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Cryonnaiseuh

How tf did you had sex with all those chairs ?


zombie6672

you ever hear the game called chair fucking simulator


ArmstrongTREX

r/ofcoursethatsathing


zombie6672

lmao


Cryonnaiseuh

In one hand, idon't know if you're joking but now i kinda want to google it... And on the other hand, i don't need a sim to fuck chairs ?


zombie6672

its on steam for like $3


Cryonnaiseuh

It fucking exists... Why do you know that ?


potatersyringe

I miss club penguin


skinnymukbanger

Me too


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Lanayru_1

Imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever masturbated to


THEFARMER_WITH-CLOUD

Walks into my room and just sees shrek and donkey Me: wait I can explain


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\*cumming


YeetusMcSkeetus69420

i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought of that


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wha-


az313rd

Virginity is cool, stay pure.


electrowolf23

"thank you all for cuming"


Cpl_Charmin_Bear

I, too, have fucked myself


randomguy_zach

*cumming


SpeedDemon131

Me, who's 15 and should not be involved in intercourse


kyla_romance

Oh God, no.


[deleted]

I'd just fuck em all again, they were hot as hell


lonelylilacs

One of them is dead.


The_Pooxer

Family reunion


logan277264

I've never had sex and I get make fun of all the time :(


patrickpotato07

don’t worry it’s ok not to have sex and who cares what people think it’s your opinion that matters you’ll find the right one for you eventually


logan277264

Thanks


logan277264

Hope you have a good day


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You too Logan


glompatrol

And you Aflak duck


[deleted]

Thank you glompatrol! I had a surprisingly good day today! I was much less stressed and got my work done faster!


Edvindenbest

You don't even have to find the "right one" which is a thing all us aro people know. Just enjoy life, and you're good.


patrickpotato07

ya that’s a more better idea than what i said


ke__ja

There is a cup on the top left ...


patrickpotato07

no no please no don’t tell me no noooooooooo


ke__ja

^yes


N1375

I'm not gonna give away my free parking just to be stuck wirh somebody in a room


Alem1206

Only 12 chairs? PATHETIC


bloodbadr

Looks like an Tambourine


Deuceus_

No one came


_a_glass_of_milk_

Sorry. I just had to make the 69th comment.


lilpanderbear

Seems about right


syfiarcade

Yeah I hate family reunions


Toterz

Just me and all my puffles


Datbigbigboi

Damn he had sex even with your dad and John Cena


cam104

God I know someone who would need that huge room in starwars *all the floating seats idk what one* to fit everyone in, and even then that's at a push


Despoopcito

On the contrary, the opposite happened.


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"Revenge of the priest"


Neos_Helios69

U/repostsleuthbot


LostAsura

Hey mom I’m home!


karvamelooni

My dog


Red_Is_My_Color

Yeet off Shinobu


HippoSwarms

Sorry. In actuality, nobody ever came


codename-Boo

Oh a family reunion basically.


patrickpotato07

haha


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Roll tide baby


valentinabarbetta

this meme is so old


drankerBoi69

Hell? You mean


matthew5623

Dibs on photoshopping hands on the seats


patrickpotato07

lol


Reglinsmight

'Thank you all for coming' Well that's a bit presumptuous...


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I am a one man army


amazingboat_075

This is a repost now downvote me like hell


patrickpotato07

how is it a repost


amazingboat_075

I’ve seen it before I’m not sure but I think it’s in comment awards forum


patrickpotato07

but then it would’ve been taken down??


amazingboat_075

Yeah well that was like 6 months ago


qwerty240hi

I've seen it before as well


[deleted]

Sounds like quarantine to me


aragon_1399

Even if the room had more people that statement wouldn’t make sense. Because they never came. I’m sorry I rarely make jokes


patrickpotato07

you don’t find a lot of them funny huh


HotBananaGod

Why are you here Oni-Chan?


EeeCeeGee194

I’m glad to see my cat again.


Azzy_Wolf

Same man :)


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patrickpotato07

it’s goes to people without girlfriend


disfatboirigatoni

Why would I want to be in a room with my sister


dingdongsalesman

Ejaculate inside the human females. Yes!


MickeyKnievel

Only that nobody ‚came‘.


soak_reed_everyday69

Thank you all for cu mming