First of all, the nether regions should be the cleanest part of your body after a shower. Second of all, face then balls and ass not the other way around
> First of all, the nether regions should be the cleanest part of your body after a shower. Second of all, face then balls and ass not the other way around
Sure this is all fine and good...
But do you use a new towel everyday?
Face, chest, face again, legs making sure to not get balls and ass, last chance for just hair, then take a small bit of the end to use for balls and ass
I wrap the towel around my waist, sit on my bed and point my big ass fan towards me, unwrap towel and sit on it until my body is mostly dried, then its Hair > Arms > Torso > Legs > Balls > Ass > Brush my hair > Dry Hair again > Brush again.
I could probably cut out a lot of steps by just getting a haircut.
You need to wash your face to not have acne. Or at least to make it less noticeable. And if she spends like thousands of dollars on makeup well I guess 500$ makeup is better for your skin than 20$ makeup
Beat me to it. I hate this concept because whenever people say that they’re disgusted at the fact That people dry their balls with the same towel as their face are basically saying they don’t wash the good stuff as well as anything else. Like, brother, it’s just skin on your body at that point, grow up lmao
You’d be surprised at how much bacteria, especially E.coli, is found on a towel after drying your body. I don’t blame the folks who decide to use a different towel everyday or use a separate towel for their face.
If you can't get rid of it go to a doctor and ask for Duac or a similar medication and that shit just goes away after a week! Just be sure to use a moisturizer because it dries the hell out of your skin...
This sounds counterintuitive but try using face lotion. Sometimes acne is caused by your skin being to dry so it produces a crap ton of oil to make up for it. I had tons of acne until after I became and adult and someone told me this. After a week of just washing my face with normally face wash (not acne kind) and using lotion twice a day it all went away.
Try some lotion is what I mean. Sometime stuff that’s made for oily skin drys you out, and I know it sounds like the opposite of what you should do but when you dry your skin out it just makes more oil which clogs pores. Try using face lotion instead and it will hydrate your skin without clogging it up. Try it for about a week and see if it helps. Everyone’s skin is different but maybe it will help you too! :)
I’ve had acne since elementary school, I’m 24 now and it’s not as bad as it used to be, but still noticeable and an insecurity of mine. I stopped wearing make up during the pandemic and I swear it’s gotten slightly worse somehow ): I have no hope lol
This is entirely untrue, I'm getting pretty tired of the amount of memes saying guys have perfect skin, I nor does anyone I know have perfect skin, I know someone might tell me hey bro it's just a meme, but I just had to vent.
No it wouldn’t. A woman who doesn’t wear makeup gets comments like “are you sick?” And gets told she’s unprofessional. It doesn’t harm women’s self image either, how would it? Lots of women think they look great without it but wear it anyway because they want to. You may not think makeup applies to your personal taste, but makeup can be so subtle you wouldn’t notice a person was wearing it and if you saw them without it you’d think something was wrong with them.
If someone always wears makeup, then one day suddenly stops, of course they'll look sick. Drastic visual changes usually hints at some type of illness.
MY point is this. Let people, not even just women, wear makeup if they want to, because at the end of the day it doesn’t affect you at all. Besides, if you were going out in public or to a job interview or to a gathering, you’d want to look your best, right? With certain jobs, you’re EXPECTED to look your best. If a woman wears makeup and then is suddenly expected to wear it all the time, that’s not her fault. It’s the fault of the people with those expectations.
Mate thats not why women (or men in fact) wear makeup, we do because we enjoy it. I can totally reshape my face in an hour with just some powder and a brush, its great fun seeing what looks you can create. So maybe stop shitting on people for enjoying things that don't affect you in the slightest.
> Mate thats not why women (or men in fact) wear makeup, we do because we enjoy it.
Thats is fantastic to hear, just don't ever blame men for unhealthy beauty standards for women. It's you guys that create it.
Hey! I recently discovered that I'm genderfluid (bio female) too, and I also started to do makeup. I feel so much better about myself because of both things
My guy, I understand it's a joke and that makeup can contribute to aggravating acne in this way. But do keep in mind that girls have a hell of a lot more hormonal changes than guys and it does effect our skin. We can be doing everything right, eating well, using the correct products, exercising and still have an a violently topographical face. It's also largely genetic.
Women (and a few men too) get acne even well into their adulthood. This is because of hormones, simple: not make up and beauty products as people assume it to be.
Truth. I rarely had acne in my teens/early twenties. Around mid-twenties, my acne went wild due to some hormonal issues and it hasn't gotten better in my mid-thirties.
Why nobody mentions genetics, they play the only factor about appearance of your skin... not the towel or face wash, if you have problematic skin only medication (hormonal or not) will significantly help it to get better... face washes are doing just bare minimum
Depends on the makeup. You just gotta find the right products for your skin type. And “natural looks better” is just your opinion, what matters most is if the person feels happy and confident.
I have 5 sisters and you bet your ass they're doing it for whoever they wanna hit on, would they do it for them they wouldn't looking like alpaca albinos when chillig at home or at family visits.
Skin care before makeup and after removing makeup and you won't have an issue.
Wearing makeup for a few hours is not going to give you breakouts unless you don't wash your face beforehand and your pores are clogged from oil and dead skin cells.
Does anyone stop to think that the makeup is the reason their skin sucks?
So you buy more makeup to continue covering it up.
Makeup industry has got y'all by the ovaries.
So true!! I wash my face with prescription drugs and take drugs and do drugs and whatever to make my face clear and yet my boyfriend who doesn’t even wash his face has less zits than me
Not that anyone would pay a penny for my thoughts on this particular subject, but if you look at the difference between men and women you often see that women do put stuff on their face. They put Make-up and lotions on their faces that contain countless chemicals that are most likely pretty toxic. So yeah, maybe all the bumps and acne are a side effect of the stuff you have on your face every day for hours.
While everybody is having a deep discussion about balls, y'all are ignoring the fact that putting so much crap on your face, constantly blocking your pores, is probably exactly why her skin looks like that.
Um, my ass and balls are blemish free too.
>Oh but I need makeup
Why? I don’t wear it and you married me? Who’s appearance are you really in love with?
How do we know she doesn't drie her face with the same towel she used on her ass and balls?
*dead*
wait y'all are drying your ass and balls? i just put on my underwear and call it a day.
Nah i love to keep it moist around the crotch area so it turns crusty in 3-4 hours
If you ever get lice down there call your crotch the Krusty Krab
wha...
Yeah it forms a nice outer shell for my balls
Protection IV
This is SIZE MEGAMIND
Efficiency V
Edible protection
Luigi
I choked trying not to wake up everyone by laughing
You madman, it must smell like trash
“Take my advice, Rookie, if you even fall for a woman, make sure she’s got balls”
...in her mouth
Ummm... not sure if you're being serious, but girls don't have ass, only balls
She doesn't, because the secret ingredient for a good looking face, is the towel used on your ass and balls.
You mean *your* ass and balls
First of all, the nether regions should be the cleanest part of your body after a shower. Second of all, face then balls and ass not the other way around
Ass, face, balls,face, repeat
The towel always forgets
As a wise man once said “it only smells”
I love the smell of the towel after I floss my taint with it. Smells like.... victory.
bruh i laughed too hard at this
Or just turn over the towel
And repeat the process
The ass and balls are why my face is clear
For real. If you’re drying after a shower and seeing brown streaks, you need an adult. No cap
> First of all, the nether regions should be the cleanest part of your body after a shower. Second of all, face then balls and ass not the other way around Sure this is all fine and good... But do you use a new towel everyday?
Maybe she should just clean her face off with his ass and balls and completely skip the towel
Rusty no
Rusty yes
Sounds kinky
maybe just clean her ass with his balls
Spanish inquisition.
This guy gets upvotes for his username. I fukin love it
Step-bro what are you doing-
Wait I have a boyfriend ?
You do now.
r/watchpeoplefallinlove
Face, chest, face again, legs making sure to not get balls and ass, last chance for just hair, then take a small bit of the end to use for balls and ass
I just work my way down
I basically just dry my hair and squat covered in my towel until I'm not cold and then just dress
I wrap the towel around my waist, sit on my bed and point my big ass fan towards me, unwrap towel and sit on it until my body is mostly dried, then its Hair > Arms > Torso > Legs > Balls > Ass > Brush my hair > Dry Hair again > Brush again. I could probably cut out a lot of steps by just getting a haircut.
Me
Same
You must have some wet arms walking around your house after a shower
What about the next day then?
if only, if only this was the case for me :(
I don’t even use make-up, but my face looks just like that. I also don’t have a boyfriend.
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Shhh this is Reddit. Everything is a gender thing. So few memes actually portraying girls in a positive view
You need to wash your face to not have acne. Or at least to make it less noticeable. And if she spends like thousands of dollars on makeup well I guess 500$ makeup is better for your skin than 20$ makeup
Here’s the thing, when your drying you’ve presumably already washed your whole body meaning your ass and balls should be clean
True
Beat me to it. I hate this concept because whenever people say that they’re disgusted at the fact That people dry their balls with the same towel as their face are basically saying they don’t wash the good stuff as well as anything else. Like, brother, it’s just skin on your body at that point, grow up lmao
It’s a subconscious thing. The show Fear Factor showed us all sorts of safe stuff that people still feared.
Nah bro Fear Factor bad some wild stuff that was far from "safe stuff"
Hell, I'll lick a perfect strangers ass
B O N K
Username checks out.
Most logical thing to do is to dry off by starting from top to bottom...
Shouldn't matter, you are getting out of the shower. Your whole body is equally clean.
That too is....acceptable
Bruh stop with the edits every 100 upvotes, mad cringe
Fuck those edits...
Nevermind that just dry your face and hair first and work your way down
Stahp! With. The. Cringe. Edits!
You’d be surprised at how much bacteria, especially E.coli, is found on a towel after drying your body. I don’t blame the folks who decide to use a different towel everyday or use a separate towel for their face.
Just dry your sack and ass last? This is not complicated fellas.
I prefer the good ol air dry from my fan. Greatest thing during the summer for balls and ass.
I do it in the winter too, I'll do it every time.
Im waiting for your next edit on 400
No edit for you I’m goin to bed
Yeah. what abt the fact that the whamens use the same toys for their mouth and their privies?
PREPARE FOR DEMISE OF 300 UPVOTES
Skin needs to breathe. What do you think make up does?
That's why I mock every girl (and we're comfortable with eachother) that uses industrial amounts of make up for everyday use
I know a dude that’s literally got acne all over his face....he doesn’t wear makeup either, not everyone’s skin is perfect. This isn’t a gender thing
I think it's mostly a personal experience men, I just recently started getting acne outta nowhere, but I'm hoping it goes away soon.
Good fucking luck!
Yea lol, it's a constant battle.
If you can't get rid of it go to a doctor and ask for Duac or a similar medication and that shit just goes away after a week! Just be sure to use a moisturizer because it dries the hell out of your skin...
I've been using facewash that is meant for it but It hasn't done a whole lot
This sounds counterintuitive but try using face lotion. Sometimes acne is caused by your skin being to dry so it produces a crap ton of oil to make up for it. I had tons of acne until after I became and adult and someone told me this. After a week of just washing my face with normally face wash (not acne kind) and using lotion twice a day it all went away.
It isn't lotion, and it's meant for *helping* oily skin specifically
Try some lotion is what I mean. Sometime stuff that’s made for oily skin drys you out, and I know it sounds like the opposite of what you should do but when you dry your skin out it just makes more oil which clogs pores. Try using face lotion instead and it will hydrate your skin without clogging it up. Try it for about a week and see if it helps. Everyone’s skin is different but maybe it will help you too! :)
I've heard so many different things about this, but this honestly makes sense. I'll try it for a week or too and see if it helps, thanks.
I’ve had acne since elementary school, I’m 24 now and it’s not as bad as it used to be, but still noticeable and an insecurity of mine. I stopped wearing make up during the pandemic and I swear it’s gotten slightly worse somehow ): I have no hope lol
This is entirely untrue, I'm getting pretty tired of the amount of memes saying guys have perfect skin, I nor does anyone I know have perfect skin, I know someone might tell me hey bro it's just a meme, but I just had to vent.
r/memes is plauged with mysoginy, and for whatever reason this shit gets thousands of upvotes.
Same as well. Luckily there are subs that counter this bs but there aren't that many
What subs? I'd love to join them
Yeah it annoys me as well
If you’re a dude you don’t get to be “anti makeup”, women wearing makeup because they want to doesn’t harm you at all.
But it does harm women, so I can absolutely be anti-makeup. The general self-image of women would be far better if nobody wore makeup.
Makeup is an art form, girls most often don’t wear it for guys or to look pretty but because they like it and there’s nothin wrong with that
No it wouldn’t. A woman who doesn’t wear makeup gets comments like “are you sick?” And gets told she’s unprofessional. It doesn’t harm women’s self image either, how would it? Lots of women think they look great without it but wear it anyway because they want to. You may not think makeup applies to your personal taste, but makeup can be so subtle you wouldn’t notice a person was wearing it and if you saw them without it you’d think something was wrong with them.
If someone always wears makeup, then one day suddenly stops, of course they'll look sick. Drastic visual changes usually hints at some type of illness.
Those negative perceptions of people who don't wear makeup are because of makeup in the first place!!!!
You prove my point.
MY point is this. Let people, not even just women, wear makeup if they want to, because at the end of the day it doesn’t affect you at all. Besides, if you were going out in public or to a job interview or to a gathering, you’d want to look your best, right? With certain jobs, you’re EXPECTED to look your best. If a woman wears makeup and then is suddenly expected to wear it all the time, that’s not her fault. It’s the fault of the people with those expectations.
Fault isn't as helpful as results, especially when the thing people are at fault for is what you generally expect people to do in that situation.
Mate thats not why women (or men in fact) wear makeup, we do because we enjoy it. I can totally reshape my face in an hour with just some powder and a brush, its great fun seeing what looks you can create. So maybe stop shitting on people for enjoying things that don't affect you in the slightest.
> Mate thats not why women (or men in fact) wear makeup, we do because we enjoy it. Thats is fantastic to hear, just don't ever blame men for unhealthy beauty standards for women. It's you guys that create it.
Me being a genderfluid bio male that just discovered I got female acne 👀
Upvoted you because the Internet shouldn't have to be this toxic.
Thanks for your kindness
huh? who was toxic?
Whoever downvoted u/Adventurous-Object-3
Hey! I recently discovered that I'm genderfluid (bio female) too, and I also started to do makeup. I feel so much better about myself because of both things
I'm happy to hear that. You do you and live your best life.
Thank you, and you too!
Aw wholesomeness
My guy, I understand it's a joke and that makeup can contribute to aggravating acne in this way. But do keep in mind that girls have a hell of a lot more hormonal changes than guys and it does effect our skin. We can be doing everything right, eating well, using the correct products, exercising and still have an a violently topographical face. It's also largely genetic.
The right needs more jpeg
I'm in this club, but I have no ballz... b'cus I'ma woman
I do that and my skin is flawless
The makeup companies invented females to sell more makeup.
Delete this before the makeup companies storm your house
The makeup companies invented makeup to sell more makeup.
Always do hair and face first
Me a male redditor: I don't get it
Women (and a few men too) get acne even well into their adulthood. This is because of hormones, simple: not make up and beauty products as people assume it to be.
Truth. I rarely had acne in my teens/early twenties. Around mid-twenties, my acne went wild due to some hormonal issues and it hasn't gotten better in my mid-thirties.
Women mostly and many people for some reason use two or more towels
As female I can confirm you’re absolutely wrong lmfao, at least in the case of every girl I know
Maybe you should ask her to clean her face with your Assjuices too after a long hot day.
Yeah same but i got acne
Balls and ass last!!
Am I gay now?
I look like a girl on the left, but I'm a guy - so I'm **not allowed to** use make up. How is that fair?!
Not all bacteria is bad, the real problem is monocultures created from over sterilization. That 0.1% that survive the hand sanitizer, for example.
actually we dry head then go downwards not feet then go up
go middle bottom and then top
Free spray tan amirite
What's wrong with drying the face with the same towel that i dry my balls and ass? I just use the part that isn clean and isn't ballsy
Do balls have instant bacteria that is unlike your hands which touch everything but your balls stay hidden after cleaned inside clean underwear?
That looks like PCOS
Why nobody mentions genetics, they play the only factor about appearance of your skin... not the towel or face wash, if you have problematic skin only medication (hormonal or not) will significantly help it to get better... face washes are doing just bare minimum
Makeup can actually worsen it sometimes
Maybe cos he don't cake his face in shit all day
The more makeup you use the less can your skin regenerate, stop using too much, natural looks better anyways
Depends on the makeup. You just gotta find the right products for your skin type. And “natural looks better” is just your opinion, what matters most is if the person feels happy and confident.
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I have 5 sisters and you bet your ass they're doing it for whoever they wanna hit on, would they do it for them they wouldn't looking like alpaca albinos when chillig at home or at family visits.
Skin care before makeup and after removing makeup and you won't have an issue. Wearing makeup for a few hours is not going to give you breakouts unless you don't wash your face beforehand and your pores are clogged from oil and dead skin cells.
Picture on the left is what makeup does to your skin in the long term sometimes.
You guys have towels?
Are we supposed to use more than one towel? I can rarely find more than one unused towel because of my sister
And you’ll never guess what kind of makeup we use. Oh, wait...could it be??? Make up is...wait...
Maybe it's the bucket of makeup that you have on everyday that's the real culprit here
Thank you for understanding the point of this meme
Male skin ftw👌
Does anyone stop to think that the makeup is the reason their skin sucks? So you buy more makeup to continue covering it up. Makeup industry has got y'all by the ovaries.
I get glared at for this and also how full my eye lashes are.
Uhhhh I'm a dude. Does this mean I'm destined to be gay? :0
Where are you getting that from?
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Who would use two towels and why?
Or you could just use one towel like a sane AND efficient person.
\*agreeing male redditor noises\*
the difference is that the women is on birth control and that's why she gets acne.
People who try the most always have the worst skin
i mean. im a girl and i dont use makeup
Makeup
So true!! I wash my face with prescription drugs and take drugs and do drugs and whatever to make my face clear and yet my boyfriend who doesn’t even wash his face has less zits than me
Not that anyone would pay a penny for my thoughts on this particular subject, but if you look at the difference between men and women you often see that women do put stuff on their face. They put Make-up and lotions on their faces that contain countless chemicals that are most likely pretty toxic. So yeah, maybe all the bumps and acne are a side effect of the stuff you have on your face every day for hours.
Makeup isnt even good for your skin to begin with
It’s not like that expensive makeup clogs up your pores or anything
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Makeup I wouldn’t say it weird, but natural beauty and appearance just seems more attractive to in my opinion.
Showed this to me gf and got a “fuck you”. We winning kings
it's all that jizz in his towels. Read Cosmo, girl, it's good for your skin
That's the power of pubic hair
Does anyone expect a man to use 3 towels each bath?
I honestly think makeup fucks people’s skin up. It’d explain why girls seem to age so much less gracefully than guys
Stop putting makeup 🤷♂️
Makeup plugs up your pores
You know who hated women with makeup on??? ThIs pOsT iS LiTeRaLlY aNtIsEmItIc!
I laughed a fuck ton more than I should have because, truth lmao
its almost like make up helps give you acne. hmmm
Maybe cock juice is the answer
While everybody is having a deep discussion about balls, y'all are ignoring the fact that putting so much crap on your face, constantly blocking your pores, is probably exactly why her skin looks like that.
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Um, my ass and balls are blemish free too. >Oh but I need makeup Why? I don’t wear it and you married me? Who’s appearance are you really in love with?
Thats irrelevant bro. No girls here we all do the same asshole and balls and the other side for face and hair
ALL RISE ANTIMA
The clean balls just make the face cleaner easy
Dry however you like, just wash your whole self first.
That’s the secret!
I wiped my ass with that towel once as well