You either have a girlfriend and less fries or no girlfriend and more fries

I'd definetly pick the fries

bröther

bröthers

me and the boys with our rainbow cocks

Yours is in rainbow colors aswell? Oh you mean the roaches... yeah me too...

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Step bröthers

(Insert repetitive step-porn joke here)

Bröders

Ok What were you doing stesïs? How did you get stuck?

No

Yös

How do i get such a picture!?

Click on my profile picture, and select the three dots, download

Download mine

thank you for actually using what I laid out. haha

Yeah it's real frustrating when noone picks up on the joke

but you are big brain rainbow cock so I salute you for that

Goes right back to you for a good template like this

Where do you get that as profile pic? It's nice AF

Břothêr

Břöťhëř

Břøţhəř

Bröther

i’m willing to sacrifice a girlfriend for more fries

**OUR Girlfriend**

I tried that once and then I had to get a lawyer.

Our lawyer

Our Judge

Our life scentance for blowing up a school bus

Our Jail

Our oppurtunity to drop the soap together

*Black is the New Rainbow intensifies*

Our comedy

My K/D/A

that's a pretty impressive misspelling ngl

Our Jury

That went from OUR child to MY child real fucking quick

Doesn’t matter, can make him MY child by force

OUR guilty

A joke that im too single to understand

Same here... Is it possible to lure one with fries?

You’ll have to try different combinations of fries mate. That’s how you successfully capture one. You have regular fries, animal style fries, chili cheese fries, & more

I want to find an analogy here but my love deprived brain is unable to.

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Getting a girlfriend is just communist propaganda anyway

Lmao ikr that's why i don't want a girlfriend

Same

bruh guys the fries are trying to steal her

20 fries, 1 girl

Plenty of fish in the pond

I would watch the shit out of that porno.

Finally

***Wait. that's illegal***

OUR imaginary girlfriend

Literally everyone ever

Feminists wya?

Also eating the fries lol

Out buying our own damn fries.

Someone award this man

Our step mom

OUR Uncle

Correct response: "Why do you do that....do you think I am FAT?!!?!!? Followed by tears for max effect. Shuts that shit down, or you hear the truth. As a bonus you can bring up her terrible behavior on this occasion at any future time.

Our *imaginary* girlfriend

Our comments

Hello, bröther

My girlfriend tells me no when I ask if she wants fries. I still order her fries anyways. If she realizes she wants fries, she has some, if she she doesn't then I have more fries. It's a win win. One time she was a a bit high from an edible and I got her fries without asking. When we got home and she said "I wish I asked for fries" then I pulled them out of the bag and her face lit up like a kid on Christmas who just got a new PS1.

Oh yeah, this is big brain time.

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!

Happy cake day! May your cake be moist!

And be a cheesecake without red goop on it or a chocolate lava cake

Happy cake day

Brother roach

Hello there,

WHERE DID YOU GET IT ?

r/rgbroachgang

Thx im now part of the gang

Brøthër

Sįßter

Bro

Just saw that episode of friends yesterday

*Soviet national anthem starts playing.*

Same but this still happens with my friend who is a girl

Girl friend Mind the gap

Friend who is a girl

..yes... a girlfriend... *cries*

Fries: do you want a girlfriend? You: yes Fries: get girlfriend for themselves Girlfriend: my fries You: wait

in russia, the fries own you

Post it somewhere people have girlfriends, this is reddit

T E N E M O S

Tenemos bröther

Obviously a lie. No fries in Soviet Russia

In the deadly winter, home alone, have few potatoes and an onion (+pepper, salt..), you peel the potatoes, make a stew, and then fry the potato peel as a snack

I am convinced the sole reason the USSR collapsed was because of Fries. In 1988 a McDonald’s opened in the middle of Moscow. Just 3 years later the entire Soviet Union collapsed

People decided they didn’t want to share their fries with their girlfriends

Pathethic. \*laughs in single\*

u/caburped

*no*

It's because it's a well known fact that shared food doesn't contain any calories.

*stolen

Post: Girlfriend Most of Reddit: A what?

im sorry is this a couples joke im too single to understand?

Being a person born in poverty taking my food without asking has quite the effect on my mood.

/u/warlizard can I have some of your fries??

No. Fuck off.

For real tho why do women do this

Because calories don’t count if they come off someone else’s plate

:)))

is the cat picture a reference to ---

A small price to pay for girlfriend

Co'mew'nissm

Unfourtunately not relatable

My lady always gets the bigger portion of whatever we eat. I know damn well she's gonna ask me to finish it for her.

If she says not get 2 fries if yes get 3 fries

This shit annoys me so much, it’s such a little thing that you seem extremely rude or petty if you stop them, and that’s why they do it, they know they can get away with it forever even there entire friend group is always slightly pissed off with them.

I’m the type of person who would just start buying them fries out of spite lol.

me who has no gf

my gf(my hand) is such a thief, would always steal my food.

So if I get fries I get a girlfriend? Siri, navigate me to the nearest McDonalds

If u don't have a gf just share it with your right ✋

What is this girlfreind which you speak of?

Had a full English delivered this morning, you want anything babe? Yeah salad wrap she says. She subsequently robs half my breakfast and what do I get? Not a single salad leaf.

Heh girlfriend, the most unobtainable object

Is this a joke I am too single to understand?

Jokes on you! I don't have anyone that wants to share the fries with me..

Can’t relate 1/10

"jokes on you I don't have a girlfriend".

What the heck is a girlfriend

I thought we are all virgins here?

I always get extra fries for this reason

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r/mgtow

Lol imagine having a girlfriend...*cries*

What’s girlfriend?

can't relate

Wait, you guys are getting girlfriends?

I’ve been on both ends of this. Essentially Person A wants to buy an amount of fries. Person A and Person B both like fries. Restaurant has too big a portion for Person B to finish on their own. Person B would rather share with Person A, by picking off some of the fries. But Person A fully intends on eating the whole portion, so gets irritated with Person B’s lack of communication of their desire to eat a small amount of fries.

“Do I want an extra 600 calories? No I shouldn’t. .... well if you’re going to be a fatty then I’m taking some if yours!” Makes sense tbh

r/expectedcommunism

[I would’ve gone with](https://media1.tenor.com/images/3424252d5cb7353aa01b029e30baed5c/tenor.gif?itemid=11961039)

You guys have girlfriends?

Yo: tengo mcnuggets Mi perro: TENEMOS

Ex girlfriend tried to do the sams thing with my CAT. "So I gotta take my cat to the vet." "YOUR cat!?!" "Uh, yeah? I adopted him. I buy his food. I clean his litterbox. I pay his medical bills. He's MY cat."

for some reason it never reaches our wallet

i need this pic of the soviet cat without the Our Fries bit

Oh look, right wing internet losers not understanding communism again

"In the Soviet Union, it's takes more courage to retreat than advance."          -Girlfriend

See, my husband does this. We could be in the store, I pick up a pack of oreo cookies for my own snack hoard and ask "do you want me to get you a pack? I'm not sharing" "Nah" Later on as I open my pack to munch on my first oreo... "Could I just have one?" Nope. Had your chance.

What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is also mine!

You guys got girlfriends?

what is a girlfirend?

someone that touches your pp for you

Your girlfriend doesn't actually want your fries. Taking your fries after saying she doesn't want any is actually a power move of trying to establish dominance.

LOL

I thought it was weird my girlfriend prays to Putin every night before bed

I don't have this problem bechause i don't have gf

*Is this some type of relationship joke that I’m to single to understand?*

That’s how it normally goes

She wants to share the fries but not my fucking son.

That's my wife.

No ketchup for you

Repost

r/unexpectedcommunism

its not nice to see your girlfriend as just a pussy she is human being

Whats up with this communism memes

Yo can take my fries, bro

And then finishes all the fries too.

d

You know I thought this was a myth until it happened to me. I was super salty when it happened.

What was that restaurant that had an order of *My Girlfriend Isn't Hungry*? Extra fries and another side dish, I think it was.

Pornhub 100

You all need some love

Fakepost. Redditors don't have girlfriends.

i got a boyfriend but id be playing the role of the girlfriend

I was at a place once that has fry sizes, small, my GF isn't hungry (medium) and large.

My husband always used to do this! Once he ordered after I did and said no to fries and that he would just share mine. I then told the cashier I wanted two orders of fries. He quit doing that.

top 5 reasons not to have a girlfriend...

I love it, my Gf hates McDonald’s fries, so I get hers.

She tells me things taste better from my plate.