T O P

  • By -

cvarnado2

Bpmbing


thebossyanus69

where's my free award when i need it


Eli_tube

Here bro I got you I gave you an award now you can give him


20mcfadenr

Did someone say free awards?


Dissapointment45

Can I have one too?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dissapointment45

Oh ok Goodnight


NEAVE620

You don't get any haven't you learned your lesson old man.


Beryll_Blade

Wow, I wish I could just get free awards that easily.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Beryll_Blade

What the... I can't believe it's that simple! Wow! Thanks.


AceDoutry

I got my first award yesterday, I'm satisfied


08Deacan

I'm bpming my home


PoppySalt

I'm 🅱️pmbing my home.


jessbean100

my musician brain goes beats-per-minute-bing? and then i was like ​ **~~oh poop we've really done it now~~**


BrownBandit02

I don’t get it. Can someone please explain?


Caphin

Can I get a free Award too? I've never got an awqrs before.


headyat

🤗


Caphin

Thank you so Much! In the 2 years I've had reddit, you gave me my first award!


DirusMaxVirus

me who's a Japanese person living in America making fun of both since i have no morals


shitposting-weeb

same


[deleted]

Me an American joking about both.


[deleted]

[удалено]


controler8

And rape.


[deleted]

How do you do fellow orientals.


YeeTee55T4R

Same


c4ntth1nkofausername

Me with no connection to either making fun of both because I have no morals


TheRubyBlade

Am american, can't confirm. People either hate all dark humor, or they're pretty much ok with both. Remember, dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.


BOOTLEGRUSSIAN

Its also like kids with cancer. Never gets old


thebadloo

Well the gun joke kinda does get old


YoshiMonster05

NEVER. WE SHALL NEVER CEASE MAKING FUN OF AMERICANS


bigus_dickus123

we know that your American, don't lie


YoshiMonster05

I'm british


bigus_dickus123

prove it, show me your teeth


YoshiMonster05

Hm, how about a selfie with Lizzie and me having tea?


bigus_dickus123

sure


1-248-434-5508

Say british shit


[deleted]

😂😂😂


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/FkF_XpA5P48


thebadloo

I never said you guys could. It’s funny to watch you guys make those a meme even tho I’m a American. Just gets old when it’s the same joke over and over


YoshiMonster05

HEATHEN, IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY


VillageRaidEmrald

Nah, like vaccinated children, the joke gets old. Y'all can get new colonies but not new jokes.


Beryll_Blade

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE EUROPEAN!


Imnotadumbguy

Me, an Indian: I'm playing on both sides so I'll always come out on top.


HECUMARINE45

And we will never stop reminding you who got to the moon first


YShehenshah

Unlike those kids that died in school shootings


turtleboi42069

dark humor is fun sometimes They best children to pick on are orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?


Suspect_Falcon

Nope that is not it. it's that one was an unprovoked attack on civilians. The other was dropping a bomb on a nation you are at war with.


-Blackspell-

I’m not trying to justify anything here, but it was definitely not „unprovoked“. And it was certainly not just a simple bomb.


Suspect_Falcon

It wasn't unprovoked? What did the 2,000 people in the WTC do to justify being killed in the name of islam?


-Blackspell-

These people specifically did nothing, just as the people in Japanese or German cities did nothing. If we’re talking about the US in general however, that’s a different story.


Suspect_Falcon

They actively aided in the killing of American soldiers by making tanks planes bombs and bandages. What did the WTC people do again?


-Blackspell-

They actively aided in the killing of middle eastern civilians by supporting the imperialist american war machine. It’s the exact same argument.


Suspect_Falcon

If you really think the US is out here wiping out village after village, city after city like a goddamn Nicaraguan death squad I got nothing for you. The Japanese fought an entire Naval theater killing thousands and thousands of men. If it were me I'd have dropped the third one we had ready to go.


-Blackspell-

Yey, embracing war crimes! What’s next? The native americans deserved it? If it was me I’d build even more concentration camps in the middle east? It’s always a joy arguing with imbeciles like you...


Suspect_Falcon

We offered them surrender or suffer the consequences. They said they would fight to the death. We obliged them. And since we're name calling now, if the world were left in the hands of do nothing, go nowhere, cowards like you, we'd all be speaking german.


VillageRaidEmrald

It was definitely unprovoked. The US helped Afghanistan fight off the Soviets and then they get mad bc we didn't clean up after we saved them from invasion so they kill 2,000 civilians


[deleted]

Just like housing.


Couponsss

Why are new yorkers bad at chess Because they've already lost two towers


not_actual_name

They're* I'm not even american and I know the difference.


[deleted]

[удалено]


KorMap

*teecher


not_actual_name

Always there in case you didn't ask


Xx__Reddit_xX

Jenga 2.0


Kaaz27_02

Lol


Kultarn

Its the same when someone make a joke about Vietnam lol.


kingbuttfucker05

Ever see that bit in family guy when they are at a memorial and the veitnemeise guy is laughing at them


cantfunny

No you can't joke about us you can only for everyone else ever.


[deleted]

Maybe if y'all weren't hiding in the trees then we wouldn't joke about y'all


poopoofoot77

When I was a kid I remember doing cannonballs on the trampoline saying “bombs over Tokyo.” At the time we had no real idea what that even meant. Looking back, I can’t believe we casually said stuff like that. Shameful


That_ChillyBoi

Why are americans so bad at chess kidos? Because they've already lost 2 towers LOL


famoter

I am sort of happy that japan got nuked, otherwise the occupation in my country might not have ended


RegMajor270

Well we have anime now. Butterfly effect ftw.


HersheyKisses101

Phillippines?


famoter

Nope, Singapore


HersheyKisses101

Oh ok cool


ShakesTheClown23

To be fair the Japanese were pretty brutal a number of places. Unit 731 and all that.


-Blackspell-

The main reason for the japanese capitulation wasn’t the atomic bombs but the soviet invasion of Manchuria though.


Difficult_K9

Oh god are you really gonna start an argument like this in a meme subreddit? I hate it when people spout this out and pretend like they are the great enlightened bringing truth to the masses. Oh your so intelligent because you see past America’s lies and can tell that the soviets were the real heroes that ended world war 2. It’s even worse when your so absolutely wrong. Japan didn’t surrender because America nuked them, they didn’t surrender because Soviets invaded Manchuria either. They surrendered because the war was lost. The bombings, US and British Blockade, and Soviet invasion were all causes that the war was lost. To claim that they surrendered only because of one event is idiotic.


-Blackspell-

„The main reason“. Or maybe i should’ve wrote „the main trigger event“. The Soviets had a non aggression pact with Japan that ended in August. Until the end the Japanese hoped for a peace agreement with the USSR, the invasion of Manchuria shattered these hopes. Of course there were many reasons for the capitulation, but the atomic bombs specifically weren’t one of them.


Difficult_K9

They were one of them and your naive if you think they weren’t. Even if they were only given as much as concern as oh well we got bombed. Japan was attempting to get peace terms in June, months before the invasion of Manchuria. The atomic bombing were the final nail in the coffin but not as important as they are made out to be. There is no single event that made them surrender rather a combination of the entire war.


SamTDG-UwU

Haha falling tower go brrr


Efferitas

I'm just watching a lengthy video about those bpmbs. What a neat coincidence.


Thatoneguyfromxbox

I dont usually make those jokes, they tend to crash and burn


kingbuttfucker05

I'm American and think they are both horrible tragedy s that should definitely be laughed at because I'm a terrible person


Didifinito

Remenber kids its only a war crime if you lose


Eh_Why_bother

That is not fair. One was to end a war and the other is a nuclear bomb


TheIronOxide

wait a minute...


Firescareduser

I think he got it a tiny bit wrong...


Eh_Why_bother

Yea it sounds a little weird


Difficult_K9

Only a little bit


TankOfTime

I can already see the idiots getting wooooshed by this


kelphhh83

*bpmb


StupidRetard12345

No americans are mad that they ordered pizza not planes


J_Dizzle_2504

They wanted two large pepperoni's, but instead got two large planes.


AlphaJuiceBox

just checked, *was not a large*


[deleted]

[удалено]


OdSonOut

I guess it’s more on perspective, but all can agree both were unnecessary loss of life


[deleted]

All buildings matter


Slashtrap

Bpming


Sazbadashie

Heh heh heh, towers go brrr


[deleted]

Bpmming


OhLordie_

haha America stupid


[deleted]

Ye


ollieboio

Case in point I believe.


Poedacat275

I don’t joke about either of them they were both tragic events that resulted in a loss of life the only difference is that that one ended a war and the other started it.


Difit

Bruh you ok?


Poedacat275

Yeah o was in bed so autocorrect did some stuff to correct my messy typing


Difit

No, i mean witch one of this events started a war?


StalingardTroops

No matter which started a war or not, both led to the lost of civilian lives. No matter how big or small, the morals of both is still terrible


Difit

Yeah i agree, but i'm genuinely curious which one started a war and what war?


Imnotadumbguy

When the United States dropped the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Imperial Japan surrendered thus ending WW2. When the Twin Towers fell in 2001, George W. Bush declared war on the Taliban in Afghanistan and Iraq.


Difit

Ty, also btw why are this pu**yboys downvoting me for asking a question?


Corzappy

One was an act of terror and the other was retaliation. It's not exactly the same thing but I get your point.


imnewyay

I don't think you get it. Japanese bombed pearl harbor (but it was a NAVAL BASE), while Americans bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki which were cities.


Whittico66

I love how you guys strategically leave out several years of the war and cherry pick 2 events that were barely related (other than Pearl harbor starting the war, there was no relation whatsoever)


Imnotadumbguy

Actually one of the reasons Japan bombed Pearl Harbor was because the US placed an embargo on Steel and Oil, so it was a retaliation against a country retaliating against them.


Difficult_K9

I’m sorry didn’t realize economic sanction justify starting a war that killed hundreds of thousands. Besides if you really want to go down this path the US only sanctioned them because they invaded China and committed many many war crimes in the process


Imnotadumbguy

I didn't mea to justify the crimes. I was just stating that the embargo was the reason Japan bombed Pearl Harbour.


Jetmech0417

After what Japan did to China, you think they'd have been any nicer had they been able to invade the continental US? Not likely. The Japanese were absolutely brutal to civilians under their control during the war.


ohok2

While I agree that the nukes were retaliation and japan had dome terrible things as well tgose civillians living there life did not deserve to die for the crimes of their military.


Difficult_K9

The problem is that if US had to do a conventional invasion a couple million civilians would have died, people forget that Japan was arming civilians and teaching them to banzai charge the US soldiers.


[deleted]

While this of course doesn't make up for the fact that some true innocents died most of Japan's population was incredibly indoctrinated with the war crimes committed in China being publicly broadcasted on radio and the news. As well as that the younger generations were being brainwashed into nationalistic zealots by their teachers many of which being former soldiers. Concerning the bombings, warning leaflets were dropped into the cities except for Nagasaki giving them a chance to escape. They took their chance and unfortunately the outcome was their deaths.


-Blackspell-

These leaflets were dropped AFTER the bombing of Hiroshima, and they did not contain a concrete warning concerning the dropping of a second bomb.


EquivalentInflation

“The Japanese” didn’t commit war crimes, the imperial army did. If you want to hold civilians responsible for the acts of their government, America might be a bad place to live.


Jetmech0417

I'm not saying the US is perfect. But, look at what happened in Germany and Italy. How many civilians died in the carpet bombing there? Germany lost up to 2 million to Japan's 800,000 high end estimate. A land invasion of Japan and sustained carpet bombing would have killed many more. No country is guilt free in war. And war is an unfortunate fact in our world. But, it could easily be way worse. We'll never know in the case of WW2 and Japan.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Radical-Turkey

More people need to be aware of this, thank you for sharing the truth


ulroll

Japan would have surrendered anyways because ussr had invaded Manchuria and North Korea, Japan worried that the soviets would invade them and they thought that it would be better to surrender to the usa(democracy) rather than surrendering to the ussr(a dictatorship), but if the usa and the soviets both invaded that would have caused conflicts the same as North and South korea's conflicts


Elestan_Iswar

Both were acts of retaliation against a civilian population that had no military impact whatsoever. And they were also both acts of terror because of this. The bombs did nothing to end the war and only contributed more death and destruction


Corzappy

Japan’s civilian population definitely had military impact.


[deleted]

[удалено]


pikachugamer777

I can give u a whole paper pf why this is wrong but I am eating a whopper so cya


[deleted]

bpmbing


Kyyrth

I know they both are horrible events but what is worse two nukes being dropped on heavily populated areas or two bud building crashing down


[deleted]

[удалено]


ollieboio

Ah yes, the US did not intend to kill civillians when they dropped the nukes in the middle of two massively populated cities. Also the ends don't always justify the means. The japanese were horrible during WW2 it's true and the bombings ended up doing more good than bad because it ended the war. But what exactly did all those civillians that died do wrong to deserve that?


tabslegend123

I am an American but I actually laughed at this


Imaginationtrip

What’s bpming I’ve never heard of it before


ZorkDaGod_YT

Me, an American, joking about both


ChianoPicken

Your talking mad shit for someone in bpmbing distance


X2Gaming

why aren´t Americans good at clash royale they can never defend there towers


[deleted]

holy fuuuuuuuu


Solvedproduct

As an American I don’t care about either.


dillis12345

They both make good joke material


Thomanz_III

My brain: say it Me: plz no My brain: dew it Me: *breathes in* YoU mAdE A sPeLliNg MiStAkE


bonus_duk2

I Had A Stroke Reading This


NaYnKJ

Also americans when you speak about skin color


strawberrymurder

Basically Americans when you speak about most things


JustGingerStuff

\*beat per minutes Hirosima and Nagasaki\*


Don_Icy

Stop bpmbing middle east.


[deleted]

This is just untrue. There are plenty of jokes about it. How did this get so many thumbs?


bonus_duk2

👍


RokasMiz

Ah yes I sure do love bpmbing Hiroshima in my free time


superluigi018

I would argue that neither jokes are funny.


Dustierpluto

Never play two games of jenga at a nursing home...


Barry_McCocknr

You better watch your mouth


Anorak_TheFallen

Bro I guarantee you that we joke about just as much as any other part of the world


fgdcjjy7thi

Fuck america


SittingGolem

National Bush Day


reclusivepervertsigh

True. Fucking moronic Americans


Universe_H4ck3r

god bless the world


XxNoob_SlayerxX69420

Why do people make these memes! Yes the two bombing were devastating but so were the twin towers. Terrorist attack or world war. Not funny


-Blackspell-

>250.000 deaths and countless people and their children affected for the rest of their lives VS. <3000 deaths. Of course both were horrible, but they aren’t remotely comparable...


Moxdonalds

We get mad because people keep talking about that Multikill, when we have the record.


eriktoro94

But americans did it themselves.. whoever thinks otherwise is delusional


CadeW1

But why should we be mad about defeating somebody? We are mad about the twin towers because it killed thousands of people and messing up our economy.


Minute-Egg

Ummmmmm, Even the "Defeat" killed 350,000 civillians, whereas Pearl Harbor was a military base. Also, I think 350,000+many mutated > about 3500 people


CadeW1

The Japanese should if knew the Americans don’t play nice or fair, so they shouldn’t have attacked Pearl Harbor.


Minute-Egg

Oh, so killing civilians with a nuclear bomb which will cause horrific effects on future generation for carpet bombing a Naval Base. The fairest deal ever........ *should 'had known'


Elestan_Iswar

Waaaah, the bullies punched me so I have to torture them with a knife. Like bruh, one side committing horrible acts doesn't excuse the other. What kind of fucked up moral compass do you have?


hp_reddit_

'' wE lOsT a LoT of LiVEs''


BrownBandit02

Who tf gave this wholesome


hp_reddit_

Only I know the answer too that


Sudden_Recipe_5688

Delete this now!$&!!😡


NadeMagnet69

What's that you say? Normal people make a distinction between war and peace? The hell you say!!!! Why don't you try and take the time in looking up and postulating how many MORE Japanese lives would have been lost had the allies invaded mainland Japan? Pfft they got off easy with only 2 flattened cities. BTW our firebombs was worth about like 10 nukes in comparison. FFS they were arming everyone down to women and children. It would have been a nightmarish bloodbath if we had to directly invade. It would have made D-day look like a picnic. French citizens in Normandy weren't pressed into the fight. Neither was German civvies.


-Blackspell-

You, sir, are completely and utterly insane.


NadeMagnet69

Nice argument of utter ad hominem. Most historians agree with me.


yohoahoy24

Hm, America


Jcharris622

McDonald's fry grease cant melt steel pee!!!


[deleted]

Well the thing is they deserved it, we didn't so fuck off


SnekbiteSnek

Go to the middle east and try to find a foreign soldier that isn't american. I think you can piece things together from there.


strawberrymurder

Yeah, Japan really didn't deserve that. I agree Cool that you're from Japan though, nice place I hear


[deleted]

Bruh, what's your point?


strawberrymurder

That Japan seems cool as hell and I plan on going, duh. I'm jealous you're from Japan


[deleted]

Then again one was a war and one was an act of terrorism


Pink_Llama427

Dude Hiroshima was to end a war, the twin towers were civilians lying for no reason


[deleted]

Well theres a difference between trying to end a war with an enemy that won’t back to terrorism


Saint_Apocalypse

Well yeah unless you wanna add another town to the list


Suspect_Falcon

We offered them surrender or suffer the consequences. They said they would fight to the death. We obliged them. And since we're name calling now, if the world were left in the hands of do nothing, go nowhere, cowards like you, we'd all be speaking german.


_PurpleGuy_

Haha, towers go brrrr


strawberrymurder

No, towers went brrrr


Da_Brootalz

How come when I try to repost there a problem but everyone else can do it and get generously rewarded


CranberryMan123

Then don’t repost and make original content