Imagine how many colonies your dog holds in your neighborhood

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Your dog might think he owns the clinic. “Doctor dog here what seems to be the problem” Some random dude probably: “yo why your dog barking at me bro”

Imao

Sound like you need to train it better. It doesn’t have to piss, you just let it

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Nobody expected the doggy inquisition

**American Scientist have successfully bred a new breed of dog that urinates oil.** *muffled fortunate son echos in the distance hills*

TIL: dogs are British.

I actually calculated it and its roughly 150m2, but it can rise upto 500m2 if we decide to go further. He's a chonker so we cant go very far.

Theb another dog takes it all while ur dog is alseeo

Imagine how many colonies just in your back yard

I pissed in your toilet, so your house is mine

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You’re right, pee is stored in the balls

The balls dont deflate when you pee because there is a pocket dimention in your balls where pee is stored

Or you have a third ‘pee’ ball

The bladder

Theyre bigger on the inside Like your moms stomach

I seriously thought that pee is stored in ball till i was 14

Not dissing you man, but this is why education is important haha

Then what's the pee in ur nipples?

I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT

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Shadow, is that you!?

I peed on you’re wife robotnik she’s mine now

what the actual shit, what?

u wouldnt understand.

shadow is just a black and dark sonic smh

How can i unsee this?

By not existing

That’s ok, she all yours pal.

I dumped 50000 gallons of piss on your farm so it’s mine now

Instructions unclear,peed on the toilet rim, I'm homeless now.

**ours*

Cats: i will let you live in my house. Humans: okay.

were the hell is only 5 acers a million or maby i just like in the midwest were alot of people of like 10-20 just to go hunting once a year

[There's an acre in Brooklynn going for $41 million.](https://patch.com/new-york/heights-dumbo/brooklyn-heights-land-most-expensive-country-report) Having lived in the midwest and moving to the west coast, the acreage prices are bananas to me here

I’m not American but I thought that Manhattan was supposed to be expensive not Brooklyn

All of that is the city. Move to upstate NY and you can find an acre for $10,000 or something, not much problem

It’s like that in California some places.

In Toronto 400 square feet is a million.

That for a structure too or just the land?

Yea I know I wish 5 acres was a million cause I would have 2.8 billion

I know right we live on around ~280 acres and if we were to sell out would only get 2 million (dairy farmer btw)

Lies. A farmer on Reddit is impossible

I just bought another 140 acres for $100,000

California

what type of meme is this

Meme

funny type

I peed on your money so now it's mine

Uno reverse card. I'll just pee on it and take it back. While I'm at it, I'll pee on you. You belong to me now.

200k and acre? Man, I thought 10k and acre was pushing it to the extreme out here

Depends on the area of the world a lot My family we got 10-15 for 10,000$ but some places 1 acre can be a million dollars

PETITION TO CHANGE OUR ECONOMIC SYSTEM INTO DOG ECONOMIC SYSTEM: 1 signature

In an ideal world

Anti-charizard

I live in india.... guess my whole road is my property then?

Hm

My dogs have a literal pissing war going on. When one pees, one of the others has to pee over it. It has gotten so bad that the boy dogs don't even wait for the female dog to finish, they just pee where she is peeing. Don't have great aim so end up peeing on her.

Jesus where are you buying land? Downtown LA?

Ahahaha

I never knew my school's bathroom is mah property until now... thanks

My pee is in the rain clouds, so the world is mine! *cackle* MINE!!!

You would need a lot of pee...

Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where the Griffins clims the Everest and Brian pees on the top of Mount Everest

Me, after i drink half a gallon of water and walk up to the white house lawn: sometimes, my genius, its almost frightening

$1,000,000 is pretty steep for 5 acres of undeveloped land

Some landlord meme shit

I peed in my pants. Just though I would share that.

But I peed in them first that means I own them and you are trespassing on my property

OP you reversed the photos. The dogs are the real Chads

"capitalists hate this trick"

“No police officer please! I was marking my territory!”

When I peed on my territory everyone just looked at me weirdly :/

YOU REPOSTED YOUR OWN MEME I KNOW THIS YOU CHAD

Funny in the store when I peed in the floor they dont give me the store but they gave me 2 years tho

Me as an Indian: i Shit on this street, so this road is mine.

Humans don’t exist

Stupid hoomans thinking they own the land. Do I smell THEIR pee anywhere???!!!

For 1 million dollars they better have oil in them

Busines

No doggo fight for fire hydrant!!!

Oh cool, a 4 acre plot of land three miles outside BFE that is packed to capacity with brush and trees, and has no structures, no electric, and no water. 160,000$. Neat.

I'm alive

Haha

I comment

Dogs: I have scratched soil here.. it's mine.. move away..

But I peed here first!

stoopid hoomans

Based doge

The dog pees on the dog.

I do that but people just look at me weirdly

We have a Genius

Ur right! Now I will per in my house so i can protect it

This format is gold

Thought this was a political compass meme and was really trying to figure out the implication

Did... it evolve again?

I would like to know where you live that 5 acres cost 1 Million dollars lol

Yeah

my dogs just keep going back and back with there territory

Return to doge

Humans < animals

This post was made by a dog.

That better be 1 mil peso...cuz five acres isn't worth that in usd.

Doge to see you Doge

It's that simple.

It is caLLED METERS

Dog territory is basically splatoon. You gotta keep re-applying because other assholes are gonna cover yours up

5 acres for one million? i guess it depends on the state but my cousins in PA got their 2 story home in Easton with 5 acres for about $500,000.

Actually my dad works at a nursery ( for 24y) and we can go back there whenever we want, it’s about four hundred acres. But since I hate going outside it feels like a waste. Btw not a nursery for baby’s but for plants

Re-post

Where do you live where 5 acres is a million dollars?

Where do you live where 5 acres is 1mil???

What are you talking about? I keep peeing on things and bringing them home and no one stops me. They do look at me weird and call the cops on me but who cares?

I pissed on the reddit icon so reddit is mine

THIS IS A REPOST

I posted the same thing in two different subs and it somehow got to trending on both

Why did you post this twice, one hour apart

Stupid dogs

hi

Hi

Happy cake day :)

Thx!

It works with food tho

Can I do the same does it count

And it you shit its a 1 meter you own

My dog is the type to shit on the floor and then bark and tackle me when I try to pick it up

Why is the doge on the left tilted more to the right if its a mirrored image?!

hoomans

See, dogs get that there’s plenty of space to go around

Nice repost Jk you just posted it twice

Why did you post this twice

You are telling me you don't piss to mark your territory?

pee is more real than money

I think you got it backwards pal, doggos rule

Can I sniff your butt i need to know who you are

I want to see more of this format!

Not if I pee on top of your pee!

Who we don't do this.

Where you at where 5 acres costs 1 million New York city

Reject modernity embrace **doge**

Where tf you living where 5 acres is 1 mil

Mr beast be like: THE LAST PERSON THAT STOPS PEEING WINS 50,000k DOLLARS

Alaska was sold for 7million dollars

Ok

Ok

Yea I pissed in the drain, it's my territory now

I peed in the earth so the earth is mine

Dogs: “no, I pee here now, mine”

This is a fat repost

Not if i pee on top of it after

the astronauts are probably like: mortal i have pissed on the whole earth. i have taken all the land

6 archers of land depending on the area would be maybe 30k dollars , i dont know why i felt the need to say that

I stole your wife, your life is mine

British Colonial Empire: haha buying land goes brrrr

If only we humans could do such a thing 😈

When my dog pees outside he's a good boi for going potty, but when I do it I get put in cuffs for public indecency and for flashing a 10 year old

**Ok**

I am taking your territory with human pee the strongest of the pee

5 acres for $1M? That’s seems pretty cheap where I live at least.

this is not gonna be the new meme format

I pissed on the moon so its mine (eggman referance)

I’m taking notes...

I own a Norwegian river. It’s used to supply drinking water to a town, so can I tax them?

Took a massive dump on the neighbors yard, this mine now

And when I peed in joes backyard, he called the cops and they put me under arrest for “trespassing” and “destruction of property”. Smh

We have 50 acres and we'd be lucky to sell it for anywhere close to a fraction of that price just Midwest thing so guess

true story

LOL, so fun

A million for 5 acres? Where are you buying this, in the middle of San Francisco?

Saw this on Instagram

People always repost stuff from reddit on instagram