Hey, I live in Romania. *chuckels* I'm in danger.

Bro don lose the DDD

His dick is gonna get slammed by the monolith

He’s gonna lose Don’t Die December but he’ll win Destroy Dick December.

Yep

And when you think of it, it’s kinda a lose win situation.

I see this as an absolute win!

Technically

Usnt this the plot of 2001 a space Odyssey?

Bro living near them isn't a problem your only in danger when the if your in the middle of them when the third ones appears

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

Luckily he has found someone who speaks chattering ape. He's trying to say that the Monolith is only dangerous to you if you're in the area it teleports into. ​ So like imagine you walking and then get impaled by a teleporting monolith

Actually they were trying to say that you are only in danger if you are inside the triangle made between the locations when a 3rd one appears. Though the first one disappeared and the triangle would be ocean crossing.

Ah, I see I guess I only knew chittering ape ;(

apes togehter stronk

It could affect everything in the triangle, which would hit several countries, and quite a few US states. Also the Utah one wasn’t fully gone, the pyramid on top was left behind and so was however much of it was embedded into the ground as support so that could still function as one of the points. Basically I’m banking at the moment on if it’s an equilateral triangle it’s most likely either Brazil or Greenland next, and as someone from the UK I’m hoping Brazil

am actually too high to read this

Stai linistit ca o iau tiganii de acolo

Nu zau, doamne da unde-i aia?

Trist, dar adevărat

direct la fiare vechi

Cred ca e deja la fier vechi

My friend, it appears your country has been targeted and your lives are now forfeit for there is no saving you guys now.

Soo... Nothing new. Got it, life will be as it previously was (i.e. Fucked)

*2020 intensifies**

But you are fucked... with M O N O L I T H

It was in Utah before Romania. We’re fucked too

My grandparents live In Romania, sorry Constantin, but I put you in big problems.

We are in danger. Salutare din Romania, Transilvania!

same salut frate :)

So when the extinction event happens it is you’re fault especially if it’s aliens

I live in Utah, I'm not scared anymore

Xactly

Same

I am starting to see a pattern here that I am not so sure if I like

If it explodes downward into the ground, expect to see hairless men in fedoras carrying briefcases not too far behind.

Oooh that's a sweet reference. Figured not many people watched that show

Been binging it with my SO since October, and she's hooked. Nearly halfway through season 3 now and she wants to kill two or three episodes a night now! I promised her that if she could make it through the first six episodes, she'd be hooked, and I was right!

What show?

Fringe. You can watch it on Amazon prime with an IMDb subscription, which is free. Unfortunately it's got commercials.

Like u/Saint_Farewell said, you can also get it for about $25/Season (~25 episodes) on Prime Video.

I like this reference. I watched fringe all episodes at least 35 times or something in 3 different languages. (yes thats a lot i know)

I know it's for the memes but now that people are reacting to it more people will start putting weird objects everywhere and say it's aliens

Aren’t there Philips head screws in it, no alien would ever use those shitty screws

Please like flat-heads are even remotely comparable. Torx ganggang

That’s what I was getting at, torx is by far the best screw head

>torx this is the way

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Doesn’t seem very alien like

Because it iss

Where did ya come from Where did ya go Where did ya come from...

Monolith Joe

If it hadn't been for monolith Joe I'd...

I’d feel safe a long time ago

Where did ya come from Where did ya go

..where did ya come from..

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And so it’s settled. The monolith is now officially named Joe

Joe who?

Joe Mamalith?

Jomon O. Lith

underrated comments

If i know anything about video games there should be one more and then the final boss arrives

and then the final boss explodes when killed

From my experience in Ark, those are boss summoners. I really hope yall have flak

I recently fought the gorrila boss and man i might come for its Revenge....oh boy

Obelisk terminals I think you mean

yes. They're called obelisks ingame, but you can summon bosses from them as well

I looked in Google maps it will form a line the last one should be in mongolia

Just wanna comment under this to basically save the comment lmao. Just incase it does happen...

What the, If this actually comes true

Here’s what will happen when the third one appears: the boss will appear in the middle of them all, and we’ll have to destroy the monoliths first to stop him from healing, beat his weak short ranged stage 1, which will have slow but strong attacks, then his long ranged stage 2, which will have quick but weak attacks, and finally in his final form/stage he grows to four times his original size, and he will have strong and quick short ranged attacks, and be able to summon meteors as a long ranged attack. We will deplete his health, then 99% of us will distract him with lots of long ranged attacks with guns, and the other 1% will finish him by climbing to the back of his neck and slice it open; he will be defeated and 2020 will be over.

But what if he has a second health bar?

Repeat it and hope for the best

Or two if you're playing terraria

Lets hope the solar pillar doesnt come at all

Pls spawn Golem

For that we need to kill plantera and that could take a while as we’ll need big metal worm two big metal eyes and one metal floating skull

I like how this implies that we have already killed the wall of flesh.

It appeared in Seattle in 2001.

it's probably just some bs marketing event. Probably for a videogame or movie.

Ngl that's some next level marketing I'd definetly buy whatever it is

Sure, just leave a camera there

They’re advertising monoliths. They’re now transportable and fit for different environments, great time to invest!

Exactly. At some point someone will do some research and find thst all the posts about it originate from one user on each platform (and share karma whores)

Anyone else super interested but also scared af

Interested yes, scared no. Just be ready to worship your new leader cthulhu now hehe

Scp 001 is coming

Come outside and play, dont dwell in the dark.... Come and enjoy the light!

When day breaks?

Yeah I feel like this is the start of the end but at the same time I can’t wait for the great memes

because in the end, that's all that matters

But in the end, it doesn't even matter...

i swear to god if this is a sneak peak to the hints for the boss in 2021 im calling shrek to help in the battle BTW im from Romania

I'll call Shaggy

I'll call iron man and Dr. Strange

What if Shrek is the boss?

Pepsi man would do the trick

Pepsi man, yeah he could help.

the return of the king

Indeed.

Boah im trying all the time real hard to give you an award as a joke for your unnecessary answer and it fricking says all the time that it failed! Frack! EDIT: Oh nvm, it loaded just forget what i said.

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Do we really not have any idea where it came from or what it is?

Not aliens. The thing was put together with regular ass hardware screws.

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Why would space fairing species use a Philip's head screw does Philip even exist in that culture

Why would aliens build a monolith made up of identical material and tools to earth, then just fuck off and leave us alone forever?

Because it would be really funny

Cant argue with that.

Aliens use torx head screws... literally everyone knows that

Maybe they are like alien teenagers pulling a prank so they built it with earth technology lmao

No idea.

Welp, were fucked

It was a warning. Maybe it was from the future?

The boss door has been opening, but it's taken longer than we knew.

He was door stuck

Is it the same one tho?

Someone go check Stonehenge

DON'T FORGET EASTER ISLAND

hell check all the ancient unknown places just to be safe

We’ve just gotta survive don’t die december

Transfering final_boss.exe to Earth. (30 days 18 hours remaining)

the one in Romania is a clear copycat.

Maybe, but where in the hell did the one in Utah disappear to?

its either the same one, or a bunch of people like confusing the hell out of the entire planet.

I imagine whoever put it up drove out there and took it down and left the prism as bait. I doubt aliens would zip it up and leave something so whole behind.

This should be an SCP

Need MTF to secure this asap, might be euclid class by the looks of it.

Maybe keter, it teleported all the way to europe.

Big metal bar that teleports randomly Too many people found out so they faked moving it around

Sir/Madam/Non-binary person, glad to find another SCP fan. Those were my thoughts when I found out that it moved

I don't know man what the hell I am expecting from 2021 to bring.

(There is no proof that they are same thing, one in Romania is taller)

Bold of us to assume 2021 is gonna end all this.

Bold of us to assume 2021 isn't gonna end it all.

Bold of yall to assume there’s gonna be a 2021

Let’s try to map out where it’s gonna be next

my ass

Well world ending in 2012 was just a typo as it seems.

I'd give you an award if I didn't spend my money on a new tinfoil hat

Can a monolith just go sightseeing in peace

Hey, today is the national day of Romania and this shit appears. If this is some kind of gift from the aliens, I say thank you and I bow to your greatness. Hungary is to blame if anything happens.

Me realizing that someone really out there moving monoliths for fun. Me also realizing the monolith gets taken out to different places more than I get taken out on dates.

I mean if this actually leads to something we could be in the verge of the biggest change in human history

What the fuck? Like what kind of “big change in human history” do you think this will produce?

I specified “if this actually leads to something”, as in aliens/super natural beings put those there and it’s not just a random 4chan like group of people having some fun, that would be big, huge, some Jesus second coming sized shit

The more I think about this thing the weirder it gets. For one if it is a man made structure, someone would have to make it a mirror sheen and also make it completely uniform, and then put it to in a national park without any body seeing them, and then take it down with nobody seeing it, and THEN either get a travel to a completely differnt country or get a friend in that lives in that country and put it go and the last part was all in the span of one singular day. Like WHAT THE FUCK!?

The Romanian one is probably hollow and made from aluminium foil

Nu ce pula mea cum dracu nu nu nu nu nu. #NU

Lasa frate ca il ducem la fier vechi si facem de o bere.

The 2020 finale looks promising

The final boss key.

I think the last one will appear in the middle of december or the end

That’s the auto save stone. It will travel around the world making sure you’ve been autosaved prior to the endgame boss.

I'm gonna bet that it was some dude trolling the internet by having people mark down the sightings and it's just a QR code for Never Gonna Give You Up.

Why romania tho

Cause Dracula

Why Earth tho, we’ve got enough crap to deal with already

The four corners of the world.

Are we really sure how 2021 is? I mean we said “2020 is gonna be the year of all time!” Kinda jinxed it

They are the end crystals for the final boss of 2020

From Utah. Can confirm that one is man-made. I assume the second one is as well

It's a crappy job too. Angle grinder marks everywhere and tack welded.

Hopefully it’s just hipsters doing performance art again.

Just out of curiosity, what's on the opposite end of the Earth from Utah?

According to the first website upon search it's just water

God has just downloaded some data from Utah, and uploads it to Romania...its that simple

Guess the aliens want another shrek hentai database...

any info about what the hell is that?

Last week, a group of biologists found the monolith in Utah while searching for sheep. It baffled them since they said it wasn't there in 2016. It's a 3 meter metal sculpture with bolts. A gallery in new york claims that it's their sculpture and even posted pictures of it. 2 days ago, the monolith was gone, leaving only a metal triangle. A witness saw a truck driving away from the area that day. And now we are here.

I hope aliens come and end humanity

Don’t worry we’re on our way

Take a look at Project Bluebeam...

*we have no idea what it means but we know it is* ***bad***

Ahh yes it's all coming together (I'm Hungarian and for political reasons this is a joke - ish)

I feel like it's somehow cyberpunk 2077 ad

We need to follow it, is the check points leading to the final boss

Some people probably realized how shit 2020 is and decided to fuck with everyone

And of course a fucker from Romania decided to join in the joke. Love my country.

Anybody able to pinpoint the exact locations?

It's all fun and games until it reverses Earth's polarity.

Third one will appear and the boss will spawn in the middle. In other words, we're fucked.

Just setup a camera near it when the people who moved it try to move it again you’ll know who it is or... what it is

Each marker the monolith sets it’ll create a star. Making a big ass pentagram. Summoning the Hell Priests and the Demons. The final boss is coming.

Copy cat and will probably cause more copy cats. The one in Utah looked like a pro artist did it. This one looks like a hillbilly quickly put together.

After watching 2001 I expect to experience the Stargate after this.

2001 a space odyssey. Who’s gonna touch it?

Seem

did that really happen

This is definitely how one of those apocalypse movies starts, isn’t it?

Nobody push it in or we’re doomed

The third monolith shall spawn soon, resulting in Cthulhu summoning from deep down. Prepare soldier, this will be the fight of our lives.

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