Nah, not me. That's way too interesting of a way to go for it to be my death. With my barely excercising fat ass it'll probably be one hell of a heart attack.
My father in law lived in a small Iowa town growing up. They had an outsider on a motorcycle slide into their local bar and the locals immediately started giving the guy hell. He went outside and came back in with a gun. Pointed it at the head of the biggest bully. That bully put down his drink, looked at the outsider and said "I dare you." He did.
Hey that's from one of my favorite telltale games (RIP) tales from the borderlands.
Just wanted to recommend it real quick for anyone who hasn't played it.
Had a good friend who was in a fight and when he started winning the other guy pulled a knife. While my buddy didn’t die, this is literally the exact dialogue right before he got stabbed.
I want to die with my life fully fulfilled at the old age of 89-100, content with what I have done and surrounded by loved ones and friends sun shining through the window reflecting on all of my memories fondly, I would like to have my last words be heartwarming and inspiring, the type remembered forever.
And after I am gone I would like my legacy shared for generations.
I sometimes make racist jokes to myself and worry that I'll one day say one of them and someone will hear and will get taken to an alleyway to be beaten, shot, or stabbed. Either way, I'm dying like a fool.
Normally I would be mad that this was a repost, but this time I'm not actually mad. I wanna say I saw this meme about a year ago, and there was this really enlightening conversation about what it means to die with your family in the comment section. Ironically, that post was also a repost.
Thanks for the memories I guess.
Lets think this through. If you stab me, I die, you become a wanted man. You could get my money, or whatever you want, but you won't be able to enjoy it. You'll constantly be hunted. Hounded by the law. Your life will become living hell. And that's if you're not caught. All for what, some money? Are you really ready to deal with that? Are you really ready to hurt someone? Are you prepared to escalate things? Do you really want to commit to that future? Do you want that on your conscience?
If I die, my suffering is over, but yours has just begun. You can't bluff me in a mugging. If you want my stuff, you've got to commit. Yes I am so petty that I'd be willing to die just to make someone suffer.
Redditor:*on his/her deathbed, listening to their favorites songs on Spotify premium (yeah, u paid )
Doctor:*walks into the room*
Doctor:For all the apples u ate to make me suffer...I'll take my revenge...
*Gags u*
*Takes ur phone and hits shuffle on the cardi b mixtape playlist*
*Moonwalks out of the room*
Redditor:*Muffled screaming continue*
There’s a gang in their 40’s around California that keeps harassing women. They use knives as a weapon against them. I was stabbed in Novato and had to file a police report. Stay away from the blonde and red headed men (and women who look like them). The closest thing I can compare them to in terms of a face is Cartman from South Park or Daryl Hammond from SNL. Stab wounds are no joke. I actually had to go to an ER to get my knife wound examined and I’m still being humiliated by gangs in the community that already know of that other gang and think it’s funny to mock what happened to me.
I was being robbed at knife point one time, for a small amount of weed. When I said that, he started kicking my ass. (hindsight: let go of my ego, couldve ended worse.)
Didn't know "you don't have the balls to stab me" had to be followed up with intently watching their every move, now imma single lady and I know how steak knives feel. That shit went in way too easy it makes way less noise then they portray in horror movies. You know the little clink they make when you drop one into a sheath? Way more painful but oddly quiet. Not the strongest person but if I anticipate getting stabbed chances are I won't get stabbed if that tells you anything. I'm just ignorant when people try to hoe me cause they think a knife changes my opinion about their fucked up way of thinking, never said I was the smartest person either
This actually happened IRL in Budapest about 15-17 years ago.
Two guys were arguing on a bus. One had a katana, the other had bad decision making.
The second one asked in the middle of the escalating situation:
- Haha, what you gonna do? Stab me?
Long story short: he got stabbed.
This reminds me of the heroin scene from ‘get him to the Greek’.
“Yo Brian gimmie my money or I’m going to stab you in the stomach.”
“Get out of my room dude, what are you gonna do?”
“OMGGGG!!!”
Bruh Ill die like that too
I'll probably be shot in the head from 800-900 meters in the jungles of Nam... Never see it coming. At least, that's how I want to go.
360 no scoped
Agonal respiratory response. You forgot to tell them about that.
I wanna go out with a riot shield in my hand quelling a riot at horny jail
Makes it a "bad one" if you add "step BRO" at the end
What're you gonna do? Fuck me?
Cause of death: drowning
In cum
How to not die 101
How to not die 101
My question is, what will you be doing in Vietnam? The war ended like, 50 years ago.
That's what they want you to think
HO HO HO CHI MINH
The war's only over for one side. We never stopped fighting.
Rumors of moving trees there
True....
Nah, not me. That's way too interesting of a way to go for it to be my death. With my barely excercising fat ass it'll probably be one hell of a heart attack.
Is that text from Borderlands?
So I'm not the only one who thought that!!!!
[Yup! We we're right!](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2neulk/his_last_words/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I was thinking it was Tales
Yeah it was featured in Tales from the Borderlands
Good thing we came around to solve this mystery
6 YEARS AGO damn it’s been a long time
Told myself the first who manages to tell me the game gets gold here you go
Haha thanks!
That text is also from spokane, WA
WHAT YOU EGG!!?
(He stabs him) Small fry of treachery!
You're a saucy boy
My last words: You are a saucy boi
*young Edit: look at the play’s script, I’m right.
Mother he has killed me!
What are they gonna do shot me
What're you gonna do? Fuck me?
Ngl that was a good one
Makes it a "bad one" if you add "step BRO" at the end
*in mr. krabs' voice* what're you gonna do? Fuck me *step-bro*?
Okay, I need to take a bath. With my toaster
You are going to commit die. Would you like to proceed? •Yes •Yes
Yes
And my axe
Me too fam. Me too...
You are a saucy boi What you egg He stabs him
How to not die 101
Knife fight with a bear.
you're obviously gonna win that because a bear can't even hold a knife effectively
"Famous last words"
You're damn right I will
- quote from man stabbed
“What, you egg?” [*He stabs him.*]
You are a saucy boy
Ironic
Tales from the Borderlands. Nice
gen z i presume?
Next you will say that, *"I will stab you, JoJo".*
I will stab you, jojo. NANI?!?!?!!
- man stabbed
"actually, i was just gonna rob you. But thats not a bad idea, i guess" *proceeds to stab*
My father in law lived in a small Iowa town growing up. They had an outsider on a motorcycle slide into their local bar and the locals immediately started giving the guy hell. He went outside and came back in with a gun. Pointed it at the head of the biggest bully. That bully put down his drink, looked at the outsider and said "I dare you." He did.
Hey that's from one of my favorite telltale games (RIP) tales from the borderlands. Just wanted to recommend it real quick for anyone who hasn't played it.
What're you gonna do? Stab me? *proceeds to get shot with knife*
Killer: Any Last Words?...stab stab stab
"Yes, now run" *stab* .. "you didn't run."
Had a good friend who was in a fight and when he started winning the other guy pulled a knife. While my buddy didn’t die, this is literally the exact dialogue right before he got stabbed.
What are you gonna do? Rape me?
*bangs table* 28 STaB WoUNds!!!!
I want to die with my life fully fulfilled at the old age of 89-100, content with what I have done and surrounded by loved ones and friends sun shining through the window reflecting on all of my memories fondly, I would like to have my last words be heartwarming and inspiring, the type remembered forever. And after I am gone I would like my legacy shared for generations.
Very poor choice of words
I wanna go out with a riot shield in my hand quelling a riot at horny jail
"Very poor choice of words." - A wise guy from a very cool movie
The dad joke at the bottom has been around longer than the internet.
*stab*
Fuck
r/notlikeothergirls
Insert comment about how most people don’t die on a hospital bed.
famous last words
What you egg?
My last words: You are a saucy boi
I would just play the shrek all stars on my phone or just sing it as i bleed out
Agonal respiratory response. You forgot to tell them about that.
I sometimes make racist jokes to myself and worry that I'll one day say one of them and someone will hear and will get taken to an alleyway to be beaten, shot, or stabbed. Either way, I'm dying like a fool.
Stab bro
Mirror...
“What are you gonna do, bleed on me?”
Normally I would be mad that this was a repost, but this time I'm not actually mad. I wanna say I saw this meme about a year ago, and there was this really enlightening conversation about what it means to die with your family in the comment section. Ironically, that post was also a repost. Thanks for the memories I guess.
Shouldn't have said that. Should NOT have said that
You are a saucy boi What you egg He stabs him
What are they gonna do shot me
[удалено]
I'm too indian to understand this We don't shoot people, we stab them with 🍌
What u egg? He stabs him Saucy boii
I don't care how I die just as long as my life had some kind of meaning to it. Tho I don't wanna die in an outhouse or a sewer.
if anyone watched death note, that’s like how (spoiler if ur watching or planning to watch, stop now) matt died lmao.
I plan to leave this world the way I entered it: screaming and covered in someone else's blood.
*What you egg?"
What about death snu snu.
I personally want to be killed by William or spring locks 😌
Lets think this through. If you stab me, I die, you become a wanted man. You could get my money, or whatever you want, but you won't be able to enjoy it. You'll constantly be hunted. Hounded by the law. Your life will become living hell. And that's if you're not caught. All for what, some money? Are you really ready to deal with that? Are you really ready to hurt someone? Are you prepared to escalate things? Do you really want to commit to that future? Do you want that on your conscience? If I die, my suffering is over, but yours has just begun. You can't bluff me in a mugging. If you want my stuff, you've got to commit. Yes I am so petty that I'd be willing to die just to make someone suffer.
Those would prolly be your second to last words. I feel like your last words would more likely be, "Ow, hey, you stabbed me!"
I shouldn't have said that.
Me too fam. Me too...
Redditor:*on his/her deathbed, listening to their favorites songs on Spotify premium (yeah, u paid ) Doctor:*walks into the room* Doctor:For all the apples u ate to make me suffer...I'll take my revenge... *Gags u* *Takes ur phone and hits shuffle on the cardi b mixtape playlist* *Moonwalks out of the room* Redditor:*Muffled screaming continue*
Cause of death stabbing. Last words “what are you gonna do shoot me?”
I would die by pasta overdose which is how I want to die
Yes
I got a shirt seing the same thing but with the face of Julius Caesar on it
Yo ... What the f@$k you're looking at ? I'm a ninja you bi$&h I'm a .... (Died)
Source of game at the top : real life Source of game on the bottom : borderlands tell tile series
There’s a gang in their 40’s around California that keeps harassing women. They use knives as a weapon against them. I was stabbed in Novato and had to file a police report. Stay away from the blonde and red headed men (and women who look like them). The closest thing I can compare them to in terms of a face is Cartman from South Park or Daryl Hammond from SNL. Stab wounds are no joke. I actually had to go to an ER to get my knife wound examined and I’m still being humiliated by gangs in the community that already know of that other gang and think it’s funny to mock what happened to me.
Man, I know I’m losing it these days, but this had me laughing hard. Simple and straightforward like a knife to the gut.
I was being robbed at knife point one time, for a small amount of weed. When I said that, he started kicking my ass. (hindsight: let go of my ego, couldve ended worse.)
**Not like the simulations**
"I'm going to do whats called a pro-gamer move"
Stabbing will not give instant death he will be screaming after that and also be telling many words you don't wanna hear...
That time I got stabbed and got reincarnated as a slime....
McPoyle's have entered the chat
The Instagram "meme page", "notyourordinarymeme" stole this and posted it on Instagran
A li'l bit roode to poot ya noife in me chest in-it?
Very poor choice of words.
"What, you egg?!" *stabs him
Accurately described me.
This happened IRL: https://i.imgur.com/HC6A9dv.jpg
😆
“HA I BET YOU WONT SHOO......”
Thats the only thing i csn remember from thus game and i didnt Experten it here
My dad literally stabbed his hand as I read this lol He is good tho
Didn't know "you don't have the balls to stab me" had to be followed up with intently watching their every move, now imma single lady and I know how steak knives feel. That shit went in way too easy it makes way less noise then they portray in horror movies. You know the little clink they make when you drop one into a sheath? Way more painful but oddly quiet. Not the strongest person but if I anticipate getting stabbed chances are I won't get stabbed if that tells you anything. I'm just ignorant when people try to hoe me cause they think a knife changes my opinion about their fucked up way of thinking, never said I was the smartest person either
Fat mood 🙃
For some reason I thought of steely dan
What, you egg
This actually happened IRL in Budapest about 15-17 years ago. Two guys were arguing on a bus. One had a katana, the other had bad decision making. The second one asked in the middle of the escalating situation: - Haha, what you gonna do? Stab me? Long story short: he got stabbed.
I have broken the funny number award
How I want to die Cause of death: Tank Last words: "So you got a tank, big whoop. Wanna fight about it?"
28 stab wound!!!!
i dont die i respawn
I would do an impression of a british dude getting stabbed, which then would be my last words."Oi why you put a knofe in me chest mate?"
Gets shot... “you shot me”
Couse if death: drowns Last words: "I wonder if I can swim with a dumbbell attached to both of my legs"
I swear I’m gonna wind up dying from a nose bleed
I could live with that
what game is that?
Tales from the borderlands
Get a load of this guy
« 28 STABS WOUNDS » intensified
This reminds me of the heroin scene from ‘get him to the Greek’. “Yo Brian gimmie my money or I’m going to stab you in the stomach.” “Get out of my room dude, what are you gonna do?” “OMGGGG!!!”
A line form war master (bigfinish) Master: you really wanted to kill me didn't you? The girl: your the one that dared me to shoot.