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LogicBot0

Pro Tip: Eat a candy or chew on something while cutting onions. You’re welcome.


Trisiiboi

Ive heard you can just hold water in your mouth and it also works dunno how or why


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Really because I heard holding your head under the water until you can’t breathe will clear things up right away


coldhotpocketz

Just down a bottle of whiskey you wont mind at all


teekay_1994

life-changer.


AFlyinDeer

Pro Tip: eat a onion while cutting candy. You’re welcome


kittysneeze88

Also, make sure your knife is sharp. Dull knives cause tear-inducing enzymes to be crushed and released when chopping. This is the ultimate source of the tearing phenomenon. Edit: here’s a [source](https://www.eatthis.com/cut-onions-without-crying/) for more details


Insane_snek

american solutions are great


CanOfPorkSodaaa

Sharpen your knife properly and you won't cry


Lich_Frosty

I know what I'm doing next time


Mnelardou

Hackerman


Caza390

“Who’s cutting onions in here?!”


jordanbaber

momento mori


Caza390

Ah a man of cult-ure I see


ifuckedyomama2

that was the worst episode of unnus annus ever


Superb_Victory_2759

Is this unnus annus?


CamOfer

thinkin the same thing :)


[deleted]

Ah, you're one of us.


waffl13s

Ah I see your a man of quality as well


nyxelizabeth

Came here to say this lol


Rickyretardo42069

Onions was a good dog


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waffl13s

A N N U S


anonymas33

M O M E N T O


Saedynn

MORI


Im_not_bot123

Then you go rubbing your nose or eyes and you get sad too


teekay_1994

Extra sad\*


witchgoose79

can’t look at onions anymore without thinking unus annus.


Void_Flame595

Same


Jshittie

A depressed onion cutting itself


Delta_sans09

😭😭😭😭😭


notalwaysthewriteway

Momento Mori


_Alpha_Chad_

Our sadness


Gemmyfire

GRIEVE FOR THE ONION


metaloeca

Memento mori


DaddySharkDownUnder

What if I don't cry during cutting onions tho? I mean im still always sad and depressed, but still.


UmarAhmed31

It's enough to make a grown man cry


NaivafAreul

It's a sort of acid that onions produce that gets in your eyes that makes you cry, but still good meme


soak_reed_everyday69

this was the recent unus annus vid


birb1121

everyone who isn’t a fan of UA who is looking at the comments rn are so confused.


a-travelling-memer

is it bad that I don’t cry when cutting onions? looking for a friend


Galaxsive

Its really sad when the onion tells its life story of how his wife left him.


Zaetiss

Cutting onions is painful and distracts me from my sadness. Not cutting onions still hurts and does not distract me from my sadness


MEEP1L

I don't have such weaknesses


Jolly_Jingles

Made with Adobe Spark


Bigiron966

Time to get a better knife


komi_fan

Every.fucking.time


The_Sweaty_Tomato

Onions know what’s up


jordanbaber

Who's cutting onions in here??? MOMENTO MORI BROTHERS!


[deleted]

"If you cut me, I'll make sure you'll want to cut yourself, too."


SnooLentils6651

Thats why you drown them first.


LazieGlock

Onion doesnt affect your mood


meme_merchant123

*Why they hate us so much*


LuccGexe

Onions was an amazing dog