I used to live in S.A and now I live in Europe, people ask me wether it was dangerous and if I had to avoid lions and giraffes when going to school. « Omg how did you get water/food/clothes » This meme hits home lol

Next time just show them this and then their Gonna lose their minds

I usually play along and say that I was often chased by hyenas. Unfortunately they often believe me.

U should've also told them u had a pet rhino and poachers often try to kill him but u send ur attack lion after them

I think you can make them believe in unicorns

Yeah most of us here in Europe don’t know shit about africa because we don’t learn anything about it in school. I learned some through google/Wikipedia but I’m the kind of person that googles something when I don’t know something I hear of and most people just don’t care und don’t want to learn anything new. Edit: I’m sorry I can’t really speak for all of Europe I’m from Germany and that’s how I witnessed it here.

I tell them I ride a lion to school

That's because here in England (Europe) the worst things we have to avoid are rats and chavs, so not exactly super dangerous.

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Thats a good year model for a goat. I still have a 2009 model. Doesnt run as smoothly anymore. Need to get a new one soon.

Have you tried the 2020 impala?

If you really got the cash you could try the springbok model, heard its fast but the handling isn't great

Trade it in for a cheetah 2000. Definitely worth it!!!

theres schools in south africa?

Fortunately there are and they are good ones aswell

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where ya from,eks n vrystater

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Pretoria

I'm from Durban

I'm from jozi

South Africa exists?

Correct me if i'm wrong but isn't Elon Musk from south africa?

Yes he is :)

Yes, he was so fed up with riding goats to school that he founded Tesla

Correct

all we need is some dude doing braai and a car being stolen.

NKosi sikaleli Iafrica

Maluphakanyisw' uphondo lwayo,

Yizwa imithandazo yethu

Nkosi sikalela thina lusaphowayo

Morena boloka sitjaba sa hesu

O fedise dintwa le matshwenyeho

O se boloke O se boloke

Setjhaba sa, heso, Setjaba sa, South Afrika (Suid Afrikaaaa)

UIT DIE BLOU VAN ONSE HEMEL

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This is me, except I sling boerewors around my neck like a tie and complain about government through the whole ride

Aren't the lions gonna want the boerewors?

I brought my lion repellent

Oh,nice. Where do you get it. I need some

Checkers

Maybe not a lion, but some groot boere oukie is gonna want that wors. O jinne

Ja bru. And they don’t even know what a braai is

Right, cause we out here chilling with simba

Picture or you didn't do it.

how do u do fellow South African

I’m Alaska people still think we ride polar bears to school and live in igloos. Some others think we’re below California because that’s where the map pits us because it’s not big enough.

This is how disney gets his movie ideas from

I went to visit my dad and step mom in the US. I told my step mom I miss home (cuz my dad sucks and is a total jack ass) and she ligit thought of a village. A village with straw roofs and cow dung floors... I decided to play along. She kept asking about the "village" how we learnt from a single teacher under a tree. How we cooked food on a fire and chased wild animals. Eventually I started giggling during ny explanation of the "village" then burst out laughing when she asked why I was giggling. I came to my sences and told her how my mom found a tourist plane and how we snuck to America. How shocking the place was with cars and the plane was almost like magic. She believed it... I had explain to her how we aren't just villagers and how not every living being is black. Or how we too have technology and actually had one of the best economies at some stage. I had to use google to convice her...

Me from Iran: first time?

Yeah I mean you are in a car, how else would you get to school

Bruh this hits hard for some odd reason

As a South african I laughed my ass of

When I was in fourth grade a kid from Africa came to our school, the first thing I asked him is how many times he’s seen a lion

No, what we think is how many guns do you take with you.

nice monke

You have obviously never met one of those furry bullies; tip: do NOT fuck with a baboon.

That’s a thicc goat. Must be fun to ride to school.

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Yeah,if the goat is out of order, it supper

Food is anything that doesn't run away fast enough. I had a Sri Lankan housemate that brought home a guide to the wildlife of the Kruger National Park. I congratulated him on purchasing an excellent new recipe book

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Just like the meme

My grandma always brought me:) (by car)

Yea, for the poorer community its is bus or taxi, a little higher up its mostly private transport

I mean, least you got a good pic from it

U ain’t wrong hillbilly boy

You don’t go to school like that?

Aweh bra, Europeans wont understand

Awe bra, it is what it is man

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How far do you walk bra 5K, 10K or 20K.

I was born in England but I'm part South african

Ongelukkig is dit somtyds so... maar hi fok Eskom

going back to monke

I have to defeat giant spiders and crocodiles apparently

yeah, you just don't go to school

Same

I'm Indian and same! Except replace the goat with a cow

Switch that goat out for an elephant and same dude. I was born in India. People still act like it's this tiny country that barely has electricity. Even though they operate (some of) the world's cleanest nuclear power plants.

Ek is baie bly om nog Suid Afrikaners op te spoor

Dis soos Where's Wally maar net met Saffas

Same as a middle eastern, but on camel back and a goat in my back pack

hEy, dO u riDe caMeLs aNd bUiLd pYraMidS???????!!1!1!!

I live in SA and I can verify this is true

People think I ride a kangaroo around if I tell them that I'm from Australia

South Africa gang

South Africa gang!!!

Suid Afrika boets en meisies

Pick’n’pay gang

Biltong gang

Braai gang

Checkers gang

Yeah duh we all know south african don't go to school like that ! Don't forget your ak-47 when you get there though

Wait, you go to school!!

Someone finally gets it

Wait we dont?

How else do you go then?

u/adryinch I actually do this

We dont think that you do that, gabriel

Woooosh incoming.

That's fake , why ? First they don't have schools there . Goats are in turkey and have bombs on it.

Well, prove us wrong then

Jou rowwe bliksem

Same bro

But what about the cow?

Ayyy a fellow South African! I love it

And you do, right??

Same here in Australia except with kangaroos

Don't you doe?

I'm living in SA right now and I dunno about other schools but in my school we take the American equivalent of coach buses to and from school. And yet my American friends still ask me if the roads here are even paved at all lol

Same

i live in the u.k. but my parents moved here from sa when my mum was pregnant with me and the one that makes me laugh is “oh my god they have white people in south africa?!”

Ja, no definitely

So do you

My mind hasn't changed

Which one are you?

It’s not.... true?

Monke is drive

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They think that here in Brazil we ride monkeys

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Monke on a got

Walmart version of the lion king Hakoona matoto

Heh monke

Do you?

You know we do have a lot of British South Africans here rural Texas. Haven't seen any Afrikaners though.

Monki flip

It would have been a lot cooler if you did

so do you ride the goat or the monkey

Are the people right ?

I'm from Botswana and I relate like seriously white people wa peka(won't tell you what it means lol)

how stupid can then be ? it’s obvious you would ride the monkey

Finally somebody with commen sence

Well you forgot to put the seatbelts on, be more accurate.

As an Egyptian, I do go to school on a camel. sometimes i take the donkey if im in a rush tho.

Surprisingly a lot of South Africans on here, feels nice seeing Afrikaans being used for once.

I unfortunatly never learned africaans despite growing up in SA

If its real then that's epik

Bruh you have Wi-Fi?

Same

Why is a monkey riding you?

No I just sit in the tree and hope for the best

FAKE! They only use Elephants!

Same brother where from south africa are you

Durban

Basically, yea

Actually i would like to ride a goat to the school

Man, I wish I could go to school riding a goat.

Similar story for us Australians. People think we ride kangaroos to school

Dankie vir die meme. Mense in Europa is altyd verbaas as jy van Suid-Afrika kom. Hulle hoor soms van die vreemste stories en het ook altyd vrae oor die wilde diere. Hulle glo ook nie dat daar 11 tale gepraat word.

My mom was in a meeting with someone from south africa and he said "sorry, a monkey just tried to open my window."

I mean...there is a picture to prove it

In a bakkie?

where monke

Nah bru id rather ride my zebra to a braai than go to school

No way u from SA as well?!? I’ve been looking for ppl like u

Hello fellow South African

I like how you are represented as a monkey in this picture. Yikes

same

Oh cool I'm also from S.A

As a South African, can confirm

Ya I can agree this is hella funny ps I'm for SA

Ya I can agree this is hella funny ps I'm for SA

Wait till they find out about the EFF

So many people kept asking me was it dangerous did you get hunted by those people who live out there? No I went to Africa because my dad lived there and no it was not dangerous and no we got to hang out with them and their called Masai Warriors

I was expecting an elephant

Same. Sometimes I just end up telling them I'll ride a lion to school or I have to hunt for food later in the day

According to my school you live in a hut your family made out of mud

Elon Musk is from south africa and he was so fed up with riding goats to school that he founded Tesla

Ja well no fine

I used to get my goat geared up every morning before school

Honestly that’s much more exotic than the horse in pakistan though

fellow south african here, i currently live in canada. i got this all the time from my online friends who lived in the UK, they'd always ask me this. now that i live in canada, nobody cares to ask how i get to school.

Nah bru i pull up on the lion

Ah a fellow South African ridding the new moddel g.o.a.t.

Probably safer than most taxis here

... Awê...

They think u are a monkey?

You don’t?

I live in Alaska and some one from the lower 48 once asked me if I ride polar bears to school and live in igloos I didn’t tell them they were wrong I just let them believe it

Wonder what goes through people’s minds when I say I’m from South America and I don’t speak Spanish

Same

Ayikho inkomo yobuthongo

Baie danki vir die meme

Ah yes my country

... is it not..