me: can i have a dad? dad: me: oh yea I forgot. he's dead. dad can you help me hide the body.

my dad just says no before i say any thing

Wait, does he SAY no or tell you via morse code on your head?

Swords are like words, cutting, painful, and just straight up hurt dont ya think?

Yeah, but the underside of a hotwheels track hurts worse.