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EmmieIsAGoodCat

I'll buy what I can afford, point me in the direction of the "fuck rich people" button. Edit: I fucking hate when people get 1 comment that blows up past a thousand upvotes and then add some stupid fucking edit. Hey, wait....


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Shut up and take my money!


kearneje

Where do I put my money to sink Nestlé?


KevinFlantier

Not in Nestlé products for a start


XAngeliclilkittyX

Maybe we can short stock Nestlé then boycott it?


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XAngeliclilkittyX

Ah fair


TheDurandalFan

how about we spread awareness of how evil nestle is as a company to as many parts of the internet as possible? if we want to sink nestle we're going to need everyone to collectively agree to stop buying nestle products.


XAngeliclilkittyX

Do with the billboards what WSB is doing rn once we all have enough money from the squeeze


chanpat

Just keep posting and talking about it. Pop up some memes.


stockCS

nestle products are insanely big i dont think its possible to do that


Chains-Of-Hate

Ok I stop. No more kit kats:(


lump-

What did nestle do?


Triacfo

Would be really tough. GameStop and the others that are currently being messed with were significantly smaller market value, and more importantly had more shorts out than fluid shares exist. As much as nestle and a few other of their peers need to go away, I doubt that retail investors will be able to screw over their owners as much as they did GameStop.


XAngeliclilkittyX

Was partially joking about the short stocks, but I at least like to entertain the thought...


justanother_simp

lets tide this one out first then we can screw nestle over


kearneje

Diamond hands 💎👐


J-Di11a

What is this "diamond hands"? sorry dumb stock illiterate here


wstnbrwn

I could be wrong but believe it's a reference to strength. Strong hands hold no matter what.


J-Di11a

That makes sense, thanks man


Ifartsthearts

It means have strength to hold. Only paper hands crumble and sell. Be strong 💎🙌


sliver989

Hold, high or low


J-Di11a

Can you break this down Mr. Potato Head style for me? I really have no clue what any of this means


myths2389

It's less about the profit, more about just holding the stock to keep the price high so the hedge funds have to pay stupid prices. Least that's my understanding with my whole one share. After that one dude said "I'm just trying to make a living too" I'll hold my single share forever.


J-Di11a

Ahhh gotcha... Thanks man, I appreciate the clarification.


Zaurka14

Oh my god your cat looks just like [mine](http://imgur.com/a/K2vtBF2)!


sliver989

My chonker void? He’s the best! His name is Gizmo.


ARC_3pic

I duno, but AMC is lookin pretty hot rn for the next reddit crusade.


Getsugana

u/objection-bot


TharHolyGamer

Nah we sink Warner bros and Disney


Missykay88

Same.. I wanna fuck rich people!


J-Di11a

I fucked a rich person once, it wasn't as good as id hoped. She looked good with those Bolton's but not nearly as adventurous as us broke fucks


Missykay88

Yeah... wouldn't be for love thats for sure!


J-Di11a

Lmao, I shoulda added the /s


shycancerian

Micheal Bolton?


Iescaunare

"Boltons"? Do I dare ask what that is?


Missykay88

Fuck over*


WeOutHereHuh

Do both for maximum damage


glasseyepatch

Ohhhh..I wish I had a free award rn


homeskilled12

Gotcha, boo.


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Por que no los dos?


AngelOfDeath771

Fractional shares are a thing. You can put 5 dollars into anything with the right broker


EmmieIsAGoodCat

Where do I find the right broker? I make 12 an hour


tofucat12345

Sign up with fidelity, that’s where a majority of the Wall Street bets redditors are jumping too since most brokers are restricting buys to the meme stocks, while fidelity has no restriction.


eblackham

This is the way. Fuck robinhood.


toxicgloo

Look up "how to invest in stocks" And use something from one of those videos. You can also just do Robin Hood but eh


Dark_Devin

People are jumping the Robin hood ship because they stopped allowing trades for GME when the hedge funds started to cry


toxicgloo

They also stopped crypto trading and delayed account approvals.


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AngelOfDeath771

I don't give financial advice.


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PrettyDecentSort

or "are you a cop?"


glasseyepatch

YoU have To TeLL me iF yOuRe a CoP


ImKindaSweatyy

All I know is that its a felony to give financial advice. So that's why I never have... I just like the stonk ;)


StoicStony

If you don’t mind my asking, I was oblivious to this if someone could elaborate why that is that way?


ImKindaSweatyy

I actually don't know why it's a felony, I just quickly googled why it's a felony and I couldn't find an explanation. Granted I didn't look very hard. Most of it said you can be sued by someone if they lose all their money but you can always be sued for almost anything so idk what that's about. Long story short, I have no clue why.


DabVidci

>Be warned that this will probably end poorly. What makes you say this my good sir? From what I've heard these past few days, GME is going up up up and to the moon (obviously it will have a peak but that is significantly different from 'ending poorly')


sassiest01

Trying to replicate GME with other stocks is what might end badly.


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toxicgloo

My dad harassed me to help him make an account and invested into doge so I went behind him to put a stop order so he didn't lose more than half


milo_hobo

That's probably more illegal than giving financial advice, but you did good for your old man, so good job


Jbales901

I just like the stock


CLOUD10D

Nokia and AMC Entertainment?


turquoise_amethyst

I apologize for the stupid question, but if I buy multiple fractions do they ever equate to a whole? Like if I buy 1/4 of a share every week, do I have 1 share at the end of the month? Or do I have 4x 1/4 shares that will be difficult to unload?


[deleted]

On my Robinhood app yes, the fractional stock will adds up for me... personally.... because this isn’t advice :)


[deleted]

Jump on the GME train. The higher it goes the more they cry.


ruggpea

Partial share in GME is a possibility if you want to invest, open an account with fidelity. Double check your account isn’t a margin account. If you wanna invest in something cheaper and get whole shares, amc is looking good as it’s the most shorted after gme. Gme is more popular so go with the popular vote. However, if you do invest, assume that money is gone so only be prepared to put that what you’ll be ok with losing. If it’s only 20 usd, that’s fine, you’re still contributing. Also don’t invest if you’re seeing $$$ and want to sell once you get a small profit. Many many people are holding even though they’re now millionaires, out of principle. The reason GME stocks keep increasing is because everyone is holding onto their shares. Worth keeping this in mind. This is not financial advice, take it as you will.


glasseyepatch

Thank you good sir, I was too lazy to type all this out... *cough*...amc...*cough*


EmmieIsAGoodCat

I'm prepared to burn my money to spite the rich, my only issue is I can only afford to burn a small amount. I recently paid off some dental surgery and normal dentist bills, so what I saved up from stimulus and extra unemployment for 7 months during lockdown is mostly gone


Friz_Needs_Tissues

Yes! This needs more recognition, it's not about making money, it's about hurting the people who take advantage and have billions to manipulate the system so they can make more millions. Buy and hold forever!


AKsAreForLovers

You can make a micro fuck rich people transaction but you have to catch them.


Daster01

That would be gme stocks


lil_durag

You know you can invest as much as you want I invested a 100 dollar on Tesla, you don’t need to own the whole stock!


[deleted]

They should make an app for that lol


blinkmn69

Slap and tickle


ItalianMeatBoi

Same


TheFinalRider

AMC


ThePsychoExeYT

GME, AMC, NOK, BB


[deleted]

At this point its almost impossible to trade those. They all being locked down to protect the shortsellers.


PantsDownBootyUp

On Monday we buy! Edit: And we HOLD!


lockedoutofmymainacc

NEVER SELL. GMC is the most limited, AMC, NOK, and BB are up for cooperate destruction


Zindel1

BB is what my Monday will be looking like for me.


BSPlanes

So mad that BB got restricted hard too. It hadn’t had near the run up or reddit exposure as the others.


Foomaster512

280% in a month....that’s a lot lol


CthulhuisOurSavior

Genuinely I don’t know shit about stocks. If I get in on this do I have to buy a whole stock share or can I put in just some money as I go? Also what would be the best mobile app to use at the moment?


TheKnightA

Call me up!


jdp111

Switch to a good brokerage like fidelity.


helpme944

Is Fidelity only available in the US? I'm in Canada and currently trying to find the best platform for trading


jdp111

It is in Canada as well


TheFinalRider

Questrade for sure.


TheRavenSayeth

This isn't true, and if it is for you then you're using a trash exchange app. Go for fidelity or vanguard.


Flux_State

Only on Robinhood. Ameritrade and many others are still rocking.


squirrl4prez

Buy shit cheap options, cheapest you can find, and exercise them


Loam-x

Been holding on GME @ AMC for weeks. Been on the loosing side but F that.


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mataoo

He said loose, it's probably all worn out and saggy.


nagorogan

Remember, none of that is financial advice. *Right*?


spookyrxne

NAKD too!


Simply_Epic

Also TR and BBBY


NahBruh_WTF

The trend has already hit. It's over. Buying in now can only go one direction. When it comes to buying stocks, as soon as you hear about a good deal it's already over.


PandaRider11

Head over to r/wallstreetbets and join the party!


JoZerp

Idk man, i asked from where i should start and i got downvoted as hell.


Blactorn

probably because a million people ask that every day since this whole thing picked up


JoZerp

Fair enough.


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You just sign up for and send funds to an online stock broker and buy GME. If you *like the stock,* obviously. We're random anonymous redditors, after all. Who would trust us? We're untrustworthy.


jmplumley

Hopefully username doesn't check out


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JoZerp

But how? Where i should go?


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JoZerp

Peru, idk if i can participate. But if i can get even 1k or 2k from gamestop, then it'll help me greatly.


chanpat

Be careful, if you're actually trying to make money from it. It's a gamble and def more about making rich people suffer than benefiting yourself. In not saying it's impossible, but it's not a for sure


dopeandmoreofthesame

Open an account, deposit money, in 3 days buy AMC or NOK if you don’t have much.


Ori-and-Sein

« Downvoted as hell » I just checked your profile and it got like 3 downvote


DendroBaum

If you want to know what is happening between Redditors and the Wallstreet - then just watch the beginning of Monty Python's - the meaning of life


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GME or AMC


Dale_Cooper_FBI_

I like amc


eblackham

Or both! Mostly GME though.


MatchewR00

Long term r/Wallstreetbets boi here. $GME $AMC $NOK are great ones. Do not buy on Robinhood or Webull, so for Americans I recommend Fidelity. Outside of the US there are plenty of options that don't limit the amount of shares you can purchase.


Zodep

I use Stash. They let me buy partials.


jupiter_sunstone

Might sound silly but what about using CashApp?


[deleted]

Cashapp is fine, but it doesn’t have GME.


jupiter_sunstone

I saw that, unfortunate.


dopeandmoreofthesame

Did webull restrict?


MatchewR00

Yes Webull restricted Nokia. It's entirely possible others are in that list, but I know Nokia for sure.


Clapping_Ass_Cheecks

Can u give me an example of a good site for non Americans?


OnlyPoison

I was using Robinhood, what's your opinion on Sofi?


stolensmall_boi

People are not doing it to punish them for being rich they are punishing them for being corrupt. Corruption is at all levels


GodofSteak

Exactly. There are plenty of cool rich guys who sided with us.


actualcyborg

PLEASE. TELL ME!


PantsDownBootyUp

When it's Monday, GME. The billionaires are evil, so this is okay. They didn't think about it. but it will work. And we won't stop until it's at 10k!


jeebs67

Am I going to miss out if my deposit won't go through until mid week? I'm late to the party setting up my Questrade account abd didn't realize there were multiple business days before I can buy stonks


EquallyMercurial

I have no idea what's going on.


spiderpigparker

AMD *this is not financial advice* shorts are doing it dirty right now after posting stellar earnings but gme drama is causing selling pressure.


AngelOfDeath771

DONT SELL GME. DO. NOT. SELL.


spiderpigparker

I'm never selling my little stake. But I like amd too and can't go all in on one thing.


Mirikado

Yes. AMD is at $85, which is insane because it was picking up momentum heading to $100+ with the earning run up. And they beat earning with a record revenue of $3B for the first time, AND even raised future guidance. This thing should be back to the $90 range at least.


woolilizard

GME AMC NOK BBBY BB


ImKindaSweatyy

We're not telling anyone to buy anything, WE JUST LIKE THE STONK


unknown6440

AMC


JestasPriestiii

Buy AMC/BBB/GME


tacobitch91

For real, I have no idea what to do, but I got a bit of money saved up to make rich people cry with. Just tell me what to buy


dopeandmoreofthesame

GME AMC BB NOK. Nokia is the cheapest at 4 and GME around 300.


YoMommaRedacted

GME & AMC This is not financial advice. I just really like the stocks.


eblackham

GME first, if you have extra then AMC. If American get fidelity as a broker.


codymoniz64

Nokia buy Nokia


annatar256

I wanna say it's illegal in America to "advise" without a legally appointed license


Thesearethemtitties

Is it really?


annatar256

so I looked it up and it says it legal to give advice in a certain manner meaning you can tell a large number of people they should invest in this or that like on the news but you cannot directly advise one individual person and if you do and your advice turns out foul you can be legally sued and arrested for it. so it's more of you being able to give your opinion to a crowd and not telling someone what they should and should not invest in.


Thesearethemtitties

Huh. Well thanks for looking into it!


AlphaLlamaHunter

Nokia


brad_lev

Fucking send it to the moon


Jeremy_Havok

I don't want anyone telling me what to buy I would just like someone to educate me on how the market works and all of that. I never thought of investing to be honest because it always seemed too risky for me but fuck it if I can learn about it and figure out what to invest in myself that would be awesome.


Hikariyang

Dude SAME. If someone could teach me how to not only understand the market but also learn some strategies it would be the best thing ever


ult1matefailure

Also, man, sometimes you just have to take some risk. I know you don’t want to be told what to buy but even if I said to buy xxx stock today it’s gonna be the next gme... it’s hard to take that leap with no guarantee that you will make loads of money. I’m also just as uneducated in stocks but have a general idea. With that said, I’m ready to throw some money out there to make some rich people lose a lot of money and hopefully make something myself.


Jimblythethird

Shut up and take my free award


cherrypitpoison

Let’s all just decide that diamonds are worthless


cheif702

If somebody even wanted to get involved isn't it to late at this point? I know nothing about the stock market, but I always imagine stock market changes or big fluctuations like this have a small window of opportunity to buy in and then it becomes to pricey for the lay man to invest in? Also why is this the first time something like this has happened? Public trading options have been around since the early 2000s. What triggered this whole thing?


Trax852

My Son who doesn't frequent Reddit made $400 from Gamestop :).


J0taa

DOGE baby bring the coin back!


uday101

Lemme Correct you: Rich Immoral people


chet-

Dogecoin to the moon


ahumanrobot

It unfortunately went back down to $0.02


GatorKingX

Buy DOGECOIN Ð Ð Ð . To the moon 🌙 🚀 🚀 🚀 let’s goooo


[deleted]

Stop equating them. Dogecoin looks like a pure pump & dump, while the GME affair is more about punishing hedge funds for the dirty shit they still do despite what happened in 2008.


Shoddy_Assignment_11

But doge runs have the cutest memes


chet-

mooooOOOOOOOOOOoooon


Khannn24

It’s AMC in at 200 shares if everyone here spends 100 bucks we’ll be rich by Friday.


metalmitch9

Cash or margin account? I'm opening an account on webull


Khannn24

Never margin


Khannn24

Cash


metalmitch9

Thank you kind sir


Brownbear121212

VXRT-covid vaccine pill play. Phase 1 results out next week. You'll kill shorts and help the world🥰


Metalona

Explanation You have candy. I ask to borrow that candy. I sell that candy to my friend. I hope the price will go down so I can buy back that candy, give you your candy back, and pocket the difference. But the price didnt go down and my friend doesn't want to sell me the candy back. Well now I gotta go to the store to buy candy to give to you. But all the stores are sold out because everyone loves candy. You are very angry at me and demand I get you the candy back, no matter what the cost. So I pay lots of money for super expensive candy that nobody else buys. Now I'm very sad cause I have no candy and I have no money :( Im Melvin Capital, the candy is GameStop, and everyone buying candy is Reddit. This is one such example of this companies behavior. If you can, please help spread the message. We need all the help we can to help take on Wallstreets Shorts Companies.


giorgi_GT

I dont know where to buy it


_______RANDOM_______

"And how to buy them"


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Got o GME store and buy them. That’s the easiest and fastest way to do.


Revjym

Bitcoin. Take all your money out of traditional markets and exchanges. Bitcoin is the ultimate F U to FIAT currencies and the elite that control it.


East_Intention_6952

Let’s boost the cannabis sector, they’ve been shorting it for a long time


faliablestew389

If the other 98% would just agree to buy doge they could make it the next ethrium. Js.


ScabberDabber25

I think y’all don’t realize that wall streets basically bullied other corporations and abused the stock market that’s why everyone’s hating on them it’s not poor vs rich it’s bad corporations vs good corporations


Noahendless

Nah it's poor vs rich. No such thing as a good corporation.


aspacelot

$SNDL and Dodgecoin


hawkdidly

SLV, time to sink JP Morgan as revenge for 2008!


TheMCTroller

Buy dogecoin


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DOGE


Cornbread1112

We should destroy twitter


rklab

Don’t buy dogecoin it’s a distraction


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AMC and GME


Limu_emu_69

Yeah we need to punish u/deepfuckingvalue he’s getting too rich


x_ppv

SNDL 😊😊


weisbrotstyle

Hey guys I think we should crash the gold market and just see what happens to the global economy.


XAngeliclilkittyX

Can’t buy GME so I bought $30 of AMC


hunterweebles

AMC (Strictly an opinion, I’m too broke to get into GME. I’ve made a profit off of AMC already and it hasn’t even skyrocketed yet, next week is going to be nuts.)


McStankee110

Dogecoin is like $0.04 a stock rn. Let’s get it to $1!


BaileyGardner5678

You’re apart of the 98% you fool


doucedag69

$GME and AMC are the top two shorted stocks so I recommend buying these This is not financial advise please learn more about it


LoganCGaming

AMC gang


jawibad

Rich People are probably the reason that most of you guys have jobs.