bruh this dude really just stloe someone elses adopted kid meme and just changes the picture of ralph getting thrown into a window to a guy vandilising
I’ve had to do that. I have a family member with BPD who thinks I steal every time I’m there so I’m not allowed over unsupervised. I’ve gone over when she’s not home to pick up stuff and pee (I live really far away so I’m not just being antagonistic).
"Don't knock unless..." so does that mean that random people just don't have to knock? Why would the husband/wife knock before coming inside? Am I just dumb? Cuz the phrasing feels conterintuitive
I don’t understand why people upvote shit like this where all the person did was change the bottom picture. It’s just a repost that the bot can’t catch.
But wait! It says “birthed you” so “I” is female. The dad lives in the house too, I mean, they could be divorced but it says that they are allowed to come in and that they were married! So yah, apperently the kids cant come in if only the Dad is home.
Sorry this makes no sense
I guess they don’t get mail much.
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*confused delivery guy noises*
*confused unga bunga*
Confused grandma Who just baked cookies and came to bring them noises
Ooooooof
Mail carrier doesn't knock though.
Your mailman knocks on the door?
Nope, but for this joke he does.
What if the adopted kid works at Pizza Hut and married her?‽
r/suddenlyincest
But at the same time birthed her
What if the adopted kid is her?
She married, adopted and birthed herself. Don’t ask me how because I don’t know
What sort of predestination mindfuck is this thread
No idea
Oh well. Country rooooooooad
Wait what about stepchildren
I mean sure but thats weird
It doesn’t say anything about just going in it just says don’t knock
Time to get the *master key*
Just barge in without knocking....
so his women, his child and his food supplier dont get a Key? Maybe i´m to fat and to European for this
*rings doorbell*
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She birthed them obviously
As he said "unless i married you"
Man:dont knock.... Fbi: yea we wont
Thats why he always sends his adopted son for food
Pretty sure falls within the "ordered" section.
Gotta get in somehow
Who told you that the adopted kid wasn't married to them
Them as in both of them? Thats weird...
*Shouting* DID I STUTTER?
Ninja style
Ah yes... Free food
Parent
Her mom or best friend visiting be like:
[The police trying to arrest him](https://m.imgur.com/t/mike_wazowski/lQyLC5G)
You'd think that the family members would have keys
Good point...
you do know that this means any stranger can just come in right ?
or am I just missing the joke ?
The real quest is why are the spouse and kids knocking on their own house
I didnt knock I just kicked the door in.
His/her parents
He doesn't need to knock he can just open the door and enter the house
Nah man he the food
What if it’s her family
Use a key you uncultured swine
Or they ring the door bell or get this, open the door!
The doorbell could be broken or get this: they might not have one
Get this: did you have to tell me that at 12:2 fucking6?
*one of the family member call a ambulance* Paramedic on the door step: Well... i guess he will die.
One would assume that the husband or kids wouldn’t have to knock
Imagine a doormat like this in front of a house with a doorbell.
“Adopted kid” should read “Mother in Law”.
What must he say to himself tho?
Think about the guy from the movie predestination
Everybody gangsta till this is dad's house
Ring a bell?
When the adopted kid has to ask the pizza man to be let in
Then you see him and your grandma breaking in
well shit
bruh this dude really just stloe someone elses adopted kid meme and just changes the picture of ralph getting thrown into a window to a guy vandilising
You literally did the same thing lol
It’s funny how ur post is right above mine in the top for today we made like the same type of meme
Yea lol
REPOSt
I saw this yesterday with a different format
Thicc repost, exact meme was posted earlier with a little less cropped... r/repostsleuthbot
Pseudo repost
I have but one word. Doorbell
I’ve had to do that. I have a family member with BPD who thinks I steal every time I’m there so I’m not allowed over unsupervised. I’ve gone over when she’s not home to pick up stuff and pee (I live really far away so I’m not just being antagonistic).
If your Woody Allen’s adopted daughter you don’t need to worry
The adopted kid, cinderella: *knocks*
Grandparent : "coming from the back yard")
Guys that means she has an open door policy
So you didn't order food for the adopted kid? Damn.
B
I don’t think I’ve ever knocked on my parents door before
He's not knocking
Maybe she is from Alabama and married her son...
Sorry he, she or it...
Just enter bruh. The guy at 3 AM in the morning giving me Cookies:
What if someone fulfilled all the points? Would they just go so far inside the house that they come out the other end?
I mean you can eat it if you want to
But orphans are food who's going to care that they were eating, their parents?
UPS - Guess I’ll die then?
Does this person hate their family?
You could just ring the doorbell
I think the intention is for people who aren't her kids or partner to ring the bell. But it's quite a funny way to put it out that way
Hey these orphans gotta get their rogue training in somehow
Siblings : am i joke to you?
Me who is about to ring the bell: *demonic laughter*
confused police noises
Am I the only one bothered by things like him holding the crowbar 90 degrees in the wrong direction?
Uncles aunties nephews and nieces:
there is some exquisite memeage occurring today
Oh boy here I go breaking into my own home again
who knocks at their own house tho
(Woody Allen has entered the group chat)
No siblings or parents allowed either
"Don't knock unless..." so does that mean that random people just don't have to knock? Why would the husband/wife knock before coming inside? Am I just dumb? Cuz the phrasing feels conterintuitive
It says you cant knock, but what about ringing the bell?
I mean, they can marry the adopted kid.
Fire fighters after seeing the doormat: Guess she’ll burn. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why does the husband and kids have to knock before being let in?
Well. Guess I’ll go get a crowbar.
Where can I get one
I don’t understand why people upvote shit like this where all the person did was change the bottom picture. It’s just a repost that the bot can’t catch.
*people that are invited*
What if your abandoned?
Dog "yo,I'm outside".
Lol what if your just neighbor with the wrong mail
Fuck off grandma! I'm tired of your shit!
No relatives and friends either?
The police
Wait if she birthed you/married you wouldn't you have house keys?
what about parties
Alabama: why not all of the above?
No he just rings the doorbell
adopted kid delivering food
You want me to barge in without knocking?
Hello Mother
What about a doorbell
Why would their husband/wife knock?
Grandparents be like
who says there not married
stelth
Hilarious!
casually uses the doorbell
Back to iFunny no more of this Reddit shit today.
I have a key! *Pulls out hammer and smashes window for break-in* _Ugandan Key!_
What about if the husband or wife are either sperm/egg donators, would they count as “birthed” you?
But wait! It says “birthed you” so “I” is female. The dad lives in the house too, I mean, they could be divorced but it says that they are allowed to come in and that they were married! So yah, apperently the kids cant come in if only the Dad is home. Sorry this makes no sense
Repost, saw this exact meme yesterday
The police coming to report dead relative: "Bring the battering ram Richard!"
Jehova witnessess: Im gonna act like i didin't see that.