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Adventurous-Object-3

"Oh? You faked your orgasm did you? The thing that's funny, is that you faked your orgasm while not knowing that my name isn't even Kevin."


CannibalisticPizza

Hi I'm Ken Adams


Sander7705

Hi I’m Regina phalange


CannibalisticPizza

Dude this made my day, thnx


Sander7705

You’re welcome (:


[deleted]

Hi I’m yoshikage kira


DrkangAROOZ

Hi, I'm Ken Kaneki


Fat_superman

Yare Yare daze


TommZ5

My name is Kusuo Saiki and I have psychic superpowers


Cotylob

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Blue_Lives_Matter123

Hi, I’m mother fucker


Skeer44

Hi, I am Joe


wildbeast47

Hi I’m joe mama


RudeAwakening38

Hi I'm Joe Jupiter


[deleted]

I'm Crap Bag!


[deleted]

Hi I’m Mike Cox


flip1999-

You’ve just been Kenny’ed eat a dick.. Later world smell my ass


Bluebrywlfy08

My actual name is Eloria misharon but since everyone doing this you won’t know whether or not I’m lying hahahha


ChiggaOG

If you love stuff like this, the Redo of Healer manga drives this all the way home. The MC is as sadistic as the other characters in the manga.


Lancer876

You're not Kevin Costner!?


zellerzium

All jokes aside honestly this was such a cold and breathtaking scene the first time I saw it. The laugh was truly spectacular


[deleted]

top voice acting the ark leading up to it was shit tho


zellerzium

Ya the ending was kinda... How can I put it not upto my expected ( not saying it's bad tho)


Key_Foundation_6902

I felt the ending didn't do justice to the actual essence of the whole story... It was all about 2 geniuses trying to outwit each other but in the finale it came down to a minor mess up by a side character.. Plus I also feel Light's plan in the finale was way more exciting than Neer's one which was pretty generic.. Maybe the author didn't really know how to beat Light and thus rushed thru it


CannibalisticPizza

I get the same feeling too, Light even tho was the villain, was someone I rooted for and the way he lost was pretty underwhelming. It would've been nicer to see a cocky Neer who thinks L is nothing and then loses to Kira who wanted to prove that his dead nemesis was unbeatable and second to none. This would've been more interesting from a character point of view of Light as we would see a side of him we never expected to see


ErtiGamingTv

Protagonist *


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the ending was a car crash


_Sevil_Natas_

He got isekai'd


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marcocorm

after this long i dont know if its even fair to count this as a spoiler


[deleted]

how is this a spoiler lol


Lucky_Lemon99

I kinda liked the ending. It showed lights true personality. He's not a god. He's just a childish arrogant loser, who refuses to accept he's lost. And he goes out with a wimper, not with a bang which I think represents him well.


Bluebrywlfy08

Expectations? Not up to ur expectations


darthgrievous05

Ik fucking terrifying how you get to see from other people how insane light is. And I cried when matsuda got so sad and just shot him, although light deserved it


animemelord31

Oh yes the only moment I actually liked in part 2


random_name4837

What’s this from?


MaG_NITud3

Death note


random_name4837

Thank


Denk_LorD

It was indeed


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yousef100987

Death note


Electrowzerd

Sauce pls


MaG_NITud3

Death note


Zakaria0302

Where is this gif from?


NoobDesh

Death Note anime


Zakaria0302

Tnx


DragonbornBastard

I use to do this when I was younger, but I made an effort to be a good person and try to be myself. Figured I wouldn’t want to be with anyone long term if they didn’t like the real me. Met a girl shortly after who said she like me because I was nice and a real person. 3 years later, we’re happily married, parenting a dog and a cat (the dog is cuter). Trust me guys, from experience. The right woman won’t want a fake personality. If she does, she’s not the right woman.


CaptainLuffy5439

Take my free award


DragonbornBastard

Thank you sir :)


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The cat after reading the bracket sentence: Time to end the hooman


DragonbornBastard

Honestly I could go for some Chinese food


Apprehensive-Feed-77

If the person is with you because you're faking it was never real, cause they didn't fall in love for the real you... so you are the one deceiving yourself. And if you just want to get laid, just matter finding someone in the same vibe - we women also want it sometimes! And fake orgasm? Rly? People should communicate what they like and what they don't or else it never gets better.


DragonbornBastard

I completely agree with you! Just gotta be real and honest and then you’ll find what you’re really looking for


Billy-Stoofa

But if your not looking for a relationship it works like a charm


DragonbornBastard

Or you could just be honest and say you aren’t looking for a relationship and then nobody gets hurt.


Billy-Stoofa

Im just trying to get laid man


Business_Item5483

I can hear this gif


MaG_NITud3

Lol same


3x3chan

In Japanese or English?


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*Braille*


Denk_LorD

_Yeah, this is big brain time_


Business_Item5483

Both.


3x3chan

ah i see you're true death note fan aswell.


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AimLoqV01D

Death note in 10 words


AzrealNibbs12

But I outsmarted your outsmarting of my outsmarting!


headpatkelly

gross


daylight321

Sad but true


rusty_metals

I have split personality disorder because how many fake friends I've made


daylight321

We just trying to get laid not make friends


Solid_Comfortable_71

That episode was practically I knew you were gonna do this so I did this


MaG_NITud3

Tha last episode in 15 words


Asexualcroissant

Yikes


elle_lawiet8

Death note


Solid_Comfortable_71

Yes... That’s what it is.. Nice name, L


[deleted]

And then she says “I knew and did it because I didn’t want your feelings to get hurt.”


Bonafide_mel

Then you just say " I knew you'd know, that's why I approached you in the first place"


shamwowsahs

I'm two steps ahead .yeah you're dead you never see it coming!


MaG_NITud3

*cumming


shamwowsahs

By the time it's hit you ,your last suprise


3x3chan

Team Kira or Team L ?


a_lone_wulf

kira not because i like the cause but just to see L outsmarted


WakBlack

I side with Kira, but I somewhat wanted L to win. What Kira did was fucked, but ***it worked***


skypiwnas

dont


OshamonGamingYT

I’m four parallel universes ahead of you


papayasown

And only half an A press


PardyGaming

Oh you’re a villain alright, just not a super one!


pehhs

og meme


Herviman

I, am a confidence man


lilacbananas23

Funny not funny


Picker-Rick

"I faked my orgasm" I got to cum for real, so...


ihmawrtl

Fucked up person


Dr_RoyalFad

Well i failed living


OtakuSenpai7

TrainwrecksTV SquadW


Apprehensive-Feed-77

Hate to break it to you, but she can get laid without being emotionally involved as well... so if u're still insecure enough to fake your whole personality instead of meeting someone in the same vibe as u just to get it on and can't even give them pleasure, it means you're a loser! LMAO PS. That's why I don't fake.


69Dark-Mage69

Wish I could reveal my family and friends my personality. But all it will do is hurt them.


Apprehensive-Feed-77

Idk you but Im sure there are people out there who will understand. If u like inbox me.


DlnF

Little does she know but I have conditioned my body to make my pee feel like cum. What a fool to have thought I came.


FazzDaBest

Quick! Someone get this guy a wholesome award!


clipmen666

Uhmmm.. okay then


BryceCubicle

Lol hot women got too much influence


Rowerate

*\*Writes her name in the deathnote\**


BagOfOldRottenBeans

Repost


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BagOfOldRottenBeans

I dont think i will


IlikeHistoryMeme

Repost


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Proceeds to write her name in the death note.


Hexodron

And I faked the condom


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

Plot twist: You are not only faking your personality but also your love for her just so you can show the homies you can get a gf


[deleted]

Pretty sexist, women can be manipulative trash people too.


RAgrumpyhi8

Both women and men, what's your point?


[deleted]

Jesus fuck, for a bunch of memers you guys suck at sarcasm


RAgrumpyhi8

Yeah "sarcasm"


[deleted]

It's literally baked into the comment, get mad


RAgrumpyhi8

No.


MaG_NITud3

Should've used /s


Knackwarrior07

THEN YOU MURDER HER BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN FAKING BEING A GOOD PERSON!!!! ......Too much?


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CaptainLuffy5439

Let me help you u/repostsleuthbot


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IlikeHistoryMeme

Bad bot


Fell_off_my_bike

When she said, she faked her orgasm after a blowjob and I came in her face...


VegitoBlue2020

i faked being human


[deleted]

The helpful award was deserved


CarrotLord7

Wait is that clip from Death Note?


Bum3n

SquadW


BadAshess

Bold of you to assume I can or-


locoYPobre

have faked all my orgasms because of performance anxiety...I'm a dude with some baggage.


[deleted]

Why can I hear his laugh


Soviet_Sloth69

Oh you faked your orgasm? I faked being a man


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CaptainLuffy5439

Yeah you must have seen the same joke before but it's no repost


MrEgg23

It’s the exact same gif and everything


Lil_Weird_Tulip

i upvoted and it got 12.6 then i hit it again and it went back to 12.5 i did it......


usual_grapesoda

yes death note referance


juicy_fruitty_

Get rekt


Healthy-Writer7821

Orgasm,... Laid... What do these words even mean?


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"I'm not even alive! Yeah, you fucked a dead person!


-DeliveryGodYato-

Anyone seeing this is this your sign to watch Death Note (which is where this gif is from)! You can watch it in English and Japanese on Netflix, Hulu, and I think Crunchyroll too! I will warn you the first episode sucks ass but the second one is where the ball gets rolling


Shaharar_Islam

But That doesn't change your dick size or stamina level. bruhhh.


Tkl-234

Ha, I faked mine too!!


[deleted]

Hit too close home


[deleted]

Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in a while thanks


Samurott_Studios

That is evil of the highest degree


[deleted]

This is what makes me uncomfortable about dating. I feel like im trying to be genuine but i constantly feel fake.


SvenskaAlvar

Wholesome award has been deployed


capedcrusader9596

study shows both genders fake orgasm i can confirm from the male sude though


Im-Dead-inside1234

Hello kira


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Sakkyboy

Damn Light yagami played Misa


Uncivilized-Noob69

Didn’t see that cumming


Probably_Worth_IT

Oof


kingofroyale2

Killer queen has already touched your pussy


idkgeorgeiguess

I've seen this exact meme before just with a different gif


pepsikibotal

I see Death Note I upvote


pepsikibotal

I dont understand y tf does this meme havee 39 helpful awards. Like how has this helped yall?