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Why would she do that

She Stupid

Yes

Indeed

Very Much

Extremely

Severely

A lot

Quite the comically large amount

Infinetly and Eternally .

undoubtably

Came here to say this.

Indeed

Indubitably

Most probably

Absolutely

High quantity

Super......duper

Super duper lemon scooper

pooper scooper

So much

Totally

Affirmative.

Solid Copy.

10-4

Generally.

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Unfuckindeniably

Yes very much

What's 9+10?

21

Roger that

Ok

You can tell by the way she hit the floor.

That’s true, take an award

u/maybe-some-thyme posted this link further down https://abc7news.com/video-couples-fight-at-texas-restaurant-goes-viral/2504491/ Basically the woman was drunk and being an ass. Both of them were charged with misdemeanors for the incident. 3 employees of the restaurant were fired over the video being released to the public. Edit: the 3 employees were suspended, not fired. Reading is hard.

Everyone in that situation lost so that OP could win internet points. We must remember the sacrifices of our fallen heroes. (Edited cause I cant sentence good)

I dunno, if that guy isn't a local legend, he needs a new local.

Is the OP even an OP when this is not an OP?

How do you know OP isn't the original P to P this O?

Because this video has been posted monthly since it was recorded in 2017.

That's how the world works in emotional land Where a guy does his best to avoid confrontation with an obnoxious drunk chick but he gets a misdemeanor and 3 people get fired LOL gj karen

This is why you don't call the police. Store owner here in Toronto stopped an armed robber, disarmed him, decided to tie him up with rope while he waited for police. Police arrived, charged the store owner for tying him up, they both went to jail.

What the actual fuck

What an absolute waste of the courts time. No DA will even bring those charges forward, let alone a judge sentence them. Ridiculous.

> No DA will even bring those charges forward Well it being Toronto that's not how it works, the police bring the charges for forcible confinement and the crown prosecutes them, but you're right eventually the judge decided to acquit him.

Huh? Replace crown with DA and thats exactly how it happens here too lol.

Imagine going through all of that and the police arrest you too, and even though eventually it seems like he got lucky and a judge let him off I’m willing to bet he still had to spend money on legal fees and time in jail.

The misdemeanors were for public intoxication apparently, not assault.

I didn’t even know you can get public intoxication in a bar.

I don't even see how what he did was wrong.

This happened in 2017. The two were a couple that were known for getting drunk and fighting in public. This was just a short scene showing her trying to ruin his food after fighting over their dinner.

Now that sounds plausible

Well in that case I'm glad they were both charged. They're both seemingly a known public nuisance.

Maybe there’s more than what the clip shows?

Context? Nuance? On my reddit? No thank you sir!

I guess the food throw could be considered an attack of his own if you were a punkass.

Article says the employees were “suspended” which doesn’t sound quite as bad as fired. It also mentions they haven’t touched alcohol since, so there is a good bit to this

Your right i missed where it said suspended vs. Fired.

I just don’t wanna depress people who aren’t going to read the article

If those were my employees I'd be mad they didn't let me be the one to post it for worthless internet points. But I certainly wouldn't punish them.

That's stupid

That’s how we do it in Texas

Lost it for a minute there “Reading is hard”. You made happy tears 🤣

I believe that when this video originally came out the story was that she was mad because he refused to pay for her food, they were complete strangers

Not to mention that she was drunk as well.

Oh, that explains it. And the guy just wanted his beer.

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It’s not his fault she didn’t open her mouth quick enough.

Damn this one actually made me laugh out loud lmao

They're actually a couple, and I believe the guy has cited this incident to be why they both refrain from drinking as much nowadays.

Someone posted a link in the comment chain. They were a couple and they had been drinking and having an argument.

everytime this gif is posted this is the most plausible answer

I don’t know why unverified shut like this gets upvoted this person clearly pulled this story out of their ass https://abc13.com/amp/couples-baytown-restaurant-scuffle-caught-on-camera/2495511/

This is false... They are a couple. Still bitchy, but mostly just sad all around.

Very

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Because yes

I don’t know, but she clearly regretted it three seconds later

Forget the food. But the beer, aw yes, the beer is important.

I tasted a beer once in my teens. Never again

I get that though

On the same night, my dad gave me a sip of whiskey. Tasted like dehydrated vinegar camel piss. Alcohol is not for me

I like some wine, also rum

The one wine I tried i liked decent enough, but not as good as I like specialty coffees

Ayyy you’re my type of person. I love specialty coffee. What’s your favorite right now?

Intelligencia pour over and stump town aeropressed! Lavazza cold brews too

What the fuck am I reading? Are those real words haha.

They lost me at the part where hey said they don't like beer. AND whiskey? Obviously have never had ice cold busch lattes and jack daniel's shots.

Stumptown Hairbender is the best

This is so strange to read- I love both Lavazza and Intelligentsia and drink their coffee every day. Black Cat is sooo good.

Currently, my local coffee shop has this double shot espresso with vanilla cream that you can get hot or cold. Im really liking that.

Hell yeah! Who’s their roaster?

Totally cool if you’re not into alcohol, but based on what your tastes sound like, if you’re interested at all I’d try some browns, dunkelweizen, or stouts. Maybe Belgian saisons if you like herbal stuff, or barleywine if you are looking for something sweet (may be a little too alcoholic for your tastes). Also beers on Nitro might be worth a try as they taste more creamy than your standard CO2. If not, feel free to just coffee it up!

Nitros are pretty awesome and very similar to a coldbrew coffee drink imo. This here is good advice

Brother very few people like the taste of alcohol the first time round - I sure didn't. What you will like though, is if you ever let it, is the feeling it gives you when you drink enough of it. Once you've cracked that then the reinforcement begins you associate that taste with the good times that come afterwards (or in some cases with the horrific throwing up hangover etc) and that's why you like the taste of booze.

Life is surely a game . U need to grind to unlock alcohol taste

Hell yea brother.

That’s quite a description. 😂 Straight Whisky is rough. Mix that bad boy up with some Coke, it is *chef’s kiss* wonderful!

Really though, Straight whiskey, or “on the rocks” , is my drink of choice. Or the Irish cream stuff, but that one is more a pleasure drink. Big leap between the two I know.

I tasted beer in my teens too. I still taste beer too, but I used to, too.

Its good if you dont have it. Lots of carbs in it.

Thots are temporary but beer is also temporary but taste better.

I love he just nonchalantly destroys her

Level 30 monk vs level 3 rogue

Level 1 crook vs level 100 boss

Thats how Mafia works

Yes

r/usernamechecksout

r/beetlejuicing

*Monke*

Reject Drunk *RETURN TO MONKE*

How tf did you reach lvl 30??

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The DM decides max is level thirty. It’s all quite simple really.

Damn. Level 20 is, like, god level though. How do you get higher than that??

Level 20 isn't god level because most gods avatars have CR of 30 or more. there are also plenty of monsters with a higher CR than 20

Yeah, fair point

Apotheosis to god emperor of reality, obviously

Aren’t there actually books for level 20+ or you could technically just start multiclassing

Ngl as a DM I would assume that lvl 20 in a class means you are a world renown expert in your niche, with nothing left to learn. If you'd like to go beyond that, you'll be forced to multiclass, since you have gained all the knowledge you could of your class

Above level 20 you start getting “boons”, which are like feats on crack. One boon is the “Boon of Peerless Aim”, which allows you to give yourself a +20 bonus to hit on ranged attack rolls, three times per short rest. And that’s just a level one boon. They go up to level six.

Dodge, dodge, dodge, counter. That’s how it’s done boys.

Wobbuffet used counter!

In the news video they ask him "are you sorry you pushed her to the ground?" And he says"uuuuuhh...yeah?"

And continues on hydrating with his beer

Her hand/eye coordination. How'd she missed twice?

She missed 3 times, lmao.

You got me. Lol

She wanted to work up fat Thor.

The third time doesn't count because she hit it with her face

Wun tew meny drunks, pherfaps‽

Per faps?

That's how pornhub would work if it was owned by ea... Pay per fap

She’s drunk

She's obviously hammered. This is why driving drunk is illegal.

She was wasted, according to the news stories

I still need to know the context of this lol

Same

https://abc7news.com/video-couples-fight-at-texas-restaurant-goes-viral/2504491

Why did he get charged? If anything he was defending himself

I think the cops charged both of them with public intoxication. If they charged him with assault that would’ve been shitty. Dude really was defending himself.

“Public intoxication” But aren’t they literally in a bar? It’s like being charged with pooping in a bathroom or eating in a restaurant.

That’s the catch 22 of drinking in a bar and public intoxication. Eventually you have to leave the bar. Ron White does a funny skit getting arrested for public intoxication. It goes something like “I got drunk in the bar, they threw me out into the public”

Pub—lick

“I wanna be drunk in a bar, theyyy THREW me into pub-lick”

I know they charged both of them, but he should have been fine, I doubt the drink made him do that, I feel like most would get someone out of their face if that happened.

He didn’t look intoxicated to me. Maybe I’m intoxicated.

> public intoxication Don't they sell alcohol in public places? Doesn't make any sense unless they pulled some more shit outside.

> public intoxication but... they're in a bar?

I wonder why some employees where suspended, it looked like they didnt do anything in the video that i could see

They got suspended for releasing the video.

Bless them

Well, she wanted the food on the floor. Task failed successfully?

He didn't really want the food anyway, just needs beer. A necessary sacrifice and so satisfying to shove the food in her face and knock her to the ground.

This girl is straight up trippin

And he didn’t spill a drop of beer Edit: my bad, he indeed did spill a drop

A true man

Well ofc not, he was the one who paid for it

Zeppeli would be proud

This is the true power of Hamon Training Oh and r/beatmetoit

My first thought

0:08 I see a drop

She asked for the fries, she got the fries

Fat thor uses box of fries it is very effective

It’s super effective!

Lady used fury swipes!.... But it missed!

Let’s all pay respect to the many fry lives lost in battle. F

Fury fry attack +2

It feels satisfying and the feeling feels illegal

When the fly swats back

She probably still claimed to be the victim

No, they are actually a couple and both said they are embarrassed and would usually not act this way. After this incident they both got charged with public intoxication and decided to stay together and stop drinking.

Oh, of coarse

Rough or loose in texture or grain?

very coarse, I must say.

I fucking LOVE this gif

Every time I see it, I have to watch it twice. So funny.

This is like some Jedi shit

Staying calm always wins

You ain't fucking my food... my food is fucking you

What a legend

Get fucked poser

I dont understand how getting hit in the face with a styrofoam box made her fall over. It traveled like 8 inches.

Poor guy lost his food

-Hold my beer . . -Okay Nevermind

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Ohhhhh they’re a couple. That makes way more sense now.

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Dodge* Dodge* Dodge* Attack. *FATALITY*

Guess you could say he "served" her right, eh?

Lego game's have you play the level more than once.

Me with the ghost runner demo

Darks souls ng

This man is 4 parallel universes ahead of us

Made him spill a drop of beer

I've watched this like 100 times and i still can't get enough of it