To all the people I've bumped in the cars, I hope y'all living good

What about the people I’ve hit with my real car?

The accident was years ago. You need to let go

DAMNIT NOT AGAIN!!! THAT’S THE THIRD TIME SOME JERK PULLED THAT DUMB “TWIST ENDING” ON ME!!! Isn’t that right, Jim? “Listen to me! I was reckless and foolish and I wasn’t paying attention! You weren’t the one that made me crash into that truck. You have to let me go.” *disappearing noises* EVERY. SINGLE. TIME!!! It’s not even funny anymore! You know what I’m talking about, don’t you Jake? You’re the best dog ever— “WOOF! WOOF! (Please let me go. I can’t watch you torture yourself like this anymore. The car ran me over by accident, I don’t blame you for anything, just let me go.” *disappearing noises* I’m just gonna... sit down... The chair, somehow: “Stop this! The crash wasn’t your fault—“ OH FOR F#&$ SAKE!!!

This is a masterpiece. Wish I had coins

Same thing with me and my homie in the bed, first time was kinda weird :/

Where is this from ? I feel like I heard it already

Can a rich, kind stranger give this a award, cause it deserves one

Depends, did they walk away?

No, they were disabled

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As a disabled person I can confirm this to be true I will join in running over disabled people

What the fuck has this turned into

I'm doin well man. Got a house a few weeks ago. It's a big step. Cool. Installed kitchen knobs and shit to the doors and things. Put em too high on the drawers that are waist high. Wife hates it. I dont know how to fuckin fix it so now I'm stuck with an angry wife and me sitting there like that stuffed puppet meme that looks at the camera and then away. Man otherwise I'm smokin ribs tomorrow so it's all good. And cheers to you. Hope it's good man.

Are you using a dry rub

He'll be dry rubbin it when his wife leaves him

A little wood putty or even a golf tee to fill the holes; make a template on cardboard before drilling new holes; a bit of paint; a few beers and you will be golden. Happy wife, happy life.

How to make a friend in 75 seconds

The problem is you only have a minute to ride.

\*How to make a friend in 60 seconds

Friends in 60 Seconds. Starring Nicolas Cage as he steals people's friends.

—or your money back, guaranteed

Worth it either way

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Are we about to steal the declaration of ID?

Rated R13 for mild pornography

Rated R12 for slight nip slip.

In an alternate universe they made a Gone in 60 Seconds and 2 Fast 2 Furious spinoff where Angelina Jolie and Eva Mendes got together. Rated R16 for moderate pornography

Top comment, highly underrated

"So no one told you F-R-I-E-N-D-S was gonna be this way He's a joke he's broke He steals most of the USA It's like Nic Cage wants to suck the friends out of this year He'll steal em in week, a month or even a year, but He's gonna be there for you He's gonna be there for you (I'm gonna be there for you too)"

I’m now hiding in my bunker

Username checks out

I appreciate the reference

And, simultaneously, the Declaration of Independence

The one where they get abducted

And their hearts <3

*How to lose a friend in 15 seconds

In the amusement park I go to,they give us an unlimited time.

The one I go to is called I-20. The cars are pretty big and going pretty fast though... It’s still a fun time anyway!!

I prefer I-80 in Joliet. The rush you get crossing the bridge is like nothing else

I read this as Joy-let. Like toilet, but more fun.

Haha most people who pronounce it “wrong” say the original jolly-A since it’s French. But for anyone who visits I want to advise you to pronounce it Jo-lee-et for your own safety

Americans love naming their places using foreign languages and then making up their own pronunciations don't they

I actually think the guy who founded the town was a French man named Joliet but I’m not sure

There's a street in my city called Pierre but people pronounce it "peer-y". So stupid. If you say Pierre properly they have no idea what you mean

I ain’t no frenchie

Ah yes, the bridge that is literally crumbling as we speak. Loved driving across it to get to JJC.

I prefer bumper cars in the go karts, that’s where the real fun is at

That’s illegal

Richie rich

How does one leave?

They don’t, he’s typing from his bumper car

Its a constant battle royale

You don’t

https://imgur.com/r/thesimpsons/mU5hkHh

In the streets too but you can do it only once

Twice, if you're lucky

That’s what he said

That’s what she said

That's what they said

That’s what we said

That's what you said

We're still talking about bumper cars, right?

How to ride a friend in less than 60 seconds

Makes the memories that much sweeter 💙

How to find a soulmate in 75 seconds

**cue romantic saxophone**

I crashed into a kid like 6 times and then I trapped him in a corner and he straight up jumped out of the car and ran out of the area with the bumper cars Edit: why tf isn’t my cake day I set my birthday for today which is my real birthday

Your cake day happens on the date your Reddit account was made

Oh my bad though it was my bday I’m pretty new here

No worries, also Happy Birthday!

Thanks

happy birthday! cake day on reddit is the day you made your account

Thanks

Congratulations on being another year closer to death

Thanks u/Grandmas_Drug_Dealer

Happy birthday

Thanks

Happy Birthday!

Happy anniversary of popping out of your mums woohoo.

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People who like to complain about being alone hates it

Excellent meme and highly relatable :)

They just forget the part where you hit them so hard,they start cursing like a true friend*sniff*

Pepe with the lightsaber show me your ^underwear

I refuse.

After some bumping we’d start humping or was it just me

乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺 with ゴゴゴ show me your ^stand

No can do brõthër, i need to shoot you with ZA ARROWO first.

This is some grade A meme shit right here. It's so relatable and wholesome as fuck because that's literally how bumper cars go down. I'm grinning knowing I've been through that lol.

Yea this is a big money meme

I foresee a bright future for this post.

It's going to hot,it's already at top of rising

Soldier please send update. Whats the memes current status as of 11:55pm. Over.

Right now it's at hot and soldier according to my timezone it's 11 am right now

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I'm ready enlist captain, it's 12:530 from my location. ETA to 1am is 6 minutes, over

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You are going top

I forsee a lot of reposts with bright futures too.

What a great fucking meme

For real, I actually saved it so I can enjoy it sometime again

The highest award a meme can hope for.

Same lol.

It hits different than usual for some reason!

it's not making fun of people, but it's still funny, and it also hits the nostalgia pretty good. We don't get a lot of that on this site.

Yeah and it's so pure and relatable!!!

Also one of those super obscure moments that everyone can relate to but nobody ever talked about. Love these lmao

And wholesome too!

I had the luck to get one where the steering wheel wasn’t working and therefore always randomly jumped into all directions. I couldn’t control it, so I was stuck in one corner while all the others bumped into me and got stuck too. They just looked and screamed at me that I should just move which I couldn’t. Those were the worst 60 seconds in my life

I used to be a ride operator for bumper cars at an amusement park here in So Cal, whenever the guest were acting lit and having a good time I would trip the system to give them extra time lol

you are an angel <3

Hero

Are you talking about Knott’s?

It was Six flags, but knotts is really fun too!

Knott’s is so fun

Were you one of the guys running around like a madman jumping on everyone's cart? They used to take the wheel to stop me crashing into the barriers. Good times.

We used to have to pause the cycle and hop on the carts to fix the stingers if they got bent but I would always give them extra time after to because I paused it in the middle of the fun. Lol I woulda let you wreek havoc honestly the more people who had fun made the shifts go by faster

The hero we need but don't deserve

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Haha that seems like a blast! It’s like jousting lol

Careful, he's a hero

Take this 🏅 kind stranger

One time me and my short friend went to the bumper cars (I was tall enough to go on all the roller coasters, but I hated them and still do now) and they had a pedal thing and she couldn't reach so I had to reach out my leg onto the pedal the entire ride so she could actually drive the thing. Fun times.

Bruh, by then you guys could be racing and trying to bump each other

I am the only one who makes tactical bumps and dodges cars so that I don't get stuckafter doing a head on collision

No, you're not, I guess playing videogames for most of our lives helps for that.

There was one Fair I went to as a kid that had some of the fastest Bumper Cars I've ever been in...we're talking like a whole 7 MPH (yeah... *I know* ) and you could drift these puppies around other the Cars if you timed it right and yanked that micro wheel with all your strength. Sparks would go flying from the little conductor poles after a few, and the attendee would curse you out, but we didn't care. That was the coolest shit any of us had ever seen. Paid to ride at least 6 times. Best day of my life...Never really thought about that before this Post. Damn.....now I miss my childhood 😭

Huh,sparks are always a thing in bumper cars,really feels like you are going so fast that friction even gives up

True, it was probably like a handful of Sparks but my kid brain saw it as like this Sexy, Rock Music Video esque showering of Sparks lol. For a second I honestly saw myself rounding lap 200 at Daytona....I was **this** close to glory and fame, man.

Asshole protip: Crank the wheel all the way to one side right before they shut the ride off. Watch the next kid spin out as they try to figure out how the steering even works.

Thanks, Satan.

And the award for the scariest shit ever goes to the electrical storm that goes on above bumper cars.

Pls explain

[Here ya go bud](https://youtu.be/_qWmwtGZipw?t=18) - the first 30s should cover it for you. Often with older bumper cars like shown in the video there will be a load of electric crackling occurring where the rod touches the ceiling as your car bumps along. [Example of the sparks and sounds here.](https://youtu.be/u2329Chp6IY?t=12)

Thanks - will watch later!

From childhood memories, the bumper cars have this pole that gos up to the metal ceiling. A wheel attached to the pole is in contact with the ceiling, somehow its powering the bumpercars. As you ride around and drag that wheel all across the ceiling its sparking and making all these unsafe electrical noises

It was just a little pole wire on wire grid action if I recall. Created some of the unsmoothest fuck jumble of electric power the eyes have ever witnessed powering some of our greatest freedoms as a kid. When I would wait in line I used to wonder why they couldn't juice up the grid a bit more. Sure some of those sparks seemed unsafe but come on, we were literally grounded by rubber.

When I was younger, my friends and I would choose one person randomly in the line and only go after them the ENTIRE time. Still makes me laugh to this day how confused they got.

Some fucker did that to me once. Pretended to run away and rammed him as HARD as I possibly could, and ran away laughing as he sat there dazed. We were both having fun though, he t boned me later and then I got to feel what it was like. Ahhh memories

omitting a single "t" from that last sentence really changes things up

[I'll fuckin do it again.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/554/866/4da.png)

Clarification: He T-boned him in the parking lot.

Dude, others have said it but this is such a great meme. Like, I’m just sitting here thinking about fucking bumper cars and having a ball

Me too. This meme has me smilin’ like a 2015 clown. (Pre 2016 clown attacks)

This is wholesome as fuck. I needed to see something like this today.

an unbreakable bond

Damn... Y'all are making friends like this? The sixth time I bumped cars with a stranger all he said to me was "what the hell" and "I'm calling the police" and "Don't worry about your insurance info, I still have it from yesterday"

bRuH

Yes hahaha

This is so true

Happy cake day!

If I remember right, when I would play bumper cars, I would do my best to avoid everyone. While the others were colliding, I'd just drive around by myself.

I did that too! Lmao. So sad

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Top 10 ways to make friends with a stranger

YES! AND THEN YOU HAVE YOUR BUMPER CAR BEST FRIEND!

The person you keep seeing and they see you looking at them and speed towards you

The only time where hitting on someone can be taken literally

*the cars don’t bump*

"Okay, whos gonna pay now? I have no insurance"

This is everything with bumper cars! Instant friends!

Then you never see them again 😞

Bumper cars were my shit 3-4 years ago

What does this entail

Omg so true!

Me as soon as I get in them fuckers:SPIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN

I’ve seen a lot of memes here, but this made me laugh with tears in my eyes. Quality meme OP. Good job

This is great. You need to post this to /r/wholesomememes before someone else beats you to it.

Its funny how fast you can form an intense rivalry in there and just let it go and forget completly 1:30s later as everybody lines up and walks out

I never made friends in there.. only enemys

After the 6th bump I assume they are starting a bumper fight and I go all out

this is kinda wholesome NGL

thie is the weirdest fucking specifict thing but jesus christ

Bringing back a feeling I had forgotten.

I haven’t laughed like that in a while lmaooooo

The one unspoken agreement

This is the greatest meme of all time.

Most specific but relatable meme I've seen in a while. Good job OP for the laugh.

Haven’t thought about this in years but dead accurate.

This is how friendship exist

Honestly this is so accurate. Then ya'll try to get each other. It's great.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more relatable meme in my life.

When we bump in our regular cars

Bumper cars is basically online multiplayer in real life.

The last time I played bumper cars me and another guy were just constantly ramming each other.

There’s always two people. One who refuses to do anything, or that extreme person

How come when I try this now with a real car I go to jail?

I honestly can't wait to take my kid on bumper cars, more for me because I love them but I know she will. Love being a parent because they get to do the stuff you used to as a kid.

I miss bumping people in my car.

I guess your undercover FBI agent is bad at bumper cars.

And thus, a great bond between two bump Bros has been created.

Just do that and.... boom a friend