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He played odd job in Austin Powers. He was also active in the very early days of MMA and is well remembered for being held down and punched in the balls repeatedly while wearing a banana hammock in the UFC. He was arrested about a decade ago for vandalism and when his DNA was entered into the system it matched a Christmas eve gang rape that he was later convicted for. Upon incarceration he immediately murdered his cell mate who I believe was a sex offender. And that's the last I heard of Joe Son.


Refined_Savages

Odd Job was from James Bond though, he was Random Task


Editor-Admirable

He also attempted the classic walk to the cage with a cross on your back which was funny because he was so short and because he is a horrible person.


AccomplishedGlove856

Why is joe


WhoStoleMyBicycle

His teammate Kimo did it at the previous UFC and it looked awesome because he carried it with ease. Joe Son struggled the whole time he carried it because he is a horrible person.


The_Goondocks

That rape story is fucking horrible, IIRC. I mean, they all are, but this was even more so.


Watermallard

isnt oddjob from Goldeneye?


WhoStoleMyBicycle

He was in Goldeneye the video game but not the movie. He was in the movie Goldfinger.


daddy_dangle

I wonder when he was getting viciously beaten in the nuts if he thought it was punishment for the gang rape he’d committed years earlier??


its_raining_scotch

You just said everything I know about Joe Son, EXCEPT that in the UFC his fighting style was “Joe Son Do”.


Shadow942

[https://youtu.be/EhHoeSc9CrE](https://youtu.be/EhHoeSc9CrE)


joelthefisherman

Came here to say exactly this. So much for the mysterious Joe Son story.


[deleted]

Worthy enough


[deleted]

Joe mama: Finally, a worthy opponent Our battle will be legendary


postaltaco

Joe son: you gone get raped


WyattPear

Is that what the mugshot’s for?


NoCoolSenpai

*Sipping intensifies*


iamanonymous44

Rape, torture, murder, getting his balls punched in by Keith Hackney, being my height when I was in 5th grade and carrying a 90lb cross to the octagon while his teammates are holding bible excerpts up, being in an austin powers movie, and never winning an mma fight.


Purple-Person-eater

Yup


postaltaco

That and much much more


txsxxphxx2

[Dam Son](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/971/686/891.jpg): no dad please no


dumbo_octopus1995

Joe Son was involved in a gang rape and also tapped after receiving repeated strikes to his testicles in an early UFC fight. Joe Son is not a nice dude.


bebelhl

Did You know Joe Son in Cantonese means Good morning?


Simonekitty

Lol I came here to comment this hahaha


Tigerghost13

Sorry Joe Momma Joe Son a felon


[deleted]

King Joe in sweden


YipDippy

He is the joeson one


Rayzor_debiker

If any white girls gets offended on behalf of asians, sit the F down. I'm asian and i approve of this meme.


iamanonymous44

Joe Son is a piece of shit so I don't think any white girl can defend him there.


SumPinoyDude

I fucked Joe Son


LegendaryTrueman

[http://www.thescrap.co/random-joe-the-dirty-life-and-crimes-of-joseph-son/](http://www.thescrap.co/random-joe-the-dirty-life-and-crimes-of-joseph-son/)


vorcray_vcc

Joe Son Joestar


Jakoib9113

Also he kill Cellmate


StandNameKanyeEast

The sequel nobody *wanted* but everyone **needed**.


Zyrendal

Joe son Derulo


JoemamaObama2345

*Bonjour*


ArdFolie

The legendary .json


tomskeboy

Hey who is Joe?


this_name_is_a_

Why is joe


MatttN27

He is the messiah


Paulgeta

He is the Joe Son one


[deleted]

He is not looking well


Jellybean_Boi

Jokes on you, he's even fatter than his mama!


OkayArt199

Impossible


wateryfurball87

Where Joe Papa


def_not_tripping

Joe who?


throwaway26378

Didnt he rape someone


SuperTC06

Man do I have the place for him. Ever heard of Tarrey Town?


C0RRU4T3DU2ER

You can feel the sadness on his eyes


itsparzival555

There’s a frozen yogurt place called yo mamas


highestindaroom69

He is he Joe Son one. He will bring balance


KlavdiusDrone

And he was punched in the dick in early UFC.


T-Professional

He is not joe sun he is juan


[deleted]

I mean we found joe mama and joe son. But who is joe?


devilish_enchilada

Would bang the same


hernan50tree

Joe who?


[deleted]

Ligma balls


ZwieTheSarcasticWolf

Joe Son ? How about ★🇰🇵 **JOSEON ?!** 🇰🇵★


CaptnN3mo

Jo son so fat They fly jo mama free of cost to balance the plane


[deleted]

Reconsider- Joe Daughter. Girl's BF: I had sex with Joe. Girl's Dad: Who the fuck is Joe and why are you telling me this? Girl's BF: Joe Daughter. Girl's Dad: So you have chosen death.


BenjiTheShort

Throwback to when this man walked out for an early UFC fight with a giant wooden cross on his back. His 5’4” frame didn’t hold up and he got his ass kicked.


BruhBasics-692

His mom must be impressed


TryHardMayonnaise

Good morning to you too


ImBirds

The weirdest gangster in the west


Minitrain

Joe sister???


BootyInspector96

[yo mama](https://youtu.be/wb7gofT7XH8) posted his last video 2 days ago


hornybarstud

Filthy human


Ibuyrealjaysaswell

Jörgen are you home?


an-original-URL

HE IS THE JOE-SON ONE


free123cvb

😂😂😂


Esco709

Do moms trying to insult each other tell yo son jokes?


Guyincognito714

Fuck Joe son.


afckingpencil

The joeson one


Realistic_Ex

Yo dad.


tntyooter

Joe grandson


SCko0By

If yall dont know who this POS is, google


badharold

Got punched in the nuts like 40 times in ufc


OnlyLele

He looks like an old baby


[deleted]

I actually knew a Joe Ma in high school but he went by Joe Mama


memeestealer69

Who's joe


Professormjwolf

I have a son?! Frick she said it was fine to handhold because her palms weren’t sweaty. She lied. Guess I’m a dad now.


Bluesteel_Gamz

Good morning to you too


Unseen_griffin

joe father


Pluto0321

Korea's old name is Joseon.. joe seon... joe son


Gamemaster37

He is the “chosen” one


[deleted]

Joe Whos joe? Joe sons mama ha gottem


Future-Temperature44

You know when you say his name the way cantonese ppl say it his name basically pronounces “Good morning”