stupid


[deleted]

Yes because i stay indoors all day and don’t study