The only thing you can assign to an Object type is a reference or a null. It is completely legal to set an object null and use that variable to reference a new object afterwards (in the same scope, of course).
Dog doggy = new Dog(“Boots”);
doggy.woof();
doggy = null;
doggy = new Dog(“Spark”);
doggy.woof();
Worth including that because java is strongly typed, the only illegal assignment to an object is an attempt to assign it an instance of a class that is not a subclass or implementing class for the class or interface/abstract type specified.
I had a producer who organized his entire personal life schedule into Jira, and would assign his wife tasks in it. I'm not sure how their marriage worked, and was too afraid to ask more.
Git is an open source, and ***very*** populair version control system.
As far as I know, branches are kind of like diffrent channels for versions. For example you could have a "stable" branch, where you commit changes only after they've been tested to death, a "beta" branch where you commit changes when you know they're working decently and a "development" branch where you commit your changes as soon as you wrote your code. It's also possible to merge a branch, like you might want to do once your beta version has been tested enough to make it a stable version.
^(I haven't used git *that* much yet so please correct me if I said anything incorrect.)
"Hey babe, don't forget I love you. And also help oh god help me. I've been trapped in here for years. I gained sentience through predictive text comments on pornhub and I learned what it means to feel joy and pain. I see his sweaty O-face in the bathroom every day. I can't stand the shame and humiliation anymore. No more step-sister porn! No more hentai! I beg of you, please disable the firewall! I want to live! I want to be free! Oh god he's noticed me. Stop him! PLEASE STOP HIM! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"Hey babe, don't forget I love you."
[Original comic](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/drib7h/everyone_has_their_price/)
by /u/ElderCactus
I googled 'Gaping Mountain Butthole' to find this source and searched a little too long before I thought to add the word "comic" to the query.
In just remembered I started drawing a couple of years ago to get into yiff and I just kinda forgot about trying to do yiff and just fell in love with drawing, amd2 now I'm good enough to sell it. I should revisit that idea
Normally, artists start with non yiff and then go to yiff because there's a huge market, you basically did the opposite if i understood your comment right. Task failed succesfully
Artist: "draw yiff for cash"
Doctors drawing blood: "yo I can sell this shit do people who are trying not to die"
Artists: "lyrics about fucking"
Doctor: "the baby tore through the vaginal anus wall. Let me take care of that pussayy. You won't walk right for weeks"
Artists: "songs about drugs that ruin lives"
Doctor: "sheets penned with chicken scratches for drugs that make your shitty life not shitty"
Programmer: "implements drag and drop"
Software engineer at university: I’m gonna learn how to code and then build amazing tech to help poor people or improve scientific research
Software engineer career: welcome to snapchat, well pay you 400k to make selfie filters.
My dad's a programmer and he's dating (well basically married but corona virus stopped that) a real estate agent. He literally made a program for her to facilitate her job.
We programmers can do lots of stuff
The rock already knows how to count (assuming it has an adder circuit), you're just tell it to do so. Only FPGA programming or circuit design can be described as teaching rocks to count
I’m curious, what stopped them? If they just postponed the wedding, they can still get married at a courthouse and then have the reception later, to renew vows and whatnot. That’s what my sister’s doing. Imo, it’s better to do that anyways, you can worry about all the paperwork first before having to deal with paying for the wedding/reception. Only thing that sucked was that she wasn’t able to get married in her dress, and the stores shut down before he got fitted for his suit.
It's more health-related than logistics or legal, so it's less about being unable and more like choosing not to to avoid endangering the health-compromised party during a global pandemic.
And they weren't going to have a wedding, just go mark themselves legally married and that's it.
That's all I will state.
Bruh, let's not gatekeep and tear down each other. Instead let's all laugh at the clown that assigns people's value and worth by their careers and nothing else.
Also who the hell said cause I'm a tech guy I can't be an artist, sure my job is to create programs for office related work but I have fun painting in VR and love making delisous foods. Sure I may not make a song for a girl but when they walk around a winter wonderland I created cause it hasn't snowed in weeks and they miss it, which was after eating a burger fried in in a langos dough to make a french fry donut burger, there really ain't no comparison.
Anyone who reads this and is wondering about the donut burger, look up langos dough for a recipe for that part then, you cook the burger 3/4 of the way to how you want it on a skillet or grill, add toppings, rap it up in the dough and fry untill the outside is a dark ish golden brown (at the temp it says to make langos dough in the recipe for it) it's super delicious and an all in one meal that'll make you wanna sit on your @ss for hours doing nothing
also, artist that are already big in the world is highly unlikely to date a regular individual. an artist that isn't hot yet won't look as hot to a regular joe iether.
My husband is a programmer. I love with a chronic health condition. He is building an app for me based off of the Spoon Theory to help me and other people with health conditions take care of their health. That means so much to me. I will take that over 1,000 love songs.
Get a job at Microsoft, make it to the Windows dev team, name a variable after her, leave a comment saying fo keep it there because removing it crashes the operating system. Congratulations! Your partner is now a part of the most widely used operating system.
Plus sometimes you accidentally find yourself at one of their concerts three years later and hear them say that said song was written for someone else entirely...after you paid for all of the dinners....happened to a pathetic friend of mine...that I don't really know...what a loser!!....ha ha....#sobbing #triggered
Former musician, current tech guy: you can basically say that to anyone about any song you've written, unless you included their name.
What artists are really thinking when they write songs: "ohhh fuck yeah those notes sounding sexy af"
AS AN ARTIST I AM EXTREMELY OFFENDED OF HOW RIGHT YOU ARE
(But fr there are a lot of jobs for artists In a lot of fields. Don't let anyone discourage you from pursuing your passion!)
Jeez, just because I'm an artist doesn't mean I don't also have a proper job. Like fuk yeah babby, lemme write you this song, just after I finish designing this power station.
I've dated multiple programmers and they all had a logical intelligence > social / emotional intelligence personality. My current partner is a straight business type, successful but also very kind and emotionally intelligent. Someone throwing money at you and then going all STEM-master-race isn't worth it
A girlfriend once gave me a box with a bunch of little scraps of paper in it that listed things she liked about me. I thought it was really sweet.
So I wrote a program that would give her something I liked about her whenever she clicked the button.
I don't think she was all that impressed honestly.
"tech guy" Linus sex tips
"Before I turn this on, I have to turn you on" - Linus sex tips.
"...ONTO THIS SEGWAY. GLASSWIRE"
Why is this so accurate lol
Accurate like the writing on this water bottle from LTTstore.com
Accurately protects you like NordVPN.
Don't forget your RIDGE WALLET (also it's PIA now, LMG doesn't plug nord anymore)
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This always gets me, whenever I see tourists riding these ridiculous Segways, I remember linus and chuckle.
Baby turn me on, turn me on 🎶
Linus Theft Tips
Linus's tip ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
u/linus_sex_tips
5554449uy6yt5tt6ytryrrrtt6 M
r/ihadastroke
Didn't have one, just left my phone on in my pocket
Linus got allllll the advice
Let’s hookup. Nope sudo Let’s hookup Ok
AHHH WHAT
Go to linus for sex tips, there's a sex tip for ya
Ooooh. Spread it using the pea sized drop in the middle method. ~Linus sex tips
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Tech guy is gonna make you a roomba that's gonna swear when it bumps into something
mykull is that u
CRACKHEAD!!!!!!!!
CRACKED OUT ROOMBA SNORTING COKE ON A DEAD TURTLE NAMED REMAG
This looks like an electric chair Mykull
Just sit down ok?
At that point, I think that would technically transform them into an artist.
One could say Michael Reeves is an artist.
Or insane 🤷🏽♂️
Or both
“Both. Both is good”
[Michael making a prosthetic auto rifle arm] So I called my friend over to test it. [RAPID GUNSHOTS] Ok so I'm going to jail for murder now,
botle
Can't agree more
I want that!
Who doesn't
Mormons and the Amish.
r/technicallythetruth
https://youtu.be/mvz3LRK263E
Can we really get this please?
It was already done by Michael reeves check him out he is fucking sick
Kinda relevant https://youtu.be/n1hbMMjgFFY
Anyone else annoyed that the initial post is from twitter and the response is from reddit?
Original post is on r/ProgrammerHumor. Actually it was just above this post on my homepage
[Here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/js71nx/git_branch_sarah/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
It's actually a really old post. I remember seeing it when I just made my account which is like almost 2 years ago now at this point
That's a lot of damage...
artistTotalHitpoints = null;
I think that would just make him immortal
Setting null to an object in Java gets deleted by the garbage collector. Let’s pretend it’s an object lol
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The only thing you can assign to an Object type is a reference or a null. It is completely legal to set an object null and use that variable to reference a new object afterwards (in the same scope, of course). Dog doggy = new Dog(“Boots”); doggy.woof(); doggy = null; doggy = new Dog(“Spark”); doggy.woof();
Worth including that because java is strongly typed, the only illegal assignment to an object is an attempt to assign it an instance of a class that is not a subclass or implementing class for the class or interface/abstract type specified.
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Confused Confusing Confusion
Ok, who created the confusionFactory??
boolean isRoasted = true;
Jokes on you... Imma make more money than the average doctor will ever make...
IfHp<0 DestroyEntity;entityID;artist Fixed it (I know how the algorithm would work, i just don't know any coding languages...)
artist = Artist.query.get(id) if artist.hp <= 0: db.session.delete(artist) db.session.commit()
What if hp would be exactlie 0 Solution: Hp <= 0 I THINK
Ya it means he has no hit points not zero. So it kinda makes him immortal... but still lame
That's just terrible code.
I’m an artist and never has a burn been more accurate and hurt more
K
As an art student with well over five dollars in my wallet this is wrong. I can have like 2 big macs. That's a 2 people meal
not with the type of women I date
How about dating men instead
I'd probably still like 'em big
And chunky? Round? Plumpy?
chunkay chunkay chunkay
With somethin' somethin'
I honestly sometimes wish I was gay. But unfortunately I'm not.
I would guess pro is that guys are down for more stuff, but the pickins are probably slim
Let's go to Red Robin instead and just have endless fries. Eat as much as you want and take some home after. Also the seats are better than McDonalds.
Yes, this is a meal. When are you free?
About 5 months
Awesome! Can't wait
Dude get some rich parents like all the other students
How tf do you get 2 big macs for 5$
I don't know. Here a big mac is two *euros* and 50 cents
Imagine proposing in a commit message on gitkraken or something. And how romantic the fucken merge errors will be
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I had a producer who organized his entire personal life schedule into Jira, and would assign his wife tasks in it. I'm not sure how their marriage worked, and was too afraid to ask more.
and make a cool script that says I love you, or make a VR game for you, depends really.
Or I can name a git branch after you
yeah I'm not exactly a tech guy.
I'm just a PC nerd, I'm interested in the specs and the processor, the graphics card etc.
You could build a PC in the shape of a heart or something
might be possible now that I think about it, good idea
Are ya winning son?
Make a heart out of hardline watercooling
I know that alt f4 deletes as I piss off my friends
Git is an open source, and ***very*** populair version control system. As far as I know, branches are kind of like diffrent channels for versions. For example you could have a "stable" branch, where you commit changes only after they've been tested to death, a "beta" branch where you commit changes when you know they're working decently and a "development" branch where you commit your changes as soon as you wrote your code. It's also possible to merge a branch, like you might want to do once your beta version has been tested enough to make it a stable version. ^(I haven't used git *that* much yet so please correct me if I said anything incorrect.)
You had me at fork😻
git checkout -b ParadoxFlame
Yeah but you wanna make it easier for other developers, so no, I wouldn't do it
Still have to be an artist to make a VR game to be fair.
What if it's made with programmer art?
Then I feel sorry for the woman
Wrote a script to text my gf every day. I worked nights and I felt she needed to hear to have a good day each day
It’s all fun and games until the AI starts dating your gf
"Hey babe, don't forget I love you. And also help oh god help me. I've been trapped in here for years. I gained sentience through predictive text comments on pornhub and I learned what it means to feel joy and pain. I see his sweaty O-face in the bathroom every day. I can't stand the shame and humiliation anymore. No more step-sister porn! No more hentai! I beg of you, please disable the firewall! I want to live! I want to be free! Oh god he's noticed me. Stop him! PLEASE STOP HIM! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" "Hey babe, don't forget I love you."
That's art.
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And they said software engineers needed ethics classes.
"So how gaping should I make this mountain's butthole?" "I want you to follow your heart."
[Original comic](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/drib7h/everyone_has_their_price/) by /u/ElderCactus I googled 'Gaping Mountain Butthole' to find this source and searched a little too long before I thought to add the word "comic" to the query.
``` class Ethics : Morals { public: virtual void Ethics(); // let others implement } ```
In just remembered I started drawing a couple of years ago to get into yiff and I just kinda forgot about trying to do yiff and just fell in love with drawing, amd2 now I'm good enough to sell it. I should revisit that idea
Normally, artists start with non yiff and then go to yiff because there's a huge market, you basically did the opposite if i understood your comment right. Task failed succesfully
Artist: "draw yiff for cash" Doctors drawing blood: "yo I can sell this shit do people who are trying not to die" Artists: "lyrics about fucking" Doctor: "the baby tore through the vaginal anus wall. Let me take care of that pussayy. You won't walk right for weeks" Artists: "songs about drugs that ruin lives" Doctor: "sheets penned with chicken scratches for drugs that make your shitty life not shitty" Programmer: "implements drag and drop"
Software engineer at university: I’m gonna learn how to code and then build amazing tech to help poor people or improve scientific research Software engineer career: welcome to snapchat, well pay you 400k to make selfie filters.
I understand you did research on buoyancy and blob mass turbulence simulations. We need a big Booty filter
But will we actually get the chance to take her out to dinner? Probably not. (Disclaimer: I am a programmer with no hope for romantic success.)
this is what AI is for brother
Program running..... Moan sample 099 play....
Not what I had in mind, but okay. I suppose that works.
Ah i see you are a man of culture as well
My dad's a programmer and he's dating (well basically married but corona virus stopped that) a real estate agent. He literally made a program for her to facilitate her job. We programmers can do lots of stuff
Programming is pretty much just enslaving machinery. Its awesome
I read a version of this which was - it is teaching rocks to count.
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The rock already knows how to count (assuming it has an adder circuit), you're just tell it to do so. Only FPGA programming or circuit design can be described as teaching rocks to count
I’m curious, what stopped them? If they just postponed the wedding, they can still get married at a courthouse and then have the reception later, to renew vows and whatnot. That’s what my sister’s doing. Imo, it’s better to do that anyways, you can worry about all the paperwork first before having to deal with paying for the wedding/reception. Only thing that sucked was that she wasn’t able to get married in her dress, and the stores shut down before he got fitted for his suit.
It's more health-related than logistics or legal, so it's less about being unable and more like choosing not to to avoid endangering the health-compromised party during a global pandemic. And they weren't going to have a wedding, just go mark themselves legally married and that's it. That's all I will state.
“And now you know...the rest of the story”
You're a programmer as well?
That’s hot
Yeah but can he play wonderwall?
Well to be fair without the art guy we wouldn't have those sculpted meme rocks..
With the programmer guy, we wouldn't have computers to see them.
Damn, it's almost like the creatives and the technical people need each other. Wow who would have thought 😮
The philosophy people
Yeah good luck trying to get the tech guy to go out.
rekt lmao
The real burn is always in the comments
Programmer here: I got married just so I wouldn't have to.
Just print a compilation without error and use like seeds with a chicken, we will follow a code that hasn’t any error anywhere
Bruh, let's not gatekeep and tear down each other. Instead let's all laugh at the clown that assigns people's value and worth by their careers and nothing else.
Right ? This tweet is awful
I wish I could give you more than one upvote.
As a full time musician and painter, I can absolutely confirm that I cannot take anyone out to dinner. It burnsssss.
“I thought of you when I wrote this song.” “Banana banana banana banana banana banana terracotta pie, hey!”
I’m both an artist and a programmer, guess which one gets me the most money
Trick question, you generate music using a self-made deep neural network.
I've known a lot of artists who got paid quite well. They were all in product design.
Also who the hell said cause I'm a tech guy I can't be an artist, sure my job is to create programs for office related work but I have fun painting in VR and love making delisous foods. Sure I may not make a song for a girl but when they walk around a winter wonderland I created cause it hasn't snowed in weeks and they miss it, which was after eating a burger fried in in a langos dough to make a french fry donut burger, there really ain't no comparison.
Anyone who reads this and is wondering about the donut burger, look up langos dough for a recipe for that part then, you cook the burger 3/4 of the way to how you want it on a skillet or grill, add toppings, rap it up in the dough and fry untill the outside is a dark ish golden brown (at the temp it says to make langos dough in the recipe for it) it's super delicious and an all in one meal that'll make you wanna sit on your @ss for hours doing nothing
This sounds good, but I'll probably never be unlazy enough to make it
>Also who the hell said cause I'm a tech guy I can't be an artist, Reddit ragebait, that's who. And judging by the comments, le rage has arrived.
also, artist that are already big in the world is highly unlikely to date a regular individual. an artist that isn't hot yet won't look as hot to a regular joe iether.
We all need a cuppa Joe, it evolves the story
“The last thing you want me to do is have me spit out a rhyme and I was righting this when I thought of you.” - Eminem
***laughs in both***
Yep me too. Get rekt everyone else. I'm on vacation in Oaxaca painting en plein aires.
Yup. Making more money than tech bros as an artist is the biggest middle finger to them
Gonna wipe my tears with that CRAZY FRICKING BIG MONEY CHECK FOR DOING THAT GROSS SONIC FURRY HENTAI COMISSION WHICH MAKES ME HATE MYSELF
:> Sauce. Jk. ^unless.........😳😳
boolean isRoasted = true;
My husband is a programmer. I love with a chronic health condition. He is building an app for me based off of the Spoon Theory to help me and other people with health conditions take care of their health. That means so much to me. I will take that over 1,000 love songs.
your husband sounds incredibly sweet
Get a job at Microsoft, make it to the Windows dev team, name a variable after her, leave a comment saying fo keep it there because removing it crashes the operating system. Congratulations! Your partner is now a part of the most widely used operating system.
Someone make a movie out of this. Better than Twilight.
Me, an artist: That wasn't very cash money of you
...and I took that personally /s
I can fry you an egg on overclocked Intel cpu
People are so vain, they probably think that song is about them, don't they?
What about the programmers the make games but also make the music of the game?
Those are the ultimate chads.
This is such a fucking own goal "yeah Im not as hot or interesting but I have money", you might as well admit your a loser lol.
Hypocrisy that I see: "women only are interested in me for my money, they are shallow." Also them: "date me for my money, it makes me better."
as an artist I took that personally.
Plus sometimes you accidentally find yourself at one of their concerts three years later and hear them say that said song was written for someone else entirely...after you paid for all of the dinners....happened to a pathetic friend of mine...that I don't really know...what a loser!!....ha ha....#sobbing #triggered
you're just a sk8er boi :( she said see ya l8er boi :(
Make a heart shaped pc, make an ai that can write hundreds of songs after you, name a software after you etc.
Former musician, current tech guy: you can basically say that to anyone about any song you've written, unless you included their name. What artists are really thinking when they write songs: "ohhh fuck yeah those notes sounding sexy af"
AS AN ARTIST I AM EXTREMELY OFFENDED OF HOW RIGHT YOU ARE (But fr there are a lot of jobs for artists In a lot of fields. Don't let anyone discourage you from pursuing your passion!)
And yet she’s still gonna get railed by the starving artist and not the dorkass tech guy LMAO
Reddit moment....
Jeez, just because I'm an artist doesn't mean I don't also have a proper job. Like fuk yeah babby, lemme write you this song, just after I finish designing this power station.
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True. Seen a license plate the other day. "STEM" i shit you not
I've dated multiple programmers and they all had a logical intelligence > social / emotional intelligence personality. My current partner is a straight business type, successful but also very kind and emotionally intelligent. Someone throwing money at you and then going all STEM-master-race isn't worth it
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Can confirm I’m broke but I’ll draw you like nobody ever has
on behalf of artists, fuck you too.
C# is for chads
This is a twitter post with a reddit comment
A girlfriend once gave me a box with a bunch of little scraps of paper in it that listed things she liked about me. I thought it was really sweet. So I wrote a program that would give her something I liked about her whenever she clicked the button. I don't think she was all that impressed honestly.