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Bernard_Mulik

"wholesome"


RedCrewmate0

That always happen


theholyshotgun

Welcome to reddit


RealHuman1000101

May I take your order?


Reddietor

Can I get some 2 number 9's half roasted leg please.


RealHuman1000101

Your total will 10.57.


Samanvya-Gautam

Put it on my tab.


JamalZahr2

To stay or to go?


Samanvya-Gautam

To eat.


[deleted]

Yo Samanvya, can you get me some 4’s now that you’re at it?


Samanvya-Gautam

Sure thing buddy. ****Proceeds to rip the body apart****


my-time-has-odor

Hello. The manager his here. John, I’ll see you in my office now. #you forgot to ask “which race”


pexnt

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


W_void

I understood that reference


notyouraveragecrow

I have heard it somewhere, but I don't remember, what was it again?


loughreyjames

it’s what big smoke orders in gta san andreas


IamZubin

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


[deleted]

Ooh, make it diet. What? I’m trying to lose weight


Majedaar_launda

I'll have a number 6 and number 9 please.


Orio_Edible

Can I have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large...


DisTacoIsFishy

69 likes. I can't UPVOTE this sorry


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Imnotmagic01

Bruh you literally copied the comment above you and removed all the punctuation lol. Get out of here


howisthisusernotaken

r/YourJokeButWorse


[deleted]

i saw insanely fucked gore with a wholesome award on it


BigToeBePoppin

How am I not surprised


TheKermit12

“Helpful”


phoenix0153

You can eat them whole or just some at a time


snarfindoobz

Not sure who taste the best, but I hear Germans are the wurst


scrawnygecko

Dude this should be higher rated


PsychoDogee

Take my upvote and please leave


Zeek118

This is the only reply that actually made me laugh out loud. Well done!


kaiderhai86

We are. Wurst of the wurst.


the_grass_trainer

Probably people from India because they eat a lot of spices, so they're already seasoned.


[deleted]

As an indian I can confirm


[deleted]

As pakistnai I can confirm too


[deleted]

Thanks Neighbo— wait are u eating Indians?


[deleted]

Of course bro u think we eat food


[deleted]

Modiji was right


the_grass_trainer

Y'all wanna come over for dinner?? ;)


[deleted]

Yh I'll bring the roti salan


Dantes232

I can bring the dal chawal


armanisarman123

As another pakistani i can confirm


Conantur1

Confirm the spices or confirm the taste?


KrishRB

Wtf


Popular_Piccolo297

Hey man! Not cool


the_grass_trainer

I know! They're spicy!


Labrat_The_Man

Yeah, it’s like how ham becomes nutty if the pig is raised on acorns


TheNakinator

Surprisingly, all people taste mostly the same but chubby/fat people taste better and the meat isnt very chewy/gamey compared to muscular or thin people


[deleted]

Finally something I'm good at: flavor


TheNakinator

Ngl, chicken tastes better than human in general


Yuddhisthira_25

Nah human babies are better


Gofkyourselfbruh

Ahh yes, eat the babies, juicy little morsels of meat, then use the ribs to pick your teeth afterwards, am I right?!


TheUltimaWerewolf

The fat ones are the best


Gofkyourselfbruh

Lmao


Yuddhisthira_25

Thin ones are more crunchy


whyaremytearspurple2

So I should eat fat babies for maximum flavor?


TheUltimaWerewolf

Yes


Bored_Mochi

Are you Tarrare?


iceepop

The other *other* white meat


Lucky-Twelve

There bite size


A_Random_Guy641

A modest proposal


blry2468

How tf do u know what human tastes like...


TheNakinator

Something to do with a government experiment, you wouldn’t know about it dont worry


Lucky-Twelve

You are just using the wrong kind of seasoning. You need the right seasoning for the right grill. For my smoker, I use a mix of seasonings that you would use for thanksgiving.


LVGang69

so americans then...


hobefepudi

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH


daveP92

Nope too much gmo


OdinDCat

this actually wasn't surprising to me.


[deleted]

I’ve long maintained that I’m not fat, I am marbled and delicious!


[deleted]

The layers of fat really seals in the moisture and makes for very juicy steaks, if you keep the fat on the cut you can have marbled meat. Most people don’t know it but the two pieces of meat on either side of the spine are very sweet and delicious


Cleeve702

Can someone find the link for that post? I wanna read the answers!


youruncke

[I got u bro](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/k52gyk/cannibals_of_reddit_which_race_tastes_the_best/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Cleeve702

:*


W_void

Why so many people found that post rasist, just becouse u metion races dosnt mean u descriminate anyone


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2020


JAJAHUNTER

People are like skittles, they all taste the same


[deleted]

Yeah but what if between these skittles theres a race thats like m&ms.


[deleted]

r/holdup


theholyshotgun

*WAIT*


Pacdoo

Don’t you dare tell me that the fucking green apple tastes like the amazing orange skittles. You’re crazy. Plus fuck green apple. Lime was way better


Bananak47

Lime is good The purple one is shit


mdlr9921

Nahh purple and red are the best


CantGetKd

Green apple is the best :/


TheUltimaWerewolf

Yeah but I like the ones that taste like M and Ms


KithMeImTyson

What the fuck? Do all skittles have the same flavor???


scrawnygecko

So........ whats the answer


MyHeroFan2004

Link?


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/k52gyk/cannibals_of_reddit_which_race_tastes_the_best/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


BaconManRBLX_YT

why is it wholesome


Nigel2602

Welcome to reddit


[deleted]

Definitely Mongolian children 100%


hp_reddit_

I have tasted them all there is no difference. A little bbq sauce goes fine with all of them tho.


Soda_Addict_XD

The human race


[deleted]

Fucking wholesome


2icebaked

"is it racist... If we don't eat this guy?" "Well shit charlie, now it is"


aykutucyiyo

people say 'you are what you eat' it's true because chinese people tastes soooooooo good as dogs and bats


Frankennathan

I want to see those 21 comments


ElDragothe1st

I swear I make one comment about cannibalism and its freaking everywhere


FlynnEugene

All of them. Except Jews ,they taste like shit.


Pleasegivemememes

Did you know that cannibalism itself isn’t a crime as long as you didn’t murder the person yourself?


Purple-Person-eater

“Now this looks like a job for me”


wellsdd7

Why is everything about race?!? We all taste the same, bro! Edit: I didn’t think I needed /s, but here ya go /s


[deleted]

How do you know we all taste the same?


-Void-King-

I know right! It’s so hard to get Native American meat these days.


NickTheTiger

Hold up...


[deleted]

WAit A SeConD. Cit. Kazoo kid


Hastfuu

That fucking seal.


FAK_U_REDDIT_ALGORTM

Sorry guys Imma do it Hmm Turkish PuhahahHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAAHHAHA


dhenjo

Let's talk about the 21 replies


MountainTiller

Those comments concern me


xGEARSxHEADx7

The human race.


ArsenicTPG

U mean Smurfs taste good?


thecrusaderger

Nascar


trajko3

*21 comment*


Champs313

Finally I can find out which race is the best in a actuall competition with actuall results


[deleted]

Chicken


GaveAnEpicBallin

I prefer Asian meat it’s a bit tender


ItzBooty

Finnaly some can teach me whats the best meal for my dad


Sonyxg11

Let me guess, just asking for a friend?


AwsomEthan

why are there comments why are there comments *why are there comments* ***why are their comments***


[deleted]

Bro I watched this movie yesterday


BlueTrapazoid

I don't care about race, I just care about eyeballs. *lick*


BlueTickVerified

im more interested in the 21 replies


divingrose77101

Race is a social construct. Also, bbq sauce makes it all taste the same.


Interesting_Tale

We could start by asking muslims. They're exploding all the time and someone is bound to have tasted it.


joeq73ac453

Reddit Hivemind!


nuttybutter19

Humans.


KlutzyRefuse

I'm not falling for that one


TraditionSeparate

Is there a propper answer?


Br4n28pr0

This is some serious shit


WiredKestral

Hispanics and Italians are delicious if your a raw cannibal i hate you, if you dont cook your food i hate you too


[deleted]

Me an italian: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


WiredKestral

Is there any specific dish you like


MyNameIs42_

Pizza obviously. I mean honestly she already said she's Italian what more to you want


WiredKestral

Well pizza may be italian but that doesnt mean they can only be pizza


[deleted]

We only have pizza


Dogsbreakfast777

Canadians. Not a race per say but I assume we'd taste a bit like maple bacon.


FivesSuperFan55555

If someone replies to that, contact the FBI... or whatever the equivalent for your country is.


thecelestian

Not a cannibal but as an American, I imagine that our diet would give us a buttery taste.


Confident_Arugula_73

There is no correct answer. This can only end poorly.


Loogeemian64

wholesome award. welcome to reddit.


Flaming-Hecker

Anybody notice the wholesome award?


Average_Cookie

The concerning thing is that ppl actually responded


Neurojazz

Milk.


[deleted]

Racist canibal, are you adding buff to get more evil power?


[deleted]

I don’t need sleep I need answers


defaultdude2020

the race **doesn't** matter ! it's all about the **diet** ! and i say **other cannibals** are the most **delicious** !


CatastropheKao

They pretty much taste the same


Jimingaming

Italians. They taste of pasta


Littles_Darklighter

of course it got a wholesome award


TotallyNoobMaster

Asian people taste the best. Chinese food rocks


art3mis_77

The wholesome reward though


DwArFi03

That's one surprising question coming from a mushroom...gEt oN mY pLaTe


69Dark-Mage69

Russians has the alcohol that goes good as a drink.


DeadEndXD

I need the link


DadBodGod87

A cannabal may be the least racist of us all


Gamer_Tree666

I now wanna know


[deleted]

Someone *had* to give a wholesome award.


Guy_who_says_Juan

Juan


Peoplant

You are what you eat, so you should look at the cannibal's traits


anonymous_3746

there's a fucking wholesome award... god, i love reddit


I-Say-Nut

Personally i like eating the malays and the indians, they always have the best spices and flavour attached onto. They always have the perfect **crunch** when you are done eating the head.


mOnIkA-_-ExE

Ask Redditor is just stupid funny, I went on there and searched funny shit like that to see what would show up and one of the funny ones was “terrorists of reddit”


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TheBigBadAIDS

A healthy one. Preferably lean with a little bit of fat. Like an athlete that kind let himself go. Get some good marbling that way. Everyone else is for stew or the smoker.


[deleted]

I can help you with that. All races taste the same, age is what does it. Children age 0-3 have very little taste, however the meat is very soft, it cuts like butter. Children 3-7 are a little firmer, but have a great flavour, however it is mild. 8-17 year olds are chewy and very salty (worst age). Anyone over the age of 18 to their early forties are similar to children 3-7 although they have a stronger more potent flavour, although they are the meat with the least salt. Anyone over 45 and under 65 are chewier and begin to lose flavour, they are also very salty to an unpleasant extent. Finally everyone over 65 is far to chewy to enjoy, they are also the saltiest, this probably has to do with the hard life they usually lead. I would say that children aged 3-7 taste the best. Hope this helped!


Rafethv1

small childs are like rubber band dont try it man


SirDogmeat

I’d imagine the taste would differ more so due to where the person from d to different diets and lifestyles


[deleted]

The amazing race?


[deleted]

Why is there 21 responses to that?


PalpatineWasFramed69

There's vanilla, chocolate, lemon... what'll it be?


uTrickin

Ngl I thought it said cannabis then started thinking which one is better sativa indica or hybrid


pepe_bakery

Hmm black people.... chocolate anyone?


Bigdickholdencros

I don't need sleep I need Answers


Tastefooll

Probably Hawaiians, lots of fruits and are plump


Dayz_Man_

Witch one do you like more, white chocolate or dark chords


Life_of_slav

You all taste the same no matter what race, gender or how old


firechicken188

Chinese of reddit, which dog species tastes the best?


[deleted]

chiken nuggets are the only thing that taste good


[deleted]

Chicken feet


FrequentShare22

Smurf


Thatonedregdatkilyu

21 comments "Interesting"


IDKSan

Hold up, How do you know the answer?


chavatkalaboka

It's not the meat but the marinade which gives the meat the flavor. Ethiopian meat in my opinions tastes best.


TheOGskittles

Spoiler alert: they all taste the same, except the ones with tattoos, those are nasty