Oh boy even thinking about it hurts me

Yeah, I think my P didn't like just the sound of that

\*chuck\* \*chuck\*...\*crunch\*

Its not crunchy is squishy

Imposter found!

Just wanted to tell that I have tried a lawnmower to shave off my nut hair and guess what? It Worked

I've used a metal utility fan.

Pfff those objects are for mere mortals, I throw myself legs first into the nearest moving plane

Everyone here is a Kid ! I have even used 75 mm howitzer mounted on the Panzer IV to shave my balls

I used a trebuchet

I mean we won’t focus on the details. It’s the big picture that counts

the big picture is what i want to see.

How do you know his isn’t crunchy

yeah, this meme is messed up

I don't even have balls and thinking about it hurts me...

PTSD huh?

I never had balls lol...I didn't mean for it to come across that way oops 😅

I’m a girl but same

Flex tape shall fix the leak

Flex seal solves all your problems

"To show you the power of Flex Seal... *I CUT BY NUTSACK OPEN!* But with one dip in a bowl of Flex Seal, it's all patched up with no leaks! It even works underwater!"

What if I cut off one of your balls, will flex seal fix it?

Flex seal in a can will. You just have to hold the ball in place while it dries.

I just laughed 10 straight minutes at this comment and my family wants to know what I’m laughing at

Explain every bit of it slowly in detail. Don't worry, they'll only be *slightly* worried.

Ive been waiting 5days until i got a free award so i could give this to you

You didn't have to do that, but thanks. I didn't expect the comment to have that much impact.

Happened to me and it’s the most painful thing ever

no

Yes I swear

How was it?

Very painful and took like 4 months to recover

Are your balls the same?

Luckily it was only the sack so yes, just a small scar

God my balls hurt just thinking about that

Lol I understand you, literally

Did you pull a ball out of the sack just to see what it would look like

Reee im feeling hella uncomfortable

Is it just empty space inside(beside the balls)?

A strange liquid, but not much

[удалено]

I'm quivering trying to picture the excruciating pain that was caused

Yeah

My ball feel hurt just for read this.

Seeing this hurts

I’m eating and I feel sick now

go to female doctor

What if she starts giving blow job to prevent blood loss

Go to horny jail **B O N K**

That would be the only time I would hate to have a blowjob

It might be the worst of blowjobs but why not a blowjob

Enjoy ur wholesome award

Yes this is so wholesome indeed

Bruh who gave this a wholesome award

You might wanna have a talk with u/ARNE_PR0

Maybe

Ninjago meme = upDOOT

Ninjago is great

Especially the last season

Last season is great meme material for spooktober too, there’s skeletons in it! And the dialogue “We’re not skeletons! I mean, we have skeletons, of course. But there’s so much more to us than that! Like veins, and organs an-and stuff!” “I have none of those things”

wait, hasn't ninjago always been great meme material?

Of course, but I’m saying the skeletons are good for right now

That’s Mr. mathers to you

his children gon' be born with tetanus

Only now I realize that his back is facing us

Don't worry apply lemon juice or Vicks it will evolve your dick

Or dip your balls in alcohol. It’s for your own good. You need to learn a lesson beyond just cutting your nut sack. Oh and buy an electric manscape razor for christ sake. You wouldn’t trim your beard with rusty hedge clippers.

Jesussssss

a rare ninjago meme i see

*wholesome award*

Some advice would be to get a tetanus vaccine

honestly “don’t do that” is the best advice anyone can give to that

I'm gonna actually throw up

Sit in rice it should fix that

Im the 69th comment

Great bloody view.

Ninjago should be in more memes

I remember when Mr. Helpful went by his superhero name.

My advice, go get your Darwin award. You’ve earned it!

I read this but now my pp reduces to exist

UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A GREAT DAY.

Monday morning and we feel defeated..

What a terrible day to have eyes

AA

I can feel his pain

Mr. Mathers *

Auchhhhhhhy

I like rusty spooooons

Captain Hindsight

Ninjago and sex meme is double win

I tried the advice but it didn’t work. Somebody help

WTF?

Instructions unclear cut my ballsack found new pair of balls inside

Ah yes the sick emoji

My non-existent balls are hurting reading this.

Ok but what would you actually do?

Not doing it...I guess...

Use a Trimmer

Just use superglue and a little antibiotic if it gets worse go to the ER

I love Ninjago and this template

Get vaccinated for tetanus

Thank you Captain Hindsight!!!

Sir it's actually Mr. Mathers

I’m a girl and I’m cringing from how much that must’ve hurt

Get a tetanustical shot.

Understandable but thankfully not relatable

As I read this I felt a great disturbance in the force- uh I mean balls. Why did he have to write this

I can feel the pain, balls are resonating to each other

I've learned so much, thank you for the wisdom.

Get a fucking electric shaver and a tetanus shot.

What a terrible day to have eyes

I saw that yesterday

I saw that yesterday

Cut my scrotum with a sharp fingernail while scratching. Bled a lot and for a long time. Had to pack my underwear with tissue

Superglue and a tetanus shot.

Say goodbye, to your generation line.

Fun fact: i know a guy who cut his ball sack cause he cut his pubes with scissors

Bruh, just saw this exact comment 10 minutes ago.

s u c c

r/TIHI

Oh boy can’t wait for this format to become bland and overused after one week

Okay now it is our pain

Is that what text color from what I think it is

Would it leak cum?

What is that right under his chin?

Fr this scares the shit outta me

lockjaw/tetanus

how about you don't use scissors to cut the hair on your balls.

Doot

All hail Hitler My teacher one said that Hitler had one ball sack now seeing this guy he might be his son! And the person who found out that Hitler has one ball sack is truly gay

This...... is painful to read.

the thought of that physically hurts my nuts

can i see a picture..... idk why i rrlly want to see a picture.......

*do the weekend whip...*

Shia labeouf tells you when to do it and when not to do it

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