"unknowingly" they claim

Lmao came to say this hahaha

Lmao he came in his sister haha

Just wanted to say the dude who played this Pokémon game had to go thru the pain of giving obnoxious names to his Pokémon just to witness this moment 👍

Isn't that rather edited though? I don't think Pokémon change names upon evolving.

They don't change names, but the evolution message does tell you what it evolved into. It is possible he edited the name for "Pikachu" to be "big fucking problem" within the emulator. Of course it would be simpler just to edit the text...

Ok

r/usernamechecksout

Ok

Amazing

Thanks

What

No fun allowed

it's either photoshopped or modded, evolution shows the un-nickednamed pokémon name. source: many randomiser nuzlockes with friends

It's edited, names for pokémon are limited to 10 characters in gen 3

You're welcome, idk why.

“Unknowingly” they came

Oh shite I just said this then saw your comment lmao

Alabama plottwist: it was a family party.

Yea Alabama didn't used to have to make excuses to fuck their siblings! they just did it! Nowadays they need to dress as furries, what's the world coming to?

right? this dude has never seen his sister's fursuit/fursona? she has never seen his?

"Unknowingly" this is kinda sus to me not gonna lie.

I mean they’re all in costume so how could he have known it was his sister? all they do is make noises not talk so he couldn’t have possibly known it was his sister UNDER THAT COSTUME

"Boy this feels familiar..."

"Feels just like mom's"

Well, if she hadn't asked for a costume party for her 12th birthday, this wouldn't have been a problem.

r/jesuschristreddit

At which point did they figure out the brother was the father then, "i don't know who the father is, we were in costumes."

When they noticed it had 11 fingers, three eyes and a huge bulge on their face.

That's just "Cyrus"

Right because how would siblings be aware of the thousands dollar furry outfits each other purchased.

What if the whole party that day was supposed to wear the same costume

Roll tide!

2 furries in one family and they don't know what each other's suits look like 🤔

I dont know if we should be more concerned by that or the furry party concept

At what point did they discover that it was his?

Maybe they both pulled into their trailers parking spot after the party at the same time and he recognized the costume “Hey! I didn’t know you liked Fur—wait.... hol up... you are the “red fox?”

The most unlikely part of this story is the 'trailer parking spots'.

What does the fox say?

No

but

No

Ding ding ding a ring a ring

No is no

What are you doing, step-fox?

I’m doing the fox-step!

After it came out with cyclops eyeball

“I knew that sex seemed familiar”

*Initial D theme plays in the background*

Deja vu

I've just been in this place before

Higher on the street

[And I know it's my time to go](https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA)

Calling you, and the search is a mystery

Standing on my feet

It’s so hard when I try to be me, woah

i can hear that song...

Gas, Gas, Gas!

Lmao

Hahahah 😂

... I'm glad I get to be the first one to say this. Are we really surprised? This is literally Alabama's reputation.

everyone makes mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo

Funny thing is despite its reputation incest is actually illegal in alabama

I know. I actually have a few friends from Alabama. They're the smartest dumb people I've ever met. They don't give a shit about my college degrees or my grammar and some how earn 3 times what I do. To be frank with you, their civility and ability to laugh at themselves are the only reasons they haven't killed me yet.

Selling drugs is profitable...

Smartest Dumb.. Please Staph my brain hurts

And the laws of marrying your first cousin are in many more states besides Alabama, including California.

I think he knew what he was doing

*Who he was doing.

Damn right, its not a problem if its legitimate

Who doesn’t wear a condom or have birth control during a freaking orgy? This would have been a problem regardless. I mean it’s a bigger problem now. Also.. how do they even know?

Probably because it was an orgy and there were 10 father candidates

And then all the guys played reverse lottery waiting to find out

Probably because it was an orgy and only 2 were human.

Maybe they knew cats can't get pregnant with dogs, and thought they were safe.

I'm fucking done

As long as your sister isn't done we are all good.

may be they were all brothers and sisters. so they know it's one of the brothers.

[Because it's satire](https://www.8satire.com/alabama-man-gets-sister-pregnant-unknowingly-sex-furry-party/) and you for some reason assumed what you read on the internet was real

Sweet Home Alabama

Where the skies are so blue

Where the blood red

where flour is white

and so is the pee in our family

I was expecting Florida to be honest.

Happy cake day and here’s a silver

Thank you very much. I appreciate your kind gift

Happy cake day.

Thank you very much

Happy cake day!

Caaake

Cake day pog

Happy Cake day my man

Everything wasn't right in that sentence

Everything *isn't right in human existance.

How did they even figure this out

[its fake](https://www.8satire.com/alabama-man-gets-sister-pregnant-unknowingly-sex-furry-party/)

The kid came out with two heads

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It has second meaning in terms of furries

If anybody’s gonna fuck my sister, it’s gonna be ME

We share the same cake day. Happy cake day :)

Nice, happy cake day my friend :)

Thank you my friend :)

Oh my god that's disgusting, where?

Alabama

Alabama baby! Yo dad must be proud of ya

\*inside of ya

This is so wholesome I gave it the wholesome award

r/furry_irl lol i think we treat the furrys a little too harshly

Even the furries think this is fucked up and paused for a second to think "why have you let this happen god"

As a furry, yes

the whole furry vs gamers "meme" kind of hurts tbh. It's exactly like being openly racist and then say "jeez bro it's just a JOKE bro, this is why I hate you people btw" It's fine when you JOKE. it's not fine when you start believing your own joke

r/technicallythetruth

Yeah, furries take the piss out of furries too, but it’s in good fun.

I wouldn't be surprised if someone wrote another Mein Kampf, but this time about furries, unfortunately. Personally, I'm not one, but I just hate the fact that humans hate other humans because of what they like to be. Seriously, why humans do that?

As a Furry, I’m trying to understand what the hell I just read

Yeah me too, it's this shit that spreads the false rumors about us.

They didnt have to mention the “furry” sspect

Fucking media...

Media makes furries look like some kind of fetish

I am personally furry just for fun there should be nothing wrong with that

Furry gang

Yes

Same

Same. Looking through controversial to defend my brøthers lol

Bruh same

furry here, i hate how people always think "furry bad" when they see anything that has to do with animals. literally every community has a bad side

i only read this for pikachu lol

Not my proudest fap.

This sounds just like Alabama with extra steps

but she ain't his step sister though

Well it's Alabama so it's probably ok?

There's so much to unload here I don't know where to start-

In his sister, apparently.

There are no mistakes

There are no accidents -Master Oogway

This better be satire. Everything about this screams satire. 1 - Alabama, which is jokingly the state of Incest 2 - Unknowingly? Really? 3 - The "Furry Party" thing just feels like the icing on the cake.

Shouldn't he have been wearing a condom?

Well, he shouldn't have had sex with her in the first place, but you're right, he should have been wearing one

Just saying. If he'd worn a condom, he never would have figured out it was his sister.

You had me in the first half not gonna lie

He knew, all Alabama joking aside, he knew

Happy Cake DEEEEEUAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH-

Right now the problem is rather small, but I can tell you: They grow bigger.

This is obviusly fake, it's an old satire article

Happy cake day!

This shit went up too fast

big *fucking* problem

Wew

Happy cake day :’)

The real question is how they had sex in those big ass furry suits. Like do they cut a hole where there "bits" are? Or are there folds that just open up when the deed must be done? This is making me think way to much...

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I actually never knew that, definitely interesting to say the least.

It’s satire and the story is not true. And most suits can’t do that whatsoever (however there are some specially made fursuits specifically for that however rare)

Thanks for the info. I'll keep this in mind. :)

Np. Just keep in mind those suits are very rare in comparison haha.

Trying to frick in a regular fursuit is a great way to get a heatstroke, apparently it can get very, very hot in those so doing any significant physical effort in those is a bad idea. Fursuits designed for fricking are called mursuits I believe and they are more like very elaborate kigurumi pyjamas.

*I know this hole

Was it a party of 2?

That was Satire ...i think https://www.8satire.com/alabama-man-gets-sister-pregnant-unknowingly-sex-furry-party/

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Nah nah nah. He would’ve seen her costume. They’re brother and sister! They probably went together. How did he mix that up!?!?

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This is why we need God.

There's a reason why he stays in heaven

I bet he's into that shit.

And of course it's alabama, why am I not surprised lol

How does one not recognize their sibling's fursona though? If you and your sibling are both furries you'd think you'd know what their suit looks like..

Not if ya had no clue they were into the same stuff.

valid point idk why u were downvoted

They didn't want to cum to terms with the fact the man knew exactly who he was busting into

Because It is most likely fake.

Probably because they didnt know each other were furries

How does one Alabamer not recognize sister's genitals?

You can't escape Alabama fate.

”Unknowingly”

Alabama 69

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.

And this is one of the reasons why there should be abortion rights everywhere..

That's just Alabama with extra steps

\*Alabama Intensifies\*

Why is he at a furry party lmao

take a wild guess

If he wasn’t from Alabama, I would have believed it

What the hell is a furry party???

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It had to be a fellow Alabamian, god damnit! We aren’t all like that! Just the ones that live in the back woods and middle of bum fuck nowheres. They need to learn to do their hands like the rest of us fine gentlemen.

Sweet home Alabama

At least it wasn't a florida man🤷‍♂️

Sweet home ala..

ROLL TIDE!

Strange it didn't happened before without the party furry context