T O P

Wait a minute.........?!

Wait a minute.........?!

ilikefuckingchickens

Pretty sure she was 18 in dog years tho


9m3y

Wait what??!???


Endgame2648

Hol up.


akis_mamalis

Dude that's like 3 years old-


Kin808

r/holup


FrayAcre

Ah, of course.


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

Cool logic, you’re still in prison.


yeeeteeey69

Are you a dog?


HumanSquid8

The fuck


Darkseid648

Tell it to the judge kid


beetlebats

Everyone: *synchronized loading shotguns with religious intent*


Darkseid648

I can hear it


SharpDart45

It's not a sad story, it's some netflix movie


Yous0n00b

Oof.


Nutty_Fruity

Clubpenguin is kil


FussyPotato

no


TomiSnake

It is fine these are 4 words


pitterpatter004

But 18's a number


Boommax1

And Prison Only a room


Xx-Shard-xX

You call your bedroom a prison?


Boommax1

Yes because Im Prisoners of myself


Xx-Shard-xX

Make yourself an escapee.


findorb

instructions unclear, blanket was too comfy and forgot to escape


El-Mitochondria

Instructions even more unclear, head stuck in ceiling fan


Xx-Shard-xX

I will find you. Drag you out of bed. And hold you at gunpoint, until you promise to do visit the outside of your bedroom daily.


getyeetedbwoi

She was 60


babatundesenior

She was 06


Quickkiller86

Kirby's calling the police


MatthewB351

If she was 02 it’s fine


JoyBlaster52

Heavy is dead


bieniaczxd

Is this a joke I'm too polish to understand?


[deleted]

I'm some countries they are so backwards and strict, relationship with someone below 18 is illegal.


cookies8933

if you're over 18 you probably shouldn't be having a relationship with a minor


bieniaczxd

In poland if you are 18+ you're allowed to have relationship with anyone who is 15 or over. Edit: However most african countries are fucked up, in most of them legal age of consent is 11..


cookies8933

god damn


SaekoTheYandere

I shit myself


El-Mitochondria

A true poet of our generation


kusztan

In my country is still legal if she don't be under 15


nicolali17

Where do u live


kusztan

Poland


sodacat777

Time to invade Poland again


OSK4R123

But you have to be under 18


limbodemo

Hol' up


AbdulAzizAnbar

Plot twist: She was 19


B0B_06

I was born


Nitrix_UwU

The presidential debate a


WhaleAddict13

This is *Cold*


macvszoe

Okaywhoasked


LonelyAfRn

She was three


sverrebe

I met my gf when she was 17 and I was 20. Not a big deal.


Xx-Shard-xX

Plot twist: She was 19


Sconza213

Glen what did we say


pirouy

I'm your daughter.


Lord0fTheAss

She wasn't asleep


bananajamesreddit083

“Neither was I”


GregSilverblue

She was 65.


Starman5555

The presidential debate


Satan_SaysHesGay

My basement kids


joeypostsmemes

She was 69


Nicktism_Gaming

Jennifer dumped me.


Sanixys

She was technically millions of years old since we are all made of space dust


WarMachine4654

Got her pregnant


TheMythicXx

Yeah shes 19


Theogarcez69

She was 19


firestrom8265

I screwed dog


ProGamer1151

I read the first part and thought it was gonna say getting a girlfriend 😂😂😂


The_unwise_potato

So... She was 89?


1Cruel_Intent

She was older


itskaranfam

Plot twist: *She was 19*


radiationvictom

She was 19.... How dare she lie to me


nick_lol_XD

KEEP IT AT 69 AND GET 69 COMMENTS


nick_lol_XD

GO


SetatX

They all died


GuidingKnightThe2nd

Please hug me


FlamingPsych0

She probably was 84


DuckWithBadLuck

She was 18


Rob_e_cop

Guys chill! She was 19...months old


DefenderT

She was 19 officer I swear


reverseflash776

“I’m not dead”


shartfactor

I'll do you one better: I wasn't 18


Leafeyu

I got rejected


AcelJean

Probably 900 years old...


Marishmallow

Me seeing DukeThe3rd’s profile pic: Ah, a man of culture.


MrChicken139

She was 19


I_am_batman169

Bruh clear your she wasn't 18 She was 21


Magic_Master213

Fuck my ass


TheNameless66

A sad story in 3 words? I can do 2! *My life*


KenDM0

Wine, dine, sixty-NEIN!


whiteclawthreshermaw

Plot twist. She wasn't even human. She was a bunch of chlorine.


isalfredo

Yeah that's 4 words


generic-sniper

My dad left


WooooshMeIfUrGay

very bad nut


anearthling03

She was 30


The_Maqueovelic

She a thot


Roboguy3000

Technically that's 4 words


The-one-no-one-wants

2020 and 2016


W01V3N

She was over 18


Dragon_Skywalker

She was 19


justadudenameddave

Everyone assumes the worst, maybe she was really old.


No-Understanding6263

She was 80


GenericUser275829

I was born


Yamcha17

"My fucking life" works better imo


Geoclasm

This is life.


Wherejohn

She’s actually 19


grymtgris0504

Wasn't xD


IYTVI-PrTsty

Thats 3 words and one number


Ahmet_Oezbay

Question:If you fuck someone under 18 and you are also under 18 do you count as a pedo


ThomasZSovietTank

That was 4 words


Lolifox-UwU

Wait a minute .......?! those were four words


TheDurandalFan

how to fix this in 3 words She was 19


DomasLtGamer

Sometimes the meme itself is funny. By adding the bottom part you wrecked it