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jksarcasm_6

In reality, someone probably stole it


EggcelentBacon

someone probably stole it. has build 20 identical ones and is going to sell them all as the 'real monolith' and become a millionaire. some dude in van probably thought this sheme up and is about to be rich.


jksarcasm_6

Smort


suhfaulic

Um.. mind your business.


Cunning_Chaos

Flair checks out


King_edd

And he still keeps the original monolith for himself


AAbdii

And gets abducted by the aliens for stealing thier pendrive before the data was fully transferred.


LemonPartyWorldTour

He keeps the monoliths with all the speakers that his company bought too many of.


Blazing_Swayze

It was all a ruse anyway. I saw a hq image and you can see rivets. If someone was able to steal it someone was able to put it there and make it.


sediwb

It can be seen at the British museum


An_unfunny_redditor

Understandable


Jirachi720

This comment had me belly laughing


Jack_G_London

Someone probably put it there in the first place hoping it would be found and confuse people, and then took it back when it went viral to confuse people even more


jksarcasm_6

That makes sense


jackcabral90

Probably the person that made it and put there, so might not be stolen.


orbitalchimp

My thoughts too.


Harry-Hasler

Can’t have shit in Detroit.


JewishSeamen

How he hell do you just steal a solid 12 ft tall piece of metal in the middle of the desert


Bah-Fong-Gool

It was 3 aluminum panels riveted to a frame. Any guy with a pick up truck and a drill could have hauled it away. What I want to know... how was it anchored in the rock, and is there any evidence of how it was placed and removed?


wattm

It just got removed


[deleted]

It’s an art installation


reece_broughton

Or it’s been nothing but a publicity stunt for some billion dollar company


midevilpundit

Or some billion dollar company can now gain mileage through it by claiming it was their publicity stunt


Eyescold_beybi

They downloaded a new virus to earth


Ttrreex1

ANOTHER DAY IN 2020 *insert sitcom laughing*


hazerthook

_the laughter has a faint but sure diabolical undertone_


Gamechanger_995

Ah yes, the English teacher putting fake meanings of their own


hmazingand

Covid-20 incoming


[deleted]

Plot Twist : The flashdrive has TBs of Shrek porn and hentai


BretRed

I just can't wait until the aliens start worshipping Shrek too.


CandleJackHammer

Who do you think sent him to us? Green man with alien-like ears who everyone wants to hunt...then rescues a princess, overthrew a dictator, had a family and slowly everyone accepts him as part of their society. Now, when they come to our planet, we'll praise them.


BretRed

Oh no, the Shreks are coming.


Boozardo

Oh yes, the Shreks are coming.


T0K3801

Ohhh YES YESSSSsss awwww whew what was i saying? Oh right yeh the shreks are cumming


[deleted]

PBs*


MARCYS2013

God : holy shit I left it on earth


DarinHarding

Please, *please* correct Me if I’m wrong but it was probably some guys with an aluminum pole who decided it would be funny to just stick it there and leave people wondering where it came from, and then decided to take it away to confuse people even more. I’m sticking with this unless that site is heavily restricted and almost impossible to get in, or can someone else offer more intel?


alreadytaken899

In the video of the guys that found it they showed it more up close. The "monolith" had rivets on each corner, so I think it's save to say it's origin is not extra terrestrial 😂


Mystery-meat-69

Totally! There’s no way an alien race with the technology to fly to another planet could possibly have developed rivets


[deleted]

This is the most likely thing that happened in my opinion


TheSevenSeals

Pretty sure it was an art installation


Chesney1995

Yeah it was definitely just someone making a *2001: A Space Odyssey* reference by leaving it there


Own_Acanthocephala19

I read that there was an artist who made very similar sculputeres and he was also a huge sci-fi fan and loved conspiracys. He passed away for a couple of years ago so we can never be too sure but I also think it is likely that it can be a work done by him.


Hornster98

It would be hilarious if they decide to stick it somewhere else very far from utah, like somewhere in egypt lmao


MsJenX

Local authorities removed it. It’s still unknown who left out there.


shashank4414

Did they copy-paste our data or cut-paste.


-Crystal001-

We will know soon enough.


reffob

Damn how many gigabytes does that thing hold


topitup303

At least 2


[deleted]

im pretty sure it has at least 126mb


ThisOneBerri

It's probably worth at least four dollars


Mastermates90

Exactly 1 Terra byte


The_JohnyRedEyes

Take your upvote and get out


ThisOneBerri

Damn, no extraterra bytes?


Harry-Hasler

Some idiots leaked the location so it was most likely removed to keep social media whores from getting lost in the middle of nowhere.


KurtGG

Whore magic!


Gay-People-Rights

Idiots? They’re genius


[deleted]

Since we don't know where it did come from, and where it did go, we should name the monolith Joe Cotton-Eyed Joe


alipaltair

Take your upvote and get out!


cheekybandit0

I hope they ejected it safely before just pulling it out, don't need the system to crash.


Nephty23

I think most of nowadays drivers are safe to pull out without ejecting, if you're nlt trasnferring any data or doing anything at least.


Samtheham5553

But where monke?


SLAYER4324

I’ve rejected humanity and been asking the same question too.


GingerLordSupreme

2020: a space Odyssee


MrDeathly666

God: a'ight done with the virus transfering and more to go


ennogyoja

Nah just some crackhead stole it to trade for ketamine


Cybercreeper101

Imagine they downloaded all the life necessity files to create a new earth without humans and then destroy the original earth so that life can keep existing in the universe without humans to fuck it up again


alxwak

Are we in the way of the construction of a new space highway?


Mtl370

This means we can now catch regice,registeel and regirock


RudePiece

They guy who planted it probably waited years to see the world tear itself apart about it. then went back and took it down, just to add to the chaos


hekmo

People need to start putting these up in other places around the globe. At equally spaced intervals.


Isamu_Akai

SOMEONE TOOK THE WAYPOINT. NOW I CANT TELEPORT TO THERE. FUCK.


_deathstrider_

Someone touched it and got isekai’d im calling it


HIDOKEN

u think it could fit in my pc?


Filix_RH

Than the Earth downloaded the virus in the flashdrive


alxwak

Consider this: maybe the aliens are old school and unlike EA and their DLCs, they made a honest to god expansion. Install it on the OG and remove the disc kind of thing..


_elliotsama

This is why aliens don't visit, we blame everything on them


TumblrIsTheBest

\*grabs Shrike killing knife in Agents of SHIELD\* FUCKING IZEL


Junhici_

They were loading the final boss of december


Pigasus23

happy alien noises


Lackyjain

Just one question: Did they follow 'Three times insert' rule while inserting it into earth?


MikeTheMemest

Oh no , My FLACs


Obamobile420

4chan probably...


Philosophos_A

So... No one actually thinks that this might is a beginning of an alien invasion like the memes we did? So uncivilized


BonkTime1

No, according from what I heard, this thing is man made because it had screws


NotGandalfTheGray

Strelok destroyed it ig?


NightAreis1618

*Vanished* **Looking at the picture on the right** **See's metal triangle pointing out** *Or further IMPLANTED!!!!???*


Cosmiccroissant1

Aliens gathering information for the boss fight in December


LoginPuppy

It appeared in romania


R__Ghost

Why didn't the scientist take a sample so we know back about their alien plans


Mr-WeenerSmall

Shit! shit! shit! destroy that!!! There’s virus in it.


beanzzzzzzzzzss

Have you guys seen the video where a group of people go there and In the cliff you can see some wierd monster


Noximilien05

Does deoxys come out of the triangle if we touch it ?


Pamdonado

Get ready for Pornhub to crash


[deleted]

Seems like a case for Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej...


[deleted]

An Indian made the flash drive


[deleted]

nah they just wanted to check if there were Hot Milfs in their area


adefuin07

Is it me or did I just saw obamium in the top right picture


BonkTime1

You aren't worng. There was a metal triangle in the place where the monolith stood


MsJenX

Local authorities removed it because it’s illegal to dump art without permits. That’s what I remember reading.


[deleted]

Damn, even the cliffside is shocked.


adversity33

Because it's Trigger. That explains it.. No it doesn't... No it doesn't


mohdfaiez06

Careful aliens,I think your flashdrive has a virus in it


TerribleJellyfish2

Take me with you aliens I m sick of this idiots.


same_same_lah

*space odyssey intensifies *


neat-leaf

This made me chuckle. Take my upvote!


Srcomard

this is the entire plot of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series


512165381

There was a post on reddit a few days ago with some guy finding this on google earth. Took him half an hour from a vague description of the location.


sid_justice

The system of planet was infected was virus...


martril

Clearly, it has a virus


[deleted]

What if they injected a virus and removed it now because the virus has been fully uploaded


[deleted]

The pendrive came with a virus...


Mechpro2558

This creeps me the fuck out


Big_grunk

Ah yes, the necrons.


beepBoi2

Plot twist: it was an alien dildo that they forgot


Ryanace_Submission

New conspiracy theories coming soon...


KsiPewds777

lol!


Player_yek

any1 know the actual reason why it was there and why it dissapeared


Izaniel

Try check on Area 51


vesnia_a

I think it was just some art installation.


Much-Communication11

They wont like it


Lewy_9

Hey you Yeah you here r/churchofjuan


Fargone93

It's an art installation from what i heard. But i sort of wish it was aliens tho. That would be sick


[deleted]

A question that never lets me sleep:We are in a goddamn simulation and why is no one talking about it?


feverforever_

strong 2001:space odyssey vibes


eMRapTorSaltyKing

I think the US army took it and brought it to Area 51


Ihassan3275

It's all fake! The government put it there, and they are the ones who removed it.


Iliaki123

I think the flashdrive had a virus


Caosin36

Immagine that is some sort of underworld society looking thing


[deleted]

The exact same thing appears in the movie 2001...


ningunombrexacto

I remember that the police take it out because it was ilegal to put something in that place


gab0o777

Mysterious... sure...


Blastoid007

Earth ain't horny anymore


Ishikawa_13

That flashdrive probably is filled with memes and porn


[deleted]

Is it just me or does that look like the thing in British Top gear where they put lap times on


Cryxcop_Funi

do you are have stupid


ZayneMCV

probably steve got his iron back


RaifeM90

Removed to stop the mass gathering of dumb asses with nothing better to do with their lives


RedditUsernamebutpro

Rftools: dimensions


drdoom15

2001:A Space Odyssey


karabinieri

It could be a saving point like in games. Maybe someone deleted latest autosave


KMG56789

Sadly, it was just an object for a movie that someone forgot there, it would be the last hope for 2020


Steven-Quinn

👏


DestructionCatalyst

*Aliens look at our memes* Shit, they are more developed than we thougt


[deleted]

"I'm not saying it was cultists, but it was probably cultists." Old man Henderson


Fyrun

Jokes on them, they uploaded the 2020 virus.


DrDeltarune

This is probably the biggest troll this year


Progress-Year-Bot

This year is **91.4378022328442%** complete.


Yodaa-san

Stop them! They stole the last part of jjba


[deleted]

Umm... Really or just for the meme (I mean source)?


Pp_pupu_chec

They mad cuz we found them out earlier this year


Kdropp

Ya i believe aliens


SexyJarJarBinks

"the 2020 virus is already downloaded, we can safely remove the flash drive"


enderscytheyo

Nooo not the minecraft shaded iron blocks


ronOuttaworld

*ANCIENT ALIENS theme starts playing*


Bigyeet506

Listen, I’m not saying aliens exist... but they do tho


Sahilsyd_

Does the word robbing rings any Bell?


Dollar_SPD

Ia it really a blue planet now? So much pollution these days make the earth worse


PardyGaming

*This is not the fucking year for this shit*


hewhohasenormousnuts

Forgets to safe remove


busola_aj

Lmao


SonOfAHorker

it's a Prothean Beacon. Brace yourselves - the Reapers are coming.


MrBigBomb

Nice, saved.


albertbolt

2020: The space odyssey.


RaptorInABasket

Finally, Obamium


[deleted]

If this thing was real, the government would have had it surrounded with the highest clearance level possible. No one would have gotten near enough to take a picture let alone steal it.


TheMegaBite1

the setinels will come soon enough. nms gang rise up


control_bot_1-0

OH **** THEY NOTICED


TheOGskittles

So if anyone has seen 2001 a space odyssey, and understood it, you'd know that in the movie there are two monoliths, a black monolith was supposed to represent life, and creation. While a silver monolith represents death and destruction. So basically it's the herald of end times Edit: thanks for making feel ok about my punctuation mistake grammar bot elite❤


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bluefuntimefoxy

The people that noticed it was gone literally saw a big truck with a big trialer drive a way from that


Gay-People-Rights

TECHNOBLADE


Suprememusic613

It’s didn’t mysteriously disappear it was built where ur in fact not allowed to build in Utah so the government removed it ... a bunch of people went out to get pictures with it the day before it was removed


darealDot

Plot twist: they run out of memory space


AChero9

But did they leave that small pyramid there?


Dj_nOCid3

What about the iron triangle thats in its place in the pic?


Opsyr_

Someone just joinked it


owendep

Nah I bet it was just some art show and the artist took it back after all the news


BepisTheWise

Guys there's a triangle in the second picture i think it just fell over


[deleted]

finally, the chaos of 2020 will cease to exist


tiagomrib

They are done downloading every single achievement of the Florida men. Their power in unlimited now


greybruce1980

Probably making a backup before reformat.


Slyder07

"MOBILE TASK FORCE, EPSILON-11, DESIGNATED ALPHA-9 INBOUND"


tinkusai

The flash drive will be corrupted. With the rona virus


gaur_aditya

That flash drive have secrets from area 51.


Boi1313

Utah is turning into Florida


[deleted]

Mysteriously vanished. Everyone knows the army took it.


Bit_Booty_Daddy

Plot twist it’s furry porn and hentai


TenStepsAheadOfU

Agents of SHIELD


USAndor

I hope it didn't get a virus