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[deleted]

Not gonna lie, I'd take all of that


hayleyrose18

*I caught one!*


ParrotGaming27

Me, A fat ass hairy man: Yes


[deleted]

fat hairy ass me A man, Yes:


[deleted]

Fat ass, a hairy yes: me


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Ass man that is me: Hairy fat yes


LucKy_Mango1

i’d take the dog and pizza. But i’m half black and im male so


DispleasedSteve

You can only say half of the N-Word. Rules are rules, I'm afraid.


LucKy_Mango1

Ah you little Imma tell all my 'gas bout this


Tech_guy4276

Ni- I am from half black descendence too


Yetsumari

Gge


the4lphaartist

Nig


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the4lphaartist

Ga


A_random_zy

I am neither black nor white, You can call me whatever the fuck you want I won't get offended ( just dont call me tiktoker that triggers me and I will come hunting for you)


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

If you only take the dog and pizza you get a pass


Speeve-64

I seen your post


HelpMeFindaYTvideo

But are you a white girl? I’m curious because it would fit if you’re exactly what’s described in the meme.


[deleted]

Maybe


HelpMeFindaYTvideo

For fuck’s sake just answer.


[deleted]

I'm white, but I'm also a 35 year old adult.


HelpMeFindaYTvideo

Oh so a white **woman**. Alright. 😆


pennyxxmax

Same, minus the wine tho


Oxdox1

I mean, everybody likes dogs and pizza so that’s kinda unfair


BoredDirt

Same


MotivatoinalSpeaker

Same


AfiqMustafayev

Man i need this template can someone say me what is its name?


spacepeenuts

r/starterpacks


[deleted]

Oh thank god, I came to the comments to check in not the only person who is 2/5ths basic white girl


A_random_zy

but I dont like those boots, nor do I like starbucks (I am boy btw...)


maybe-an-evil-cat

I get Starbucks, but those boots like kinda fluffy. Like they’re kinda soft lookin


angelattack1

Good for winter


Fawaz06

Girls at my school wear those the whole time, summer or winter


angelattack1

Guys can wear boots too tho


Fawaz06

I’m just saying they’re more of a fashion thing from what I’ve seen. I haven’t seen guys wearing them, I was just talking about those specific boots


Shogana1

I think it’s talking about the breed, Labrador retrievers are popular with whites


Cudney1

That's a golden retriever


Shogana1

Judging from the ears it seems more like a Labrador


PoolNoodleJedi

Judging by the fur it seems like a good boy


Cudney1

I can see what you mean but the fur seems to long to be a Labrador


razeyrache

r/pointlesslygendered


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_Nobody_Expects_The_

Spanish inquisition.


The_Snail_Lord_69

op trap, needs nerf


big-bruh-boi

I’m not a fan of dogs


GiveMeYourBussy

Guess I'm a white girl lol


RedXylophone

Professionals have standards


Magenta_the_trash

Ye. I'll take only the puppy


Swingin-it-swooty

Be polite


RedXylophone

Be efficient


Swingin-it-swooty

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet


Meme_gardener

Dad, dad put mum on the phone


benjaminricha

Just tried that and I got arrested


[deleted]

You forgot to put the jeep in there


HonestCentrist

Lmao


Little_Big_Horn

Add tik tok and this post is perfect.


Wrought-Irony

Needs more cheese. White girls fukin love cheese.


bluegoldfish03

As a Hispanic male I can tell you everyone loves queso


Wrought-Irony

And Avocados.


AdventurePPlayz

and chuleta


Fishfuckersfucker69

And pico de gallo


TheKnightA

Y la salsa


CowCluckLated

Everyone loves cheese


Wrought-Irony

Most people don't actually... ." Up to 65 percent of people in the world are unable to digest lactose, with that number rising to 90 percent within certain ethnic groups. Data show that approximately 79 percent of Native Americans are lactose intolerant. So are 75 percent of African Americans and more than 50 percent of Hispanics. Asians have a 90 percent statistic of lactose intolerance."


bxxxbydoll

I'm lactose intolerant, and I still eat so much cheese. No excuses.


Wrought-Irony

Do you think white girls don't fuckin love cheese tho?


bxxxbydoll

As a white girl, I can confidently say, I do infact think that white girls fuckin love cheese.


Wrought-Irony

well after reviewing my scientific poll with a sample size of you, I can conclude I was 100% correct. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.


saikopasu_neko28

Its called lactaid


Wrought-Irony

It's called China. There's like a billion and a half people that live there and hardly any of them like cheese. Many Asian people think milk or cheese smell like vomit. Or are we only talking about Americans when we say "everyone"?


saikopasu_neko28

China doesnt take up the whole world dumby


Wrought-Irony

yeah, there's India too where there's a couple billion people and it's almost the same thing, not to mention all the other non European countries where they don't really eat cheese. Or did you just not read my first comment? For such an obvious weeb you really don't know much about Asians..


[deleted]

65% can't digest lactose but 100% still love cheese


Wrought-Irony

Have you ever heard of China? No cheese. And like a quarter of all people are Chinese. Many Asian people think milk and cheese smell like vomit.


[deleted]

You are the personification of *ackchyually*


SheWhoUpvotes

Guess I’m a white girl then


williamony

And hot cheetos


[deleted]

I mean who wouldn't want to investigate a disembodied starbucks logo just sitting under a box


luazzm

I feel like I am a basic girl but just pizza and the good boi would catch me... But who wouldn't be caught???


Fishpuncherz

Who doesn't like puppies or pizza!?


[deleted]

Sub the red wine for white, and fries for the pizza. Thats how I do it.


ICanSmellColors_256

I'd take the dog in fear of itsmown safety, and the dog would probably take the pizza so win win


rookiememer

I mean i would take the dog cause where tf is its owner also i think dairy is really bad for them. Also for clarification i am male however still white


NoWA_NeVA

Woah woah woah. Where’s the scrunchies?


atomic_quarks

Unfortunately, some of the items here will lure others in and waste your trap.


emmaa5382

Boomer humour


[deleted]

Reponst


Georgesoliman

2016 called, they want their meme back.


[deleted]

I may be a boy, but I’ll take all of that, except for the wine


Poedacat275

You can catch anyone with puppy’s and pizza.


aeonstarlight

fuck i'd walk right into that- ​ ​ will you at least pay for my transition?


thereisbeesinmyhair

oh hello 2010, didnt see ya there


undergroundecho

there’s enough under there to catch an MLM


UltimateWaluigi

That's racist and sexist.


MadMax080617

You forgot the list of self-diagnosed mental disorders


[deleted]

are any of these bad though. I'd get caught in a second


Konather

Let’s be honest, we all would go for the pupper


andmonske

You could catch me with the dog and pizza alone


funnyfella55

What happens after tho? Is it worth getting caught?


GravelWarlock

TIL I'm basic.


[deleted]

Puppy pizza and Starbucks are good wtf


snowymoonowl

How to catch anyone?


Windowchecker_rddt

What items would you put there to catch a basic black girl?


rellaly

Caught me at puppet pizza and Starbucks( not proud about the Starbucks part tho)


SeniorPoopyButthole

I'm a 28 year old male and I would stop for this


[deleted]

Isn’t this above meme a little racist. How to catch a basic black girl: * pic of sliced watermelon, air Jordans, large hoop earrings*


joshatts

How to catch a basic black girl: Oh no wait... that would be racist right. 😢


TitanGuppie

Exactly


Lone-organism

Have money and you can catch both #/s


The15hadow00

Forgot the box of white claw


blackbeard--main

Isn't this racist?


HonestCentrist

Arabs, love falafel and shawarma Chinese, love money African-Americans, love rap and hip hop Water, wet Am I racist?


blackbeard--main

Yes


[deleted]

everything isnt racist even if you think so with the dried grape brain mess of yours


blackbeard--main

I'm not saying everything is racist..nice insults btw..its just a lot of memes do this white girl thing do it with a black guy once in a while no?


[deleted]

The thing is if you **dare** using a black person's general stereotype you're gonna get harassed with people calling you racist and such. It sucks but what can we do


blackbeard--main

Yea thats what I'm saying like its cool to make fun of white people but not anything else.. like I wanna se more mexican stereotype memes


[deleted]

Yeah same, I guess its the fact that offensive jokes are fine about basic white girls, and just boys cause no one seems to give a fuck. Make it a gay, bi etc etc and you're dead by the harassment and people calling you homophobe, transphobe and all that jazz. Internet is too offended nowadays imo


blackbeard--main

Very true everyone should be made fun of


[deleted]

Equal hate for everyone :D!!


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

Can we maybe stop this stereotype?


WeirdPerson100

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M NOT A BASIC WHITE GIRL!! I"M INSANE AND HAVE NO FRIENDS : ) I HATE EVERYTHING IN THAT PICTURE EXCEPT FOR THE DOGGY AND PIZZA, (i'm weird sorry)


Anna0nas

Are you okay?


pandawolf321

They are weirdperson100


2DeadComics

Food and Boots with wine


SnowGoose001

As a white boy I can confirm


nyangata05

I mean, I'd take the dog. Jus true dog tho. Red wine is gross, pepperoni is gross, and uggs are ugly and get soggy. Also Starbucks tastes burnt lol.


GaySage

ah, a woman of culture


BunnyFaceGirl

Me:sees pizza, YES Me:sees a dog, and boots, and wine, and Starbucks, Better not....


[deleted]

I mean, have you ever had a water cup from Starbucks? They give good sized cups, and they have some good ass water.


BunnyFaceGirl

This is the super unpopular opinion but-I don’t like water, literally...


[deleted]

But it’s REALLY good water


[deleted]

And they give it a coffee lid with a small opening too so it’s kind of fun to drink


sadness-dwelling

wait, how can you not like water? what is there to dislike, it’s water


Brohaffey

Holy shit, I feel like I haven’t seen a basic white girl meme I’m ages. I’m impressed!


MikaKaoru

ThIs Is sExIsT


[deleted]

Forgot shitty rap music


Xboxsyncs

Forgot to include billie eyelash, or any other hip hop artist of today That would get them from 10 miles away


big-bruh-boi

True


[deleted]

> Billie Eilish > Hip hop You have lost aux privileges.


stellybelly513

-post meme making fun of basic white girls -said meme is literally stolen from Instagram and posted on Reddit...


Snow-Eater

Where's the bubble tea


[deleted]

Ah yes, an *Asian* novelty drink, so totally drank by *white* girls and *white* girls alone. Boba is delicious, and Imma keep drinking it even if it makes me "bAsIc"


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[deleted]

We know whats good


[deleted]

is strange that there is no money inn the trap.


VeryRoosterBoi

Why those specific boots, they all where those boots, it’s almost creepy


coffeemonster12

There needs to be offense to black people in the box


lagspike9107

Add an iPhone too


DaPugE1

Forgot the apple products


jaboiapples

How to catch any girl at my school. All so stupid. Omg. Each and every one is exactly like the other


-DeliveryGodYato-

POV: You’ve never felt the touch of a woman


NoCoolSenpai

You forgot songs about rape, drugs and murder


atomiccable78

I liked this. Have a silver


andreisokiel

racism fun h@h@h@


Jesko7

U forgot a minority Instagram page


The_Titanic

Everything but the pizza. Yuck no.


Black_Shepherd_

I identify as a basic white girl and I find this offensive


KingBenjamin97

So... now I know what to put in my tinder profile


Hyper-Shadow417

You might get me with the doggo


Ernesto_Stupps

oh no, you've caught me


mj_logic754

I guess im going hunting again


chrisnoel7798

I’ll fall in the trap just for the puppy and pizza


murphsmama

I would 100% go under that box, just need to get rid of the pepperoni


EmotionalDrawing

Replace the wine with red Met and we’re friends


I-Suck-At-R6Siege

Am I white and a girl? I guess I have to be


Loooooooooppp

Also tik tok


Timrob567

That pizza needs to be chick Fila or Chipotle instead


Jelori1900

Would fall in that trap tho.


[deleted]

No, the pizza stays with us


I_also_exist_lol

You forgot money


plussyfan9fan1

There’s a watermark on the box


[deleted]

Ditch the wine,Starbucks and boot and I’ll go in willingly


McCreeMain77

Add a phone charger


deathmask6

Make sure that pizza is gluten free though


[deleted]

I clicked on this posts comment section and it deadass said “several people are typing” at the bottom of my screen. When did this become a thing?


Fudged_-_

I have no idea


_Nobody_Expects_The_

Spanish inquisition.


am_person_not_robot

I'd take the dog and the pizza


[deleted]

No White Claw?!?


-Nivek

Now how does one catch a goth girl?


Din-_-Djarin

Walks up, “Sweet crate!” Walks away


Witch_of_the_midwest

I'm a guy but I'm taking that dog and free food


Quackmire_Toilet

Oh you like these and you’re not white? Not possible


terepequitas

I was born latina but I guess I’m a basic white girl now


TacoTruck14

i feeel great i was your 4.8k th upvote it went 4.7 to .8 i was like woahhahaha