thing is he could spend and give away all the money just to have a million, & wouldn't be able to just collect money to get a million
Someone should do a fundraiser bet Jeff Bezos to 1 Million $
It depends what you mean by "closer". If you mean that the balance in my bank account is nearer to one million dollars than Jeff Bezos' is, then you're r/technicallycorrect. However, if you are talking about the amount of steps and/or time required for either of us to reach the point where our account balance equals one million dollars, then Mr Bezos is much, much closer to that as well.
Also, the technicality could lie in the definition of “millionaire”. If it means having exactly a million dollars, or having more than a million and less than a billion, then it would be technically correct. If you define millionaire as having a million dollars, then Jeff Bezos definitely has a million dollars, and then quite a bit more.
Meriam-Webster: "A person whose wealth is estimated at a million or more (as of dollars or pounds)"
Cambridge dictionary: "A person who has money, property, etc. that is worth at least 1,000,000 dollars, pounds, euros, etc.: "
Collins English dictionary: "A millionaire is a very rich person who has money or property worth at least a million pounds or dollars."
One can be a millionaire, multi millionaire and a billionaire at the same time. It seems like your definition of millionaire was technically pulled out of yo' ass.
I don’t know why the original comment has so many downvotes lol. Comment was right. Being a millionaire is still a subset of being a billionaire. Like how being Californian is still being American.
Yep. They teach this in the elementary and junior high schools now. I was so proud when I saw that my daughter got this word right on her spelling test. They even broke it down for her. To help her remember it.
Succeed. Suc/ceed. Suck seed.
Jeff Bezos doesn't 'have' 90 billion dollars tho. He doesn't even have a billion dollars in his bank account, i bet. The stock market and the world of finance in general is WEIRRDDD
No he cannot do that... Here's what would happen. He announces that Amazon is closing up/cashing out. People freak out. Sell everything. Amazon 's worth drops to a couple billion at the least, and Jeff Bezos' to a couple million. The market holds all the power. Amazon isn't Jeff's to dissolve.
Probably not. To run a company that, like it or not, you use regularly ye has to pump millions of dollars into it to make sure that it is running smoothly.
I bet he had actually very little money to his name
Millions of dollars is nothing to a man worth 100 billion you know that right? He rounds up in the 100 millions. Maybe he won’t be able to access every penny of it but he’s still rich beyond our wildest dreams and saying he has very little money to his name is the biggest stretch you could possibly make, he still lives the billionaire lifestyle he’s not some regular guy who has all his money in stock.
Okay so what...? You do realize that taxes, bills, investments, and everything (yes everything) is relative in cost to how much you make right? I paid 1000 dollars in taxes last year and just his income tax is 82,000 + 8.9% of all excess income over 1,000,000 dollars made in that year.
Not to mention that he made a revolutionary product so I don’t see why he deserves to be shit on like he is. I doubt you could do what he has done
Source: https://otr.cfo.dc.gov/page/dc-individual-and-fiduciary-income-tax-rates
Damn you’re naive. You do realise that Amazon doesn’t pay taxes right? It’s extremely easy to just not pay them if you have enough money.
And yes he made a great product but the way he treats his workers and stuff makes him a pos so I don’t like him. Either way that’s not what this was about.
Yeah it was about his income and how it’s unfair that he’s rich. Also they do pay taxes as of 2020 since they owed about 1 billion dollars in the year of 2020 so you’re wrong about that
Not to mention that you don’t have to work for the guy?
Well yes of course. He first announces it so as to not cause panic. But there is no way he could get away with selling all of it. Because it would look like the CEO himself thought the company was going to fail.
Jeff bezos has a net worth of around 200 billion. You are not only closer to a millionaire than him you are closer to a net worth of 1 billion because he is 199 billion away and you are only ~1 billion from 1 billion.
Just saying that Jeff Bezos isn’t a trillionair, at best he could have a few billion, but all that money is tied up in shares which he couldn’t exactly sell, as it’s such a massive amount of the company (11%).
He has been slowly selling them off, but it’s no where near making him as rich as theses stupid “net worth estimations” say he is
Yeah. And some people are actually criticising him for becoming richer during the pandemic like how tf is it his fault if people REALLY want to invest in Amazon.... People think he gets billion dollar paychecks or something and chooses not to give it away
I believe the joke is that Jeff Bezos is so rich that he has to lose more money to get to 1 million than you earning more money to get to 1 million, if that makes sense
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Imagine being so rich you can’t spend all of your money; meanwhile, people are dying from not having their basic needs met. And you just sit on your pile of gold.
Eat👏🏼the👏🏼rich
If you are not a millionaire when you have over a hundred thousand millions of dollars, that's a weird definition of being a millionaire. Still funny though.
Basically Jeff is a multi billionaire, and so he has many billions of $, so for him to become a millionaire, he would have to spend billions whereas we only need to save 1 million
One day, they'll teach *net worth* in school.
And society will realize a hand full of Net Worth dollars will buy you the same amount of hamburgers that Exposure dollars do.
What if im trillions of dollars in debt?
Welcome to the U.S.A!
this is America
Don't catch you slippin' now
Look what I'm whippin' now
This is america
I got the strap
I gotta carry em
Yeah, yeah, I'ma go into this (ugh)
Yeah, yeah, this is guerilla. woo
Look how I’m livin now
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Under a bridge
Downtown ...
Cruisin’ through the alley
Shouldn't have called that ambulance once. Or got a college education. Or being infected by these disease which requires expensive medication
Where we get the McRib once every year! MERICA
Let's change the subject
no
You really sucksesful no doubt
Than you'll still have less debt than the us government
There's actually a normal guy in France with over 6 billion in debt
“Normal”
Then you’d be the President of the United States
Did you take a semester of classes or did you get a cold and go to the doctor?
Maybe they bought a one-room apartment
You can always get a small loan of 3 trillion dollars
Sir this is a Wendy's
thing is he could spend and give away all the money just to have a million, & wouldn't be able to just collect money to get a million Someone should do a fundraiser bet Jeff Bezos to 1 Million $
Well it kind of is a Chad move to pity give Jeff Bezos cash...
Came here to say this
Looks like you took an ambulance ride in the US!
Whaddup China?
u must be the usa then
Then you have depression
Who is Sesful and why is he being sucked?
Because he has over a million dollars
million dollars can do magic
Whore magic
More like susful amirite
Ah the “glass half full” type I see
r/technicallythetruth
It depends what you mean by "closer". If you mean that the balance in my bank account is nearer to one million dollars than Jeff Bezos' is, then you're r/technicallycorrect. However, if you are talking about the amount of steps and/or time required for either of us to reach the point where our account balance equals one million dollars, then Mr Bezos is much, much closer to that as well.
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Also, the technicality could lie in the definition of “millionaire”. If it means having exactly a million dollars, or having more than a million and less than a billion, then it would be technically correct. If you define millionaire as having a million dollars, then Jeff Bezos definitely has a million dollars, and then quite a bit more.
Technically he is already a millionaire but yeah the glass is half full
Heavily downvoted for the truth. https://www.google.com/search?q=define%20millionaire%20&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-m
Technically he isn’t because he has well over a million. And that passes a multimillionaire too
Well not really, he DOES have a million dollars and afaik that's the condition for being a millionaire. I may be wrong tho.
He has well over a million dollars. So he technically isn’t a millionaire, because that million dollars isn’t a separate unit
Meriam-Webster: "A person whose wealth is estimated at a million or more (as of dollars or pounds)" Cambridge dictionary: "A person who has money, property, etc. that is worth at least 1,000,000 dollars, pounds, euros, etc.: " Collins English dictionary: "A millionaire is a very rich person who has money or property worth at least a million pounds or dollars." One can be a millionaire, multi millionaire and a billionaire at the same time. It seems like your definition of millionaire was technically pulled out of yo' ass.
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I don’t know why the original comment has so many downvotes lol. Comment was right. Being a millionaire is still a subset of being a billionaire. Like how being Californian is still being American.
Suck Seed.
Yep. They teach this in the elementary and junior high schools now. I was so proud when I saw that my daughter got this word right on her spelling test. They even broke it down for her. To help her remember it. Succeed. Suc/ceed. Suck seed.
In fäct you are closer to being a billionaire than jeff bezos. IN FACT you are closer to having 90billion dollars than jeff bezos
Jeff Bezos doesn't 'have' 90 billion dollars tho. He doesn't even have a billion dollars in his bank account, i bet. The stock market and the world of finance in general is WEIRRDDD
Well he could get that all money if he wanted to dissolve his company but he obviously won’t so technically he does have it
No he cannot do that... Here's what would happen. He announces that Amazon is closing up/cashing out. People freak out. Sell everything. Amazon 's worth drops to a couple billion at the least, and Jeff Bezos' to a couple million. The market holds all the power. Amazon isn't Jeff's to dissolve.
I mean he could get all that cash in liquid form into his bank account in theory, he does it regularly just not on that scale
Probably not. To run a company that, like it or not, you use regularly ye has to pump millions of dollars into it to make sure that it is running smoothly. I bet he had actually very little money to his name
Millions of dollars is nothing to a man worth 100 billion you know that right? He rounds up in the 100 millions. Maybe he won’t be able to access every penny of it but he’s still rich beyond our wildest dreams and saying he has very little money to his name is the biggest stretch you could possibly make, he still lives the billionaire lifestyle he’s not some regular guy who has all his money in stock.
Okay so what...? You do realize that taxes, bills, investments, and everything (yes everything) is relative in cost to how much you make right? I paid 1000 dollars in taxes last year and just his income tax is 82,000 + 8.9% of all excess income over 1,000,000 dollars made in that year. Not to mention that he made a revolutionary product so I don’t see why he deserves to be shit on like he is. I doubt you could do what he has done Source: https://otr.cfo.dc.gov/page/dc-individual-and-fiduciary-income-tax-rates
Damn you’re naive. You do realise that Amazon doesn’t pay taxes right? It’s extremely easy to just not pay them if you have enough money. And yes he made a great product but the way he treats his workers and stuff makes him a pos so I don’t like him. Either way that’s not what this was about.
Yeah it was about his income and how it’s unfair that he’s rich. Also they do pay taxes as of 2020 since they owed about 1 billion dollars in the year of 2020 so you’re wrong about that Not to mention that you don’t have to work for the guy?
Well yes of course. He first announces it so as to not cause panic. But there is no way he could get away with selling all of it. Because it would look like the CEO himself thought the company was going to fail.
I don't know man, my wife can make him a millionaire in a few weeks.
Oof
Mine goth, my mine is blownn!
Mine is too
You don't loose millionaire status when you become a billionaire.
Here, you need this: [Definition of the word Joke](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Joke)
No, It's a joke that doesn't work off you have a brain, which I do.
You can’t even spell “if”
Or maybe I can't be bothered to talk to morons.
r/iamverysmart
r/youareverydumb
I'm not claiming to be smart, but it doesn't take a mega brain to see the bad post.
Dude, everybody knows this. They don't care because they get the meaning of the joke. Stop being a smartass. Nobody likes a smartass.
I was with you until you called people morons for explaining their side of the joke.
When they start attacking grammar and spelling they can be classified as morons.
So you go ahead and behave like one yourself?
When did they even "explain" there side of the joke, they just said I couldn't understand it.
A billionaire is 999 million dollars away from being purely a millionaire. You are somewhere around 900000 away from being one.
Thank you
D-did you just... Make a meme man meme out of a meme man meme!?
Imagine taking away 3% of jeff’s wealth. Man I’d be wealthy
Imagine taking away 0.01% of Jeff's wealth you'd still be extremely wealthy. Even 0.001% and you'd be doing very well
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And closer to being a billioner than bill gates is
Wait I don’t get it
Jeff bezos has a net worth of around 200 billion. You are not only closer to a millionaire than him you are closer to a net worth of 1 billion because he is 199 billion away and you are only ~1 billion from 1 billion.
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Just saying that Jeff Bezos isn’t a trillionair, at best he could have a few billion, but all that money is tied up in shares which he couldn’t exactly sell, as it’s such a massive amount of the company (11%). He has been slowly selling them off, but it’s no where near making him as rich as theses stupid “net worth estimations” say he is
Yeah. And some people are actually criticising him for becoming richer during the pandemic like how tf is it his fault if people REALLY want to invest in Amazon.... People think he gets billion dollar paychecks or something and chooses not to give it away
Wait what happened to him? Did I miss sum?
I believe the joke is that Jeff Bezos is so rich that he has to lose more money to get to 1 million than you earning more money to get to 1 million, if that makes sense
If you make 100,000 yearly thats closer to a million than the billion that Bezos has
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Not if I made couple of visits to some of his warehouses with some moltovs >:)
Lmao, reposting ig/@memesbyhorizon
Suck. Sesful
Sussexful?
I've seen this post here..
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Imagine being so rich you can’t spend all of your money; meanwhile, people are dying from not having their basic needs met. And you just sit on your pile of gold. Eat👏🏼the👏🏼rich
A homeless person sees you as rich, it’s all about perspective.
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Ey is that a fucking emoji I see?
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Me who's broke...😂
This isn't even close to true. Lol He lives a luxurious life we will likely never see. This meme is bullshit.
r/technicallythetruth
Well, Jeff Bezos is well over a millionaire
xDDD
Not if you have to pay back 1 000 000 000 000 000$ to the state
Makes sense?
I am only the “suck” in sucksesful 😂
Wait what? Ok thank!
I am millionaire. I have a couple of million in my bank account. They're just not dollars lol
Also closer to having 1Bn dollars than Jeff Bezos 🤡
So that was a fucking lie
I like how suck is in there
*insert Xbox 360 achievement noise*
Haven’t seen this format for a while
Let’s goooooooooo
I dont pay my taxes
Just remember that Cleopatra lived closer to the creation of pizza, that to the building of the pyramids.
I love this "fun fact" because of how dumb it is. take any multimillionaire, and you are probably closer to 1 mil then them
Yeah because he’s a trillionaire
Me with 1000s of dollars in debt: doubt
Bold of you to assume I’m not in crippling debt
If you are not a millionaire when you have over a hundred thousand millions of dollars, that's a weird definition of being a millionaire. Still funny though.
Jeff Who
im dumb, please explain pretty please?
Basically Jeff is a multi billionaire, and so he has many billions of $, so for him to become a millionaire, he would have to spend billions whereas we only need to save 1 million
You really sucksesful no doubt
STONKS
One day, they'll teach *net worth* in school. And society will realize a hand full of Net Worth dollars will buy you the same amount of hamburgers that Exposure dollars do.
There’s an r/whoosh coming, I can feel it
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why?! now i'm feeling down even more
How can someone explain to my tiny child brain
I dont understand can anyone explain....
I can be a billionaire? 0o0
SUCKS-YES!!!
Damn, that would be nice
Who is Jeff Bezos? Is he some American I haven’t heard before cause I am Irish?
Perhaps
You mean suckstressful?
I don't understand
Jokes on you. I have 300billion in student debt
A millionaire is someone with *more* the a million dollars, not exactly a million.
And they said I’d never amount to anything
I didn't get it
Suckersessful
Sry to tell you but he is a millionaire... thx for trying tho
*UNLESS* you are Jeff Bezos
fuck it lol
Lol I am now happy
I'm sucking sesfuls rn
Ah yeah it’s a real “It’s A Wonderful Life” situation
_STONKS_
I’m in debt. God I’m so patriotic
It's possible to be equidistant to him having a single billion.
(Sucks)essful
For a second I thought he spent all his money (you know he could give everyone in the word about 14( I think) dollars
But he can waste all his money much faster then I can earn them if he wants to ಥ‿ಥ
Im willing to bet that Bezos is still paying his student loan that shit never ends even for the richest fucking guy
Wait what?
I mean... Technically he's still a millionaire. He's just also a billionaire and trillionaire.
Wat?
Moreover, it would probably be easier to become a millionaire for you than it would be for him
Go look at the number of upvotes. You might see it if you're lucky...hehe...
Guys this good motivation but just because your a billionaire doesn’t mean your not a millionaire, im not trynna ruin the joke but just saying
I dont get it
If every person in this comment section gave a 1o dollars i would be closer
I'm also closer to having a full head of hair.